Hello. Just so you know why I pulled you over. >> Yes. Yeah, oh, it's crazy. I was like, "What am I doing?" Yeah, why'd you go that way? I don't know. I just got like it was like cuz we came to Taco Taco. Uh-huh. And I was like, "Oh my god, what am I doing?" Yeah. Yeah, cuz you went northbound in the southbound turn lane, so. I know. Okay. Oh, where are you trying to get to? Um I'm going home. I'm going to uh the South Valley. So, I was like, "Is that a turn out?" Yeah, okay. Or is that where I do need to go? Okay, perfect. Okay. Any alcohol today? No. Nothing? No, I don't drink alcohol. Okay. It's Monica, right? Okay, do you mind stepping out for me real quick? Thank you. I just picked up my medication. >> good. What was that? I just got my insurance papers. Okay, yeah, you can leave all that, it's fine. Yeah, you can go ahead. No weapons or anything on you? No. Okay, we'll just come back over here. >> Okay. Uh you said no alcohol at all? No. >> Okay, why can I get an odor of alcohol? Of what? I got an odor of alcohol from the vehicle. I was from my perfume. Your perfume? Okay, why were you just spraying it now? >> I know, well, my car cuz I have a I drink a I drink a thing of uh of uh tea Okay. So, it was under my seat and it exploded. Oh, okay. So, it's like because you're on probation. You can look in my car over >> No, that's fine. You're saying you're on probation? Um well, yeah. Okay, I didn't see that. Did it end or something or what? No, it's just my uh it was a domestic violence and a restraining order. Oh, okay. So, it's a restraining order. Okay. Okay. But, I I work over here in Enchanted Hills. Okay. Can I just cuz say it's kind of off the road. What do you do over there? I'm a house palace. Oh, are you? Okay, cool. Um, so no alcohol today at all? Any um uh history of traumatic brain injuries at all? What do you mean? Traumatic brain injuries? No. Okay, no serious head concussions or anything like that? Any uh physical limitations for walking or balancing? Okay. I know you're wearing your eye contacts. No. Okay, do you have anything inside your mouth? Can you open your mouth wider and stick your tongue out? I might have just chipped on my tooth. >> No, you're good. Don't even worry about it. I did. I like uh it's okay. >> Just go on and get it. I just want you to stay away from her. So, go on and put your feet together for me, heel to heel, toe to toe. All the way if you're able to. Keep your hands to your sides. >> sandals for a long time. >> You're okay. Keep your hands to your sides. Just stand in that position for me you're in. Just stand up. Okay, you see this little back finger right here? I want you to follow it with your eyes and your eyes only. Keep your head completely straight, okay? You're making me dizzy. You're okay. Yeah, if you keep moving your head, just keep your head straight, okay? Yeah, just follow it just your eyes, okay? I don't move my head, right? >> Nope. Yeah, just follow it all the way up. Just follow it all the way. You are making me dizzy. You're okay. Yeah, I'm going to slow. Almost done. I'm going to wrap this around to my finger. Just relax. I'm trying to tuck my stomach in cuz I'm exercising too. I'm almost done. I'm all done. Yeah, now you're good. We're almost done. Just keep both wrapped in there. Good? You need to take a second? Good? Yeah. You don't feel dizzy or anything? No, I just like like I'm trying to exercise like I trying to get all rid of it. Oh, you're good. I was going to go jump in the pool actually. Oh, were you? Yeah. That's standard procedure. We're almost done. Right here, to my finger. Should I keep my feet together still? Yeah, yeah, just relax for a second. I'm going to walk now. Do you feel comfortable like walking and balancing in those? No. No? >> I'm always in my tennis shoes. Do you have your tennis shoes with you? Yeah. Well, we can grab them for you. You can stay out here. I'm always in uniform. >> Are you? Okay, let's stay over here. Do you want us to grab your shoes for you? Um they're just tennis shoes. Or do you feel comfortable walking and balancing in those? >> I'm okay. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm I'm like I wear uh tennis shoes year round, so cuz I I work on my feet all day. Okay. >> I'm like 8 hours on my feet all day doing fades and >> But do you feel comfortable walking and bouncing in them for these tests or not? These are not comfortable for me. >> want us to grab your shoes? Okay, you feel fine? Yeah. Okay. Come up here on my flashlight. What do you want me to do? Like go up there and face this way. Yeah. Um so, I can smell alcohol on your breath. So, why is that? If if you have any anything >> I had some mints. Some mints? Okay. It doesn't smell like mints. It smells like alcohol. No. Nothing at all? Can you speak or blow in the breathalyzer right now? Yeah. You can? Okay. So, I want you to do a semi flashlight here and then face this way. I want you to No, no, this way. Okay. Yep. No, like face just like look at my unit. Like turn this way. Yep, face that. Face towards my unit. So, I want you to imagine an imaginary straight line on the ground here. Are you able to do that? Uh An imaginary line in front of you. No. Grab my tennis shoes. Do you want your tennis shoes? Where are they at? Uh they're at in the back of my car seat. Do you mind grabbing her shoes? Do you mind grabbing them? In the back seat? Yeah. On my feet. We can grab your shoes. It's no big deal. Yeah. Or you can go barefoot. One or the other. But I know people don't Some people like to do >> I just don't want to go to jail. I don't want I just have to make sure that you're you're not impaired to be driving. That's what I'm doing. >> No, I'm good. I'm good. >> Okay. Okay. Why do you feel like you would go to jail? Cuz I'm on probation and I My probation officer is very strict with me. Yeah. No, but why do you feel like >> grandchildren. >> Why do you feel like you would go to jail though? Um because I made a bad U-turn. That That wouldn't send you to jail. Yeah, you wouldn't go to jail for that specifically. >> Yeah. Well, I I did that little U-turn and I was like, "Shit! What am I going >> Yeah, cuz it caused a crash. >> And I seen you and I was like, "Oh my god!" So, this These are what I wear to work. >> this out of the way. Better? Yes. Okay. Cool. So I want you to imagine an imaginary line on the ground here. Are you able to do that for me? >> Hold on, let me go. You're good. Put my soles right here. Okay. Okay, so what do you want Do you do smoke marijuana, too? Yeah. You do? Okay, when did you last smoke? A while ago. Okay, how long would you say? >> for my uh migraines and my fibromyalgia. Okay. Uh probably like an hour ago. Okay, how much did you smoke would you say? Um I smoked a little bit. Like a Like a joint or what? Like a No, I take like a puff. Okay, what do you smoke it out of a bowl or It No, it's a It's a It's >> It's a pipe. Yeah, but what do you What do you use to smoke it? >> Oh, like the little pen or what? Like a Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I want you to imagine >> leave a battery. Okay. I want you to to imagine that straight line on the ground. It's going to be about the width of your foot. Okay? And if you can't hear me for whatever reason, just ask me to repeat something and I will cuz I know the traffic, okay? So what I want you to do is put your left foot on that straight line for me. I what? Put your left foot on that straight line. On the straight line? >> Yep, the imaginary straight line in front of you about the width of your foot. Put your right foot in front of your left foot, heel touching your toe. All the way heel to toe if you can. Yeah, don't begin the test yet. I just want you to get in this position here. Okay. Yeah, go and step out. >> Why does this hurt me? That Yeah, we're not going to use that. Yeah, I want you to listen to my instructions, okay? Yeah, there's a reason why I want you to go this way, okay? Uh yeah, cuz that's all curvy and stuff. That's not even a straight line, okay? In front of your right in front of your left. >> How many feet? Just like this. See how I'm standing? Yes. Right foot in front of your left foot, heel touching your toe. Like Get like this. Stand like I'm standing. There you go. Hands to your sides. Hands down to your sides. If you're able to. And just stay in that position till I tell you to begin the test. If you fall out of it like you did, just get back into it, okay? So whenever I tell you to begin, I want you to take nine heel-to-toe steps down that imaginary straight line for me. Go and me to demonstrate for you, okay? 1 2 3. I took three, I want you to take nine. On your ninth step, you're going to leave that front foot planted. I want you to use your rear foot to take a series of small steps to turn yourself back around. Now you'll be facing your car, then you're going to take nine more heel-to-toe steps back, okay? >> Okay. So, nine down, do the turn that I showed you, nine more back. 1 2 3. Again, I took three for demonstration purposes. How many are you taking? >> Oh, okay. Yeah. So, you told me nine. >> Yes, ma'am. So, it's important during this test you don't bounce your feet. You cannot allow with every single step and keep your hands to your sides. Don't stop the test till you complete it in its entirety, okay? Do you have any questions? No. Okay, go and get back in that position for me. Well, I do have problems. I have problems with this foot. So, I do have uh tendinitis on my foot. Does it hinder your walking and balancing? >> Yeah. Okay, that's fine. >> I have Do you think it'll hinder you? Yes. Okay, that's I have my medication right here. I believe you. Yeah, okay. And it's for what? It's for >> my standing on my legs, my No, but what's it called, the diag- diagnostic? >> it's in my car. No, not the medication, the the the clonazepam? Clonazepam? >> feet and stuff. So, I don't stand very still. >> You said you have fibromyalgia? Yeah. I have tendinitis on my feet right here, on my toe, right here, where it swells up. >> Yeah. So, it's hard for me to stand on my legs all day. Yeah, okay. But I'll do it. >> No, no. If if you think it's going to hinder you, we can do some other tests. So, what's your highest level of education? Talk. Okay. So, you know the English alphabet? Yes. You can count to 100? A, B, C Yeah. Okay. You can count up to 100? Yeah. >> Okay. For this test, I want you to recite the alphabet starting with the letter G as in George. So, starting at G and ending at the letter T as in Tom. >> A, J, K, L >> Hold on. Starting at G, ending at T in correct order going forward without saying it So, say it again? Uh recite the alphabet starting with the letter G, ending at the letter T in correct order going forward without saying it. I Yeah, make sure you talk out loud, though. Oh, you told me not to. >> Recite it out loud, yeah, like I told you. >> Okay. A B C H I J K L M N O P Okay. Count backwards starting with the number 72 and then end at the number 51. Oh, I just had this test at my psychiatrist. >> Okay. Yeah, just count backwards from 72. >> 72 My math is not good. 70 Come on, Monica. Just count backwards 72 to 51. 72 71 70 um 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 um 61 59 Okay. Um Give me one second. And uh one more one more test, okay? I'm going to have you stand here in my flashlight and face me. There you go. The same thing, feet together, heel to heel, toe to toe, hands to your sides. So, for this test, I want you to still focus on the tip of my finger. I'm going to do a couple of circles and then come in towards the bridge of your nose, okay? What I want you to do is track my finger all the way in and you're going to go cross-eyed if you're able to, okay? Cross-eyed? >> Yeah, just go cross-eyed, like track it all the way in, follow it in. I'm not going to touch your nose, but I'm going to come close and I want you to go cross-eyed if you're able to, okay? So, just stay in that position for me. Follow it all the way in. You're tracking it cross-eyed if you're able to. Cross-eyed. Almost done. Keep following all the way in. What? Okay. >> Um so, I'm placing you under arrest, okay? So, you need to turn around and put your hands behind your back because you're you're too impaired to be driving right now, okay? You're showing a lot of impairment during these tests, okay? They're not pass or fail, but you're showing you're showing a lot of impairment during these tests, okay? You're too impaired to be driving. Okay? I I will bring your phone and all that, and there is a chance you could just get out tonight uh because have you ever been arrested before? Oh, uh no. Okay, that's a good thing. Look Look at that. Hold on. Let me see. Look, I can fit my fingers through there, though. I can fit my fingers. I'm going to take them off. We're literally going right there to the police department, and I'll take them back off, okay? But, I just have to leave them on per policy. And then, I'll put those back in. Let's go and walk back here. Okay. Right here? You want all that to go with you, your money? Well, yeah. Cuz cuz at the jail, they're going to put it in Remember, they're going to give you a check or whatever. So. No. Okay. So, either we lock it in the glove box or we can take it all with you. That's fine. You want it to go with you? I'm just letting you know that the I'll count it for you in a minute. Whoever comes for you, yeah. You get get out tonight, yeah. But, we have to tow your vehicle from here, so you have to go get it from the tow yard, but it's going to be in there. I know it's a pain. But, um yeah, whatever you want to do. Am I allowed to keep my phone on me? Yeah. No, I'm going to take you right to the police department, and then I have to give you the opportunity to do a breath test. Was there hurting? Yeah, Yeah, look how how loose saying earlier, though. Okay. No, I I have to I know, but it's our it's our job. You're going to be okay. I'm going to take them right back off. We're like 5 minutes away. You what? Exercise your ass? Cuz I have a I ruined my altar. I'm a mess. I'm a broken mess. >> And you don't have anything inside your bra, right? Either? Okay. I just want to make sure. >> [laughter] >> Come in here. Please watch my purse. You want me to lock there? Your purse? You want me to lock it in your vehicle? Yes. >> How much money do you think you have in there? I have a lot. Like how much is a lot? Like Like thousands? Not a lot, no. Oh, okay. Like maybe like 600. >> Okay. What we could do is we can count it and then if you want we could document that it or do you want to go with you? >> Don't. Don't. I don't want it in your check. I don't want I got >> So you want to stay in your vehicle? Okay, we'll leave it. I'll just grab your phone, okay? We'll secure everything though for you, okay? Yep. I'm going to grab that. Well, you want your purse, too? Cuz I'm going to have to take everything out of it. It's only going to be just your purse. >> in there. Take this on you. Would you mind just taking the change? You could throw it in there. I got Yeah, I got that. So they're going to um tow my car, right? Yeah, and I'll let you know where it's going to go and you'll be able to pick it up once you get released. Like I said, you're going to get released tonight or by the morning at the latest, but you'll probably just get out tonight, so. Let me go get it. I'm going to hurry you over there so we can get you out. I know you're uncomfortable, okay? You're welcome. Give me 1 second, okay? I need help. Do you have I can't even get up. If you could just rotate a little bit. >> When I when I like squat down to do hair Yeah. I'm serious. I'm like serious >> Messed you up. There you go. Let's lock that door up there. Doing hair between years It's a long time. >> Yeah. I can't wait till I turn 62. Oh, heck yeah. You're almost there, right? Yeah. You'll hang a right up here. Through that door right there. Yeah, it's nice and nice and cool. Make a right through here. You'll go diagonal through that door up on the left. You'll go down and you'll sit down in this blue chair up here on the left. Can I take these off me? Or do I have to keep them on? Uh just for now. Then I'm going to take them off here in a second. A picture? No, I'm not taking a picture of you. No, we don't we don't do that here. That's that's old stuff. Well, it's all right there. Well, this is your your driver's license is all. So, what am I getting booked for? Because my daughter is going to be so pissed at me. Is she? Yes, she monitors me. Does she? >> [laughter] >> I'm on a monitor. >> Yeah. Um let me read this real quick and I'll go over everything after, okay? So, listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You're under arrest for DUI. The New Mexico Implied Consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, a laboratory technician, or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our test, which is breath test? No. Okay. I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege for 1 year. If you're convicted in court of driving while under the influence, you may also receive a greater sentence because you refused to be tested. Do you understand? Yes. Okay. Do you now agree to be tested? Um no. Okay. That's fine. You have every right to refuse it. Um so, I still have to run the machine and it takes about 3 minutes and it'll time out and then I'll log it, okay? Then we'll move on. Um as far as the charges go, it's just I'm just going to for you doing the U-turn. Is that okay? >> [laughter] >> And then I'll let you >> bangs out of my eyes? Yeah, which ones? Right there. Right here? >> No, over here. >> Oh, on this side? There you go. You can't get my glasses off. Yeah, right. [laughter] I have all my >> So, as far as that what That's all I could do with her. You know what I mean? There's not much more I know how to do than that. Cool. The machine's ready. If you change your mind, just let me know, but you know, I just have to let you know that, okay? Oh, no. I'll get you a new address. I'm not going to blow anything up. You don't have to I just have to have it ready. Yeah. I have to give you every opportunity to So, if you if you change your mind and >> You're good. >> And my probation officer will not like that. Yeah, this picks up for alcohol, but yeah, you don't have to explain to me anything. Whatever your reasoning though is up up to you. Yeah. Okay, let's get you this one. I'm going to get you other handcuffs. This time gets my small ones. >> I'm I'm going to take you out of them. Let's go over here. Hey, you get stuck in your your cage. I never wear shorts. It's hot, man. I've been This This isn't jail. This is just a This is just a holding area. Yeah. Cuz Oh my god, I can't imagine all the cookies. Yeah. >> I'm homeless. Oh. Hi. Hi. Good. Yeah, if you want to swing around over here on this side. So, but just make sure everything is out of your pockets and your bra cuz there's cameras all through here. Right here. Just make sure uh Oh, you're good. Just make sure everything's completely out of your uh Make sure nothing's in your bra. There's cameras all over this place so you can't have anything hidden in there, okay? Does nipple Okay, >> [laughter] >> as long as you have nothing in there, okay? Nothing else on you? No. Okay, cool. Do you mind taking your uh shoes off? Do you have diabetes? Uh >> my bond. You're not going to have it. There's no bond. So, what happens is that you're going to put everything in the machine. If you meet the criteria, they're just going to ROR you and let you out. If not, you're going to be out by the morning. Nothing else on you? No. Nothing at all? You missing anything? Cool. Go and grab your phone. It's going to be a third door right up there. So, you're just going to hang out in here. Give me about 30 to 45 minutes to do your paperwork, and then I'm going to take you over there. So, what happens when we get there is you're going to um get intakes. They put you by yourself. So, they're either going to release you if you meet the criteria to get ROR, or you're going to be out in the morning, okay? So, just hold for tonight, and then I'll have all your paperwork and everything, okay? >> Help me, please. You're going to be okay. There's a restroom right here. You need a Oh, yeah, there's water. Are you going to need the restroom or no? There's water right there on this thing. >> No. That's all there is. We don't have bottled or anything. I'm sorry. Once you get to the jail, they have better water, but that's all we have. I'm not in jail yet? No, this is the police department. Like I said, you're just in here while I do my paperwork. So, it won't be long, though. Are you needing any toilet paper? You good? Yeah, I'm going to need toilet paper. Here you go. Thank you. You're welcome. Give me about 30 to 45 minutes, okay? Okay. A few moments later. I'll get you over there. You'll be able to call once you get up there, too. Pardon me? You'll be able to call once you get up there. Can you grab that, though? Yeah, it's crazy. It's weird. You just throw that and put your shoes on. So, what do you want me to do? You could just throw that away, and then you can put your shoes on. And where are you taking me? I'm talking to my >> Yeah, let me take you up there. So, once you get up to the Santa Fe County Jail, you'll be able to call once you get up there. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, this is my daughter. She's giving me information. I'm sorry, what was that? Hi. Um yeah, so she's saying that she could get picked up. So, what happens is I have to take her up to the Santa Fe County jail, which is right behind the Bernalillo Walmart. Uh-huh. So, basically they intake her, they upload all of her paperwork to the system, and there's a 24-hour judge that reviews everything. If she meets the criteria, then they could just ROR her, and then she'll be able to call you for a ride. If she doesn't meet that criteria, then she'll probably be out by the morning. Okay. Yeah, so it's You have to wait for her to call? Yeah, she'll be able to call you once she gets up there, then also when she's going to get released, she'll be able to call you to come get her. Okay. Okay. And she got booked for for what? For DUIDUI. Oh, okay. Okay. But she'll be able to call you here shortly. Okay, thank you. >> Okay, thank you. Bye. Bye, yeah. Okay. Um Here's your phone, and here's your purse. So, the judge has to uh Release. They don't do bonds anymore. That's like a That's stopped about 10 years ago. So, then I'll be in jail all night, right? No, just till the judge releases you. If you meet the criteria, they ROR you tonight, but if not, then you'll see the judge in the morning and get out. Um I don't think there's a judge tonight, right? No, there's a 24-hour judge. Yeah, that reviews all the paperwork and stuff. It's just all over like the the thing. I'll handcuff you on the front cuz I know you're hurting. No, you're welcome. And then Here, take this stupid thing off me. Okay. Oh, I hate jail. >> [laughter] >> You get They're all swollen. Yeah, I'll just I'll keep them loose here. Um Then once we get there though, I just have to put them behind you just to get you inside because they won't take you in, okay? Unless we do that, so. And then they'll take them right back off. All right, let's do this. Do you think I'll get out tonight? Or You may. Yeah, there's not like any like >> like like parole. No, I'm being serious. Yeah, you I don't want nobody to come for nothing. Yeah, no. That's why I said for them to wait until you call. And then you're right. Yeah, cuz uh go straight. Try to absorb the fan a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Hang a left. Okay, you'll both go You have to actually give a sample once you're up there. So, here right here. And that's just to make sure you're not pregnant or anything at all. Go straight. He's pissed. He's like No caffeine, no nothing. You are not even supposed to be drinking. You're on medication. Bad night. Here, would you mind buckling yourself in? It's right there next to you. Need me to? There you go. Let me get the AC on. I'll put them behind you real quick and then they'll take them off. Okay. I'll go ahead. Well, I can't. Oh, you Oh, you mean you need them? There you go. Sorry. Go ahead. I'll keep them loose. They're going to take them right back off. >> [snorts] >> Oh, okay. Yeah. Later, brother. Thank you. Wash my face here. And then you can come and take the cuffs off. Good thing you're right here, huh? You can't. >> [clears throat] >> Made it. >> Oh.