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roll the window down
on I'm getting pulled over I'm waiting
for him to pick me up you're not getting
pulled over did you just hit something P
see what do you mean you got call you no
I've been sitting here in my are waiting
they're lying we heard that there was
somebody bro where you I've literally
been sitting in my car my sho's been
parked I've been waiting for him to pick
me up cuz I don't want to drive
drunk where you at bro what's your
where's your license oh my God nobody P
me take my license I've been sitting
here bro the middle of the road you're
in the middle of the road in a motor
vehicle [ __ ] park waiting for you
can't park in the middle of a main
street
over yeah that's not how it works that's
not how [ __ ] you need a ticket and I'm
about to be pulled over where you at
like I didn't want to drive because you
don't want to pull me
over why don't you hang up the phone and
step out I know that's what I'm saying
that's why I've been sitting here for
hour yeah you need to step out of the
car that's what I'm telling
you
transc
4 are you hurting anyway no I've been
sitting here for an hour waiting to get
pck cuz I don't want to Drunk and Drive
cuz I don't want to get a ticket where
did you how did you get talk to n so I
don't get pulled over me you show us I'm
starting to lose my patience I know but
listen I'm start no you're going to
listen to me for a second okay okay you
said you don't want to drive drunk right
how did you get here that's why how did
you get here because listen how did you
get
here I've been I listen listen listen I
take the shot tight back there
listen I took theing shot
I didn't want to drink and drive so I
told him to come get me so he's coming
to get me did you hit something somebody
said somebody said I think is that guy
still parked up there uh first of all if
he can hit me he hit me no no I've been
sitting here waiting for him to come get
me you don't have any weapons or
anything Miss
Tire she sight
right not like the curb or something
what back here too
yeah
okay will you listen to me now sure I'll
listen to
you I've been waiting for him to get my
license so I don't have to drive where's
R he's over there cuz we're
investigating that's why he's coming to
get me well you've already done what you
did you know you have two flat tires
over there and you're missing a miror oh
my god I've been sitting here though
like this is what I'm saying you have
not been sitting here you are driving no
how do you how do you get two flat tires
and missing a mirror if you're not
moving because I've been on my okay so
what give me that way
dude okay so what now so what now you
can take yeah yeah um I'm going to wait
for my partner to get back but is R here
whoever I don't know who that is but
dude I've been waiting for him to go get
my ticket cuz I didn't want to drive
home like honestly I how drunk are you
I'm not that drunk that's why I've been
sitting here I've literally been sitting
here for a hour like but how did you get
here you drove here you didn't just get
here and then get drunk because I've
been listen oh my God you get what I'm
saying yeah and now my mom's about to go
in on me and like you don't how toxic is
how old are you I'm 22 and like I
understand like I've been sitting here
for aing hour cuz I didn't want to drive
home and she's about to lecture me and
go in on me and like it's about to be so
much [ __ ] where were you at
drinking Mike I can show you my location
no I don't care about that okay but look
what's do you have your license yes I
need your license though
okay like I just wanted her to take me
home here's my
ID hold on
can I show it to you can I pull it up
yeah okay it's on your phone yeah it's
my ID you're going to have to P my I
don't know where 61 checking your safety
61 I'm
definitely just just stay here for a
second too I walk all the way down
there and she definitely was
driving
all
right all right figure she did yeah we
we're trying to figure out so we can do
we have to do an accident report cuz you
hit something no look listen what time
is it like you don't understand I didn't
hit [ __ ] while I was drunk It's
230 I mean you understand we're not
idiots and you're going have to I
understand drunk like I get it I'm
[ __ ] so you're admitting that you're
drunk no no no you just said that like
three times no no I took a shot bro I
how many shots like one but listen it's
[ __ ] 12:30 I [ __ ] took a shot and
I 2:30 no I understand it's 12:30 but
like: 2:30 okay I took aing shot and I'm
passed my [ __ ] but like this sober has
oh my God so you have you have some
options here
okay um you can take some field sobriety
tests to show if you're not you know to
see if you're impaired or not yeah or
you can refuse or those are the two
options or what or you're going to go to
jail I don't want to go to jail or
you're not going to go to jail but
you're going to get you're going to get
arrested for DUI okay but someone can
come pick you up at the station my mom
but like I don't want to go through this
because like I'm not that sober and like
I'm really just going through it and
like you guys don't understand
I'm not that sure BR I'm heartbroken and
it's like a whole different like two
different sobriety and like he just been
like going through it and like you guys
are looking at me like I'm [ __ ] I
don't understand what you're saying
saying it's fine like what you don't
understand is like I'm really sober like
I'm really just heartbroken and like the
[ __ ] sober that hit me I was sober
and he smashed into my [ __ ] car and I
the sober that hit you no
the ma'am I'm sorry the semi that was a
whole different word the semi that hit
me you're saying that a semi hit you it
looks if you if a semi hit you it wasn't
that bad he literally CH my car and like
you guys don't believe me and it's fine
but like he literally tipped theing
front of my car and like I'm going
through it and I didn't want to
so we got a call okay that you were
passed out in the street no it wasn't
even that [ __ ] deep like I'm
literally just hearten tell he's going
through it and like he been cheating on
me boyfriend yeah okay like you guys are
taking it as me being drunk and but see
we're not here to we're not here we're
not a we're not a relationship counselor
we're here to enforce the law and you
were driving drunk yeah and that's fine
like okay so what what you have the
options are is you can can take a field
sobriety
test or you can refuse if you refuse
then you're going to be you're going to
be arrested I'll take a [ __ ] soety
test because like I'm not even that
drunk like a
f okay I'm more heartbroken about him
cheated on me all right why don't you
get step
out and then what we're going to do the
test why don't you buckle your pants up
there me about
like I'm sad okay why don't we step over
here on the sidewalk okay so we don't
get hit by a car like I'm actually sad
about him cheating on me I want to take
him back like I feel stupid okay and you
guys don't we're not we're here to just
do our job I did I swear to God so just
stand there just stand there with your
arms to your sides okay to your side to
your sides all right you see the tip of
this pin all right I want you to look at
it okay when I move the pin just follow
with your eyes only okay don't move your
head
all right you ready I just miss him yeah
like you guys are taking it as me as
being sober don't move your head move it
fall with your eyes I
am
like I could do these 100 times like I
just miss him and you guys aren't taking
me serious he just just I am I see the
pen 100% stop moving your head you're
moving your head no I'm not I'm looking
at you and you
are
I just miss
him it's l even me being Dr all right
focus on the
pin I would literally kill myself
without
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him all right take a break for a second
okay like don't say that I don't want to
be sober like I want to be with you guys
are taking ask me over me getting a DUI
but
like I really need someone to talk to
it's not even you job to talk but like
you guys are going to put something on
my DUI and like I don't even want that
like I want someone to talk to we're
going to continue the test if you want
to continue cuz like I can go home 100%
I'm literally 3 minutes away from we're
gonna continue the test all right like I
want my mom to take me home look at the
pen okay follow with your eyes only
okay don't move your head I'm
not that's exactly my point I'm
literally sober I'm just
depressed like you guys don't understand
I'm
depressed I can follow a pen 100%
120%
I'm just
depressed I don't want to be alive
anymore and you guys don't get it like
you're trying me to a crazy hospital I'm
not crazy I'm not taking you to Crazy
want to take you the hospital no I just
want to go okay look look like I'm not
depressed all right one more with the
eyes one more with the eyes okay ready
follow it
again don't move your head I'm
not I just don't want to live and you
guys are making me try to seem like I'm
depressed I'm not like I'm not even
drunk
okay all right so we got we got a we got
yeah we got a c talk we got a couple
more tests
okay you ready can you do a couple more
tests or you too been out of
shape we can go you can do the test okay
all right so I want you to imagine
there's a line here okay come Stand By
Me all right come over here and Stand By
Me just stand right here okay face that
way live
anymore you guys so you're saying all
this stuff we're going to have to we're
going to have to take you somewhere
where cuz you keep saying you don't want
to live anymore listen I don't want to
die like okay but you already you said
that twice you said that you don't want
to live anymore a lot like you guys
don't understand see like you guys
trying to take someone to someone like
depressed but like you've said you were
depressed because I'm not trying to I'm
not trying to end my life and that's
what you guys want to do like you guys
want to take me somewhere that'll fix me
like I don't want to be fixed we're
trying to do what's best for you okay
and if you say things like I don't want
to live
anymore listen those those aren't things
that those aren't things that people
life isn't fun and you guys don't want
to listen like I know you're not a
therapist no my name is Ashley okay
Ashley I'm sober enough you're treating
me like I'm drunk and like oh you are
drunk
okay I can smell Liquor on your I can
smell alol see and that's the problem
and I can you're stumbling your words
the only time I feel like this is when
I'm drunk like you guys don't understand
I don't want to feel like this when I'm
M feel depressed when you're around my
mom and you guys are going to try to
lock me up in the morning it's not like
that like okay so are you are you going
to continue the f I want you to take me
home to my mom okay okay I'm sad I get I
get you're sad but look you have you
have do you want to finish the test or
not yeah okay CU I need you to focus for
me all right wait what are you going to
do to me we're not doing anything to you
we're just you're going to take me to
jail though we're still figuring that
out like I'm literally sad like you guys
don't understand like I'm literally sad
it's not about being drunk it's about me
being
sad all right you ready for the next
test yeah okay so I want you to stand
with your left foot like this okay and
now put your which one yeah I don't it
looks kind of off thing yeah so put your
right foot like this all right heel the
toe keep your arms down at your
side okay I want you to go ahead and put
heel the toe like this no no keep your
left foot down and put your right foot
like this right there that's literally
my right foot you're making me confused
no no I just c a l look left foot keep
your left foot there keep your left foot
there put your right foot in front of it
Heel To Toe in front of me okay right
there now keep your hands down to your
sides okay all right I want you to stay
in that position till I tell you to
start okay you understand yeah so when I
tell you to start you're going to take a
series of nine Heel To Toe steps like
this and on your last step on your ninth
step this will simulate my ninth step I
want you to take a series of small steps
to turn keeping your left foot planted
okay or your lead foot planted and then
and then I want you to take and then I
want you to take nine Heel To Toe steps
back okay okay but like okay I got to
finish the instructions I got to finish
the instructions okay all right once you
start you cannot stop okay while you're
while you're taking your steps I want
you to look down at your feet and count
each step off
okay2 yeah all right keep your arms down
to your sides wait wait wait what if I
feel like you don't understand I'm
depressed like it's not about me being
drunk like I can take a
break are you going these nine steps and
then what and then like I explained to
you this is what you're going to do
right here one yeah two three continue
on till you hit nine keep your front
foot planted take a series of small
steps one two three and continue until
you get back on nine I'm I'm a
need
all right you're walking in a puddle
now all
right
okay all right last test okay this one's
called the one leg stand I want you to
stand just like that arms to your sides
can you put your arms to your sides for
me yeah okay when I tell you to start uh
you're going to lift either foot I don't
care which one okay you're going to lift
it approximately 6 in off the ground
keeping that foot parallel to the ground
okay I want you to keep your knees
straight and your arms to your side all
right okay and I want you to count out
loud like this 1 1,000 2
1,000 until I tell you to stop okay and
if I P until me I'm drunk because listen
back up you got to back up you can't get
my face literally my problem okay so do
you understand the instructions yes you
said to do it till six
okay go
ahead yeah I'll
have wait I'm sorry I'm [ __ ] you're
fine asy just call me where you sp see
and that's why he
spin okay give me a favor go ahead and
put your hands behind your back put your
hands behind your back can you send me
with him no put your hands behind your
back
here you got to there you
go here unclench your hands I'm just
cold I get it okay you're going to
arrest me yeah you're under arrest for
DUI okay all
right I'm going to double lock these so
don't pinch your arms now you got to
tell us what happened with this accident
dude I literally got drunk I don't
remember H my car okay all right all
right let's go and have you sit in the
back of the car okay okay all right come
on I'm just going to have you get on
this side so you don't have to get out
traffic you so mad at me I understand
you
don't all right take a seat is your
phone still in the car I don't no you
got my handcuffs okay
wait no do you have it no okay I'll get
it for
you all right Ashley Ashley
okay here I'm going to uncuff you and
you're going to come out and do this
falzer okay
okay okay I
know I'm not meant to be comfortable but
we'll get them off what like I all home
you you'll go home sooner or
later all right go ahead and stand up
for me stand up for me
actuallyy come
on Hur I'm going to take those off when
you stand up still fuing hurts though
can you stand up and I'll take them off
yeah you take them off first here well
it's easier if you stand up stand up for
me depressed I
know all right Ashley follow me
okay Ashley follow me come
on come on come on do you want to take
the test or not I need someone to talk
I know we're going to get you someone to
talk to you guys are trying
to
hospital we we're not doing we're not
saying any of that
asking look do you want to do the test
or not okay yeah all right well let's
stand up okay can you give me a second
though well the machine's waiting so
give me my eyes um I'll get you
something in a sec just come on we got
to go do the test you don't even care
about me the [ __ ] problem like you
might as well me to come come on
come on we're going in here we going in
this room right here I'll get you
something to wipe your eyes all right
okay come in here take a seat take a
seat of that black chair right
there right
there there you
go can you grab a hey can you grab like
a paper towel or
something here can you scoot back this
way look for
me you're Sor get for me no it's just
cuz I have to do it cuz I'm the one
that's doing the
test here you go after here's the paper
towel
hey do you want this paper towel so you
can wipe your face no
okay I'll keep it here in case you
change your mind all
right I don't want to feel like this
anymore I get it don't get
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[Applause]
it
pleas you not to feel like this
anymore
what are you
doing huh are you going to throw up
no like a [ __ ]
out what I don't need someone to grab
me I just need someone to touch me
like you guys see like it's so much more
deeper like I don't need so
touch
me I don't need to be drugs okay all
right you ready I need you to lift your
head up
okay Ash I need you to lift your head
up all right when whenever I you're
going to blow into this mouthpiece okay
and just keep blowing until you hear the
tone stop okay okay just give it
everything you got all
right put your lips around it keep
blowing as hard as you can it's not it's
it knows you're not
blowing just blow as hard as you
can it's you're not doing it cuz it's
not it's not making a noise dude I'm
literally
blowing keep going keep going keep going
keep going okay you're
good like I told you what is it I know
it's just sometimes It's Tricky no it
ain't no I know like
you guys try okay try it
again just take a deep just take a deep
you're going to have to do it one more
time anyway I just want someone to be
there you guys don't get it all right
just blow on the
thing you got to put your mouth yep keep
going come
on keep blowing keep
going
all right that's
good I just need some to be there for
me don't get
it we're going to get you something to
talk to we'll talk to your mom or
something
no look you keep saying talk to her
making it better you keep saying stuff
like you see I don't care whatever happy
talk to her it's going to be the same
like I can't talk to her about why not
you guys don't get along no I love my
mom you want you want the tissues
like I
can't you guys want to make me be alone
you want the paper tow I don't want to
be
alone
like I don't want to tell her what I
went through and you guys are trying to
be me feel like it we're not trying to
make you feel like anything We're just
trying to do our jobs okay you're trying
to make me feel drun and that's fine but
like I don't want a dollar when I been
through
like you can't you got to talk to K
you're trying to force
it I'm not trying to force any but I
think you should try to talk to your mom
I don't have to talk to my mom about
anything I can talk to about whatever
the I want to but you guys are trying to
make me feel like I have to doctor about
[ __ ] and it's
like it just make it better like you
don't get it it words you don't know I
mean I don't yeah I don't know your mom
I don't know what's going on but it
sounds like you you need to talk to
somebody I need to talk to her right to
somebody I don't need to talk to her
okay well then somebody else but you're
not listening
like you guys see like I'm drunk and
then like whatness to a problem but like
what happened before it was a problem
like
it was there and nobody made it seem
like it was a problem and now I have a
problem I don't want to
have like I don't want to have that
problem they just like you guys don't
get
it she was there she
wasn't and then I was there drunk like
is she going to be able to come pick you
up she will she's sober but like you
guys still don't get
it I'm still going to feel like
this do you want us to take you to the
hospital
no I just want to go home you live with
your mom yeah
okay well after we get done with this
okay we're going to call her and tell
her where you're at they come pick you
up okay
okay you got to do the breath fer one
more
time my [ __ ] stuck I can't breathe
it's [ __ ] same
drill blow as hard as you can
okay make sure you just put your lips
around
it it's not going to help you to not do
it I know I know what the [ __ ] I am well
now we're going have to do again okay
you're getting frustrated yeah cuz it's
just easy to okay I literally fuing just
did all right so you going to sign this
or no cuz I can put refuse to sign I
know okay see you're getting frustrated
I'm getting that's my problem like just
sign right here okay you want me to son
form when I'm drunk like what is it read
it I read youer point it one more time I
know you did but like you wanted you
want me to read it one more time like
just over I no I'm not trying to get
over
on where do you want me to start right
there right
here and what is this going to do
nothing it's just it's just saying lying
to me I am not lying to you okay so what
is it going to do
tomorrow like I'm not going to be able
to drive anymore no it's not I need to
go to work it's invalid I got to do it
again okay that's good that's
good oh we're supposed to have our body
cams
I have no it's your radio
phone all right so we're going to have
to do this again right you guys don't
why I because decided it bro no we're
going to have to do the test again cuz
the test didn't go through cuz you
didn't blow into
it all
right
okay
I Glu it you know I did I know but you
have to you keep making me feel like a
more drunk than I am I'm not saying that
but like you are no I'm
not I don't want to go
home all right we'll try this again all
right just this time look I'll I'll do
an example for you okay this time when
you blow into look just go like
this just wrap your lips around it and
blow into it okay I just did that well
you didn't you didn't put your you
didn't put your lips around it so
work where did you come from
tonight she's going to be more mad at me
because
like it was like more for my ex then
like me want to be a home that's why
you're upset I don't want to be drunk I
know I just don't want to feel like this
you guys don't
getting well well driving Under the
Influence is not a good way to get out
okay whoa all right so here we go we're
going to try to do this right way okay I
mean sober like it's not even like that
blow see you keep you got to blow into
it I am and you're making me S crazy no
I'm not yes you are like I'm not even
that drunk like I can't do this you be
blowing again well I go to wait and see
what it says okay because like it's not
even [ __ ] like that like I'm just sad
like I mean we can do it without I mean
we can do this all night like I'm not
drunk I'm sad like I'm is that every day
he when I don't Dr like when I don't
drink
like like I miss
him yeah and you guys might try to make
it seem like it's liquor but it's not
like I
miss to do this
again and he don't want to be with me I
didn't understand all right but look
we're just I'm going to try this one
more time and if you don't blow into it
we're not going to do it okay then what
I'm going to count as a refus
I'm not refusing though yeah but you're
not you're not following simple
instructions
okay I don't want to
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be it's not like
that I literally want to be with it like
I don't want to be without
it you
guys how sad I
[Laughter]
am are you ready so I can go home I'm
we're I'm it's printing this war we're
going to try it
again all right and then we're going to
figure out we're going to call your
mom I just want her
to she
will she will once you do this test
right
just not falling into it
right you guys don't understand he
through
like you guys don't get it and like it's
like this but
like I really have a reason to feel the
way I feel I understand I'm sure you do
though I'm sure you do you're making me
feel like I'm crazy I'm not I don't I
didn't say you're crazy I didn't I'm
drunk I shouldn't be driving but
like
okay just this time okay go do me a
favor what and just blowing the I
did you think make me feel like I'm
crazy I'm done like you're trying to
make me feel like I'm not trying to make
you feel crazy like I'm literally I want
to go
home and like he keeps hurting me like
it's the same [ __ ] over and over
like I'm over
it it's literally the same [ __ ] over
over and you guys keep trying to make me
feel a different way no we're not trying
to make you feel any way or like I'm
drunk but I'm not I'm just
hurt like he just keep doing this
[ __ ]
and with the
same different
people it's
dep
depressing as much as I Let It Go like
y'all don't let it go y'all think it's
that not big not that big of a deal but
I
do I just want
to I wouldn't
anything you find another guy it's not
even that deep like you guys want to see
that even that easy is it's not like I
don't want to be with nobody else I I
want to go be drunk with nobody else I
don't want to do none of
this like I want to
be I could
could it don't
nobody so look this time you know how to
boil into it cuz like I said we're not
going to keep doing this see okay you're
mad at me now I'm not mad at you I'm
just just trying to get this done huh
dude I've been waiting I'm just well
just blow into it okay I've been waiting
on you guys I'm just saying like all
right we're gonna try this again okay
third time's a charm just blow into it
seriously all right you ready
yeah keep blowing I don't know what to
deal is what I don't it's not working
again so like I literally you need to be
I'll just I'll just put that we didn't
get a good sample it's fine so what I'm
just going to put we didn't get a good
sample like it's not even that deep I
can sit here like I'm not tripping but
like you guys don't understand like it's
it's not like I don't know what this
thing keeps saying improper sample it's
probably because your radio I don't have
my radio it's turned off cellone don't
have
it
what okay we're going to try one more
time
okay four times the
charm I don't
can you just listen to me yeah you're
not I'm listening it's
okay I'm going to this time we do it
we're going to have stand up okay
okay you're not listening to I'm
listening to you you're not what do you
what do you want me to he it's okay I'm
not tripping like I just wanted you to
listen to
me
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K A K Christina chrisa yeah k i s i
a LS is with a K yeah we got
it who was that other guy that was
there who was that guy which one the one
that pulled up when we were out the side
of the
road I did for
huh it was something I don't even know
his real name like his name was R he was
supposed to I wasn't supposed to be
driving like what time is
it
yes she end up hitting the
Cur like I wasn't supposed to be driving
and then like the K got
me so I didn't have a toys but to take
my car home MH like it wasn't even that
I didn't want to drive I get it but you
know you just can't can't drink I'm not
tripping like I'm just saying
like it was supposed to come get me a
different way to go
home so I was about to go home it wasn't
like I shouldn't have been driving and
like I'm I'm like 100% okay with you
guys like doing whatever you guys do
but it's like it really sucks stand up
for me
okay like this time I want you to go gra
you know wrap your lips around it and
blow hard as you can miss my
okay I don't know what's wrong with it
are you like sucking in air when you TR
no I'm literally well that's fine we
just won't do it it's notal
okay but like this is like wait like did
you get a hold of I don't do this like
you guys don't understand like I all
right look I'm going to have to put you
back in cuffs for a little bit okay okay
I don't want that though like I your
mom's coming to get you she is but you
have's her name have you talked
Christina yeah my partner just did is
she on her way I don't is she on her way
comes all right come on here for you
come on it's it's fine I won't I won't
STP you down to the bench how about that
I'll make them as Loose as possible so
what's about to happen go home yeah
you're going to go home come on you're
going to get a ticket and you're going
to have a court date okay I'm going to
have court date but yeah turn around
date turn
around go pee huh are you going go pee
do you have to go
yeah you're
bothered try to go
towhere here I'm going put you in cuss
for now okay
okay can you hold it until your mom gets
here yeah a
PE all right let's go sit back in
there come
on just take a seat where right in here
take a
seat all right look I'm going to let you
sit there without coming to the bench
but don't stand up and move around okay
you got me all
right
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