These Amazon drivers out here moving like ninjas in a street fight — Throwin' packages like they in a dodgeball tournament, no eye contact, no respect, just boom, gone. Bro… I opened the door and found my Bible in the flowerbed and my protein powder on the roof. This ain't Prime. This is a crime. The Con’s like: “Yo, I’ve seen less reckless deliveries in a cell block.” The Cop’s like: “This dude needs a citation for assault on a mailbox.” We ain’t tryna be petty, but 2Pac didn’t take five bullets for this kind of disrespect. All Eyez on Me? Nah, now it’s All Boxes on the Lawn. Welcome to CopnCon: Where the cop still wants justice… and the con just wants his order intact Hashtags: #CopnCon #AmazonOnProbation #PorchTrauma #DeliveryWars #OutlawRecovery #2PacWouldBePissed #RelentlessHopeHumor #LawAndDisorder #PrimeTimeFelony