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Where are you living at, Whitney? Whitney? Um, I live in Columbus. What's your address? Oh, God. There's my passport. [Music] [Applause] This is it. No, those are photos. And it looks like your medical card. Do you care? [Music] Um, I'm on my way up there now, but um, there's a lady in the lobby. She's drinking. She's grabbing my customers food. She's calling my customers fat AF. And my employees, she's in there screaming at the top of her lungs. But I guess she's like out there like harassing like grabbing people's boobs and stuff that are our customers in there. They asked her to leave. my employees asked for her to leave. She said no. Started calling them fat and yelling at the top of her lungs. Female white woman. Uh blonde hair, multiple shirt, blue jeans inside the little Card. Don't make me cry, you [ __ ] [Applause] Oh, she's right there. Let's go. No. Oh [ __ ] It's the police. Time to go. We don't want you. Cool. This [ __ ] is cool. This [ __ ] is cool. It's fun. Okay, hold on. She's going to tell you you can't come back. Tell her she's not walking back here. All right, you can't come back. Listen, she's got to tell you something. You can't come back here. Nope. You can't go yet. Hold up. Have a seat. You got your ID? I know. I sure do. I I mean I [ __ ] That's not your ID. I need your Ohio ID or a passport. I mean, where you living at, Whitney? Whitney? Um, I live in Columbus. What's your address? Oh, God. There's my passport. [Music] [Applause] This is it. No, those are photos. And it looks like your medical card. Do you care if I check your wallet for your ID? I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] immigrant from there. Thank you. State route 160 still where you're at? Yeah. Yeah. How'd you get over here? I mean, I got to You going to ride over here? tortured. Where are you living at? Do you have a phone number? No, really, necessarily, but I know the police car. I ride around with the guys in a while. I mean, I ride around for you guys. Well, where can we take you? I'm a detective. I mean, I'm I mean, I'm I'm joking now. I'm What's your phone number? I'm 217. 100 100%. I'll ride with you guys. What's the last four? 217 100 21 I I'll ride around with you guys a little bit. 2170. I'll ride around with you guys for a little bit. I can't be a detective. This [ __ ] is Well, I know you can't be a detective. You have to be so I mean joking. No, you want to go to net care? I'll ride around, you guys. I'll ride around. Okay, we'll just wait. Do you have warrants? No, I know. All right. Can you shut off your music for me so we can give you a ride? No. Yeah. All right. Well, I can't [ __ ] solve all the murders. God, I can't solve all the murders. You're all right. You're just one person. I can't solve all the murders. Whitney, you're okay. Are you want to hurt yourself, Whitney? Hell no. No. Are you eating and sleeping? Okay. Yo, I'll I'll solve all the murders. Okay, let's just go. [ __ ] go. Go. Go. I can't solve all every murdering go. I can't sol them all. Uh, where do you want to take her neck here? I'll solve all of the murders. I don't think we can we can't leave her here. We'll solve all the murders. Well, you have warrants waiting. No. No. Sure. Nope. I don't know about that one. Jake, you're a [ __ ] We'll put We'll put your bag in the back. Okay. Is your middle name Nicole Will or Whitney? Solve all the murders. Is your name Nicole? I solve all the murders. Is your middle name Nicole? Yes. Okay. You have anything in your pockets? I mean, I need to solve all the murders. Have a seat. Stop. Okay. Okay. First before I can solve all the murders. What's the possible for? Watch your head. I mean, I have to solve all the [ __ ] murders. Hold on. I have to solve all the [ __ ] murder. I got to put this in the trunk. I have to I'm putting your bag in the trunk. Okay, Whitney. Actually, I'm going to put it up front first. Where's Where's it at? Are they Are there any additional charges? She's in different Gopolis. That's her address. They could bring you one. So maybe not. Do you have like any local? She gave you her drive license. Mhm. That's crazy. Well, she gave me her wallet cuz she gave me her passport, which was a picture of a child, and then she gave me her identification, which was a picture of another child. And then she gave me her ID, which was her insurance card. So I said, "Can I have your wallet?" She's like, "Did you Oh god, she's like staring into the back. She's writing my report for me. I know. I am a little longer than a few minutes later. All right, sir. I appreciate it. Thank you. All right. Bye. Riverside table. You're Warner. Um, they're sending the hit back. They had an issue with a whole bunch of inmates. So that's why they took a little while. It's not the riot. They do want it though. All right. All right. All right. [Music] Not the pinkies. All right. Step on out, Whitney. I don't want to solve it. You don't want to solve this sticker right here for me. Okay. Let's sol let's solve it. I want You got some warrants, Whitney. Okay. So, we're going to have to take you down. Take you down to the slammer. Yeah. Slammer. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. She's good. Be cool. This will be cool. Hold on. Is that us? No, that was 383. Hold on. Whitney. Easy. Easy girl. Detective. I know, but even detectives sometimes are just Is there That's That's your bag up there, right? There's nothing There's nothing naughty in there, right? Detective. Okay. I got to do your search since we're going to Do you want to I can't hear what they're yelling in there. Somebody's working. I know. Did you get these jeans from Target? Cuz I think I have these same jeans. I need this. [ __ ] me. Oh, we don't know yet. They'll either want a relay or they'll want to take you to the pipe. I just want to get I I I just want to be a detective. I mean, I'm a detective. Face the sticker for me, Whitney. Hold on. Hold on. What are you doing? You can stand up. Face this sticker right here. Spread your feet. Is there anything in your pants? My hair is too big and [ __ ] It's okay. It looks fine to me. I'm going to be my priority. You don't have anything in your bra, right? My bra. Don't fall over. Here, let me try and get your seat belt. Lean back for me, Whitney. Mhm. Thank you. Where am I going today? Well, we're going to go to some jail. I just don't know which one yet. I have to go to a jail. Yeah. What? Did you have a couple pin coladas? Oo, that's not right. Couple. A couple. How many is a couple for you? Cuz I think a couple's different, right? 12. Maybe 24. 25. You got a 24 pack of Nickelodeons. Holy cow, girl. That sounds like a good time. What did you do? You put a song in my head. One, two, three. One, two, three. I I is that see you or s Oh, sorry. My bad. How's that go again? One, two, three. One, two, three. Can you hit the high note? Oh, yeah. Probably. Give me Give me a little taste. Why do you want to taste this [ __ ] I want to hear it. If you said you could hit the high note, be about it. I mean, I can't. I can't. But you got to sing it. I'm going to swing from the chandelier. I fall like the night in the night. I'm [Music] Are you [ __ ] I mean, I think I went to one of your concerts. You probably did. I think I paid like 50 bucks. You probably did. Do you play any instruments, Whitney? I play the mandolin. The mandolin. The mandolin veggie. You are too. You are too. You got me crying. Whitney, you playing. Oh. Oh jeez. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. That's good [ __ ] And the flute, you said. [Music] That's impressive. How long you been playing them? I mean, it's a little How long you been playing instruments, Whitney? I mean, sometimes. Sometime. Like, give me I did it since a kid. Since a kid. When'd you stop? When I was a kid. Benny, are you feeling a little grumpy? something wrong. It's good [ __ ] honey. It's good [ __ ] [Music] I think we're having fun. This is my favorite. I think we're having a good time despite the circumstances. Yeah. I mean, we can ignore the fact that you're going to jail, but we've had a blast. Whitney fun. I'm having a lot of fun. You're the most fun I've had in a long time. We should be friends now. [Music] [Music]

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