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911. THEY'RE PULLING ME OUT. [screaming] OH, FLASH IN MY EYE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. >> Get up. Sit down, baby. Get up. >> We should give you our badging gun if you know so much about the law. >> No. No. No. We're going to do legal now. >> We're not. >> Again. >> Fine. >> Stop. again. Welcome back to the Vanalian channel, guys. As you can hear, my voice isn't fully back yet after getting CO for the first time, but softs keep doing stupid stuff like this, so the show must go on. Yes, today we head to Washington State where a sovereign citizen fights law enforcement, gets his window busted out, then throws a tantrum like a toddler, which leads to him being placed in the infamous burrito wrap. So, without further ado, let's get into the video. >> First of all, he never read my under arrest at that point. >> It is under arrest. Okay. First of all, >> right now vehicle, you're under arrest. Do you understand? >> No, I'm not. >> Okay. >> No, I'm not. You're You're No. You let go of me. NO. >> 911. THEY'RE PULLING ME OUT. HELP. [screaming] You get the out OF MY CAR NOW. HEY. HEY. I WILL GET OUT. [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT. UNDER YOUR SEAT. Get out. >> Get out of the car. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. >> I will get out if you want me. >> You close my eye. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. >> AMBULANCE. [screaming] >> AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. MURDER. MURDER. >> You're under arrest. VEHICLE. >> NO, I'M NOT UNDER ARREST. >> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. >> SUPERVISOR NOW. SUPERVISOR NOW. OW. [screaming] Seat belts out. I can't get the freaking door unlocked. >> You don't punch me. I'm not going to punch you. LET GO OF ME. >> LET GO. >> YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE. >> OKAY, we got it. >> The irony of being called aggressive by someone screaming and shouting and currently fighting and resisting arrest. So much so that one of their legs is dangling out of the car window is amazing. We are fighting. He stole their property. Where's >> not reaching for 911 immediately? CALL. YOU TOUCH MY HAND. I'M IN MY PROPERTY. >> Get out of the car. >> This is my property. >> STOLEN PROPERTY. >> GET OUT. >> I can't find the door handle. Can you see the door handle down below? anymore yet. >> SUPERVISORS, >> 911. >> Demanding more police officers on the scene and misusing an emergency line to call for more officers while you're actively resisting arrest is the most soft seat thing a soft seat can do. >> Door knock by your foot. >> It's not opening. >> It doesn't open. His foot's on the door. >> 911. >> 911. >> HEY, get off my hand. >> Yeah. >> Hey, you want to get tased? >> No. I want you to let me out. >> That's what we're trying to do, man. >> I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT. >> THEN GET OUT OF HERE. >> LET THE GO OF ME. >> GET OUT of the Let THE GO AND I WILL GET OUT. >> YOU JUST LET GO. YOU need to get out of the car. >> I WILL LET ME GO AND I'LL GET OUT. >> Can you hear me? >> Hear me? Hear me? R. Get out. >> The troopers eventually pull him from the passenger seat onto the ground, but he continues to resist and cannot understand why they won't let him call his lawyer, who you just know is either Squeak or new soft seat guru on the block, Turtle Pete. working it. Hands behind your back now. >> Hey, one second. Let me make one more. >> Sir, turn your head to your left. >> No. Ow. >> I have an ambulance. >> I need an ambulance now. >> Yeah, you're about to get one. >> Where is he? >> The left one's too tight. >> Hey, >> I'm in custody. Need to supervis it. >> The left one. >> Hey, I'm not lying. >> The left one. The left one right here. >> I'm losing a little clear beep on my side. Slow everybody down. >> No, I can't >> weapons on you. >> No, I don't. >> Get up. >> Baby, get up. >> Let the left one up. >> I will in a second. LET THE LEFT ONE UP. >> THERE WE GO. >> NO. >> Routine's fine. >> No. >> Let the left one. You guys already tell me. >> Lots of state here. We're fine. >> Loosen it a little. >> Loosen it a little. >> Are you refusing to get up? >> I'm not refusing. >> We're trying to. You keep throwing yourself back on the ground. I'm not refusing. >> Listen to me. >> I'm asking you to listen to me. >> That way. >> Loosen the left one a little. >> I will in 2 seconds. >> NO, YOU WON'T. >> I WILL. >> You're a line so you have been the whole time. Promise you're deep. Oh, you're buying me a new window. >> Yeah, right. [laughter] Of all the potential outcomes of this traffic stop, the police purchasing a replacement window for your vehicle is the least likely to happen. Loosen the Loosen the left one. The >> left one's fine. You're twisting it around. Just >> No, I'm not. Loosen it a little. You idiot. >> Loosen it a little. >> That's more than enough. You're not getting >> No, it's not. >> You don't get to make all these demands when you don't. >> You idiot. >> Sit up. >> You all I'm asking is loosen it. Not take it off. Loosen it. >> I have wrist problems. >> Sit up. Those wrists seem perfectly functional while you were using them to fight the police and resist arrest a few minutes ago. >> Down the hill if you don't sit up, man. >> I'm not resisting. I'm asking to >> It's not getting any looser. It's more than loose. >> No, it's not. >> Yes, it is. >> Look at this one. >> This one's fine. >> I actually have wrist problems. >> Are you going to be an adult? You just get on your butt. >> If you loosen it. >> No, we're not. We're not loosening. >> Then you're not going to get me. >> Okay. I'm just going to sit there then until the ambulance gets here. Mr. One is he drunk. >> Me? >> No. >> I ain't drunk. You have a dumbass cop. >> Nobody. >> Oh, okay. Nobody's saying you're drunk. >> Yes, you did. You just said, "Am I drunk?" >> That's a question, NOT A STATEMENT. >> YOU ASKED. >> YOU ASKED without even >> You're a dumbass, says the guy who doesn't understand the difference between a question and a statement. Yeah, you're the last person who should be insulting others. Never has the term people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones been so fitting. >> You kicked your hand. >> What was the probable cause performing? >> I already TOLD YOU >> A TRAFFIC STOP is not breaking the law. >> The vehicle is >> No, it is not. It is. >> WHAT WAS THE PROBABLE CAUSE? PROBABLE CAUSE HAS TO be a literally something illegal or crime related. >> What crime DID I WHAT CRIME DID I COMMIT? We should give you our badging gun if you know so much about the law. >> I don't work with dumb asses. >> Oh, okay. >> I got there, let him know he was coming out the car. He refused. >> They went hands on purp. >> What crime? >> So I punched him a couple times. >> What crime did I commit? >> We fought for while he kept bracing on the stomped on my hand. >> What crime did I commit? He won't even tell you that. Why crime should get pulled out? A TRAFFIC VIOLATION IS NOT a crime. >> So tell me what did I do? >> And if you WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID, HE SAID FOR MY LICENSE IDENTIFICATION. I said I do not have to present SINCE I DO NOT FOLLOW RCW RULES. I'm a private citizen following a non-com. >> But you want TO KNOW WHAT I ASKED TOLD HIM? I SAID ASK ME my name. I even on the phone records with the 911 that I had on the phone with I identified my as my address. Everything in the computer would say that as me. >> Okay. So therefore I selfidentified. >> So let me get this straight. You refused to provide your identification to state troopers because reasons then chose to misuse an emergency line to identify yourself instead. And you have the audacity to label others dumbasses. Are you able to >> Are you the Are you the Are you the officer in charge? Well, >> I'm his sergeant. Yes. >> Can you loosen them just a little bit? >> They're not getting any looser. >> Nope. Can you please? I just worked all day. I'm a mechanic. My wrists are already shot how it is. >> Okay. >> Can you please just do that for me? >> We'll get to it. >> Please. >> Hey, listen. Talk quietly, man. You don't need to yell at me. I'm literally 3 feet from you. >> I'm sorry. I'm all riled up cuz this guy right here. >> Okay. >> Can you loosen up, PLEASE? THAT IS NOT I CAN'T. PLEASE, I'm [ __ ] begging you. >> We can fit a whole finger in it. >> Stay seated on your bottom. >> No. Please >> loosen them. >> Hey, Ryan, do you have a rap by chance? Just in case. >> Oh, yeah. >> For what? >> George, listen. Here's the deal. I want you to just listen to me first. >> Okay. >> PLEASE LOOSEN THEM. >> I I CAN'T LISTEN TILL YOU LOOSEN THEM. THE PAIN IS TOO BAD. >> YOU JUST DON'T GET TO LISTEN. >> PLEASE LOOSEN THEM. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING. >> HEY, the fire department's here. [clears throat] That's a what a beautiful thing. Now they can take care of you before we put you in a police car. George, unfortunately, you turned >> and you destroyed my property with no probable cause. A traffic violation is not probable cause. What crime did I commit? It has to literally be a criminal offense. Property damage or lifethreatening. What life did I threaten? Or what property did I damage? >> Is a criminal offense. >> No, it is not. >> It is. >> It is not. Sorry to break this to you, but police officers only need reasonable suspicion. A lower legal threshold than probable cause to initiate a traffic stop. Your pseudo legal arguments will not alter that reality. >> George, what are your major complaints and pain so we can tell the fire department? >> You ain't getting from me. They're looking at me first. All you because you all want to be you leave my car alone. You did that wrong. No, he does not get to touch my hood. >> I don't care. HE DOES NOT GET TO TOUCH MY HOOD. YOU NEED A SEARCH WARRANT. >> YOU DON'T CHARGE. >> YOU NEED A SEARCH WARRANT. I WANT A SEARCH WARRANT NOW. And it needs to be signed by ALL THREE PEOPLE. THE JUDGE, the prosecuting attorney. >> Yep. >> So you all, the good thing for you is you can all suck my is we have a cool device called a wrap and it'll turn you into burrito and you can't move and act all crazy like this. Well, is it more comfortable than this? >> Nope. It's less comfortable, but it's designed to protect >> Can you police do the cuffs? So, >> we can help. >> So, technically, I'm not under arrest. >> No, you are under arrest. >> What probable cause? >> I'm going to >> No, there has to be a probable cause. >> What is the probable cause? >> Hey, sir. WE'RE GOING TO >> NO, PROBABLE CAUSE IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE. What criminal crime did I commit? >> What crime did I commit? >> Hey, sir, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> WHAT crime did I commit? Okay. >> I've already identified. >> Can I explain myself? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, I'm the supervisor for the troopers. Okay. I want you to get medical treatment first. We'll talk about that stuff after you get medically treated. Okay. >> No. >> So, you don't want medical aid? >> I want medical aid, but not by these guys. >> Then we're not going to go over like legal stuff. Okay. Let's let them >> No, no, no, no. We're going to do legal now. >> We're not. >> Yes, we are. >> Well, then we're just going to take you to the hospital. >> Dude, you're the you're the supervisor. Talk with me. What are we talking about? >> I'm telling you, we are not going to talk about that. >> Then tell me what did I do? I'm telling you. >> No, you don't need to. IT IS YOUR JOB. >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> YES, it is. >> Yes, it is. >> My job to arrest. >> No, it is not. Your job is to oversee your >> command. Your your deputies. >> Your deputies did not follow I do not follow RCW. I am a private citizen. >> Troopers. >> Exactly. doesn't know the difference between a deputy and a trooper, but knows their protocols and procedures inside out. All while claiming the law doesn't apply to him while demanding rights that don't exist. >> Uh, I'll review that stuff later. They've all got >> No, you're not. You're going to review it now and let me be on my merry way. That way I can be good. Okay, that's what we're doing. He literally pulled me over. I told him my address. I told him my name and everything that would pull up in your computer. He literally was intimidating the whole time. >> Say yes. >> I'll have to review that stuff later, sir. >> No, you can. You're gonna do something now. >> And I'm saying you want to have a a bond, you can call me personally. >> So, he's refusing care. >> No, listen. >> Listen, you need to listen. These guys are listening. >> Just say, >> I do not consent to that due to my beliefs and I am one of those people that I can't trust whatever's being touched. might have an microchip in it. I get you. >> Not that. >> Just I don't know what could be on the end of it anymore. Even though it's, you know, you don't know. >> Okay. All right. I understand. >> And then what was it going to be for >> a draw? No. No. He was going to check how much sugar you have in there as well. >> To my woman. >> I don't know what's going on before I even make it downtown. What What these guys want to do? They don't even want to let me down. my car, which is two minutes down the road. >> That's all I'm asking for. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz you were gonna cuz your messenger was going to shoot me. That's why I was afraid of my life. >> Where's my glasses, please? >> Since you punched me in my face, but ruined my only pair of glasses. >> Well, you were kicking him in the hand. What do you >> I was not kicking him in the hand. >> Yes, you were. Absolutely. I had my hand on my You guys were literally destroying my property. Also, no search warrant. >> So therefore, you already broke broke that law by yanking me out of a car without a search warrant. >> Translation: The Fourth Amendment applies to me when I think it suits, but RCWs derived from the 10th Amendment of the Constitution don't. And you're puzzled as to why you're getting arrested? >> No. >> Yeah. >> I said ambulance. Go. >> I said ambulance. >> Yeah. >> The the aid guys say you don't need to go by ambulance. >> Okay. [clears throat] Then we're going to wait until everybody shows up at least. >> Who's everyone? >> My dad and my wife. Okay. >> We're not doing that. >> Yes, we are. >> No, we're not. >> AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. >> OH, let me go get some blood. We're driving you. No, >> you aren't. >> Just going to grab a wrap. We'll put make him a >> pizza sandwich for you. >> You don't have to do that. We're just going to wait until every request because you guys didn't do your job. So, until you can do your job correctly, we ain't doing this. >> So, we're what 40 minutes in and George is still refusing to walk to the patrol car. though. The sergeant gives him one final ultimatum before resorting to the use of restraints. >> Hey, George, listen to me for I'm going to explain something to you real quick. Okay, >> we're going to give you one last chance to get up like a man and walk to the patrol car. >> I got with you. I will once once I got [snorts] proof that they they're here with my property. I'm not leaving until my propertyy's under somebody else's. >> Are you good with that? >> Nope. >> So, here's the deal. >> Yes, you are. >> Hold on. Listen, George. I'm giving you an opportunity. Listen. >> No, you're not. You're not giving me opportunity. >> You can get up like an adult man. >> What was the criminal offense or Listen, >> what was the criminal offense? >> You're going to get wrapped up like a burrito. >> The criminal offense. >> Do you want to walk like a man? >> What was the criminal offense? IDENTIFY IT. THE CRIMINAL OFFENSE. I'm asking what was the criminal offense. >> George, you're under arrest for obstruction. Failure to identify an assault. >> How did I failure? I GAVE IT ON the >> voice. So, do you want to get up like an adult and walk to the car? How did I? No, I'm asking. How did I not selfidentify? >> Like No, you did not. WHAT AM I UNDER ARREST FOR? >> All right, Joel. Let's do this. >> I I'M TELLING YOU, NO. I DO NOT CONSENT. No consent. I You have to have my consent. >> We sure we don't. >> Absolutely don't. >> No. >> Keep in mind, I gave you the opportunity. >> Give me two seconds. I will not comply to my request. That is against my will. I have rights. >> No. OW. [screaming] My back. My back. I can't move. Ow. Something just popped IN MY BACK. OW. [screaming] OW. OW. MY BACK. OW. MY BACK. [screaming] My back. A >> get a good inside. >> THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY BACK. I'M TELLING YOU. >> There we go. Where? >> We'll tighten them up in a sec. Okay. >> Grab that other strap. [screaming] >> Ow. THE CUFF FELL OFF AGAIN. OW. The wrist. I don't care about anything else. Just the wrist. Ow. [screaming] Oh, you got it. >> Hey, George, remember that offer I gave you a little bit ago? >> The rest. The rest. The rest. >> The rest. The rest. Watch yourself. >> You idiot. This is a inhumane. This is inhumane. >> You're inhumane. I did. You got me in this. No. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. >> We didn't GO THIS FAR. >> NOT AROUND MY NECK. I can't. No. No. I'm telling you I will. Not around the neck. LET ME BE LIKE THIS. LET ME BE LIKE THIS. Go >> hook [laughter] that one up. >> I can't. [panting] >> Stop. >> I can't. NO. I'M SAYING THE NECK. NOTHING AROUND my neck. Nothing around my neck. NOTHING AROUND MY NECK. PLEASE. PLEASE. I CAN'T. It's on my neck. I can't. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU INHUMANE PIECES OF >> ALL RIGHT, we going to let him go. You want me to hold him here? >> Yeah, you're good. Let him go. He's pretty well secure again. This is not the ideal way to go to jail. Can you chill now? We ready to do the old lift and go? >> Where you need us? >> Well, we'll just go two each side. >> One each arm. We got carry handles. >> We got the handles here and >> we don't need anybody to blow their back out. Ready? One, two, three. Up. >> Have somebody on Have somebody on the other side. >> Sit down for a second. Set down for a second to set you in the car. >> Get his butt up. Yeah, this is a kind of the tricky part sometimes. >> You idiot. You twisted my wrist. You >> Okay. Well, that's not what we're attempting. >> LET'S GO. COME ON. >> MY WRIST BROKE. IT JUST POPPED. TAKE THE cuffs off IF I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. Can you take THE CUFF OFF IF I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE? Can you take the cuff off? Oh, >> don't fall back. >> Oh, take the cuff off. I can't move. You don't understand. I can't move. I'm >> Do me a favor. >> Right. See that strap? >> I'm going to push him up. >> Can you take that strap right there? Going to pull. >> Can you take the cuff off? >> Ready? >> Can you take the cuff off? >> If I can't get out of this, can you TAKE THE CUFF OFF? This makes no sense. >> I force him into a seated position. >> I have the wrist problem, right? >> Do you listen? >> Give him a little bit of my Hey, stop being a worm. >> No, I asked for the cuffs and that's all I'm asking for. That's all I'm asking for. >> All right, guys. So, that's where the video ends. George was transported to jail and charged with obstruction, failure to identify, and assault. Right, thank you so much for watching, guys. Take care and I will catch up with you in the next video.
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