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health watches five six albuquerque
police department officers responded to
a call with isabel quintira stopped on
an on ramp in a vehicle
she made sure to make this entertaining
arrest
this is part two of two of a party girl
what's your name
what's your name what's your name
grab both computers
all right sit back here we go
we get to go in this room which is
terrible go ahead
thank you
thank you
are you guys gonna forget about us
uh
yeah go ahead and work on the proof now
do you want me to keep this door open
yeah
okay oh my god
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that's my
i'm sure
that is so
funny
for whatever the [ __ ] you thought was
going on
yeah keep going
yeah keep going
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that was funny
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so
we keep
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there we go
yes
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cause you're not stupid
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she says
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i refuse
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so if you guys will do that if you can
do it but she's gonna
play the same game
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yeah we had that fun girl that we had
yesterday
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yep
no
if you guys got it we couldn't use it
anyway because it's
medical
so
we've got enough right now for a
conviction
okay
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all right
oh
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about one
oh
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there right there
yet
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please don't try to kick me
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stop that
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oh
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right
right
left
right
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oh
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um
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yeah
for sure
for sure
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yes
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thank
document
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we saw here
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oh
oh
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go ahead
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go
ahead time
to keep going
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oh
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[ __ ]
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ah
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is
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it's funny right
keep going
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thank you
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something foreign
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uh
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is
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the ground for the past nine hours
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tell me
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is
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in there
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this could be anywhere um
2100 louisiana is basically the mall
so um
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i-40 westbound to uh
to louisiana
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oh
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so
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okay
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uh on
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ah
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so
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do
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so
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hey
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ah
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wow
okay
so what are the elements of the crime
dwa reckless
open container possession
so fix what i've got in there i love
spaces and stuff and
i'll read it again
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uh
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um
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433
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so
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keep your foot down please
please keep your foot down
thank you for your permission
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the hand sanitizer and this was
disgusting
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[ __ ]
oh
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do
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do
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foreign
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me
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fix the location
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so
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so
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ah
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ah
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uh
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so
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so
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so
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you okay
huh you okay yeah
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um so just we don't need to say what we
arrested her for just for dwi because
that's an element of the breath test the
reckless driving we've established up
here where she hit another car okay so
we can take that out from down here
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uh
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so
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uh
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so
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p.m
okay
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okay
thank you
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um
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oh there's no offenses
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i know
quite literally huh
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uh
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we're not making you look
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do you want me you want me to hold it
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and
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30-31
so then we're going to need
did you do anything else to them
nothing no jokes no hey yes
66
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oh
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okay
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that is so funny here
that is so fun that is actually [ __ ]
funny
keep going
go on your phone
go on the prom
ah
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oh
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keep going
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reporting parties
shut the [ __ ] up
shut the [ __ ] up
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what do you need
which one i need to get glasses she's
disgusting
let's just handcuff her to both
yeah
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so oh
oh my god
oh my god
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not that
what please your name you're talking to
me what is your name
what is your name
what is your name
gonzales chanel
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go ahead
is
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[ __ ] with your life so [ __ ] hard
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oh
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i do not
consent okay
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this is something else
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okay
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yes ma'am take your own advice
take your own advice
yeah go ahead
keep going
i don't care
keep going
where are we going
we're making oh
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that sounds like a planet
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because she's such a wonderful person
yes
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i'm good
don't forget about us
lean forward
keep going get your hand up here please
thank you
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okay that's great
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eight six
five two eight six five two eight six
five point six five twenty six five two
eight six five twenty six five twenty
six
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i'm only required to give it to you once
drunky again
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damn
damn
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ah
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your
oh
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44
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please please please please please
please what
please
please what
i am chilling out
[ __ ]
out means
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please please
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show you a receipt
are you spelling it
are you spelling it
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i'm sorry i can't smell very good
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just a little bit though
keep going oh
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keep going keep going
keep showing
keep showing me keep going
keep watching
keep going
keep going keep going keep going keep
going
oh you're just too stupid to know any
better
keep going
and i have you on a video
that's the best
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because you're stupid
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keep going
that is so sweet
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you're so stupid
that you can't keep
you're actually stupid
to where you can't even keep still
oh
you don't know
us for being stupid
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you're stupid
that's
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[ __ ]
yourself
so go ahead
be done
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be stupid
be the dumbest piece of [ __ ]
that you thought you would have ever
been
it happened
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go ahead
that's all it is
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stupid
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keep going
keep going
keep dumbing it down
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stupid
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here
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what's
on about
what are going
i'm laughing about
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the whole
improv situation the whole improv
situation
it is a situation isn't it
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i'm not much into improv
oh
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no it's all right
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i'll
leave you
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within the most disrespectful position
as you can leave
as you would be left
within the court
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how cute you think it will be a second
offense
personally
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so god
give me that personal sentence
of the second
sentence of the most personal sentences
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i know you're not stupid enough for that
[ __ ]
but if you are
i don't know
i'm available to
leave
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oh
you think you're really doing something
within your [ __ ]
but keep going
bye
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you guys really think you're doing
something but keep going yes yes for
sure keep going
you guys are really thinking you guys
okay
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yes
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you're funny
you're so funny you don't even
know how to record words
you're so funny you just go with it
and that's okay i need moments we need
puppets that just go with flow see
you're fine
you are
so fine
keep going
yeah
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ah
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now
i'll give you two guesses i need two
castles
two couches
all right i'm about to start
i'm about to see just knock on the door
when you get back
go ahead keep going
yeah
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keep going
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ah
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aah
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[Laughter]
you can't yell any louder what's wrong
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you want
to you can
you're so small
you are so
give me what you want
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yes it's what you said i'm just asking
what is
are you
oh
what is it
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what is it
what
is this
you're the paralegal you tell me you're
so stupid if you don't even know what
hard people matter is
tell me what hard people matter is
what is female matter
go ahead
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i'll wait
do you know what big monitor is it's
number two what is it
what is number two i just told you what
is number two you said it was hard i'm
just asking if you're okay do you need a
stool softener or something
i'll talk to the nurse see if we can get
you something did you
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go
that's not gonna happen
but i do have you are going to jail okay
so go ahead
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for jail
yeah you're going to jail
oh am i yep
it's okay you'll like it out there
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reckless driving aggravated dwi
open container
possession of
marijuana
and what is this
oh and using a forged or fictitious
driver's license
oh i do that i do that by myself
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but it's better if you do
no
no yes
are you dope
no
i think you are
god
keep going
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oh we've attacked those fake ideas too
keep going
keep going
yeah
that's the funniest part and when i am
sober enough to keep going
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keep going
yeah
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only the yellowstone
what's my id number
i don't know give it to me i already did
it
you repeated it like five times so what
is it
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you're not a college
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i don't know what coherent is
coherent yes okay coherent yeah but
cohort here email me at
isab or youtube
i s a b
e l e l
d w i
before you
continue
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oh
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dwi.com
or is it dwi.org
nobody would hire you
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that's not a pre-wreck
it's not a pre-red for the job
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i'll pass
over again
but i understand
and that's fine
and it's totally
fine
let's follow this officer here
god
oh
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it's okay
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you're so stupid and it's funny
oh go ahead
this chick is weird
what
why are your handcuffs so uncomfortable
they want me for copper
well why not
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you could be comfortable if you were
sitting properly
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straight
wait wait okay
i already haven't taken it for sure
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we're not gonna let you out in your
fecal matter i'm not proving myself
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but
if i don't
i'm alright
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you are obsessed with it
a little bit
because you aren't
but smart you were smart enough to give
me that alternative
then i would
but you're not
so
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of course
i don't really took a slant
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okay
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what are you laughing about
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do you
i do let's hear it then
the first amendment
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is that by the ocean
no what is your constitution
what is your definition
well i'm not the one bragging about it
you tell me
what do you mean foreign
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so what is your definition of the
constitution because it's you know it's
the right of everybody
so what is your constitution
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not even a little bit
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okay
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that does not sound good
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something unconstitutional
oh
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again
is
is
what does the entertainment lawyer do
what are you thinking i don't know i've
never heard of an entertainment lawyer
do you represent chimpanzees
are you [ __ ] stupid do you represent
the zoo that's entertainment
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what kind of clients do you have
um
yeah the entertainment lawyer what kind
of clients i have
clients represent
entertainment
so like clients
that uphold
the billion
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i
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oh
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okay
that's right
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original if i can [ __ ] get my hands
out of this [ __ ] i'll show you
this [ __ ] just hurt completely just let
me get out of this what are your hands
i'll show you
what are your hands in
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you're a naughty girl
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but at the same time i won't be a [ __ ]
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stay chill for a while and we'll talk
about it later okay chill out for 10
minutes and then can you create
like 30 minutes
30 minutes 30 minutes
i'll put my timer on i'll give you
15 minutes
it is exactly
o'clock
until 5 30.
chill out for until 5 30.
25 15.
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if you can be quiet chill out until 5
15. we'll talk about it okay but i'm
really holding it to you
5 15. okay
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well you're gonna invite your whole
class to your trial be a good field trip
i'm a really good student
and i can bring
good
art humans
to the trap piano like not even [ __ ]
you
i'm not familiar with that euphemism
yeah
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you guys
hopefully not the floor you peed one
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hello
how are you
she needs to pee and we need to know if
she's pregnant for jail clearance
more than what she already did on the
floor
all right manny kick your cups pick that
one cup up
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okay come on over here
yes
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a little bit
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they're going to need
oh she's at 356.
she's
no actually it's been an hour since we
do the livestream should be good now
because it goes down 20 every hour yeah
cool
if she climbs to the ceiling i'm calling
you guys yes there's a nurse in there
with her okay
yeah she's been metabolizing since we
got here so
i don't yeah you love this one that
always will come
not at all they should give us all them
in one day but what yeah four hours of
six months
with the union contract we're
supposed to have an hour a day for six
one but
nobody's gonna write him up for a
violation of the union contract
i'm close to 10 42
she magically missed the cup
it's wonderful
this is
so this one here is yours
i'll comply just let me put my hand in
my hair
you guys are so [ __ ] funny i'm behind
your back please
thank you this could be the
entertainment business
we need to get a good entertainment
lawyer my name is
i'll keep going though yeah
i
yes
okay i'm gonna qualify and come here
real quick
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i got your shoes in here you want to put
them on um i don't can you just take
this [ __ ] off you've got to wear those
once we get inside here okay you want to
put your shoes on yeah right where in
this we are already here where are we
going to go
i mean yeah
you got to go get pictures done
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yep
gotta go get your picture taken
for the
newspaper you're [ __ ] lying well they
used to do it for the newspaper
push the button and then scan it okay i
need to get my
cause on my badge
you guys are fine
really yeah photo i do not joke about it
right there have a seat
it might be in here but they said she
was right at the line but you took it an
hour ago so she's dropped since then
i don't know what that would be
they said it was like right at a three
five but then when for an hour later it
dropped like two something
year to something so she's under now
they tried to get a well she peed all
over the floor then they tried to get
her to go into a cup and she wouldn't
nice
so are you gonna cooperate or not no
okay joey to the jail you go
but not yet stay there we got to do the
paperwork
the lawyer's not going to get you off
man hold on
longer
yeah it's just starting it's been like
this all day people like this 16 all day
though
7 39
so
manny add this
just go ahead and
print the all the all the track stuff
just print everything the pre-broker or
the uh
toe in as well is that her weed yeah i'm
gonna throw it away no it's getting
technical she's gonna charge
by the
have a seat i'm a free lawyer a
pre-lawyer go ahead do your stuff
hey
right over here i got your uh your sweet
the presidential suite
no
revocation
i'm gonna have to go get our cords
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is
for this
so
so
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right now this is
okay
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no thank you
staple it and fold it up and put it in
there
oh
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it's overtime
okay
right underneath
and the printer labels
and put those in the locker
go ahead
go ahead i love it i can't wait to see
it you guys are so hot violating my
[ __ ] first remember that
is it
did it kick
you guys are so stupid
i can't even contain myself you guys are
isabelle i thought you were gonna be
chill what happened
not until you get my [ __ ] lawyer
oh don't print you gotta wait until
you're my lawyer
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i you stupid
do you not know what [ __ ] oppression
is you stupid [ __ ]
i'm glitter i can't even contain myself
because that was such a stupid reminder
and get another bad [ __ ] i can't even
[ __ ] condemn myself
are you dar you stupid
yeah
you're so stupid you can't even give me
an answer
oh my god
you
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stupid as [ __ ]
incoherent as [ __ ]
can't follow the [ __ ] comprehensive
rules
you guys are so stupid
you can't even follow the [ __ ] rules
the rules that were provided by for you
to stand by
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is yourself
you're hurting yourself by doing justin
am i right or am i wrong i don't know
who it is
that's your evidence forever
she's been uploading the sapphire system
i documented all of her [ __ ] so
maybe he's gonna know all about it
all right we'll run her up real soon
bye guys see you thanks don't worry
thank you
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long
did you send it different already
is this taking its time
i was gonna come in but i guess not now
and weather's coming up
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oh
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so
one two and three just
the first part
and i'll we'll talk about three in a
minute but you're gonna explain these
two boxes to her
yes those are her copies
shut the [ __ ] up
shut up
you can't even shut up [ __ ] don't worry
about it you can't even shut your face
yeah okay tell her to listen to your
videos
okay
just keep reading it don't let her
interrupt you
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with that license you can don't try to
understand it just read it to here
okay
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catch me on the street the [ __ ] out of
you
catch me outside how about that
you'll actually see her in about 20
minutes
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what the hell why do we got these
who's going out
all right we'll see you guys in a little
bit
looking forward to it
i'm sorry i can't do i need you
i have a photo
per day it's about time to go what is
your date what is my date what is your
name since what is friday
friday
that's usually wednesday so what is your
day
fridays oh you guys are gonna get so
[ __ ] by your supervisors i'm so
ah
you guys are gonna be so [ __ ] by your
supervisor
trouble instead
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what's your name
one nine
got her medical oh um brandon said he
messaged you guys about it but her
medical release steps in there from the
hospital
oh
thank you
you could just hey you can just leave
her cup
nine
three one zero
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oh
uh a badge number we told you five two
eight six five two eight six five seven
three seven zero seven zero three five
have a seat seven sit down please oh we
need to take your necklace off
do you have any other jewelry besides
this necklace i have earrings as you can
see
you don't have earrings as i can see
i don't have my
wrists as you can see so i can't
obviously as a block have a seat please
so your officer number you're out what
is it how many times do i have to tell
you as much as i ask
have a seat please as much as i ask
actually only once you're the one that's
the law student have a seat please oh
how cute you think there you go
how cute what is your office uh
jc brown yes you know that we've talked
about it jc brown what is
hey here's her necklace
jason brown uh what
what department are you with
what department are you with apd
atv albuquerque police department
and your last name is brown jc brown
hello
just write her last name and then first
name and her birthday
legible
last name what a comma and then first
name
okay
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and then i'll show you the results and
everything it's just so it's safe for
you to go through the scanner okay
forward
jason lean forward please
so i can take the handcuffs off of you
because you're going to go take a pee
test right
you're going to go pee in that cup
what
hey stand up
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put your hands in front of you
back the [ __ ] down [ __ ] stand
[ __ ] here you go
oh how cute bathroom's right here
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just leave the cup in there on the
counter when you're done
right by the
sink
yesterday
didn't
does that sink in their work
does that sink in their work yeah does
it sound like you just turned the water
on okay you could just leave it up here
i'll talk to her about it that's
definitely just water yeah
was it water
calm the [ __ ] down
i know you guys get your big heart about
this [ __ ] down
this morning
you
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it's cute
i love it
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instead of [ __ ] being a cop
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is
but this is your livelihood
how
funny and pathetic
is that
you get your livelihood
how cute
i love it
you're the hero
foreign
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right
you guys ready
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that's not my choice
all right i don't need your security
choices i'm sorry
ah
you got a messed up grill you got weird
joker smile oh you're fine
okay these guys are gonna ask you some
questions actually stupid that's so
funny
what do you think it is
put your feet on the belt please yeah
yeah okay face that direction
all
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hey come on
that's down
he said she's not that bright
who said that you no i didn't have a
scene shut the [ __ ] up
that's funny because i'm in with
experience
i'm the person that writes your
pleadings
i'm the person that writes your boss's
[ __ ]
court pleadings have a seat please sit
on the red bit sit on the right
and there's some other shoes
are those pants the only ones
left underneath or shorts
you can only have one
pair of bottoms so if you've got two
pairs of chairs
you can wear the shorts and leave the
pants i mean
we only have one layer
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oh
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um
oh
is
no
no
i can't go to the bathroom i can't drink
water not yet as a human rights
okay
you start acting like a human we'll
treat you like one oh oh
cute
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thank you
act like a human and you just [ __ ]
became a police officer
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nothing you're offering
good
[ __ ] anxiety
y'all
oh
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do you speak english
i know you're drunk
yep
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uh
there's your shirt rochi
uh sweat
do you want to tell me now or not
no
oh okay
[ __ ]
okay
yes
um
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thank you
unfortunately
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uh try to try another one
1833
6333
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see
the main one no like
yeah
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it's already
cwi
open containers
and just bumped on the sides
did the other person call the cops
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thank you
yeah
okay okay so why do they show up
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one
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um
manny
bring her up
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is
this is picture time this one's this
one's for the newspaper
okay let me get ready
i'm sorry i wasn't there y'all are full
kind of i guess well i'm definitely
gonna look up
donnie donald taller
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hello
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but she went through like twice but she
wouldn't hold her hands up all the way
oh
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you guys want cuffs on her up right now
she's off and on hey if you go on this
counter you're going to pick your hands
up again
either you're going to dress up so your
choice
you need to go through that scanner
again the belt that moves you through
well you need to hold still
okay okay yeah as long as i get this
[ __ ] off me yeah all right so sooner you
get that done as soon as we get this off
you okay okay you guys have to take this
she said she would do it okay can you do
it right there turn face down
now hold your hands up as high as you
can nope bend your elbows
there you go just like that all right
spread your feet just a little bit
spread your feet just a little bit yep
just stay there don't move don't move
it'll move you don't move
him
isabelle
okay go ahead and step down and go back
in that little room
follow him
a tooth
this is falling
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can you take your ring off
and we'll put it in your property
all right face the wall separate your
feet
separate your feet
um
quintera's dwi case was dismissed
because an officer failed to show up to
court for the case
prosecutors have a chance to refile but
it does not look like they will

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