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I'm literally about to go viral on TIK TOK. >> HEY, I'M ABOUT TO GO TIK TOK VIRAL and I have fans mother and I have fans on Tik Tok. >> Sure you do. >> Everybody on Tik Tok to come help me right now in this parking lot. >> What's up everybody? I hope you guys are ready for a crazy episode. We have this tick tocker who is trying to go viral with this body cam and I thought to myself, why don't we help her out a little bit? But why don't we spread the word of her madness? This video is completely nuts. And I want to ask you guys a favor. When you're done watching this one, go check out Sergeant Keys. He just dropped his second video and it's an airport freakout. Now, without further ado, let's get started. >> Yeah. Is this store 24/7? I know the owner of the store for Hey, I need someone to get me out. Hey. Hey. Someone's coming, please. Just letting you know it's not a friend. >> Hey, can you search her? You going to need gloves. She's bleeding. She's bleeding. >> I don't need an I don't need it. Take me to jail. >> TAKE ME TO THE GROUND. >> STOP WHILE I put you on the ground. >> Put me on the ground. Stop. God. All I do is be nice. Is it just me or are people getting crazier and crazier every single year? I remember in the '9s, the early 2000s when you went to the city, sure, there were a couple crackheads talking to their imaginary friends, but now it is getting so much worse. And I think Tik Tok has a lot to do with it. It's like it's melting people's brains from the inside. >> No, I don't want an ambulance. I want you to take me to jail NOW, MOTHER. >> YEAH, YOU ARE. >> YOU ARE GOING to jail. DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY >> MA'AM. GO TAKE ME. WHY? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? >> HUH? >> Nothing is in my pocket. >> No drugs, nothing. >> All right. I don't believe it. >> Well, watch the [ __ ] strike me. Nothing is in it. All I wanted is to talk to the owner of this store and she was a [ __ ] about it. She said we're closed. Is this a 247? Take I need to talk to Chris, the owner of the store. The owner of the store. I know him. He's Arabic. Roll over. >> No, nothing, [ __ ] Nothing. Sheriff Young. Okay, Sheriff Young. Nothing. You see it? Nothing, [ __ ] Nothing. You see it? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Y'all ain't going to pay for this? I'm suing a sheriff. >> Sue, please do. >> Oh, [ __ ] I'm coming for you, too. And you and you. >> Okay. Watch me. I Trump. >> You're going to call Trump. You can call Trump and the military. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Come to my house. >> You don't believe me now? >> Just watch. I don't see. >> I'm literally about to go viral on Tik Tok. >> You probably will. >> So, there is a chance that you'll go viral on Tik Tok. Now, here's the question. Are you going to benefit from it or are you just going to be a lull cow that everybody laughs at? Because even if you post a video on Tik Tok and it's your own account and it goes viral and gets 10 million views, Tik Tok doesn't pay that much. You're not going to make that much money. You're not even going to make enough money to cover the bail. So, it's a very stupid idea. >> Yeah. >> Did she break anything in here? >> Hold on. >> Where? >> There was a piece of candy on the floor. Did she throw that or did she throw anything in the store? Yeah. She opened this up. >> Oh, so she destroy it all. She She threw that. >> Oh yeah. So she was throwing that against the window. >> What uh what did she tell you? Said she threatened you. How she threaten you? >> Oh, she was telling me she was my she got people coming after me. But she what she said when she was in the car, she said just let you know you got somebody coming after you. And she was like And then when I told you, she was like, "I'm not going to get too long, but I'll be out." Okay. You better watch your back. >> What's your name? >> I need the lawyer. I'm not going to talk to anybody. I need the lawyer right now. >> All right. That's why I'm not asking you questions. >> I need THE LAWYER RIGHT NOW. >> Cool beans. SO, LISTEN. >> RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY anything right now. >> Okay. >> Right now. >> Okay. So, listen to me real quick. Okay. >> Right now. >> That's fine. No, I'm not listening to you, mother. >> I'm not listening to you. I have 100 people connection, drug dealers, everybody, owners of these businesses. >> Cool beans. So, >> LAWYER. >> HOW ABOUT THIS? I'M JUST I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO >> STOP. If you don't tell me your name, >> so what she said right there was probably the smartest thing she has ever said in her entire life. I need a lawyer. And that is correct. She does need a lawyer and she does need to exercise her fifth amendment. However, when you are legally detained or under arrest, you have to identify. If not, they're just going to drag your ass to the jail and you're going to wait there until you're properly identified. And that could take months or even longer. So, you're better off just identifying and shutting your mouth. going to go to jail under under Jane Doe and you will stay in jail >> for how long? Three days. >> No, >> a week >> because you won't give a name. >> You're going to stay in jail until you give a name and then you'll serve whatever whatever sentence for this is. >> Yes. Yes. Shut the door, mother. Shut the [ __ ] door. >> Well, that's not shutting the door, but >> close it. Why are you sitting there? MOVE. >> I'M NOT SITTING AT ALL. >> I DON'T want to see you. Well, you going to see me for for a while. >> Well, >> even better. >> Close the door bench. >> You have a door. >> Does your rapid work? >> HEY. [crying] HEY, HURRY UP. I I have [ __ ] to do tonight. Hurry up. DO YOUR JOB. HEY, DO YOUR JOB AND HURRY UP. WHY ARE Y'ALL STANDING THERE? Get in here and take me to jail, mother. >> I don't want to be in there with you. >> Hey, then move ME TO ANOTHER CAR, [ __ ] HEY, I'm about to go Tik Tok viral and I have fans, mother. How do I take off these handcuffs? Do you know any ideas? Cuz I'm smarter than an FBI agent. Mother, I'm about to solve Nadia Kersh case. So, um, look me up. Y'all arrested me and when I needed y'all, y'all didn't help me for eight times. So, suing suing everybody in this town and I'm bleeding and y'all are not helping me. Y'all are not helping me. Get Hey, can you leave this car cuz I don't want to see your face. Hey. Um, this is recording, right? I need everybody on Tik Tok to come help me right now in this parking lot. I'm at Circle K in Washington. >> All right. So, the big question is, is she that crazy or is it an act? Because right now, it looks like she thinks that the officer's body cam is broadcasting to Tik Tok 24/7. And if she legitely believes this, then I think she should be institutionalized with a straight jacket for 25 years because you have to be completely gone in the head to think that this is remotely possible. Now, if she was live streaming on her phone when she got arrested and the phone is on the front seat, then that could make sense. However, I don't think that's what's going on here. Avenue and these people brought five police for me. I'm just 5'2, a European girl. Oh, but when I need them, they don't want to help me. Okay. Trump and Putin, please. Come here. [screaming] Oh, they don't want to come. Let's see. Where's my shoes? These [ __ ] want to waste government money. Okay, [ __ ] Watch this. Y'all are going to pay for this. I'm telling you. And I don't lie. Hey, can you move me to a different car, please, sir? Sheriff uh Young. Sheriff Young is not doing his job because why? He thinks I'm racist. I just miscarried the black kids. Black kids. And someone choked me out. I won't calm down. I will not come down. So move youring ass. Move your ass and take me to jail, motherf. Okay. >> I'm not listening to you. HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU MY NAME. I'll give you my name. CHRISTINA, I'm European. Latian Bellarusian and I know Putin. >> Holy [ __ ] This has to be the most connected Tik Tocker I have ever seen. She knows Putin. She knows Trump. And on top of that, she has an uncle that works at Nintendo. Honestly, you can't make this [ __ ] up. I think they should release her immediately. She is way too connected. They are risking their careers by arresting someone of this caliber. And my best friend is Russian. RUSSIAN. AND Y'ALL ARE RACIST against white people. Latina, I know Spanish. I know four languages. Just pull up my file, [ __ ] >> Has she given you any kind of a name? >> Which side? This side. Right here. >> No. >> Hello, young lady. Turn face that way for me. >> No. I'll >> turn you and face you that way. Don't >> What is this for, sir? >> What is this for? >> Do not fight me. >> Hold on, man. We get some gloves real quick. >> I want you to talk to me, mother. >> I will. >> What is this for? Can you hear me? >> Because we can't identify you. So, we're going to get your fingerprint. >> I told them my name. What's your name? Christina. >> Okay. How do you spell that last name? >> Okay. First name Christina. >> Yes. Okay, >> listen. >> I am. >> Okay, that's my name. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] >> That's not very nice. >> Lavoy. J Lavoy. >> Is it CH or a K? >> CH. What's your date of birth? >> March 6th, 1995. Y'all are about to pull up 68 cases. Y'all, they're going to help me. Look at that. And I want to I want to talk to the owner of this circle KP. >> Yes. Chris, this is recording, right? Chris, I need Chris who's Arabic and he owns a couple circle case around here. And I have fans on Tik Tok. I'm >> sure you do. >> I'm about to fire everybody. Sorry about your families and kids. I hope y'all can find other jobs cuz I'm going to call Trump tomorrow. >> You have the personal number. >> Put tonight. >> Trump and Putin. >> Yeah. >> I'm shaking in my boots. >> I'm Oh sh P in pee in your pants. >> Nah, it's kind of gross. >> Man, I love this video. It's comedy gold. Most of the time when I hear a Tik Tok lawyer that's threatening a lawsuit, I say something like the cops are quivering in their boots. And now this cop said the exact same thing. You can't make this [ __ ] up, but honestly, she's so weird. I've seen a lot of strange people on body cams, but this has to be the top five. Very, very strange individual. Unless it's all an act. We'll see if it pans out for her insanity defense because I'm going to tell you the results in just a moment. And that's what she was going for. She's trying to be found mentally incapable of standing trial. Let me know in the comment section if you think it will be successful. >> I know I pee in it too. >> You pee in your pants. >> No. >> And my friend is Russian. So Vera, if you hear this call, please Ukrainian and Arabic and Israel. >> CR. >> Yes. >> Why are you asking me again? This you're a police burns. What's your middle name? >> In how you spell that? >> I N A R A. >> Can you step away? I don't want to see you. >> Have you been in trouble here before? >> Nope. Never. I just got here 5 days ago. >> From where? >> Orange Beach night in German. >> No. Uh any type of ID? >> Alabama. >> Alabama ID. Try it with her. I'm going to talk with uh Trump tomorrow. Okay. >> Okay. He probably is here in Florida cuz he has a house here. Mother >> don't know if it's going to let me. >> Watch me, [ __ ] >> You're literally a dog in a mut. You see something, sir? You see something? >> Do you see you not solving anything? >> Eight cases and y'all didn't do [ __ ] >> That's you right there. >> Yes. >> WHY ARE Y'ALL NOT PAYING ATTENTION? Y'all's duty is to protect people. >> Yeah. How many people? 1 2 3 4 5 6 Six cops on me. White person. >> Here she goes with the race card, man. It's everybody these days. As soon as you lose an argument, race card every single time. Can you come up with a better excuse for once? Maybe you can say your dog ate your homework or no speak English. At least come up with something better than that. I'm bleeding. Can you call the ambulance, mother? >> Call the ambulance. I need help. This is emergency. I'm bleeding. >> Your name? >> You're making me misguary my child right now. [gasps] >> [laughter] [panting] [gasps] [sighs and gasps] [panting] >> No ambulance, no miscarriage right now happening. Nothing. They're not doing anything. >> Help. I'm healthy. I'm literally so sad right now. miscaring my child right now because of all the stress because y'all had six people when I needed y'all. Y'all weren't there for me and y'all are here to protect the country, right? Y'all work for Trump. Well, Trump, I need you right now. Please come to Florida, to Pensacola. And his wife is European, so she would understand. I just had miscarriage for twins two months ago, and the black eye choked me out. And I miscared my child, my kids. And y'all think I'm racist, then here I am about to solve Michael Jackson case. Okay. Okay, but okay. I want to talk to y'all's boss tomorrow, please. When I get out, cuz someone's going to get me out in 5 minutes cuz I have 100 connection in 5 days. Drug dealers, everybody, they're going to get me out in 5 minutes. So, don't go Hey, don't worry about taking pictures cuz I need a lawyer right now and I'm not doing anything until I get a lawyer right now. You know what? That's not a bad idea. You do need a lawyer. But when people invoke their rights to a lawyer, they usually also invoke their fifth amendment. They stop talking because the entire point of having a lawyer there is that the lawyer is going to do the talking for you. Now, if you ask for a lawyer and you won't stop yapping, you're not helping yourself. >> I won't speak any racist. Racist racist here. Racism racist in Muburn. Racist in Montgomery and Birmingham. And I'm about to solve Nadia Kersh who's been missing for 17 years in one day. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But y'all need six police officers for 52 white girl. And then when I needed y'all at Super 8 Motel, y'all weren't even there. Y'all left. Y'all closed the case. Okay, I'm coming for everybody. Everybody is going to lose all their jobs because Trump is going to talk to me tomorrow. [sighs] Can I fight people in jail? >> Sir, >> what's up, >> Jones? Can I fight people in jail? >> I will beat the hell out of every Can I fight people in jail? >> Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that. >> Okay, I will. >> Thank you. Thank you. I will fight everybody. I don't care how beat up I look. >> All right, so you guys saw the charges. resisting an officer of battery on specified personnel, resisting arrest without violence, and disturbing the peace. And she successfully pleaded insanity. She is unable to stand trial at this time, which means that either she's going to be forced to be an outpatient or she's going to be institutionalized. Now, that's it for the video. Go check out Sergeant Kiza's second video. He just dropped it this morning. It's a twofor one airport madness. The link is on the screen right now. So, click on the link and I'll see you guys on the next

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