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stop stop dear don't
[Applause]
[Music]
it's just a [ __ ] difference
no one's going to beat you i promise
dude and i know y'all represent y'all
authority all y'all was a thor
if i don't do that i promise you no
one's gonna beat you let me go no
let me about this [ __ ] back seat and
go in there and get booked
we're
we're not getting booked here
this is not why the [ __ ] we're here we
have to get your pictures
pull over that way a little bit
give her some room
see i ain't gonna get anything out of
that
just wait she's very entertaining right
now
she's like one of the most entertaining
people i've ever met really
she said her name
is jesus jesus jesus jesus
her straw man name aka government name
is adele
but
she has herpes
aids
and if we try something she ain't scared
to kill a [ __ ]
that's what she said yeah
all right we're gonna come get your
picture okay yeah sure
come on out for me at least you got your
wing on
you got your loops
appreciate you
i thought there you go
[Music]
i told you we don't got cells here
i think she met a leopard
when you called in did you say you were
dressed like a leopard or a leprechaun
i said that was a left um
[Music]
they said a leprechaun that's what they
told us
i'm being serious they said a leprechaun
that's what they said
i was looking for a leprechaun
we'll take her through she has to go
around the back
like where they actually are
oh come on in here
i'm not a person
i'm genius that's
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what are you drinking tonight
but i poured out
wasn't you the one that was on duty nope
when i poured out dawg i don't know i
didn't see it i didn't pay attention
well
that didn't pay attention was it still
reserved
doesn't matter
i guess so obviously
so much profanity
because that's what i do that's what
jesus do
because jesus is jesus and jesus know
his goddamn father should have been a
goddamn man and put his goddamn self on
a cross
instead of his goddamn son right here go
go over the same right over that white
box where did he got up here where is he
going what why
why are you let me
face the box
all right jesus come on here
miss jesus i'm sorry yeah grab a seat
there for me
come on we're going to get your picture
and then we're going to leave
wait until we get your picture and then
i'll take you to the bathroom
put your toes on the red line we do we
can't leave you get your toes on the
white line the red line
the faster you do it the faster we can
leave no don't don't pee in here
don't do it
but do not pee in here stop what stop
don't my goddamn breath
in here stop do not stop it no stop i
told you i have to wait here we'll get
your picture
stop hold on
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line are you all right [ __ ]
let me get that [ __ ] red line for
your white ears why are you acting like
a
goddamn jesus [ __ ]
now clean that [ __ ] up rightfully
[ __ ]
and put me in protective custody hoes
okay just
stand right stop just what's up what's
up man how you doing
yay
should we just leave i'm not should we
just
y'all want this ugly ass [ __ ] move over
here
they don't stand on your feet
why because that's what i'm saying
jesus
yes jesus
can you just stand still for two seconds
oh one two two
no
move back here
i mean we would like to get a picture
but i mean
they'll say no no because they're wet
i mean yeah there's a big puddle in here
now
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we're just going to bypass i guess okay
oh yeah
do you want our dna goddamn man
[Music]
yeah i'll take this man dna take this
man dna when i say i am a goddamn
million in females
just to verify
that she's not in the system
the only thing we're going off is the
leads hit from missouri we have nothing
else
y'all let me lose because i'm killing
him
no one's letting her loose because
you're acting like a child
peeing on the floor and that's why women
don't that's what woman man
no it's not that's right that's what
people like me and i'm not authority yet
for it
if you keep acting like this i'm going
to put you against this wall stop here
let me do it for you
you can face this wall stay right there
though that's what they're saying here
lift your arms up i didn't want it let
me see your face
point your pink pointer fingers out
there you go pointer
pointer here you go it's okay
it's all right oh does it work
stop we're doing your fingerprints it
won't stick or anything it's just a scan
okay it's gonna stay in your
fingerprints you just take a minute
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you better release
sorry
sorry because they had killed me tonight
know it
five zero
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you

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