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what's up everybody in today's video
we'll be talking about a CFO of a
multi-billion dollar company that was
completely drunk out of his mind and was
sleeping in a stranger's bed after
breaking into her house yup it's quite
the story so John Tyson is the CFO of
Tyson's food which is worth 23 billion
dollars as a company he has a bachelor's
degree in economics from the Harvard
University and he's also the Executive
Vice President of the company so I don't
know how he got so wasted that he
managed to break into someone's house
well let's take a look at the video
foreign
John
Fayetteville Police Department
you're not in your house
John
John
need you to wake up and talk to me
before I drag out drag you out here butt
naked
John
Fayetteville Police Department
you have two options either one is you
sit up
and put your clothes on or two you go to
jail just like you are right now
I think John is going to choose option
number three which is snuggle up in bed
like nothing's happening like you didn't
actually just break into a woman's house
and you're about to get arrested by
police
foreign
put your hands behind your back Eric
relax
relax ow chill
what do you mean the Cuffs okay
go around my other side
oh relax John stop you're under arrest
now luckily he's not a violent drunk but
imagine the surprise when the college
girl went to her apartment or her house
and then she finds out that there's a
drunken man sleeping in her bed like
that is just crazy let's find out what
happens next
you're under arrest for going to jail
okay no
kick your feet out towards me thank you
come on
John let's go John I'm going to sleep no
you're not you're going into your house
you're in the wrong house
the girl who lives here doesn't know you
came home to find you asleep in her bed
you
go with us officer let's go grab his
belongings go with him yes sir
foreign
yeah so Mr Tyson was charged with public
intoxication and trespassing pretty
lucky he didn't get charged with
burglary or breaking and entering
because that was definitely not his
house anyways the police officers had
one last thing to say before we wrap up
the video
all righty well we're going to take him
to a safe but not nearly as comfortable
place to sleep okay uh I don't know if
he's
he's sitting there pulling pretty hard
on he's gonna [ __ ] hurt himself but
he's being a jackass so yep he sure was
being a jackass and I'll tell you what
it's gonna be a hell of a day at work on
Monday anyways thanks for watching
everybody I found this story was
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