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in front of the station John x-ray
George 4322 blue at black thousand
stopped
here
hey what's going on my car won't start
like 100% like I've hit the gas and I've
hit the gas okay and nothing will happen
like I'm doing it right now want to go
ahead and start a sad I'm trying was
like this female may have crashed her
vehicle I wish I would okay I wish but
yeah nothing's going like I've called my
my fiance where are you coming from
nowhere so check it out your car is
destroyed all your air bags are deployed
how I don't know why don't you go and
step out of the car please are you okay
yes 100% I don't understand how my car
is hey hey just come over here please I
didn't hit anything okay walk right over
here okay okay here why don't you just
goad and turn around you can grab my
hoodie
okay relax
airag I the
p no no so so bad we're going to have a
medic unic from check you out okay but
right now go put your hands together
like you're praying it's fine I'm
praying okay my car literally won't
start I have to pee so bad you can CU me
you can take me wherever I have to okay
well we're going to have a sp check you
out man but I think you're highly
intoxicated I'm
not I'm not at all I just got off work M
literally 30 minutes ago okay and I have
to car all right but like my car won't
you can check me to the car I gladly
walk for you can I please pee no you
cannot seriously I pee in the squad car
no you can't pee in the squad car you
can't pee in the car either okay okay
you want me to search real quick or you
want me yeah okay goe I have nothing in
my [ __ ] car okay I have to piss I'm
weting my
fiance and you should be here with him
like 30 minutes not even and I had to
pee that's it and my car literally
wouldn't start like I left the Twist and
my car was fine you can check it I have
nothing on me my car would not start I
an underphone with my fiance for the
last 30 minutes you can check my phone
and I've been telling him like my car
won't start I know going you can have my
vape it's fine my car won't start I
don't know why I've left multiple 30
minutes squad cars where the point you
can span the where I'm intoxicated the
point where I can't start my car I
promise you I'm not intoxicated I have
to take your best smells like it so
that's fine I had the piss you have seen
your pockets right no I had the piss
okay I heard you I heard you
I promise you I have to piss I don't
know what going on well your car
is damaged so and your airag nothing
damaged and didn't
hit we going to take see the car
okay can you move the seat out for me I
will thank
you
thank can take these off me no I cannot
take those off you I didn't do any
you're highly intoxicated right now no
I'm not there you are okay thank
you are you head to a car no I think she
smashed in the back of that car right
there will you go
check 2011 to reserve
will you check the city camera at
Detroit and Cove and see if you see this
blue Kia SUV smack into a car uh on the
north side of Detroit and
Co
all right going to step out real quick
and we're going first have you talk to
him right here to the
door you step out or I can't you have
the seat belt restri you want to St by
talk I can't you have the rest you
the
hi hi what's your name Ashley Ashley yep
how old are you I'm 23 years old what
happened
nothing I have the piss I'm trying to go
home that's it okay your airbags went
off I don't know why I didn't hit what
city are you in
Madina maybe Lorraine County I move
there I move there 3 what city are you
in currently Lorraine County you're
nowhere near there uh what year is it
2023 okay who's the
president BR uh what is it
Biden
okay so you don't remember getting into
a car accident I didn't get into a car
accident and where are your airbags off
I don't know I did not hit a vehicle
okay I would 100% remember that and I
would tell you that I remember the H
medical problems no do you want us to
check you out at all no okay I'm fine I
did not hit anyone I've been waiting on
my fiance mying car won't start I called
him literally like 30 minutes ago and I
said hey my car is not starting and he
said oh my God I don't know why I said I
don't know why either I've had a new
engine replaced I've had a new
transmission I've had everything I don't
know why my car is not
starting I don't know what the is going
on but I can call my friend I can call
my ex well we're not we're not worrying
about that right now so that's fine wor
about it see if they come talk to want
to talk to again right now shut the door
okay you can roll the window down but I
have to
pee I'm not drunk okay I have to piss
that's the most I
have I have three dogs one
cat my fiance should be here
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soon
I promise you I'm not being a
douchebag I have nothing on me but
whatever the I
say you can look at
me like I promise you I have nothing on
me I'm not up I literally have to
piss I've been in this goddamn swad car
before I've never had to be here
before all right hey so there's some
things I'm required to read you for the
state okay the my rights absolutely so I
want you to I want you to listen to them
if you have questions just wait till the
end and then if I can't answer ask do
I silent okay cool what's your first
name Ashley Ashley just listen up okay I
will glad before we ask you any question
you must understand your right you the
right to remain silent n anything you
say can be you in court you can
use for advice before before we ask you
any questions and I love you guys so
much you guys serve your duty if you
cannot afford an attorney woman be
appointed oh my God why would I be able
to afford
a my God BR present you will have the
right to stop answering at any time you
also my God
Ser talk to attorney further you have
the right to talk to attorney to have an
attorney present during questioning do
you understand that I do perfect I'm
fine okay I would love my fiance P scene
and tell you guys that where's yet I'm
sure I we do have to call him please
call him okay please call him all right
so next time I have I'm going to reduse
your waiver rights okay that's fine so
as you have read the statement of your
rights and you understand what your
rights are I'm want to make a
statement I do not want an attorney at
this time and I understand and know what
I am doing no promises or threats have
been made to me and no pressure horion
of any kind has been us guys are great
you guys have been doing great like I
appreciate your work there some there
some questions we ask everyone we fine
but like I haven't done so you can raise
your generic questions would you like to
answer the questions what am I supposed
to do say no you can what what's that
supposed to do for me I don't know it's
up to you ex my point would you like to
answer questions
okay you guys are great I appreciate
everything you've done for me but like I
haven't done I don't
deserve that thank you so much uh what's
your name Cooper Cooper and bman my
man what would I do without you guys I
don't know you probably be sitting in
that car for a while I hopefully
hopefully death would do know him
knocking on my door okay so what's going
to happen is we're going to go into the
station here all right you are I'm going
to offer you standard field sobriety
test in the stall I'm so special once
you're done with that then we're going
to take you in and book you into our
jail oh my God we're off you the breath
test okay what would I do without you
guys
and okay cool you guys are so sexy what
I do with the out you guys supporting my
law
America the red white and
blue oh
man I'm so good I'm so high in my
life I you
okay you guys are great like I
appreciate your support without our
America but like I have to piss this is
the most I have to
do you can turn your lights off I'm
going to be 19 with this female mileage
7776 3.3
77763 that's called she has a big mild F
she want shut
up
my lights are still on must like my
mouth a little
bit come
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on I knew do
you I have to
pee man I get the point 5 mph radius to
your
shop can you play some Ed from me I
don't have any come on like the last
time I was in this at least I got some
vegetarian to listen to I'm thinking out
loud they dive into
you come on yeah you got
something you got something to look for
we listen
to some PR
guard I'm me tell you I sprayed half the
paint that is on your uh
facility I'm sure 2011 stand mileage 777
63.4 777 63 hey
baby like
what I didn't
do you can take my handcuffs
off can I take this thing
off I can take it
off it's not that
hard think I'm at a movie
theater I took it
off not that hard stop doing that what
you even stop that you going to stop me
come
on you going to put me in a
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position
are you going to flash your
light come on I already got it
all not that hard come on
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baby I wish it wasn't that easy but you
guys make it that
easy I don't want to escape I
promise you can tto me I want to talk to
you I have no reason to be in these cops
sir I'm not going to harm you I don't
care to I've been in here since I was 16
sir I don't want to be in here I want to
go home I want to take a piss and that's
all I want to
do past that point I truly don't
care but up until then I don't care I'm
sorry that I undid your seat belt I'm
sorry you guys don't have great seat
belts in this place I'm sorry that my
mom literally has had men piss on you
guys literally had men piss on you guys
so if you want to get pissed on I mean
sure [ __ ] whatever you're into like I'm
glad to do whatever you're into
sir my picture I see
it I look pretty cute you know dark hair
you know short
hair sure you going hit that come
on I promise you I'm not doing I have to
pee where'd you go out to where did I go
out to yeah twist for a drink I know
where that's at yeah you do I'm sure
it's the gay bar the only gay bar in the
rain I'm sure you guys dog on that place
all the time cuz you guys hate gays
twist is not in line
oh it's not where is it sir 117 Inon oh
man so like that's not like the border
at all no it's it's in Cleveland OH
either way you guys hate that place and
it might be for the gays like for the
for the Straits whatever you guys have
against whatever that's going on there
that's on you
guys and that's how you guys to deal
with I've been in this car I've been The
Edge she in on the radio sir is whatever
you're against so if you're against the
Gaye that's on you my friend like love
you lot like I'll never take against at
you but
like come I [ __ ] me
babe Ash did you take your seat belt off
before you or after you crashed no I
didn't crash anywhere okay
well you didn't have a seat belat on I'm
asking you did you have your seat belat
on before no I I had it on the whole
time I never took it off until you pull
up my
window so
no most I have had it off is the
duration of me being in your damn car
and trying to hit my vape had to piss so
I'm we going to pee all over your damn
seep I'm always happy to
Sir unfortunately we have only one
Jailer so it's happy for me peeing over
your seat oh I prefer you not to okay
well can you take me to the bathroom
then I can't we only have one jail well
then then we're here for your seat and
you're going to to clean up my piss on
your seat so you can take me inside your
damn building for 5 minutes so I can
release my vows or you can let me piss
over your damn seat and you're going to
have to be the sorry Soul that's to
clean it
up because there's no one else here to
clean it up if besides that's you sir
you can clean up my piss I will gladly
piss all over your damn face that's fine
with
me but you're going to to clean it up so
you're going to take me into your damn
facility and I will gladly piss in your
toilet or I will piss over your seat and
you're going to have to be the damn
sorry soul to clean it
up I
I'm
going let me put my pants down a little
bit yeah I got my belt to the belt loop
it's all right I got a star on my ass
crack you might like a little bit baby
really you might it's little '90s thing
I don't know what year you're born in
but hey whatever you're into my
love why not C up yeah come on baby you
want to see my th my
thong once again I can [ __ ] release the
latch of your God
damn your arm track
sir I have the piss that's all I am
looking forward to doing is taking a
pee he must and back again he must have
yeah oh my God how could he
not how could a man not jump a
fence how could he like you know get
away from you guys without being slick
damn you guys must suck at your
job in order to go diagonal
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he lo you could have got you must have
got me yeah you should have got me but
sucks you know here I am talking to you
buffoons I'm ad you're an adult oh my
God really
seriously never would thought man
definitely thought you were like
21 I know
what crazy sir burn catch
like
crazy how the hell dud to get out of
this a situation like
this like I would have Lov for you like
chok me a little bit or something you
know like
tease me for what I'm getting
into me a little bit come on
sir I'm just saying like this my but I
got a little wet from
you oh my God you're going to see him
later oh my God you're going to see this
later is it 8 in I
wish is he going to come this side and
see me I'll flashing my te a little bit
I don't got much toing offer but
[ __ ] I wish do you wish
sir I'll show you
my I love that
one on Washington
you don't
know hi
baby
hi you talking to them no damn won't
that be
nice you want to go
home I've been there I've been in the
same position on October 6th
2023 I'm coherent I can answer all of
your questions I have to take a piss
that is the most I have to do out of a
drunk personal to take a
piss and I will gladly take a piss in
your squad
car cuz you have to clean it up Sir so
yeah my pants might be a little wet but
you have to clean up my piss
so it's fine you can clean out my
piss sir hey do you think he wants to
clean out my
piss do you think he wants to clean up
my
piss probably I didn't I have to go
pee you didn't you on a
toilet you're telling me I don't care
juen that's fine
I'll piss in your juvenile toilet I have
toing
piss with all the respect in mying name
I have to
pee that's the only thing I have on me I
have to pee I'm sorry for whatever
16-year-old you brought in but that's
not me I'm
24 I have to
pee
so once again you can bring me in or I
will piss in the back of your squad car
and you have to clean it up
Sir so please I'm begging you to bring
me in your damn facility so I can pee
and you can wiet my
[ __ ] I don't I like seriously I have to
pee it's nothing to do with drinking
it's nothing to do with that I have to
pee so either you're going to clean up
my piss or you're going to allow me to
go in the
bathroom and you're going to clean up my
piss after the bathroom so those are
your two options either your back seat
or the
toilet all right toilet is in your back
seat oh my god wow this is
nice pissing in the back of a cop car
how could I
if you can hold it we're going to get
this no I'm pissing right now
okay I've asked you for 30 minutes can I
pee we don't have the ability just to
you don't have the ability of the
bathroom right here there's priorities
there's priorities of
who the [ __ ] that are
overdosing at least I'm not overdosing
at least I'm having a heroin overdose
okay yeah exactly okay you can shop this
is like the [ __ ] I work
with it's the same [ __ ] dude I'm not
overdosing I'm not having a goddamn
stroke inside the jail having a medical
emergency so they have priorities that's
them right I'm not right exactly
right good
talk good talk right sir I'm not doing
sh I'm looking for a damn bathroom I'm
sorry for other mother you have up in
there that are so mentally and stable
able they cannot have a conversation
with you but I'm able to have a
conversation with you I able to relate
to you on a human level of I have to
piss and if I don't your bath your back
seat is going to be full of piss so you
can clean that up sir that's on you it's
not on me I don't care at this point I
will piss I have to pee so please I am
begging you to get me to damn facility
and you pull my pants down or you can
deal with the damn piss in your back
seat that's where you're at at this
point
sir as respectful as I'm trying to be I
have to pee and you can pull your squad
cars up you can pull who the up you want
up I have to pee sir sir you have to
wait there's nothing we can who who am I
waiting on for the male who's having
medicaly
M yes what do I mean I don't matter but
that man that's a medical issue matters
okay but your girl still going to treat
him the same way you treat me as soon as
the ambulance gets out of here I have to
pee so bad I'm peeing my pants listen to
me as soon as the ambulance gets out of
here then I can get that other car out
of there and I can get you in what's the
speci up on him and on me the ambulance
is here for somebody okay but he's
probably doing the same sh that I'm
doing no he's not he's not as soon as we
get the AMS out of here you can go in
there and pee in the toilet that's great
okay be amazing okay so just give us a
few minutes I'm waiting 1 two three
seconds not minutes four five
six
789 waitting the second
sir take a fing piss it's all I got to
do I really hope you enjoy the piss you
clean up at the back of your
seat hope it's warm it's lovely for
you it's just all over this
seat
oh man I fell oh my God what are I ever
going to do for me oh my God how am I
ever going to pee straight
again holy
crap my mental stability is
[ __ ] oh my my
God how am I ever going to it
again more look on my ex-boyfriend maybe
you'll find some stuff on
him you want to answer the test t on the
back I'm sorry you want to answer the
question I have on the back add to the
partial out huh add to the partial half
no do you want to read do you want to
answer the questions I have on the back
of the sheet do I want to answer the
question on the half of the sheet yeah
no okay well don't answer the questions
I've done nothing wrong you
[ __ ] have pulled me over pull
me in the back of your damn cck car for
nothing I'm sitting here I'm cooperating
I take a goddamn piss if you want to
deal with my piss in your damn your
squad car that's on you guys I have to
piss please tell take me inside the damn
building and take a piss or else I'm
going to pee in youring squad
car and you're going to have to clean it
up with a sorry staff of a man you
are because let's just be honest here
you obviously have to get made front of
in high school in order to get the job
you have now or else you wouldn't be
picking on
people you would be a sorry s man that's
abiding the other people's rules but
you're not you're abiding your own damn
rules cuz you're a
[ __ ] keep your your beard and your
mustache oh man they're scaring
me and you're scaring mying job away
from me oh
man an unathletic unathletic I could run
up I could run you stupid bastards right
now I'm
sure you guys are
[ __ ] you don't want know how to
eat
[ __ ]
yes all you got to do is listen to this
guy that's the only Authority you have
is this piece
of
and you see him heading you see him
going oh yeah you go baby you turn me on
so much why I so wet how could you
possibly have the authority you have
baby come
on
damn oh my God all you could hear is
that seriously but it's cuz your
commander is a piece of sh he won't
answer sh he's a
[ __ ] that's f thought too that's what I
thought too damn wow at least we're both
on the same
page my fiance
19 you're a
funny only had a
drink mom my throat wouldn't be so
dry you w be lying to me you won't be
lying to me baby come
on you shoving your down my throat come
on you been choking me you
doing you tripped oh yeah you didn't
fall come on you tripped you got to back
your man Hood up with something come on
you're so manly baby me you know how to
defend everyone you had such a man hood
on your back the guy that even locked me
up couldn't lock me up you're so
cool my pants are disgusting your pants
are disgusting I can make them more
disgusting I can make them so wet your
buddy wouldn't recognize
you yeah your tit yeah whatever cuz he
never even seen good tits before you
evening know what he's talking about
he's just talking out
of oh yeah he's 16 he even know what the
he's talking about he never even seen
good before
baby piece of [ __ ] you start trying
you you going to trying oh my God you're
start trying the minute I get you
release in the cop car W I'm going to
get you a big ass baby you're going to
can release every single thing that I
had a pent up anger towards you baby oh
yeah I'm the best at beer ponging baby
I've crashed the mod to 16 year old
parties baby you ain't [ __ ]
[Laughter]
baby you can't h a bong you
[ __ ]
I'm so cing grabbing it man yeah I'm
grabbing by the throat F it's a turn on
to me you can choke me all you want I
love
it oh man is a schi Mas bundled up damn
what even more turn on can I
piss
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I'm about to open the door and take a
goddamn piss out your door so your body
better open my God damn door I'm about
to take a piss in your damn backseat you
piece of
sh all right that's
fine
[ __ ] luck you open my door just I had
to piss and your buddy won't let me take
aing pee so I'm about to piss at his
back
seat so I hope he enjoys cleaning up my
warm piss off hising
face no he just want to work away to you
cuz he's
a I didn't do anything to you I want to
take a pee please please take me take a
pee please your buddy won't let me
please I about to pee my pants please
I'm begging
you I begging you I
hav I have to pee good job yeah good job
buddy please [ __ ] props to you buddy
good job you're skinny
ass I have to piss her Miss please we
don't have you have a bathroom there you
have a bathroom we do but we have one
female offic that's fine I don't care I
have to pee I don't care about your
female officer I will piss in front of
you sir that's not how it works that's
fine I'll will piss in your damn back
seat I will put my [ __ ] pants back
down show my to you and you can see my
[ __ ] hairy ass taking a piss on your
seat that's fine I have to pee sir I'm
trying to be the most respectful as
possible I have to pee I don't know how
much you have to respect from that Bes
you're backseat getting covered in
pissed are you talking your damn buddy
from
Lakewood let's be honest here half you
mother can't drop a damn penny in the
city mother
off your
ass here we [ __ ] are you're getting a
dick of your cuz your buddy's next door
to us that's fine get a dick up your ass
be a gay little
homo I have to piss but yeah all right
can I
piss oh damn wow come on buddy you
suck I had to piss come on can let me
PE I love your garage so
sexy what would I do without you
baby oh my I get the window rolled up
holy it's a lucky
day oh my God
oh my God the windows don't roll down
are you going to roll my pants down for
me look at my you think I have an inie
or an
Aude what you what are your
thoughts I think I have an any
personally but
like I can't get away from you law
abiding
citizens what would I do without you
guys in your
mustache I don't know I don't know what
I would do you can type my address now
you want my sexy
mother oh that pants are down you can
unut me all you
want either
way I'm pull my pants down so I'm a
little pissed in your damn seat you can
you
can you can Flex all you want my cheeks
are in your seat my sir all right here
we go come on oh oh here we go you want
me to pee in your seat damn that's
sck damn
sir leave it down
for my pee come
on on you don't want to tell right the
piss and you've been slacking on my piss
so about to slack in your garage like
the
pee come on you don't want to look at my
butt
cheeks
oh damn I get the whole
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spel thank you so much maam for letting
me use the bathroom these guys have been
depriving me of it okay oh my god
really oh my god seriously yep wow
holy this [ __ ] I would damn
all right in a second here I just need
to get a quick photo of you okay you a
phot of
me if you'd like to that's up to you
just stay on that stay on that sticker
for me please Ashley bman you got to
move that please yeah it's in the
way so just look right here for me
okay all right she looked down hold
on
hold on I have to reset it you were
looking at the ground when I took
it all right look right here hold that
just stand still just stand still
please all right that's good enough you
can step up it's
fine does she have a ride on the way do
we
know
okay I'm glad to hear
that
fret
hey Ashley can you Ashley can you do me
a favor and listen to him for a
second right back she's got a
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ride I don't even know
hang on to that that's for
you okay I don't need it keep it buddy I
don't okay
Dand
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okay you don't have any fire conviction
so if you refuse Mor tonight if you
refuse the breath test that's manatory
onee why I didn't do anything
okay if you submit to the breath test
and you blow at or above the legal limit
that's a 90 days susens if you blow
below there's no okay you understand
that yeah okay are you going to submit
to the breath test no okay I didn't do
anything submit to the breast test you
can take
my didn't anything okay we're not we're
not going to be doing hey Ashley Ashley
if you just stay cool with us for 10 15
minutes we're not going to have to do
any of that because your fiance hey just
just focus on me for a second Ashley
forget about him for a second just focus
on me your fiance is like 105 minutes
away okay so as long as you're chill
with us for 10 15 minutes want to go to
go home okay but you don't have to do
that is what I'm saying you can just go
home if you just cooperate with the rest
of this okay does that sound good all
right well let's just get through this
thenand that wasn't the Miranda rights
that was the automatic license
suspension
form you know was propag to me yeah but
he he has to read it every time right I
don't have to listen
though you're right you don't have to
listen I'm just I'm just trying to
explain things to you that's all I
appreciate you IAD listen that listen
[ __ ] that I had to say for last 30
minutes but why the do I he say to me
it's it's entirely your decision
so we'll just go from there okay thank
you so
much might you maybe different
stag
me like I said your fiance is going to
be here soon so hopefully you're not
here much longer okay be here I would
have gladly I didn't do sh I got my car
I
drove
home I'm sorry for you all think that
you guys found you I
[ __ ] see all you but buddies like your
but buddies I'm not that person I
like you ask like butt on
you toes let bman know he's good to just
when he's done with his paperwork yeah
we're good whenever you're ready to her
ride's
here all right we don't need all that
you can pass the fen
back
hey bman can you grab the pen from her
please thank
you she's WR
messages oh Torres hey she can come up
now she can come up we're going to issue
it up
here I got here ask me my car broke down
the side of the road
and okay we're going to get you out of
here but you got to listen to what he
says you're about to go home in like 2
minutes all right what so you're getting
a ticket for operating vehicle Under the
Influence now willing to seat Bel and
failure control you do have a man to
record date it's going to be on January
2nd at 1:00 at Lake Court that's at
12650 Detroit Avenue just same building
one door to the
West would you like to would you like to
sign the ticket you want to sign the
ticket
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Fu there's no way to talk to
people good yeah thank you all
stuff good luck
Ashley you guys won't it wasn't [ __ ]
happen she's coming out now this is man
that's hey you guys his print off I just
gave you a b I'm
sorry you want to meet me at that door
right there I'll get you out of here
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okay

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