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how did the tires get flat tires flat so how much did you drink 2% are you okay yeah I am I noticed we were kind of parked weird and stuff oh my brother I did you hit something we noticed some damage up here oh no both tires oh I see and some grass did you go off the road somewhere NOP how did the tires get flat and your Gra grass I've been here cuz you've been here where were you coming from before here a minute so yeah say again you say what I've been working here since since last minute since a minute okay so so where were you coming from and where were you going to home you were going home so where were you coming from home coming from home so where were you going to to my brothers tell me to go home so you're coming from I see to my brothers and he get understand that cuz he's on the phone right now I see yeah my brother's all right well here's what I'll have you do can you step out of the car for a minute back here I already know it like you're not trying to understand like the whole I can't do the whole okay well we we do that cuz you going tell me how much have you had to drink tonight cuz I smell the alcohol com so I'm going to I'm I'm being honest with you be honest that's all I ask please I'm going to let a heartbreak right now I understand that that's hard let me D so how much did you drink then to get over the Heartbreak 2% two how much 2% 2% yeah I'm end of the day I'm going get home end the day okay so what did you have beer or liquor or vodka or no beer all right how many beers did you have only have one just one beer how many Liquors did you have one one liquor only shots they tell me to take a shot I take a shot so how many times they tell you to take a shot tonight do you remember one just one yeah so okay I told I want to go home all right are you able to see that red light keep your head still follow it with your eyes on okay okay thank you very much so I'm going to have you come to this line right here facing this way position no don't start the exercise just said it no no no no I want you to stand like this first are you ready okay when you're ready complete the exercise when you're ready go ahead okay all right okay so we're going to do another exercise it's called the oneel leg stand so on this one wait I can't I am trying to understand where I'm coming from but like my brother has to understand what I'm I'm sure he does no he doesn't no no well tell right now like he thinks I'm innocent right now so like right now I need he understand it well he's family he'll he'll forgive you he'll forgive you no he's not okay no me D ass he's not okay but he'll forgive you if he cares about you right M okay we'll worry about that we'll worry about in the that's in the future we we'll just worry about the present real quick we'll get through this together okay there's nothing else in the future cuz I don't mer [ __ ] okay so so here's this one called the one leg stand you're going to stand with your feet together and your arms to your sides once again with your foot approximately 6 in off the ground keeping your foot parallel to the ground so okay but listen to me it's like 6 in it's like this see how my foot's parallel to the ground about 6 in high one leg whichever leg is more comfortable for you yeah but I can't hold the whole same thing okay well this it's not pass or fail okay just do your best okay okay I'm saying that it is though no no it's it's just an assessment okay you ready all right when you're ready raise your foot and start counting like I instructed no where you go where you go stay over there no stay there with her try it again you want to try it again over here ma'am no I don't know what line this line right here this yellow line yeah there you go right there yeah don't go over here cuz it's like kind of bumpy over there remember the instructions you right here and not there right but you're going to keep your arms to your side raise one foot approximately 6 in off the ground you going to tell me something no oh then what are you doing I'm trying to be adjusted okay so you're going to do it this way yeah all right ready cuz right here I can't do it okay you can do it there try it you started mhm okay go I 2 4 5 6 9 it's not the we I to do [ __ ] because I my man so yeah and the brother that say it he's give no phone he same [ __ ] it's my brother all right I'm going to place you under arrest for suspicion of driving an can me call on brother for a second oh we'll get to that yeah let me get these on first so they're not too tight okay [Applause] you're a what okay what's your brother's first name what's uh what's a good phone number is it in your phone yeah can we open up your phone and look I'm trying to BU nobody see my phone number so you know where is what address yeah what's what a park same [ __ ] it's not an address it is what's up trying to tell you he cheat on you why do you stay with him if he cheats on you I know that don't mean anything yeah but I love was you know people change yeah and they accept it suppose and then when I accept that theit on the I ass trauma always been tra I'm sorry to hear that yeah I never accept it everybody trying to love me I cannot accept it because I accept it yes I have my personal issue I can admit that I get it can you just please talk to my brother it's kind of late we'll let you call him in a little while brother we'll let you not in me like my brother needs to know you'll be all right he'll be all right you're safe okay that's all that matters I'm not I was a ass he knows it knows it his knows it I've been on since I was 16 years old I'm 27 right now he just pleas so I never got arrested I got to check David for her y or please don't know nobody call my brother I'm just ask you please just call my brother for a second he will get me we've asked you for the number but you can't give us his number that was leave my brother's number we've asked you and you keep saying that's your old number that doesn't work that is dope you'll get to call him here shortly just relax he call her say right now though it won't be too long just relax no just be patient I never got raised supposed to do I'm I think I'm Asian look there's nothing more my dad cheated on my my mom he lied to me so yeah he tried to kill me when um stford I wasn't the person that was trying to resue me that was taking me in why couldn't they take me in because it's time for him to go home makes sense is this going to be my record I don't know it is since he says you don't know that means it is I'm a leing assulted so that means that I trying to get another job or any circumstances and then R my background this is going to be it cuz I'm a wholesome ass but not right now obviously it's the fact that why can't I get it a chance before going to jail damn there was no opportunity does that mean I have to be like taking my whole clothes off and wear other outfits I don't feel like you're lying I seen the movie well if you already know why you ask cuz I experienced it but since you work here so I feel like you know it's different if you ask me like oh how is Le thing's going to be and then how to get Apartments I will tell you how the process goes I don't know never been arrested so I don't know but I feel like you know the process though since you arrest people you should know the same way that people tell me you should know the credit score I do know the credit score and I'm being honest I'll tell you you're supposed to have more than 600 I'm supposed to move on Monday and obviously it's not going to happen and especially labor weekend that means I don't have no court case after after Labor Day weekend I don't know it's facts you don't have to really lie to me
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