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All right. Clearly Uh >> [screaming] [screaming] >> What's up, everybody? I hope you guys are ready for a crazy episode. We have a spoiled brat who caused a crash and is plastered out of her mind. But first, I want to show you this possessed stripper fight the cops and get tased. Without further ado, let's get started. >> [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] >> So, on one hand, I love that he's threatening to pepper spray her because those are my favorite kind of videos. Now, on the other hand, I don't think this is the right location. He's in such a tiny little lobby. If he unloads his pepper spray on her, everybody's going to be feeling it. And every single customer that walks out of there is going to feel it. So, I don't think it's the right spot. The best play would be to drag her ass outside and then pepper spray her and tase her for good measure. >> [clears throat] >> I don't know if tips were slow for a long time, but let me just say that she's not going to get good tips with an attitude like that. If I were to see her out of the blue and not know any context, I would think she's more qualified to be a warlock or a scarecrow than a stripper. Most of them are in the car. So, I just want to fact-check her real quick. She did say her name is Layla Phillips and she works there. And her name might be Layla, but she certainly doesn't work there anymore. Because if I was the owner and I saw this deranged stripper that is literally scaring off customers, she wouldn't work there any longer. Sorry, lady, but it's a little late to threaten to crash out because you've been crashing out for the last 10 minutes. Now, on the other hand, why is she making demands? Why does she think she will decide which officer she rides with, who will be present, and how the arrest is going to go down? Lady, you are not in control anymore. If you want to keep your freedom of movement, then you shouldn't commit crimes. It's that simple. >> Put me in your car. You're under arrest. You're under arrest. >> here? Why is he right here? He's a [ __ ] He's a [ __ ] Why is this [ __ ] right here? No, he's a [ __ ] Get in the I don't want to be nowhere near here. I don't want to be nowhere near here. I'm in the car. You're going to jail. Sorry. >> I don't want to be nowhere near here. >> It's just her. See? No, he can't take me nowhere. I'm taking A [ __ ] ass [ __ ] can't take me in. I'm taking you. You need to get in the car now. >> Why? Because you're being a clown. >> Because I feel like he's a [ __ ] I didn't even pinch you. I didn't kick you, bro. I kicked him. And he's a [ __ ] >> No, you kicked me. >> Why are you touching me? Will you please get in the car, please? >> Why are you touching me, bro? >> Get in the car, please. Why do I have to? Cuz I'm asking you to nicely. >> Why am I under arrest? Because of my my right to say whatever the [ __ ] I want to cuz he's a [ __ ] Cuz your mom is a [ __ ] Why? Because you didn't listen to [ __ ] I was saying before he put me in here. Is that an issue? Bro, why are you touching me, bro? Cuz you're being a child. Why are you touching No, why? For my right to say whatever I want to? And I have a right to tell you your mom's a [ __ ] Your mom raised a [ __ ] What are you talking about? Your mom raised this [ __ ] Bro, let me go. You're being a damn child. Stop. What did I do? You just kicked me again, so there's another felony. >> not. You did. Get in the god car. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're like kicking me, bro. Get in the god car. Stop touching me. You're going to jail. You have two felonies now. You're going to jail. >> For my right to tell you that y'all are being You can't kick me in the chest. >> I never kicked you. Get in You did. You're making me. Get in the car. Get in the car now. >> me, bro. You just kicked the unit again. I never kicked you. I never kicked you. You're going to get tased. Bro, for what? >> Shut the door now, or I'll just shut the door. >> You want to tase me for fun? Are you okay? Here. Oh, you're touching me for fun. Ow. >> Get in the car. Ow. [screaming] For fun. You [ __ ] did it for fun. You need to get in the car. For fun. Get in the car. >> For fun. Put your feet in the car. >> For fun. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I think we're going to have to return this prototype to the factory because it is clearly defective. It keeps repeating for fun, for fun, for absolutely no reason. Now, clearly, this is a manufacturer's problem. Although we could try to factory reset it by giving it a high dose of electricity, I think that's probably the best route here. For [ __ ] fun. We're not playing here, you know. >> For fun. For fun. Y'all doing this [ __ ] for fun? >> We're doing this because you committed a felony. >> Cuz I told you your mom's a [ __ ] Cuz you're a [ __ ] >> You're under arrest. You're doing this [ __ ] for fun cuz your mom's a [ __ ] Stop touching me. Get in the car. >> Stop touching me. Get in the car. >> Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Get in Stop touching me. the car. Stop touching me. Why are you touching me? Because you're not listening. >> Why are you touching me? You're being a child. Why are you touching me? Why are you touching me? Stop. Why are you touching me? Why are you touching me, bro? Stop, bro. Why are you doing that? How old are you? Why the [ __ ] are you pushing me in the car? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Move. Move. Why are you pushing me in here? I didn't do [ __ ] to you. You're going to jail. I didn't do [ __ ] to you. The dogs were were This is a felony. Bro, stop. Get out of the car. Stop touching me. Stop touching me, bro. Get on the ground. >> Bro, stop touching me. >> the ground. Get on the ground. >> Why are you touching me? >> you want to get in the car? Why are you touching me? Get on the ground. >> Why are you touching me? >> [screaming] >> Get on the ground. Ow. You okay? Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. >> [screaming] >> Ow. Stop. Get up. Stop grabbing me. Stop. Bro, watch out. >> [screaming] >> Taser, taser, taser. Taser. Go for her. Now, if there was ever anyone that deserved to get tased, it was this lady. I mean, holy [ __ ] How the hell does she even get customers with a voice like that? It's like nails on a chalkboard. If I were one of her dissatisfied customers, I would immediately ask for a refund because her voice is definitely a buzzkill. Stop kicking me. Stop, bro. You're going to be tased again. No, you're being a child. Bro, get off of me. Stop. Yeah, I will. [ __ ] her. No, just stop talking. >> Stop talking. >> I can't breathe. You can breathe just fine. >> No, I can't. You're talking and you're breathing just fine. No. What's your name? Miller? Hollander. Please, can you please just turn me over? Once you're in the hobble. >> No, like I No. No, can >> No. Can you please turn me over? All right. They tased me already. I can't breathe. And I'm trying to tell you that I can't breathe. And I can't I can't I literally So, who is What's your first >> I have asthma. >> name? Leila. Leila, you're going to jail, all right? You're getting >> you flip me over? multiple felony charges. Can you flip me over? Yes, we're going to roll you on your side. >> now? No. I'm going to Please, no, no, right now. Hey, I'm going to pull the probes out of your back. >> Okay, do it. Okay. So that he can flip me over so I can breathe. Please. Wait, can you get off me? I can't Nobody's on you. No, it seem like you're kind of on me, sir. And I can't breathe. Can you just twist me? No. I can't breathe. Just relax there for a second. Wait wait, sir. Sir. Just relax. Just let me for a second. >> Leila, Leila. I'm asking you. Yeah, I'm asking you. I'm asking you for a second cuz I'm Lay on your side. You can breathe. No, I like can't. You're talking right now. You can breathe. Can Can you let me back on my back? I can't breathe. Please. Twist like turn me, please. You're okay right now. >> Can you turn me? You're okay right now. >> No, like I can't. Like can you just breathe me? What do you mean just breathe you? You know that they cannot physically go into your lungs and breathe for you. And if you meant just breed me, trust me, that's out of the question because no one wants to breed you, especially not tonight. Now, instead of shipping her to the Vatican for an exorcism, which is what they should have done, they brought her to the hospital, and she was still going ballistic. Let it out. No. They told me they're not scared of me. Now you're going in the chair. What? Now you're going in the chair. Bro, stop. Because I asked for them to let me go. I have to sit down. Bro, stop. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Sit down. >> What about this is helping y'all? Sit down. They just told you I'm Do not scratch me. They just told [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] is Hey, stop touching me. Stop touching me. What is the point? What is the point? What is the point? You told my eye, [ __ ] You're not hurt. Bro, stop faking, bro. Please, stop touching me. >> Stop moving. Stop touching me. [ __ ] get your whole ass off of me, bro. Get off of me. Y'all ain't forcing me. They're not scared of me. Y'all the only ones that Stop [ __ ] touching me then. You go. Grabbing me. No. You're grabbing me. >> kicking cops then. Stop touching me. What are you talking about? Why are y'all touching me? And they just told y'all they're not scared of me, bro. They literally just let me open the door to tell y'all that they're not scared of me. So, why the [ __ ] is you touching me? Because we're arresting you. >> real scared. You look real [ __ ] scared. Bro, get off me. You having fun? No. You like touching little girls' legs? [ __ ] You clearly do. No, I don't. Bro, let me go. So, why are you touching me? They just came here and said that they're not scared of me, and that they were trying to let me let y'all let me loose. Hold on. Get in the y'all are [ __ ] touching me. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Wait, hang on. Stop touching me, bro. Y'all weak as a [ __ ] Everybody in this [ __ ] weak. And [ __ ] you You pulling that [ __ ] tight as [ __ ] Do y'all think I don't have hip to them? Cuz y'all [ __ ] stupid. Stop touching me. I don't have It ain't [ __ ] I can do. Stop. It's nothing I can do. >> Stop. For what? Y'all happy. What you mean stop? Stop [ __ ] touching me. You happy. You happy. Bro, stop touching me. Stop. Stop. >> Stop grabbing my hand. No, for what? Y'all have me. Why are you touching me? Y'all have me. Why are you touching me? I love it when you have a suspect that says, "Don't touch me. Why are you grabbing me? Why are you touching me?" But then they act in a way that makes the officer have no choice but to secure the suspect. It's like, if you don't want to be touched, why not just act like a civilized human being? Just try that for 10 minutes. You'll see, it works wonders. What can I do What can I do with my [ __ ] arm? What can I do with it? What can I do with it for you? Bro, Move. >> [screaming] >> Ow. Bro, I wasn't even just doing [ __ ] Why are y'all doing this? Bro. Can you just take this off? Cuz I wasn't even just doing nothing. Can y'all please take this off? I literally can't breathe. Stop! No, stop! I wasn't It's tight! It's tight! I can't do anything. Stop, bro! I just said it's tight! Don't grab me. I'm not even doing nothing, sir! I'm not grabbing you! Stop [ __ ] with my wrist! Do you want this on or off? If you want to take this off my head, then I don't have nothing, bro. You lost that privilege now. Ow! Ow! Why is it so tight? Why is it so tight? Why is it so tight on the wrist? Why is it so tight on the wrist? Sir, why is it so tight on the wrist? Sir, I can't feel my wrist. You see it? >> [laughter] >> You see that [ __ ] Y'all wrong! You dead wrong, you big ass [ __ ] You did that! You did that! You did me on purpose! Can y'all let my head go? No. It's nothing I can do! That's the point. Can you just loosen it? Look, look at my eyes. That's perfectly fine. Look at my eyes. You can't hurt anybody anymore. I'm not trying to hurt When was I ever trying to hurt you? >> When you just bit me. Can you just loosen it off my eyeballs? >> No. Look at my eyes! It's fine. Ma'am! I'm done! Look at me. You told me you were going to cooperate. >> I told you! I told you I was cooperating with you. What did I do? When they opened the door, they didn't ask me to cooperate. They put me in this. All right, so she was charged with battery, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, and drug-related offenses. And for some odd reason, the judge thought that this is someone that you need to release in society with a $2,000 bond. I don't know why, but that's what happened. Now, we're going to switch gears a little bit and go from one of the most degenerate banshees I've ever covered to one of the drunkest woman I've ever covered. Take a look at this. So, someone reported you hitting a car. Can you tell me what happened? Can you move your car over here? Yes. Okay. Where were you parked initially? Right here. Wait. You just said you moved your car. Well, I was over there, and I was like, okay, let me park over here so I I like can Okay. All right. All right, so I see red marks here. And that BMW does have a mark on there, too. All right. Listen. When you hit a car, you're supposed to stay in the parking lot, right? Leave a note with your name, insurance, address, phone number. Okay? Do you have any of that on you? Yeah, I do. Can I Can I get that from you? Ma'am? Yes. How much have you been drinking tonight? Barely. Okay. Over here. Just behind this car. All right. So, clearly Go Go right there. So, you're clearly under the influence. Okay. I'm going to ask you a few questions if you don't mind. Okay. Are you diabetic or anything like that? >> You don't take any kind of medication? >> No. Physical impairments? No. No? Okay. Do you wear glasses or contacts? >> I mean, this woman is so wasted, she almost walked through the police officer. If he didn't push her back, she would have went right on top of him. I mean, at this point, do we even need to do the FSTs? We probably don't, but it sure will be entertaining. Now, as usual, I'm going to skip around. I feel like this video has been long enough already, but I'm going to show you all the hilarious parts. Can you do me a favor? All right, you can keep your hands like this to to help hold your head, okay? Yes, sir. Keep your head straight. So you can follow your eyes only. Can you stop moving your head? So, make a fist. Put it directly under your chin. Follow your eyes only, okay? So, I got two more exercises. Okay. Okay. So, you don't mind doing them? Go ahead. Okay. So, just hang tight right here, all right? Much later. I I can't explain it again. One. Two. Three. Uh What? Okay, you're going to go You're going to be going down this line, okay? Oh, what? You made it sound like you were going that way. No, I'm just demonstrating. >> Okay. Okay. All right, I can start all over, all right? >> Go ahead. So, I'm going to place you back in the starting position. Yeah. So, put your left foot on the line. Okay. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Turn. Okay. So, I didn't tell you to begin, but I'm going to put you in the starting position, okay? So, in the starting position, so you're going to go back over there. One eternity later. And then also Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. And then I do it back. Okay, you got to You just take these small steps. Man, this lady is something else. If they didn't stop her, she would have walked all the way in the bushes. Now, obviously, at this point, they had more than enough evidence to arrest her, so they decided to whip out the handcuffs. Are the cuffs Are they comfortable? Are they too tight? Yeah. All right, okay. Yeah, they're on. Okay. I'll tighten a little bit, okay? Why am I in handcuffs? You want to stop Stop turning. Stop turning. >> Okay, well, I'm We'll explain it in a minute. Okay, so right now you're under arrest with DUI. All right. All right, ma'am. Step this way. For what? 0.15. I got 0.10. Ma'am, step over here. So, in the end, she blew more than 0.2. She was at over triple the legal limit, and she got busted for DUI and hit-and-run. Now, that's it for the video. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to subscribe. We're almost at 200,000 subscribers. Thank you for that in advance, and I'll see you guys on the next one.

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