Hello. Hey, I'm Officer Barnes. Hi, sir. Hi, sir. Took a while to stop, huh? Yeah. I was trying to get I want to make sure I was out the way of the rest of the e-way. The rest of the e-way? Yeah. Anybody riding past or whatever? I want to make sure I was on the side. Okay. All right. You have your uh driver's license insurance? Yep. How many we have in here? Too many. Too many? Yes, sir. Make it to the hospital. hospital. That's where you're pregnant. Congratulations to your baby. Ain't no congratulations. Mother, stop freaking. So, we got one, two, three, four, five, six. We just try to make it. All right. I have my actual driver's license. My driver. Where you guys coming from tonight? Coming from the Embassy Suites. Okay. A little party. Yeah. Nice. Trying to get home back to the west side. Uh, so I imagine there might have been a little drinking tonight at the party. Are you the DD designated driver? Uh, yeah. No, I'm cool. Okay. I'm straight. All right. I'm just going to do a couple window tests real quick. Real simple. Okay. Um, you know the alphabet, right? Mhm. Okay. So, what we'll have you do is, uh, start with the letter D. and stop at the letter T. So D to T. Okay. A B D E D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T. Okay. And then you know how to count, correct? Mhm. Okay. So start at 57 and just count down ending at 35. 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 Good. Okay. All right. So, I'm just waiting on one more officer real quick. So, right now I am actually on a on a DUI detail. So, we're out here just making sure everybody's safe, right? Driving home because we want everybody to get home safely, too. Yes, ma'am. All right. When he gets here, if you don't mind, I'm just going to have you come out to the sidewalk over here. We'll just do a couple quick tests and then we'll get you on your way. Okay. Sound good? Yep. Sound good to me? 111. All right. Yeah, he's here. So, we'll just go we'll go over here on the sidewalk. Yep. You can get up. Nobody go to me. stuff. Do you have is there anybody else too that you guys can call to maybe get an extra seat for for her? Because I don't want her sitting on a lap on the way home unless she can fit in the back seat. Okay. On the sidewalk. Yeah, let's do it on the sidewalk just cuz it's flat. Okay. It's clear debris. Um, you know, the lighting's not bad. Um, okay. So, I'm just going to do a simple eye test first. Do you have any issues with your eyes at all? Uh, I supposed to wear glasses. I got on my contacts though. You got contacts in right now? And you're supposed to wear glasses for like nighttime driving or whatnot? Okay. All right. Uh, any recent head injuries or anything like that? Nothing. Okay. So, I'm going to use the tip of my finger as a stimulus. Can you see the tip of my finger? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, just watch the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Don't move your head. Okay. Understand? Yep. Okay. [Music] All right. Same thing. Just the tip of my finger with your eyes. Your eyes only. Don't move your head. Okay. All right. And I'm going to go straight up. Just keep just follow the tip of my finger with your eyes. Don't move your head. Okay. Okay. All right. And then the next one, what we're going to do, we're going to imagine there's an imaginary line here. I'm going to use this one as an example. So, for now, I'm going to have you take your right foot, put it in front of your left foot, touching heel to toe. Do you want to Would you be more comfortable in doing it barefoot? Yeah. Just cuz sandals might be a little tricky. And I just got these for a birthday. Oh, nice. I like them. Under Armour. They're cute, right? They are. They are very cute. All right. So, when I tell you to start with your right foot in front of your uh left foot, touching heel to toe, arms at your side, you're going to take nine consecutive steps. So, it's going to look like this. One, two, three. And then you're going to take a series after nine steps, just pivot like this. And then same thing, nine steps back. I got two. Three. Okay. So, nine consecutive steps. You can count out loud. 1 2 3 4 5 6 So after nine after your nine steps, you're going to take a turn, right? And then nine steps back. [Music] Do you feel like you've done nine steps back? No, I don't feel like I've done that. Okay. [Music] Now, I feel like Okay, sounds good. Why don't you turn this way and face me? Turn. Just go ahead and turn around. Okay. So, last test is going to be the last uh one of these tests is going to be the one leg stand. When I tell you to, you're going to stick one foot out with your toe extended and your foot about 6 in off the ground. And you're going to count 1 1,00 2 100 3 100 to 30. I'm doing that till 10. Till 30. Till 30? Yep. Till 30. Okay. So, when I tell you to Give me one second. I'm not ready. Hold on. Let me know when you're ready. Let me get my feet ready. All right. One 30 30 sound like a lot. And I got a feet. Okay. All right. So, so feet together, hands at your side. You either whichever foot you want to raise in 30 seconds counting out loud. Ready? Can I raise it backwards? Am I got to pee? Okay. You can start whenever. Oh, nope. So, you're going to remember you're going to stick your foot out like this. Legs forward. Yeah. Legs straight out. Do it count if I got to pee. Can I pee? Not really. No. Okay. Wait. Let me hold the pee up cuz I got to pee like a mother. Wait. It's the pee that's really me up. Okay. I got to hold that pee up. All right. Hold that. Yeah. Hold that pee. Maybe do the test. So it don't distract you, right? I got I got it. I got to hold that pee, though. All right. I got to pee like a mother. And you said you just want me to hold my leg up. Yeah. Oh, just saying you It's It's starting to leak. Yeah. I'm have to pee on myself. I got to pee. I can't pee right here. No, you can't pee right there. I can't turn around. No. So, why don't we do the Yeah, let's just let's do this. It'll distract you. Okay. What if I pee on myself while I'm doing it? Well, I I really hope against me, would it? I won't count that against you, okay? Cuz I really got to pee. All right, so let's try this. Feet together, arms at your side. You're going to extend one foot with your legs straight out and you're going to count 1 1,00 2 1,00 till 30. Okay, try to get your legs straight out and look down at your toe. Okay, look down at your toe, too. Wait, what do you want me to do? Keep that. Okay. All right. That's good. 100,000. You're good. 15 1,000. You're good. You can stop. You're good. Okay. How do you You really You really had to pee. Yeah, I really did. I'm sorry. Okay. So, let me ask you this. It's really not classic. Okay, that's okay. I mean, hey, it happens. It's It's I got to pee. I I get it. I totally get it. I've been there. So, let me ask you this. Right. You guys were at the embassy, right? Having a little party. Okay. M How long ago did you have your last drink? Um probably like an hour ago at this point. Do you remember what kind of drink it was? It was a tequila mixed with two different juices. I had a strawberry lemonade and I had a tampo fruit punch. Okay. About an hour ago. Yep. Okay. How how many drinks total did you have? Um probably like three. Three. Yep. Okay. So, let me get this started. We're just going to do a a breathalyzer. You okay with doing that? I'm cool. Okay. I think I should be good. Get my little sisters and me home. I got to pee though. I ain't going to lie. I got to pee. Can I just go pee over here? We're almost done. Okay. Big breath. You're going to seal your lips around it and just breath. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Nice. Okay. So, you know what the legal limit is in Illinois? Uh80. Okay. So, you're at a 0.159. Okay. So, that is all right. Twice the legal limit. So, a little high. I just did all the test. Right now, I'm going to be placing you under arrest for DUI. Okay. So, go ahead. Yeah. Turn your turn your turn on. Put your hands behind your back. Whatever. Mhm. I wish I had me do all them testing. Uh, we have to. They're standardized shield so brightening tests. Hey, prey, can you just keep an eye on the car? Who's going to take care of my car? Well, we're going to we're going to sort that out in a little bit. Hold on. Don't move. Hold on. Stay there. Stay there. What did you forest? It's all good. Hey, you're going to be released in a couple hours. Arrest in a couple hours. I ain't going to release in a couple hours. My birthday May 27, bro. Y'all blast, bro. Get the off me. Y'all going to take me to jail, right? Let me act the fool. Let me act the fool. Let me act the fool. No. Ain't no I'm going to go to jail, right? Let me act the fool. Get my shoes. Get my shoes. I will get your shoes. I'm going to get y'all. Some [ __ ] ass. Okay, everybody. Everybody, please do. Everybody, everybody, this is not helping. Y'all mad cuz I just want to pass out. Don't get on me. Everybody, please. We're not trying to. She's the one doing this. Everybody back up now. Back up now. I know. I know. Alissa, I don't get no [ __ ] You got kids. Y'all ass don't got no reason to be arresting me, bro. I just passed all y'all test. Get the off me. Get the off me, bro. Leave my car. Leave my car. Stop me. Stop me. No. No. Hey guys, everybody now please everybody. Everybody please. I'm not going to jail for my birthday. I'm not getting in this [ __ ] [Music] Help me. Do you have anything in your pockets? Help me. Sit down. I'm going to jail. Y'all going to make it hard. Relax. I'm going to make a heart. Since I'm going to jail, I'm going to make a heart. Get the off. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. [Applause] Okay, bro. No, I'm not going to jail for a birthday. Get the off me, guys. Everyone back up. Back off now. Back. Back off. Y'all could just let us go. Y'all could just let us go. Y'all could just let us go. Y'all could just let us go. Y'all would just let us go home, bro. We're done with this. Yeah, we're done. Okay, let me calm her down. I know. Okay. Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. Please. Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the hole. Get in the car. Just go. We're done. Stop touching me. Excuse me. I don't want officer. Officer, I'm with you. Tell him stop touching me. Tell him stop touching me. Tell him stop touching me. [ __ ] ass. Stop touching me. Stop touching me, [ __ ] ass. Stop touching me, [ __ ] ass. Stop touching me, [ __ ] ass. Stop touching me, [ __ ] ass. Be in a couple hours. Drive my car home. Right. It's my car going home. That ain't my car going home. We'll take care of the car. It's my car going home. 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