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What is it? >> Okay, I'm First name? Can you spell it for me? What? Can you spell it for me? What's your middle name? I don't have a middle name. No middle or last name? My last name is it. Date of birth? >> writing this down though? Date of Cuz I just watched you smoke weed and then throw it behind you. You think I'm stupid? Come on now. That's why That's why you got to stop. All right. What's your What's your date of birth? Now is your chance to grab a mouse or your finger and click the like button like you have never clicked it before. All right. What's your What's your date of birth? What? I'm sorry. >> All right. Hold on. Just hang out Hang out over here. You're not part of this right now. Thank you. Did you enjoy it? Yeah. What part of the military? I was in the Air Force. Air Force? Sorry, sir. It was CPD if that makes it any better. Okay. Just real quick. All right. Put your hands behind your back. All right. So, you guys are obviously being detained, okay? Yeah. So, when I read you your Miranda rights, do you understand that you have the right to remain Yes. silent? You have the right to talk to a lawyer before you ask me any questions. Do you understand that? You have the right to talk to a lawyer before You have the right to talk to a lawyer before we ask you any questions. Do you understand that? Yes. 10-02. Are they both suspects or paying clients? >> [music] >> All right, miss What's your What's your What What Do you have two last names or what's the deal? No. You don't You don't have two last names? No. Okay. Spell your first name again. Yeah, can you try the uh First name can be different. Yeah. Are you searching for me? Have you been in trouble before? Be straight up with me. Never? I don't get stopped by cops. Okay. Well, again, that's that's that's That's why I asked if you'd been in trouble before. Um Where'd you throw it? Behind you? I have I didn't throw it. If I'm being honest with you. It could be anywhere around you. If I'm being so honest with you. I would tell you if I knew where it In Florida, a police officer witnessing a person smoking Mary Jane on a beach typically triggers an immediate police intervention because recreational Mary Jane use is illegal and public consumption of medical Mary Jane is strictly prohibited. Even with a medical card, smoking in a public place, which explicitly includes public beaches under state statutes, is illegal. Where'd you throw it? Behind you? I have I didn't throw it. If I'm being honest with you. It could be anywhere around you. If I'm being so honest with you. I would tell you if I knew You guys are obviously being detained. No. Do you have a bag? I'm naked. I told you I was naked. >> Do you guys have your stuff right there? Yeah. All right. Hang tight. Spell your first name again for me cuz you're not coming back and it's Honestly, I'm about to put you in handcuffs in about a minute. Okay. I lied. My name is Yeah. Okay. So, why do we Why are we lying about our name? I don't understand that. Because I was scared. >> Okay. So, why would you be scared? Why would you lie about your name if it's just Okay. I Have you been in trouble before? Is this why you're lying? in trouble, but like I was scared. Okay. >> I'm not going to lie. I'm black. Okay. I'm not going to lie. I'm black. I'm black. If you don't sit your $5 wanna-be foundational Black American down before I make change. The only thing black about you is your baritone voice. Now, I know that we live in the age of AI, but I'm not going to allow this suspect, who possibly has fresh Mexican sand on the bottom of her feet, to convince me that she is black. Okay. I'm not going to lie. I'm black. Okay. Well, you I don't know. Well, it's cops scare Okay. So, you got scared, which is why you lied about your name. Same last name. You have a middle name? No, I don't. You don't have a middle name? You certain? I swear. Okay. Do you have two last names or is it just Okay. And your date of birth is what? Okay. 10-017 central. Can we try that again when you have a I hope you didn't You didn't lie for a second time, correct? No. No. I swear. >> Okay. Okay. You scared me. I'm not going to lie. >> Okay. You scared me real bad. >> [music] >> Understood. You know, I told you I'm black. I'm scared of cops. If it doesn't come back, just know we're just going No. I'm not You got to what? Yo. Yo. You wouldn't You wouldn't cool with that, though. I know. I honestly You know, I'm not I'm not lying to you. Hey, just take a seat over here now. Just hang out here. Where'd you throw the roach? I don't know. I really didn't How you know it was called the roach? You smoke? Cuz I know I've been around I've been I've been around for a while. >> You smoke? Yeah, as a cop I smoked. That's probably not the best idea, right? Did I Did I Did I um Did I drug test? Yes, you got drug tested as a cop. That is correct. I mean, technically You said you have Where's your belongings at? You said right there? Yeah, but like the roach is literally thrown right there. Okay, but you understand that because you're smoking weed, right? And you have narcotics on you, that gives me the right to search your person and stuff. >> No, I understand. Do you have anything in your bag that we need to know about? No, but like I'm telling you Okay, which one's your bag? My I don't have a bag. You just said your bag was over there. No. Okay. Our stuff was over there. I don't have a bag. What's your stuff? Like Like there. Okay. Can we Can I'm at the beach. I didn't bring anything. You're high right now. You're smoking weed at the beach. >> I'm not We just lit it. We just sparked it right now. I'm not going to lie. I'm not even high. Like You know, you're a cop. I get it. But I just sparked up. I ain't even get to get high. I get you. So, why'd you throw it? You know that's littering, too, right? I mean, you guys can keep searching I'm not going to search. I'm going to I'm going to wind up writing you tickets for littering and smoking and smoking weed. Yes. Litter? Yo, why you come littering? Yes, police in Florida can give you a ticket for littering if you throw Mary Jane on the ground. Under the Florida litter law, litter is broadly defined to include any personal property, trash, or substance in any form. But since the suspect claims to be black and this incident occurred shortly after Black History Month, there is a possibility that the police might cut her a break. Come littering? Bro, there's so many people here though. Like everybody's littering realistically. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't understand like But you're over here toking up on the beach. No one else is toking up on the beach right now. You You were over here smoking. Fumes were The The cloud was above you. Look like Cheech & Chong. What's the deal with us? Huh? [music] Okay. No, I'mma stop talking. I don't want to get arrested. I don't want to get arrested. Okay. Just saying. Okay. So, If you If you feel like arresting me, I don't want to get arrested. >> Okay. So, then tell me which one's your bag over here. >> No, I genuinely Like when I tell you I genuinely don't have a bag. Okay. Like I only brought a towel with me and my phone. Okay. Cuz I don't We wanted to walk on the strip, so like we don't really get or bring lunch with us. Cuz like Valley boats, strangers, St. Patrick's Day. I don't want to get my stuff stolen, you feel me? I got you. What are you? What am I? I'm a human. Human? I'm a human. Human? Like are you Cuban? What are you? I'm telling them I I have anything. Okay. So, if you don't have anything, where's your bag and No. Well, you came here with clothes on, correct? >> Yes, but it's not here on the beach. Like genuinely >> Where is it? >> Yo, when I tell you, swear to God, like So, where is it? in the car. Like I genuinely can't even tell you where the car is. I didn't drive here. Okay. So, like I genuinely told you I'm not. How many people y'all stop today? A lot. A lot. And you're all over here smoking up on the beach. And there's kids around. I don't see no kids. Point me out a kid. Uh well, you got That's not 500 million feet away. No, no. Okay. No. I don't know what you Okay, but I want to talk to you. Mind me talking to you? Do you mind me talking to you? No, you can talk. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm not saying that. I'm a talker. I like talking. People talk when they get nervous. Hold on. Stop this video. Subscribe with all notifications on to your number one analyst, The Prime Analyzer. And you can be one of the first to watch me analyze videos like these. People talk when they get nervous. Well, I'm not nervous at all, if I'm being honest. Okay. But I'm talking to you because like why not? I I like human interaction. >> Like I said Man, y'all shouldn't be smoking up, man. If you want to smoke up, go smoke up in your car or some [ __ ] not on the beach where people are at. We don't smoke up. We're hot. You and your I know you smoke weed before. Don't lie to me. Definitely. Respect the police. Respect, for real. Sorry. Respect. How old are you? Old enough. Old enough? 28. Wrong. Huh? 30. Ready? So, uh All right, so here's how it's going to go. You're You're going to get a citation for smoking on the beach and littering because you threw that uh roach. I literally didn't even So, you're going to Both of y'all are going to hang here. Both of y'all are going to hang here. Where's your car? Your closest car is closer. Right there. I'll pull up. Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm that That's my father there. Hey, so listen. I don't know if this has been explained to you, but I don't need you getting all worked up, right? I've been cool with you. Just give me the ticket. You can just You can just sit there and wait. I don't want to talk. Exactly. I just didn't litter. You're not going to go anywhere. I got it. Yeah, just give me Just give me the ticket. That's all I want. What? $50. Where Where are y'all from? Orlando. 32. Wrong. You're older than that. How long y'all been here? Like 2 2 hours. Yeah, like not that long, to be honest. We just got here. You with all these people here? I I don't even know How old are y'all? No. And how old are you? No we're not. I'm I don't know who you just pointed to, but we're not with any of the people you just pointed to. What's the 666 stand for? No, not devil. Huh? Angel numbers. I'm trying to get it covered, dog, because a lot of people think of it as an satanic devil way, and I'm like I'm going to say cuz of that. I got you. Yeah. Did you You thought of it as an No, I just saw the tattoos on your leg. I have some on my arms, too. Do you have any tattoos on your hand, or the wolf? Yeah. Wolf tattoos or Couple other ones. Is this going to take very long? Yes. Yes? Not long. 20 minutes tops. 31. Wrong. There it is. How old are you? I'm old. Huh? That's not the blonde. Look like the blonde. It's not. You are wrong. >> [laughter] >> She always this talkative? I'm always talking. I talk so much, you don't understand. The weed or what? She's nervous. No, it's not the weed. It's not nervous. I talk to everyone that comes in front of me. I don't know. You seem nervous. No, I'm not nervous. People talk when they're nervous. How do you know I'm nervous? The people who talk are nervous, and you're talking a lot. No. I I just want to be friendly with you. Uh-huh. Can you take some human decency? Can I take human decency? >> Yeah, I'm just having human decency, niceness. I'm not talking a lot. I mean, if you want me to really shut the [ __ ] up, if you say if I shut the [ __ ] up or I go to jail, then I'll shut the [ __ ] up. As much as I'm against profanity and racism, I don't necessarily believe it would be considered racist or against [music] police department policy if this cop were to say to this self-proclaimed black woman, "Shut your black ass up." If you say if I shut the [ __ ] up or I go to jail, then I'll shut the [ __ ] up. No, don't say Don't say don't Don't say I think you should probably close your yap, honestly. What? You should close it. I have a big yap. Seems that way. Maybe Maybe it's the weed, or maybe it's you're nervous, but I told you I'm even getting smacked at all. Okay. You guys came as soon as we started. What time Y'all Y'all both from down here? No. New York. No. I'm from New York. Okay. Where you from? Here. Here? Yo, what's the craziest person like you've ever arrested? Can you tell me that? Either of y'all have medical cards? No, I No, that weed is cut right now with fentanyl. You know that, right? Our weed Our weed is not covered with fentanyl. I'm not doing fentanyl. I'll tell you now, if you don't get it from there and you're going to keep smoking, I'd get a medical card. I've never been Cuz Does that help for real? I've never gotten >> listen. I've I've seen two kids aged from 18 to 22, 23 die over overdose smoking weed. That's not my stuff. That's not my truth. All right, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a bother. You're good. I'm just asking. What? We're just getting a ticket. They're getting They're getting tickets. Oh, really? It's just that you know, I just saw one of you, and I was just like, I don't know what's happening, you know? I'm on the other side of the situation. I'm concerned. I got you. But yeah, they're they're they're hanging with me for now, and when I get the ticket, he gets over here. I got you. I just want to make sure that they're good, we're good. Yeah. You're good. You're good, and they're good. I appreciate it. Yeah, you guys are good. So, if we had a medical card right now, what would that do? It would do nothing. You're smoking on the beach. Medical card means you could buy weed, and you could smoke at your house. Doesn't mean you can smoke in your car. It doesn't mean you can smoke in Just for you, I'm going to go get a medical card. Do whatever you got to do. I could. Yeah, I could. Sure you could. Does the thing that we are smoking like You can't smoke in Just because weed is legal No, CBD No, that doesn't count, right? Does CBD count? Huh? You can't smoke on the You can't smoke on the beach at all. Doesn't Doesn't matter what it is. Yes. Can't at all. Can't drink, can't smoke. No. Okay, so like let's say we were smoking a cigarette. What would you Would you do all this? Yeah. Really? Wow. Yeah. Would you at least be like, "Stop smoking a cigarette"? Huh? Can I ask How much you get paid an How much you get paid an That's a disrespectful question, ain't it? I mean, I'm I'm a server. I get paid $9 an Okay. How much you get paid an Enough. 80. Higher? Higher? Stop trying to ignore me. Yeah, you a cop. You a cop. You work for the state. 23, 24, 25. I'd say That's my range. Yeah, you nodded at me. I'm going to take it as a yeah. Bro, my Do you still think I'm annoying? Am I keeping you entertained? Kind of. What? Kind of. That's a lie. You're not keeping me entertained. No, I'm just You're trying to act all up. You know you're entertained. Okay, okay. Don't look at me like that. I don't want to get arrested. Did you get scared? Is that why you threw it in the bushes? I genuinely did not. I don't even remember that. Like I told you, you can look I know I know it's I know it's in there. You already told me you threw it in there, and I watched you throw it in there. >> I didn't throw it. I know I never told you I threw it in there. Be honest. Be honest. You said you got rid of it cuz you were scared. Is that not what you told me? No, I'm No, I told you I didn't get rid of it. I don't even know where that [ __ ] is. Like I told you, look in the sand, look in the bushes. I can't zone them. I got you. If I'm telling you where to look, that obviously means I don't even know where it is. Okay. But I told you I'm scared because I'm black, and I'm I'm light-skinned. Yeah. You know, it's one thing to pull the race card, but it's a totally different dynamic to make attempts to sell another group's race card. [music] You know what? Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm not doing enough research. Perhaps there might be some type of Mary Jane out there that could possibly alter a person's mentality Yeah. into believing that they are black. Yikes. I told you I'm scared because I'm black and I'm I'm light-skinned, yeah, but I'm scared of cops because Why you scared of cops? I've been cool this whole time, haven't I? No, you have been cool. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. But realistically You can't lie what? Black people get shot for no reason by cops. Killed for no reason by Every race does. Okay, but let's be honest. Be honest about what? About Black people be dying by cops for real. Like realistically, I'm not trying to say that you be out here shooting people, but I'm trying to tell you that realistically, in general, it is something that happens. >> And where And where do you base that off of? What? >> you base that off of? I base that over cases. I base that over real-life scenarios, and I base that over over situations that happen in real life. Okay. Yeah. Well, everybody every everybody's entitled to their opinion. What What's your opinion? Huh? What's your opinion? I'm not going to go into that. I'm trying to go I'm open-minded. I don't care what's your opinion. My opinion is my opinion. Your opinion is your opinion. >> That's the beauty of that. That's the beauty of that. >> opinion, and it's probably different from my opinion realistically because you're a cop. Maybe You know, honest I don't believe that you're like that. I'm not saying that generally cops just like racism this that. I'm not saying that that's you, but I'm saying generally in America that is something that happens. Just Am I your favorite person you pulled over? Be honest. No. Be honest. No, you're not. No? No. I don't know. Cuz you talk too much. >> [music] >> Think? No, I know. All right. Listen, you two, come here. Sit up right against here, okay? He's He's got to do paperwork, so it's it's going >> I just wanted to check up on her. I just wanted to check up on her. She doesn't have anything to do with you. Does she have anything to do with this? Does No, we're on the left of that. All right. You can go. Do you mind if I stay with her? I just want We're We're We're doing this. You're good. You go over there. All right? I'm sorry. She's She's like my sister. I just want >> I understand that. Go back over there. Okay? Are you okay though? I'm chill. She's fine. Go back over there. Watch the cars and go back over there. Do you want to go too? No, bro. It's chill. Okay, then go over there. She's fine. >> talking to you. Keep moving along. I understand, but when we have too many people over here, it gets jumbled up with a bunch of questions. So you My sister I got you. I understand. I want to move on. All right. All right. Hey, miss. Come with me. He's got to move. We're going this way. You walk ahead. Keep going. We're going. Come on. He's having internet problems up here. Yeah, and there's there's a bunch of people. We can't get texts out or anything either. Listen, I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. It's just when there's too many people and there's a bunch of questions going back and forth, it just it complicates things. No, I don't don't worry. >> got to You got to remember I've been out here all freaking day. >> yeah, bro. I know that they put a bunch of extra cops too. So like I get it. Don't worry. So Y'all are fine. Appreciate the understanding. Yeah, I know. He's He's over there. Yeah. No, my nothing's working right now. I can't even get in the RMS though. I got it. I got his done. It's cuz you got eight cops in the same space in a wet base system. >> I think this is a sign. What's the sign? Is she What? Is she I'm sorry. I didn't understand what he said. I've been DP24. I got it. I mean I live here. I live in Orlando. I'm from New York. This is going to take forever. No, it should almost be I mean I live here. Orlando. Uh I mean it's certainly going to jail. I mean I already said that. I'm not trying to go to jail. I just want to know what time the court is. All right. 10 minutes and then you're done. Hey, would you rather go to jail today? That might be a little easier. We get away. You get better than that signal you can bail out. Give us a couple of seconds. Try to turn it on. All right. All you got to do is sign this and we're you're you're good to go. Look at the first and second and then I get the first. All right. This is your copy. You understand that? No, that's that's your That's for you All right. This is your copy right here. You understand this? Okay. This is where you you have the options to pay it and everything like that is on the side, all right? Go online and pay it. This is your copy, okay? There it is. All right. I need two things from you, all right? Number one, I need a signature from you. Right here. Come over here on my right on my left. Right here. I need a signature. Give me a signature and your date. And the date is the 17th here. Right here. It's 17. 3/17/20 Yep. So you sign right there and then you're going to date where my finger finger is. 3/17 Okay. That's good. And then I need one more thing from you. I need a fingerprint, okay? Your right thumb. Push down on it. Okay, you're going to put it right here in this box. You understand that? Right there where it says right thumb. All right. You got any questions for me? All right. You're free to leave. According to sources, the male and female suspects pleaded no contest to possession of Mary Jane, and both were fined. The male suspect was fined $100, and the female suspect was fined $50. Many beaches in the United States ban smoking and vaping to reduce secondhand smoke exposure and environmental litter, particularly from cigarette butts. Violating these bans typically results in a fine, often ranging from $25 to $500, depending on the jurisdiction. Now, I don't have any proof of the female suspect's actual race. Maybe the female suspect is black. Maybe her, Rachel Dolezal, and Kamala Harris all make some mean collard greens together. I don't know. But what I do know is that I am the prime analyzer, and I know that you enjoy this channel. So I decided to link a clickable previous video to get you caught up. I also created a playlist so you can sit back and watch all of my previous analyses in a continuous, [music] non-stop fashion. Enjoy.