hello how's it going y not too bad how are youall what's up who was uh who was over there smashing all that stuff like a bike or something did y'all see anybody no here like here watching water okay did you see who had that bike right there nope don't know whose bike that is Noe no nope that's what I was asking you guys that's what I'm asking okay I don't know didn't say anything all right cool I appreciate it yellow come from over there like 10 minutes ago yeah that's what we're looking for we want to make sure she's just make sure she's okay how you know it's a she or he it's a she how you know they called it and two people called it uh the manager from the store and then somebody driving by and doing what smashing a bike and yelling I get it the wall if it's somebody else's bike yeah it is how you know that I don't that's why I got to talk to her and make sure she's okay first of all to theor be all right okay I appreciate that glad you're a lawyer I appreciate it have a good one [Applause] yeah February the 28th 2023 deputies from Flagler County Florida are investigating a suspicious person throwing about a bicycle in front of a Circle K after an unfruitful conversation with these Witnesses our Deputy returns to the scene of the crime how's it going did he he got with you already about the one did you see like kind of I know they said they she had like a black bathing suit on it was it looked more like laund like type of thing but yeah okay have you seen her before a couple times yeah she I know she like I think she's a homeless what does her hair look like it's like kind of silverish silver it's not dreads is it no it wasn't dreads okay cool I appreciate it thank you sir you're welcome Budd be safe thank you thank you so the search is on for a woman with silvery hair wearing not but a set of black lingerie as our first deputy and his partner close in on a suspect matching that description in the parking lot of the local Walmart prepare to have your expectations resoundingly dashed hi Meg 500 oh okay that means um I have an container and an inuse only that's not why we're here perfect they children in basket y perfect so I can back up put it back cuz there di see one in there that's charging in the place of this and I did this to myself I don't know I have nothing and the same I got arrested I can I explain something to you while we're while we're here with you go on my wrist you have anything on your wrist correct myself in Delta 22 10 open okay I pulled half I know why are they all out in the street over there my bike well the bike for one and then the same beer that you have in your cart is all over the driveway by the store but I didn't drink all that he drinks who Megan what happened I don't know why you're in why you're wearing that actually it's not as long as my ass CS out I'm good Beyond 11: a.m. but if it passes 11 go what's going on today I know my I got to go the sidewalk what's going on today nothing why are you in your underwear well you're not wearing pants so one could say you're in your underwear one could and you're drinking you have open containers which leads me to believe that you've been consuming alcohol in a public area which is also legal to do so we're stopping you for that reason it's your little yeah for my little thing that I do sure good we got called because you did something not the other way around I didn't find you because I randomly wanted to all right so why are you here why are you here why are you here and put back so you're removing carts from parking lots for whatever reason what what's with the tortilla the Teriyaki all that other stuff I paid for that you paid for that I did look I got five kids do you have where did you get it from you want a b Snowman no yeah five kids okay I got that from when Dixie like try me open it no I'm not going to touch that I know cuz it's thatle why are you smashing the bike over there what happened with the bike that came from relation I don't care where it came from [ __ ] sorry what's going on why do you have their shopping cart uh cuz I need to go to end of the sidewalk when I see your ass coming actually I want to know what the other three y'all did I would ask you to turn but God toach this my wrist if that's she I got to back up don't fing try me fry me twice try you fry you try me me and she she I'm good fre I was in jail and apparently he got hit by a car so I got two more warnings before get my that high I have to jump back accidentally Natty Ice I think I need to drop it I think I'll drink it right in front of you don't drink it right in front of me don't drink it at all actually actually you do realize like if you do that that's illegal so you've had an open container now you're just pouring beer all over a parking lot exactly I empty a container in the parking L free yeah you can see what the issue is Right correct where do you live Megan I was in jail when yall kicked them up I think I have a warning do you have a place of residency yep where is that the bike trail across 95 okay so you don't have a place of yes I do you have a place that you stay but not the actual res but I was in jail Technically when you kick Rick and all them out okay and blob apparently got hit by a car how much have you had to drink toight I had four beers it's a b IDE four beers yeah but I didn't do this to me okay you already know that don't you Megan I'm just trying to figure out take your fingure off the device my hands are not on any device I know but you look like the old school thing like the old school thing I know that a flashing which I love the out of you for that oh okay so mying pink eye and my pink eye where you get pink eye from I don't know did he find me when he lost me find you when he lost you and who's the when I got I had my child in 2010 my first child okay he had his first child in 2010 I don't know what you're talking about hey do you feel it do you feel like hurting yourself Megan be quiet for a second do you feel like hurting yourself you feel like hurting anybody else are you feeling suicidal at all what no you got to leave a shopping cart here it's not yours you can't take it can I have an Evidence okay I have two you can have one oh two I got trash you don't get to make demands for what I give you there I have two evidence back of I get up to show my I only have one but I ain't on the line I don't care if you're on the line or not you're on their property perfect somebody take this to the line no you're not taking it that's you're going to get off of it that's not right here then I'm trespassing with my an that's not my problem you showed up here with your get get off the Carell L you just want to see my no I don't care get off the car no want you got glove on I don't care get off the cart where's your pants at oh right here where are your actual where are your clothes at where are your clothes oh hold up you can't keep walking I $12.99 this where where is I don't know what that meant but I'm going with you well I don't know where I left my bike your bike's over there at the store it's not in the middle of street then no I know cuz that's not yellow I didn't say anything about it I want know where I I put one foot in the middle and one on the yellow if that's County or civil you're talking about two completely different things right Pi quit look at me like that damn it look at my eyes get your stuff look qu I shaved it I don't care I don't care I take it back take it back what I'll take it back but cuz when Dix is plugg in right now that's Walmart no the we not TR it BLS so you stole the one from wind Dixie no man I rode it out over here to plug it in almost yeah that's do you have permission for them to do it I so you stole it a you remove their property with tell what without them knowing wind Dixie on it you it says on the front where did you get it from right where did you get it from wind Dixie so then you took it from wind Dixie um I think Christopher Cross said Alex could never handle it and Megan said if she cross that straight on the county line she pluging it over here and I'm back look I'm back step back step back step back step back I didn't walk up on you you don't walk up on me thank you like I appreciate it that's too bad yeah yeah yeah that's what my 3-year-old said yeah yeah F she said yeah yeah so you want go to sleep where are your kids at D okay ask for really try yeah yeah baby said that's my great Fe she said yeah yeah baby I love you you showed up here without any clothes that's not my fault it's Florida it gets windy we didn't create your situation hey all right leave the cart there stop moving to grow I got to go cool can't leave yet I can't TI might as well sit down for another minute because right here wait a minute that's too close for me no Twice bit go w w over the bridge cuz oh my God I got plenty of room to move sit back down tip too soon sit back down soup too soon right though I don't like you that's fine most people don't I like you you know why cuz you have a CH nose Cherokee nose but a 20y river valley that's a first that's it might be I know every Indian in this [ __ ] territory in this territory I am froma I am a for oh can you please let me away my ass no look Bobby rcky Bob Robert Brandon bob L BR Robert Jay what hey hey hey you do that again guess what you're going to jail no no stop it what are you on actually I am try to oh I got wait what what are you on what did you take put Bob Brandy that's a person what kind of drug are you want I know drug I been press positive for aing week n he tried you [ __ ] I knew where it went look I look at it look where it went right on the curve eat my shorts is I might be I no ma'am stand up for me uh again stand up what I do put your hands behind your back put your hands behind your back put your hands behind your back put your hands behind your back I need to know why I need to know why place under for what battery on law enforcement why because you have because you chucked water at them you can't do that oh my God we're 99% water and human aspect so I need you to read me my my no what I do B no I didn't [ __ ] you you want just sit her down so you going take me get in the car sit down get in the car get in the car you're going to catch another charge get in the car I across the street you're not going across the stre I still battery because I threw water at a water battery because I threw water at a 99% human being water you got me now resisting arest try a [ __ ] try me hey I'm on my period And I got a tampon I'll piss in your seat how many you want that's my I'm making so I wonder I want what was that hey hate you why is that because you threw water on me no I didn't it didn't even hit youring toe that's my skeleton then that's my skeleton if I take the skeleton off your back window if I take the nonissue skeleton sticker off your back window tell me that's camper withing public property [ __ ] I wallet is [ __ ] in your face look there's a skeleton why you put my sticker on because legally that don't belong here and that belongs to your kid what was that that belongs to your D I didn't hear you what you pe my sticker off because technically that is not steak property that's an it's not your property either well neither is this that's right I don't want that good so give me the sticker back and let me go no one's going to let you go you're going placed under arrest for what battery on a law enforcement officer you can't throw water water you cannot throw objects liquid or physical or whatever it is at Law Enforcement Officers now struck my partner so now you've been placed under arrest so so a drop of water hit his toe you drink of water listen to me either way or it could be assault if you wanted to either way if we are human we're made of what did he do that thank thank you if you arrest me if you arrest me you're taking B A March six arrayment can I please go back back across you no you're being placed under arrest you're going to do what battery on law enforcement for throwing water yes that's stupid w we are made of water we're made of water do you realize that I have the handcuffs in front of me it's fine do you know that and I don't have a tampon and I'm on my period for the last two days so I'm bleeding in the back of your seat for throwing water at a water efficient specimen so you're charging me for throwing water out of water you have done I've done nothing I've done nothing arrest me for stealing a wind Dix cart we're replacing it with a war cart not for throwing water on the ground you want prohibition for anything hell no I'm good to go baby it's just my ass is showing the same ass that was showing the teenager the other day let we go oh my God oh my God I don't know hi hi I'm Deputy Sher so I'm going to be doing doing the search Okay a search for what for any Contraband weapons anything like that and when you under arrest and if you're searching me I did what wrong so you're being placed under arrest correct for what battery on a law enforcement officer you've been explaining this already a few times okay and what was my battery I am not here to explain it will you listen excuse me so what was my battery water on me hang was my battery on a Leo you and I okay so I need know battery on a Leo I am not take out the car I'm about to yeah but you're going to search me when you take me out the car that's what I'm about to do understand what you just said but I'm trying to explain it to you real quick I love ey okay guys don't explain it El you just this up me out you can search me all you want okay okay sounds good to me sorry my ass is go ahead and go ahead and pull your hold up wait a minute no we are not putting them to the front they already been there that's the problem no no no they absolutely not already been there go up pull your hands up drop your weights the way go up thank you do you have anything on you that could stick poke me or anything like that no ma'am okay well while I'm searching you you're going to look that way for me so when I just told you that they were already in the back and you just my wrist you did I already told you where they were and he already knew it okay look that way I'm not going to tell you again while I'm searching you look that way Megan you're going to catch another charge if you don't comply resisting resisting resisting the officer and I ass saled you of water yeah we're past that that's done I asso you with water take me again take now you can take that for a rest I'm going tell you before we get down there this is a warning I'm giving you a fair shot of it tell me if anything is snuck into that jail it's an extra felony you understand and I am on my period you understand that so when I spit out blood in your back seat okay I'll in the car I will if there's you've been warned so if there's anything stuck anywhere then that's on you hop in get in the car you arrest me for the car water get in we're humans we're get more than watering me with water get in the car get in the car it's not a discussion but I assulted him with water yes good I'll see you at the count okay I'll hang out until he gets back yeah I guess we're still waiting on see if you're a you're a redheaded fry face yeah I'll hang out until dog yeah take that I assulted you with verbal okay veral assault ver assault on a Leo I'll take that charge all right ver assault on a Leo not AA assault on I'm kiding me in the interest of collecting evidence the backup Deputy enters the Walmart to verify with staff that the suspect parked an electronic shopping cart from wind Dixie a competing retail store inside the Walmart vestibule after illegally removing it from the other store's property okay so is that one from here or any of these like one doesn't look like ours doesn't look like yours no this isn't ours it's not yours no okay is that what came in or no we believe somebody uh I stole it from Windixie and then brought it over here uh I can verify that 100% with uh yeah if you could get somebody me please I'd appreciate it in the meantime still in custody at the Walmart car park the suspect tries to send the deputy on an errand please I am really on my period so I need to go over here and get that I need a pad like they got in there like that I don't know what you're trying to get right here but whatever it is you need like yeah I just drwn myself in it I almost got need Stu that like it it's very girly hi I just needed see if you could uh verify that cart right there on the right if that is one of you guys' actual that is not do you want us to leave it right there or do you want us to move it kind of evidence at the moment so okay and um you really hurt my wrist I was already outside of this when I walked in this car I walked out of one and out the other you can get me for resisting arrest of that part hey this cart definitely does not Vol so you can probably do Grand Theft too with trying to set me up no you yeah just that's one yeah I'll send her pictures of the cart if she wants to show it to Windixie we just need to see if he can confirm their cart and then check with the video footage and see if she's leaving the store with the cart and then we just need to Value the cart and all that for you right I'll do a supplement for everything I've done and I'll shoot that over to you for your TS you cool with that because none of ours okay gu hurts I'm in the back seat a [ __ ] try [ __ ] I strad this you're going to toe on that side and Tow this side try ho one all right hand wants to see if I can had wants to see if I can eat my tell me that's a salap technically an impression on a conundrum it's an oxyon say Le and if y'all would be able to pull a video footage of the last last like 20 to 30 minutes of just this little vestibule and see if it's a white female blonde wearing nothing but like a black swimsuit just coming in with a c and leaving with blonde and a swimsuit yeah blonde and a black swimsuit blonde middle-aged very like short like but haircut younger I you put me on the spot now sge I didn't do nothing wrong [Music] technically I took a wind Dixie cart and charged it at Walmart and I had an open container in the parking lot that's what he can get me for he could have charged me for open container but he charged me for throwing water at a human being we're made of what water I'll take a buttero ass content on the way out I'm a Rodney Hills case try me I don't care kill me on the street his going kill me on the street for saying that I'll take my courtesy cup at Wendy's and I'll pay 99 cent for aing Frosty [Music] I have a kid for sale he would like to take them with you unfortunately I don't have any more room youall have a good one I'm going to the some triple antibiotic o does look for real for real does um does the fire department give away first a kits back inside the Walmart the deputy is presented with security video of the suspect arriving on the Windixie cart and riding off on the Walmart cart and with that it's time to mirandize her for questioning hey Megan I'm out of here I'm out okay about just let me go all right I'm going to read you this so it says the these are your rights nope you have trust me when you stuff me what did I do wrong you have the right to remain silent what did I do wrong okay what's my charge to you again no tell me my charge before you re my right so the two charges you had first are going to be battery are battery on Leo resisting offy or Leo what did I do the what's the battery charge you threw water on me we've been over that oh my God okay cool yep so hum are made of what resisting officer without violence that's your second charge no I already told you I CED it under my ass before yall just correct you have the right remain silent anything you say may usue you have the right to talk to an attorney and to have him or her with you now or you can for an attorney one will be appointed if anytime you wish to stop talking or have an attorney present all question will be stopped at your request do you understand these rights no because you cuffed me and stopping before you read them what do you not understand about the rights that you did it correct and wrong you had you you my right you CED me so you you committed the criminal act right in front of me so there's no what's the criminal act I committed you threw water right on me no I threw water out of a bottle at me and your friend here said I threw water at you do you understand Val do you understand the shoes that's your sergeant not that one the captain okay excuse me if you ref if you refuse to say yes or no it's going to be toen as a no and we'll just go with the evidence we have perfect okay I'll take my right for an attorney and I understand my rights to be self-evident I did not refuse my rights you were just supposed to read to me before you had me in the car for a fuing hour you that up you [ __ ] that up there you Fu that up as they prepare to transport the suspect to Jail the deputy inside Walmart finishes up by arranging for two wind Dixie employees to retrieve their perined electronic shopping vehicle um if yall I don't know where you guys parked at uh we parked right down the center can yall just back up to the I just see someone to meet me by my car technically I think he send that okay I think you said I'm going to sleep I get com which means I got to do what I did the first time a fat ass ho ah I can't do it I can't do it how I have first I CH me I can't do it up sleep sley can't I'm sleepy I don't care I'm sleepy I'm sleepy I don't know what you did first oh wait I got it I got it my cffs are going up front by the way the first time just don't don't me the side for over water Jesus Christ [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate FL I don't care you better let me out somewhere can't bre I really need to go a HCT I go to the hospital I can't breathe I need to go to the hospital I can't breathe I can't breathe I can't breathe I need to go to the hospital I can't breathe NOP you're going to come check me out breathe I can't breathe [Music] sit up sit up sit up sit up sit upy sit up here come on come on sit up sit up here the ambulance up right now working hurts it a't working hey Megan look at me you look at me for a second you got to breathe slow breath SL down they coming they're coming it back don't lean back okay back huh back so I'm going to ask you this is not to get you in trouble this is so I can let them know did you take anything today just alcohol how much have you had to drink enough what is enough so I can tell ma'am ma'am he for you want to go to the hospital you do okay right that way there you go I'm not all the way back all the way back I'll pull you up you um um so he's cool with her not being cuffs uh he's going to he's almost here he's going to ride you to the hospital but he's going to ride you to the hospital he's going to follow me follow that all right yep I appreciate it y the suspect was allowed to go to hospital without handcuffs and since she claims to be suffering from a medical problem she will be unarrested and set loose without charges or so she hopes in reality we will rejoin both her and our deputy just over half an hour later and find out what effect an extra 30 plus minutes has had on the suspect's erratic [Laughter] [Music] demeanor oh my God I'm going to jail for throwing water at a cup in the state of Florida it's illegal if you go through aing fast food joint to not give someone water so I'm going to jail for throwing water in a cop you tell me how I hate FL tell me how I look I can go through Wendy's and ask for a courtesy cup they give it to me for free that's water in the State of Florida when it's more than 80° they have no choice supposed to give you water so I'm going to jail for throwing water at aing godamn goodl looking man oh my God pause off record offing record Five Finger Death Punch Far From Home please no lady Wilson I got a Heart Like A TRU you you don't really get to make requests I do I do r on an r on water yes I you can pay for it so I got how many charges one three one because the other now [ __ ] one get dropped I got PE so bad oh my God why you going be the hospital we're almost there oh my God you got me going in here with this I want to take this one piece off and we go in here have they're going to give you other clothes okay well let me take the one panties off so they can look at my ass cuz I know he's working and she don't like me she said don't smile this ain't that your ass looks better than the carpal kind of does just pull your D back I PE so bad ain't funny okay help me out I got PE whenever they come out to get you that's when they'll you'll get to go oh right here right now no other side other side he ain't going to pull my coochie out like that other side the suspect was charged with misdemeanor resisting an officer without violence felony battery on a law enforcement officer and felony Grand Theft $750 to $55,000 Bond was set at $3,000 the suspect pled no contest after the battery charge was dropped and she was sentenced to 45 days in the Flagler County Jail aside from her legal troubles the community also found that she could provide no valid end pass and as a result she was not invited to the cookout finally after all that our suspect would admit to one additional crime look I was checking out the corporal's package I made him turn around so I can see his ass charge me for that [Music] [Applause]