He's trying to stop. Please don't even feel my I'm okay. Turn around. Place your hands behind your back. No. Just stop. Stop. Turn around. Put your hands on your back. Yes. Turn around with your back. Seriously. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop it. Stop. trying to run you back, please run your back, please. Please, Miss I'm going to stand you up and take you to my car. Okay. Will you please not kick me? Roll this way. Stand up. Stand up. Watch the car. Watch the car, please. Close the car, please. Quickly. [Applause] Stop. Please don't hit me. Why are you walking me over here like this? Hold still, please. You're not supposed to protect me. Get in the car. Get in the car. In the car, please. All the way in the car. Watch your head. [Applause] [Music] Please let me out. [Music] [Music] Please get me out of here. Please, please, [Music] [Applause] please, please, please get me out of here. Please, [Music] please get me out of here. Please. Yikes. You know what? Let's give her a minute to chill out while we watch a second arrest which begins just as the handcuffs are going on. You are going to be detained at this point. Right. So, you will be be put in handcuffs. You do have warrants. Once I confirm those warrants, I'm going to confirm them with the jail. If they want you, they are taking you. You will be going into the jail. Okay? So, let's take care of that problem first. Okay? So, do me a favor. Put your purse down and put the lighter. Take Put the lighter down. Take Go before before we hide. Go ahead and take your phone out of your pocket for me. Turn that off. Hello. Listen. Listen. We'll call your husband. We'll figure it all out. Okay. Do us a favor. Put Put your phone on the floors. Yep. I need to tell you something. What's that? What's next? I know this is going to be hard for you to believe. I am the Messiah. Okay. God himself is using me. I don't have a record. You can look it up in my name. Jamie Fon, you can look it up. I had no record prior to this. Jamie, go ahead. Put your phone down. Like I said, any chance you made me pregnant? Not yet. Hold on. I'm just going to roll your sleeve up. It's a little It's a little hard. All right, Jamie. Please hold my hand. I'm sorry. He's He's going to take this here. Let me take this arm. My lord. My lord. I'll be taking over today. He just said warning. And then confirm them. Hey Jamie, I'm going to have to I'm going to have to pull your sleeve up a little bit. All right. Just don't move. Don't move. It's a leather jacket. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My lord. I'm trying to keep I'm trying to keep you warm. That's all it is. Okay. Thank you. You're beautiful. Thank you. Hold on. Hold on. Just let me double check. I get like anxiety. Like I feel like I can't breathe. You're going to be fine. Did you ask to confirm already? I need my phone. I didn't even hear my back this way. Damn right I am. Okay. You feel that fire inside you? Watch your car. Uh, yeah. Come on. We're going to go for a walk. I also haven't talked to the other. So, just let I don't Yeah. I'm so sorry. It's It's okay. It's okay. Listen, like I said, we're going to take care of whatever you have. Okay. We're going to get through it. Okay. I don't want to go to jail again. I went to jail. Just I know. Come on. So deep iting bleeds. I'm with you in every move you make. I went to jail before. It's all right. When was the last time God said there was a jail. Jamie, when was the last time you went? A month or two ago. And God said, "I'm not going to jail again." What did you uh Because God What did you go to jail for? Something silly. I can't even remember. Okay. I was in a car accident. That's all right. We're going to walk right over here. Come on. Do you have anything on you? Hold on. That's going to poke, stick me, hurt me. No. All right. No weapons, no bazookas, nothing on you. I don't even know what a bazooka is. Is that a gun? A bazooka? What's a bazooka? Bazooka. Rocket launcher. Launcher. I'm sorry, my lords. Nothing in your pockets. And there's nothing in your purse, right? No, there's that little I was using that rake to like dirt cuz I'm trying to grow some vegetables and there's still a bit of snow. Okay. All right. I'm going to sit you in the back. All right. What happened? I can handle the cold. There you go. Well, it's all right. I don't need you to freeze. All right. Watch your head. There you go. Oh no. Oh a a [Music] water my lord please. Okay I unfortunately do not have water right now. Once we are able to get you something to drink we will get it to you. Okay. Okay. Give us one second. car. Thank you, my lord. Yep. I'm just trying to keep you warm. So, thank you. You're sweet. You smell really good. Thank you. Oh my god. What are you wearing? Um, to be honest with you, I think it's Aquade Deio. I love that. I'm just waiting for them to figure out what the warrants are for. And like I said, we're going to work through it. So, thank you. Okay. I appreciate it. Are you too cold? I'm just fine, Lord. I Okay, I'm resilient. Okay, I get you. Not as resilient as you, my Lord. I am your inferior. You do know that you are the Messiah. I'm sorry. You are the Messiah. Thank you. And you know it. He is working directly through you to take me home. While this suspect awaits a miracle, let's check in on our first arrest. I hate you. You hate me. You hate yourselves. Disgusting. Where? What is weird? Please daddy. Please. Please. Please. Daddy. Please. Please. Daddy. No. Good call, officer. How about something far more traditional? Hey, ma'am. Come here real quick. Come here. Hey, stop walking away from me and come here. 30. We're going to be on foot with one. Come here now. Get the away from me. You're going to go in cops. No. Let's do here or what? Take your bottle and give me a ticket. Put it down. What the is that? No. You're causing problems everywhere and then you're going to act like this to me. I just got down here. Give me a ticket. You did. Put your hands behind your back. I did. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. All right. Uh, this is Jake. I ain't getting a black eye, please. What they say I did? Put your hand behind your god damn that hurt. Well, if you'd listen, it wouldn't hurt at all. [Music] Stand me up. Stand me up. I'll do what I want when I want. How about that? I'm hurting, man. Help me out. You probably wouldn't be hurting if you' just stopped and talk to me when I told you to. Huh? I want to continue that damn way. And I'm doing the other way. I got peace. Sit up. Stand me up. Stand up. Use your legs. Give me youring left hand. Don't [ __ ] do not stupid and try to steal my bags. They ain't no regards between me and nothing else that I wanted. So I left the [ __ ] money, baby. That was How you doing? How you doing? Better than me. What a matter of you have right. Yeah, I do. [Music] What's the problem? Problem is you entered a closed business. Yeah. Trying to buy some cigars. I also got cold. It's a spaghetti warehouse. They don't got cigars. They didn't. I knew and I checked it the out. They didn't have [ __ ] that I wanted. Not even thising baseball bubble gum. And then you were over at the arcade fighting with people on the RJ booths. I haven't been in the [ __ ] arcade. Just got built. I don't know [ __ ] about that. It's a [ __ ] apartment building far as I'm concerned. RDA bus stop outside the RTA. No, that don't have nothing to do with RTA. What was some I want to All right, hurry up. Don't take me out here all day. Hurry the up. I've been trying to buy someing bubble gum and I looked around and it went there. So what's theing problem? You're the problem apparently. Okay. So what's the chart? Everywhere you go. What's the charge? Disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Isn't that a Is that a crime on New Year's? What? I've been drinking on property. Yeah, it is a crime. No, I haven't even did nothing. Oh, yeah. She apparently uh went through the open back door of the spaghetti warehouse and was in there screaming and hollering to carry on and then came out here with a bottle of Hennessy just being atrocious. She was apparently also the issue over at arcade earlier trying to fight people getting hung off the RTA bus. Yeah, she's a peach. I drunk at country's house and I haven't drunk anything in public. Um just hang out here. I got to go over there and get all her stuff. So, he's [ __ ] stupid. Get my [Music] Yeah. What? You got my stuff? Yeah. All except for your liquor. Well, okay. It's New Year's and my mother didn't make no black and peas, so that's all. Or no, they're closed. But I would have bought some bubble. What's your name, dear? Shannita Atwater. Okay. You got all my backs? Well, I got the liquor or all your stuff. Oh, no. I better buying some stuff at the store. Why you got a warrant out of marine for theft? I think so. You do. [Music] Thanks, buddy. You got to go, Joe. She got warrant. Okay. Thanks. Bye. Why you got to do all that? I know your sister, Sonia. Sonia out water. I don't know anybody. Man, she tried to use her information one day on me. I know her. She might have. She did. Mhm. Cuz she had warrants and she was in trouble. Well, I'm just enjoying it either. So, let me go. Well, we can't do all that. Why not? Cuz you got warrants. I don't haveing warrants. Yes, you do. How? You got a warrant for theft out of me. How? Now you got Now you got charges for doing all that extra stuff over there. For you to just stopped and talked to me, we would have been fine. I know. It's New Year's, man. You need to quit and let me do all this extra stuff, man. Let me go. It's the New Year's. That's okay. But you don't get a pass for all this stuff. I have. What are you doing all the way downtown, man? I've been trying to get some bubble gum and some black ey peas. Why didn't you get it from the store you bought all the other stuff at? Man, they are the only ones that sell this [ __ ] in the town. And I couldn't find them, but I cook them. That explains that, I guess. But what about our second arrest? So, when I walked when I pulled in, she was at the front door. Yeah. Um, I didn't see her go in or anything. And then I told her to stop and she booked it behind all these houses. I'm sorry. Original locations that way. I don't know if she did anything to any of the houses, but that's where the original one is. Um, yeah, that's all I got for right now. Must be. So, as I was as I was saying, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I actually interrupted you. I'm sorry. Oh, no. You are my lord. I don't interrupt you. It I had no record of this. My lord, I have a record cuz I need my babies. So, what happened with your what happened with your car accident that you were experiencing? I was in a bad car accident and it was so crazy. You can look it up. Where at? I was like in Wheaton or something. I was in a bad car accident and then they thought that I was saying so I said that God himself saved me, right? Mhm. And then they said that I was having Satan's baby or something weird. And they sent me to the mental ward. And then I was there for nine days and my babies and then my they took my b my baby or at their aunt's house in Hoffman Estates. I haven't seen them. I had I have no record, my lord. No record. None. Like I said, prior to right now, I have no record. I know. Like I Like I said, once we I'm trying to figure it out myself. Do you see what I'm saying? I know. I've never met you. I know. So, we're trying to figure it out. I think you have, but you don't know yet. Love the optimism. Let's see what we can figure out about our first arrest. Thank you. Please. Please. Please. Hey, please get me out of this car. Hey, my name is Sergeant Kyle. jail. I'm waiting. Well, we don't know what's called anymore. Oh god. Can you take a deep breath for me and talk to me real quick? What's your name? Whitney Blair. Blair. Whitney Helen Blair. Hold on. Whitney. Say it. Whitney. Whitney Helen Blair. Whitney Helen Blair. Whitney Helen Black. Black. Yes. Okay. What's your birthday? Yeah. Shut the up. It's 2024. What year did were you born? Oh, my ID. You'll find what you need to know. Where's your ID? What you know? Where's your ID? You know, I don't. I just got yours. Dad. Dad. Please, Dad. Yes, I'm your daughter, Dad. I would never go to jail, Dad. Please, Dad. Please, Dad. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Is right. Sounds like some daddy issues here. Let's I said let's check in on that second arrest. I'm sorry for my transgressions, my lord. I take responsibility. That makes you a better person. Thank you. It does. Thank you. You ever been to Disney World, my sir? I actually have. What made you think of that? I don't know. You reminded of me at Disney World. Oh, thank you. Hopefully that's a good thing. That's a good thing. Okay. Is your middle name Andrew, sir? It is not. Joseph? No. What's your middle name? I I do not have a middle name, actually. You don't have a middle name? Nope. What's your first name? Uh, deputy. Deputy. All right, I'll take that. [Music] I don't give a I'm don't sorry anyone shut up Jamie just give me one second. I'm going to have to close this. I'm going to talk to my partner real quick and I'll be back with you. Okay. Okay. All right. Are you [ __ ] kidding me, Ky? [Music] Like really, Satan, the devil himself, I know you chose me. You don't have to do the thing. Like I know I know I know you forg me. This is like this is like you don't give me more. My lord, what the Dad. Dad, y Okay, Jamie. So, this is what's going to happen, right? Mhm. We got the confirmation from uh the jail. They do want to see you for um to take care of the the bench warrants. Okay. So, other than that, we do have the complainant here that does wish to sign complaints for entering the residence without their knowing and then taking their items. Okay. Okay. Let me get you to the jail so we can get you out of those cuffs and we can get you some water. Hello. Hey, what's going on? You not have clothes on? I had to take all my clothes off so I can let people see what was going on to my body. She No, that is it. When did you go to the police academy, sir? Uh, in 2022. I've only been on for approximately 3 years. Only 3 years? Mhm. I bet you didn't expect to deal with crazy old May. This is This is part of my job. Hey. Hey. If we let you, if we open this door up, will you please not be violent or anything? I'm not violent out there trying to save me. Whitney, did you use any drugs today? No. No drugs? No. I don't use drugs. That was a quick trip. Thank you, sir. That was very efficient. I told you. [Music] 270 and mileage 1499. Hey, Whitney. Hey, Whitney. Hey, let's just let's just be calm. Yeah. Go ahead and sit your bottom right here. Okay. Yep. Right back. How long are you ain't going to keep me? I don't know. Until Morine sees you on your warrant. What's that? What? Other than that little bit of marijuana you got anything on you to get you in trouble? Oh, you found some marijuana. I bought it from the store. Okay. Yeah. No, I just want to make sure you didn't have anything else. Yeah. These cuffs are too tight. All right, we'll get them adjusted in here. Okay, thank you. Keep your seat belt on. Yeah, I can't handle it. I'm too big. All right, relax. Okay. All right. Did you get these cuffs? Yeah. Give me a second. Just need to get your nail file thing out of here cuz they won't take it in there. This is tight. This suspect was charged with resisting arrest, with disorderly conduct, obstructing official business, and with petty theft. As a repeat offender, bond was set at $6,581. That boy right there. Do what you got to do. I will just keep I don't need to do all this stuff. It's already over. Okay. Satan, the devil himself is watching me at all times. because he is with me. He's inside of me. I am him. And they'll all know it once. This suspect was arrested for trespassing to a residence knowing one or more persons are present. For her warrant, she was picked up for DUI with a BAC of 008 or more. First offense, DUI with alcohol, first or second offense, driving too fast for conditions, and for possession of a stolen motor vehicle. [Music] That's not that. Emphasis on the possession. Excuse me, please. Get open theing door. Jesus. Hi, a couple questions before I bring you in. Okay. Okay. Yeah, these cuffs are so tight. I think my hands are going to fall. Oh, I'm sorry. All right, I'm going to try and rush them. Okay. Yeah, good job. Real quick. So any medical [Music] Finally, after receiving medical clearance, our initial suspect was charged with public indecency, with outrageous public decency, battery or assault on a police officer, assault and battery on a city official, trespassing on private property, two counts of interfering with official process, and with obstructing an officer, likely from providing a false surname. Bond is set at $5,000. Heat. Heat. N. [Music] [Applause]