all right just raise your right hand for me you tell us Pro Truth uh you promise to tell the truth nothing but the truth yep no one's forced you to make these statements okay all right so what happened today so me and my cooworker were standing right here having just conversations where do you guys work at work at H Market Market yes sir okay what time was this at 10:45 is when we saw her walk around the TV bank Corner mhm she went to the front of the xinity store laid on the sidewalk started doing like bunch of stretches went to the light post started spinning on the pole okay what did what did the female look like she was uh Caucasian blonde woman she had sunglasses on some yoga pants color was about was kind of like purplish looked like purple leggings and a pink sweater Violet sweater and black pants barefooted she was barefooted on the car but she had some slippers towards the front that she was demanding that I bring to her she walked this way ran behind the tree was hiding she ran over to this tree and she was staring at us um and then we were like okay what is happening then that's when she ran to Getty's car I came I saw those three guys come me they say is that your car I said yes that's my car she laid on the hood then she sat on the hood but yeah then you're were like okay that's weird and then she was sitting on top of the hood she gets off she turns on she starts like hip thrusting onto the hood she was like kind of dry humping it how was she dry humping the car she was kind of like throwing it back towards the car like putting her ass on the car and she like gets up and like power bombs down on the hood on the three like three times uh she was spreading her legs up was her butt on the hood or how was she on the hood her butt she was turning like everywhere she was everywhere but she was definitely on the hood of your car yeah and you could hear the hood flexing you're trying not to look at the same time like understand so was she laying on the car when you got here so we took it upon ourselves to escort her to the vehicle and see if we could talk the the woman down away from the car and we were approaching the the the victim turn on the car to see if maybe that would scoop her off so then Gaddy was like what do I do so we just told you know turn your alarm on and maybe she'll just hop off and get scared that's the victim okay I push the Panic one so the alarm so she can leave and she go right on top of the car it uh it it excited her and she just got up on top of the hood so she did that and the girl gets up and runs on top of the hood on top of the windshield across the top of the car and sits on the back window okay so then at that point you're like okay this is this is happening I guess so that's when we try to tell like yo like stop stop stop stop like you know please just get off the car she wants to go home just get off the car I was the one who initiated call the conversation I asked I requested that she step off the car step down from the car so the the victim could go home how many times do you guys think you asked her to get off the car like maybe 5 to 10 times okay and she just wasn't listening so we thought maybe just the headphones were on we were like Miss Miss ma'am she just was not responding that's when we noticed like her face was like her lips were really dry she had like a little cut on her shin and then she just was rambling just nothing and then she laid on top of the car okay like on top of the basically the roof um they like okay so we were just like yo like just please get off and then she just started going off and saying a bunch of racial stuff and we were just like okay um and none of those dents or anything that are on the hood of your car were there prior to today no it's just that I didn't see it's all new I didn't even see the thing I was so sh i p I was shaking that I was told me open the w maybe we can fix it it's my car I forgot was the truck to open it so then um I you're like all right let's call the cops so I called the cops and uh yeah so once I kicked the slippers closer to her she got up the car and proceeded to walk through the bushes over there she started doing whatever she was doing yeah and then like I think she kind of pieced it together like somebody called the costume she started going and dancing off to the corner okay all right cludes this uh St all I appreciate it yeah March the 29th 2024 thanks to the Whole Foods grossers police from West Palm Beach Florida quickly locate a suspect matching the description of the purple clad woman with let's just say peculiar Automotive proclivities working on my dance moves working on your dance moves yeah were you over in the xinity parking lot no just like 2 seconds ago no that wasn't you yes sir okay yes all right do you have a driver's license on you or anything no nothing what's your name bab so you're just out here working on your dance moves I work right over there where's over there I was casting a music video thought you're making a music video no I was casted oh nice kind music video You cast it in Kaplan what was that k a p l a n okay what's your first name Shannon what your middle name Shannon may like the month M A okay that's like the month my AR no what's your last name batty like Warren batty your union really distresses me my what your union really distresses me my union yeah my uniform your union it's a what do you mean by that the union your police Union oh okay why why are you dancing on cars and what what's what's the matter with your lips Sonic Kender did you fall down your lips someone attacked me okay so why is it that you're like on top no do you have ID identification no I was trying today to get my ID forwarded to my apartment for $110 is that a debit card or credit card with your name on it is it it's not no it's a good Shannon's first name yes okaying for music video oh okay we're just making sure you're okay we got a call and we just need I wish I was drunk I wish I was me too me too but uh you know we got come do our job you know what I'm saying I I don't want to [ __ ] him own it's all good I don't really like police well we're not here to hurt you my firefighter boyfriend decided not to have children anymore sorry to hear that well not all cops are bad we're here to just make sure everybody's okay peacekeepers right I don't want to [Applause] pretend um he has risen I'm not under arrest someone reported me doing awful dance moves loud you just Ving can you tell him in Spanish while he was practicing you want me to tell him in Spanish it is embarrassing why are you smiling you joking with me no I'm not joking like I I'm an actress what are you how am I going to tell him in Spanish I don't know Spanish that that well I can't I can only say like very little yeah very Pito amount of espanol I not your enemy I didn't say you were then why are you surrounding me like we go this how we stand would you like to go kill no I would want to kill nobody animals no I'm not a hunter I'm a fisherman I like the fish I'm a Hunter Huns get over here B no I'm just waiting for dispatch to get back I'm KN that none of you will be invited to my wedding you don't want to invite me to your wedding why would I why would I was what's wrong with unions pensions that's a good thing are you getting married to the firefighter pensions are good for would you invite me to your wedding I want to go to your wedding is going to be we want so much not American yes I do is it going to be an open bar are you not American I don't want to go not an open bar oh count me out get a little you know a little happy I'm living with a retired veteran you know the storming phase each other sure need a break I know I wish I had one maybe I could win the lottery or something the lottery is from Hunger Games yeah I don't want to talk to you about it because like they're your citizens and S but like I'm getting really abused by white trash sorry know that I know that you're Italian good good good call me too you know what I mean good call I am I have Italian Heritage you know what I'm saying but like the Mana country and I like I need ADHD medicine my ID my male for $110 my Walmart Victor Victor A110 what is A110 my reporting address from West pal Beach hey no no yeah yeah um I'm going to send just making sure someone over here for what we'll explain everything right just stay you're going to be explained everything just doing this for your sa want to go to we're telling you about cour someone is going to be over there relax just stay there so that they can at least see where you're at and then no it may be it's going to be 15 just being detained right now vehicle we have three witnesses that saw it happen so we're doing a show up can you do me a favor and go over there and relieve uh go window is going to show you who and you're going to drive over here to do a show up for right you well my car is over there where wherever just go over there meet withu and then he he's going to show you the three people and then we're going to bring them over it's three show UPS yes did you let dispatch no my video was down I'm still on 30 waiting for to get just just let him know why am I being entertained so I'm not allowed to continue the music video no meanwhile back at Whole Foods the officers aren't quite finished with the helpful Witnesses just yet a suspect matching her description is in custody but the witnesses must provide a positive identification of the perpetrator who damaged their co-worker's vehicle all right so um I just got to read this to you all right is in a moment yeah I'm going to show you an individual is possible that the person being shown to you is not involved in the crime you're not required to identify any person shown to you take as much time as you need to look at the individual this is as important or it is as important to exclude innocent persons from suspicion as it is identify the perpetrator this procedure requires me to ask oh the investigation will continue whether or I an identification is made this procedure requires me to ask you to state in your own words how certain you are of any identification since this is ongoing investigation you should not discuss the show up or the results all right okay us smell back here what was that does it usually smell like this back here what does it smell like oh that's uh that's my dinner was sitting in nah it's my chicken wings haven't had a chance to eat them yet what did I do wrong do that in a second over there that happened I know up your lip we'll explain to you you're not even my friend up your lip are you mixed EXC oh my God I'm dealing with baby daddies and baby masas that are in Caucasian 2032 there's a protection order against her she go go to channel 3 real quick tell him hey can you want to give me she's doing a lot on Channel 3 huh she's doing a lot on Channel 3 it's okay but santis STIs is doing a lot on Channel 3 mhm what does STIs mean to you santis over Trump the santis again I'm out of Florida celebrity I'm from Chicago talk to you in a second about it all right I I have attorne and I don't want to bring you to court okay um I'm cooperating with your union that I know doesn't respect my family we're conducting investigation right now okay investigation of what you having cigarettes hey hold on to her and bring her over here yeah now to stand right here I'm being under Ransom again from BLM okay so they are right there I'm going to put my Spotlight over there Shine Your Light get get over here bring it over here can I go the hold Road my Fu caught from F come on is that her incoming message what's that definitely 104 okay s 104 say 104 probably 10 copies prob 10 cop so do you not like white women incom message way 9751 back to Whole Foods English is a second language to me do you understand that please what's your first language German speak all right again he's coming up c not that's Italian put on face yes that is her officer how certain are you that her 100% posi all okay sorry 104 100% put in the vehicle say I'm going to have a 1015 s to Signal 40 signal 40 signal 40 am I being arrested you back the for me please why why am I being arrested why am I being arrested I just roll through the Empire Park Lot the music's not even loud you can close it out the call 25 with the suspect now secured and a positive ID from all of the witnesses she is transported to the West Palm Beach police department for booking unfortunately her erratic Behavior continues trash what trashest I'm my got can I get some more CS Can I with me oh my God it's even white trash witch all right Miss Shannon if you want to step out for me it's Mrs Mrs Shannon can you step out for me please are you going to pay me $177,000 I wish I had that to pay you but I don't we're going over here okay do you like when you pretend that you're taller than me no you're going to be there you go now you're taller than me because you're poor I know excuse me and he voted for Sanchez yeah come on I'm going this way my can you can can you walk I can follow you okay no you're not going to follow me I'm going to follow you go go that way Instagram okay you have to go in front of me please just come on I don't unless my second language do I go to the right of the police car yes to the right to the right of the police car thank you no no no over here but then to the right that door right there okay you stand in the grass right there thank you this store here on the right so where do you live in Florida I live in the pach gardens over here E I know ew come on go over this door please going to trade places Apartments White trash no way I do F on all the time yeah I know that sucks just hang tight right here you can sit in that chair for [Applause] me you what I have an attorney that's paid that's fine sit in that chair and kick your shoes off for me and I'll take your cuffs off please how you speak English come on no I don't here I'll take your cops off first kick your shoes off these aren't shoes slippers sandals okay do you have anything in here take it off she got to take it off anyway can you um stand up for me no stand over there ah those 15 minutes are up enough with the hawk tour you can stop I'm going to take this off hey Africans where's Obama [Music] is that the 28th sacrifice to Christ yeah can you take your scrunchie out for me doesn't matter to Europe you can throw it on that chair for me I would throw me throw it on that chair you know what the word English is yeah take your jacket off jacket do you want to give me something your jacket was going with you so just take it off for me you can't have it in there can I give you my t-shirt instead I can keep my long sleeves just take your jacket off I'll give it back to you jacket when we leave you'll get it back okay thank you I am paying rent I know yeah that's fine you you aren't okay you have a mortgage I know boom right there just throw it right there [Applause] Miss Smith can I have you just get a little search for this lady real quick just put it on the chair for me thank you my partner is going to what what is this right here is there anything in there okay well my partner who's a female is going to search you all right for what for Contraband what's in your pocket right here not just leave it thank that's it okay she's going to search you in just a second just hang tight Indiana who uh 40 signal 40 [Music] got a on I got by Floridian oh my God you're white trash you're not Madam appr it but you're co-workers are white trash why [Music] because they make below $900,000 a year $5,000 a year all right thank [Music] you almost 2 and a half hours later the police prepare to interview the suspect and begin by informing her of her Miranda rights I'm going to read you something real quick okay all right so I'm going ask you some questions all right so yes or no all right you have the right to like after I read them to you I'm asking if you understand all right you understand him you say yeso no comprendo all right you have the right to me silent and not answer any questions do you understand why am I being arrested I told you criminal mischief all right so Mr restart again okay you have the right to remain silent and not answer any questions do you understand noo all right you have the right to the presence of a lawyer of your choice before you make any statement and during questioning do you understand no all right if you cannot afford a Lawry you are entitled to the presence of a court appointed lawyer before you make any statement end during any questioning you understand okay any statement can be made against you in court of law do you understand no cundo all right any statement you make must be freely voluntarily given you understand no cundo all right any given time during the interview you do not wish to answer my any question you a privilege to remain silent do you understand no conf all right I can make no threats or promises to induce you to make a statement this must be at your own free will do you understand noo having these rights in mind you wish to talk to me now noo okay sitting comfortably at one extreme end of the intelligence bell curve or the other the suspect claims she doesn't speak English and refuses to answer any question questions with her booking complete it is time to prepare her for transport to the Palm Beach County Jail I not going to be your submissive so go find another submissive blond and torture um you're fine I'm not going to I don't even know what you're saying be honest yeah you do oh man' oh so remember I don't want these TI oh yeah you see that fing sore in my hand a sore I am not your submissive no one said you were you're torturing me I was just torturing you you got to tell me if these are too tight I told you to tell me so I don't want to hurt you Daddy what just get away with everything he wants behind police badge that's not nice and you don't have an audience you like doing the CR of my ass nope NOP okay soon enough the suspect is escorted into the patrol Cruiser for transport to Palm Beach County jail but in case you haven't guessed she hasn't yet finished making outrageous comments still I typed that signal 10 yes crud SI you so want to that PC took a long time for real a little bit how often does it take God very V of you yeah man chill the officers then attempt to Plate the woman and her lascivious Mind by playing popular and extremely copyrighted music on their patrol car radio during this time they have an amusing discussion worthy of the pen of Quentin Tarantino himself regarding drinking at dance clubs bonfires and favorite alcoholic beverages the drive itself is fully recorded and uneventful and I only report this because of what the suspect will claim next brity all right Miss Shannon come with m Mrs Shana come with me please coming you want to drag me out no ma'am I'm right out here oh no you still single disgusting all right this way on are you going to go commit your sins and tell the judge are you actually assaulted me in the car oh man say this way see where it says female intake we're going to that door okay not like either hey he single is that just like you to the door all right and then when you go in just wait for professional boundaries there is no such sexual relationships between staff and inmates Horsemen oh my God oh my God me me me this is no vampire ever assaulted by police officer several times I told him that I did not AC EP is BS contract and he's still trying to kill me to be his [Applause] submissive sh SE Inside Man and stare at a Purgatory human beg [Applause] oh my God oh my God with your phone number noo the suspect was charged with criminal mischief for damages over $200 and under $1,000 her bond was set at $1,000 but on April the 26th 2024 she was found incompetent to stand trial you are not related to my family and never will be nice r i can touch my organs without consent I'm African Aman [Music]