Welcome to the Prime Analyzer channel. This is what you can expect from this channel. An analysis of videos. That's correct. This is not a reactionary channel. You can expect great commentary and last but not least, an education. Now, it's time to analyze this video. What the [ __ ] [Music] Hello officer. >> Hello. >> Sorry. >> Hi. >> Um, >> I didn't mean to do this. I can pay this. >> Okay. So, uh, she has in her purse around $300 worth of unpaid merch. Now, just take everything out. Okay. >> Yeah, I'll pay for it. Yeah, take it off. >> All right. No, I was going to give it to my somebody. Okay, I'll pay for it. I promise. >> Well, right now it's too late, right, to pay for it. You already tried stealing it. >> No, but I can always pay, right, sir? >> No, you cannot. >> Huh? [Music] >> But I'll pay for it. It's >> Have a seat, please. >> Have a seat. >> No, ma'am. Your time to pay for the items was when you walk past the checkout counters. Now the only thing you're going to pay for is your actions. And by the way, is that medical attire? I see. >> No, but I'll pay for it. >> Have a seat, please. >> Have a seat. Do you have any ID on you? >> No, I don't have >> You don't have any identification? >> It's in my car. >> It's in your car? >> Okay. What kind of car do you have? >> Paper. What kind of car do you have? >> Just don't ruin my name. >> Huh? >> Just don't ruin my name. >> Don't ruin your name. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I promise. I think >> you ruined your own name. So, I'm going to need your name. >> Ah. When you aren't treated with privilege or shown entitlement, you start to develop a sense of loss, discomfort, diminishment, deprivation, and perhaps even bewilderment. >> Just don't ruin my name. Huh? >> Just don't ruin my name. >> Don't ruin your name. >> Yeah. Okay, >> I promise. I promise. >> You ruined your own name, so I'm going to need your name. >> Have a seat. Do you have anything on your person that may uh hurt anyone? Like needles, >> knives? >> Don't Don't listen. Put everything down. I didn't ask you to do that. Take off that jacket for me. Put it over here. Don't go in your pockets. Listen to my instructions. Okay. >> Okay. >> Stand up. Take that jacket off. Place it right over here. Right over here. Place the jacket over here. >> Right there. >> Right there. Turn. Put your hands up. Turn around. >> Okay. Have a seat. >> Have a seat. >> All right. >> Is this your jacket? >> I'm sorry. Yes. >> It's mine, too. >> Is this yours? >> Yeah. >> No, that's mine. It's brand new. >> Yeah. >> Stop lying, man. Why you lying? >> No, bro. I put it over there in the back. >> I'll pay for it. >> Those are Ray-B bands on. >> Yeah. Take a picture of you with just my records. >> But there always says like you can pay for >> No, not at Target. Only only at Walmart. Not at Target. Okay. Target's really serious about theft and all that stuff. >> I know, but there's always thing you can pay for it >> at Walmart. Not in here. No, you cannot pay for it no more. Okay. >> Well, can can I resolve it? >> Um, >> it's new year. >> So, please [Music] give me two. Um, so okay. >> No, I'm not. I don't speak Spanish. >> You don't speak. Where you from? >> Philippines. >> Philippines. Okay. When you listen, I can I can pay for this. I'm professional. >> So, I'm professional, too. And I got to do my job. >> Sumaya. Sumaya is your middle name. >> Yeah. Oppo. >> Huh? >> Oppo. Yes, sir. >> Okay. And your last name is uh >> Yeah. Listen, I know this stuff. I know that when you do that, you can always pay. Don't go through too much. It's new year. >> Sorry. >> Please. >> I don't care. >> Please, sir. >> No, this you're saying $300. $400. >> I'll pay for it. >> What is your address? >> Do me a favor. Don't argue with him. >> Okay. >> Okay. Everybody has a job to do, right? >> Okay. >> This is his job is to catch people who steal, right? If the company has an ordinance that they're not going to let anybody go past a certain amount, then that's his job to continue and follow that ordinance. >> Okay? >> It's not yours to dictate whether or not he could let you go or now you want to pay for all this [ __ ] that you took. >> Okay? >> Can I pay for it? Cuz I have to give it to somebody tonight, please. It's a birthday. I still have a patient to go. So, if I can pay for it, I know >> what what what do you do for a living? >> I'm a nurse. >> You're a nurse? A registered nurse? >> Look at this clown. She is so adamant about other stores allowing her to pay for the items. The only way you would know that is if you were stealing from other stores previously. Sticky fingers can kiss her RN license goodbye once the board of nursing sees that she has criminal history. Adios. >> What What do you do for a living? >> I'm a nurse. >> You're a nurse. A registered nurse or >> I'm a registered nurse. >> Registered nurse. Okay. What brings you over here? >> No, I have a patient nearby here in um North Latro. So, I go past >> North Lrobe. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I didn't mean to like what I said. I'll pay for it. It's New Year. I know. Walmart does that, but I only >> How many times have you been arrested for uh retail theft? >> No, >> never. What about theft in general? >> No, never. Just first time cuz I'm rushing. >> Okay, let's try this again. How does the name on your license appear? Because you're not coming back with no record. >> Okay, >> we can go to my >> I want to pay this cuz I want to >> Hold on a minute. What? Mari Sumaya. >> Okay. Is the name Somaya? >> Middle name. >> Is that spelled out in your license? >> S U M A Y A. That's Filipino. >> Can you give me a copy of the video and stuff? >> Yes, sir. You have you have a USB? >> Uh, yeah, I do. >> Yeah, I can put it in there. >> And also, uh, do you have any complaint forms? >> Yes, I do. >> Are they the new ones? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. [Music] Yeah, it's the same. The same way you get the number the same way. >> Turn around. All right, let's go. >> I'm not running. >> Huh? >> What is it? >> Very sorry for me. >> You're very sorry for you? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'm married to >> You're married to a cop? No, you're not. >> I am. New Hampshire. Starky. Look it up. >> New Hampshire. >> Yeah. >> Where's that in the the state of New Hampshire? >> Oh, okay. So, he's not a cop anymore. >> I used to be US Air Force. >> Huh? used to be used air. >> He used to be reserved. >> Yeah. >> My son. >> The woman was charged with felony retail theft, booked and later released with a scheduled court date. >> Listen to her. She still wants that privilege, doesn't she? Now she is informing the cop that she is married to a cop as if that excuses her theft. I guess she thought saying that would make the cop take the cuffs off and let her go. If this suspect is stealing a felony amount of items from Target, I can't imagine the items that she is stealing from her job or the patients that are in her care. Do you really want to be the person in the hospital with Miss Nurse Sticky Fingers rumaging through your purse while you are in the hospital cafeteria? I don't think you do. Well, that concludes my analysis of this video. I'll catch you on the next one. Peace. >> If you haven't subscribed to the Prime Analyzer channel, you are missing out on great content. Subscribe now so that you will have the advantage of receiving notifications for the upcoming content that is soon to come. The upcoming content contains information that has been thoroughly researched and possibly repurposed. 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