Welcome to the Prime Analyzer channel. This is what you can expect from this channel. An analysis of videos. That's correct. This is not a reactionary channel. You can expect great commentary and last but not least, an education. Now, it's time to analyze this video. We're going to have you come over here, too. >> We'll talk about that, but we're explaining to you right now. You're both being detained. Okay. Free to leave. We're going to have to get your information, figure out what's taken cuz the business told us that. So, >> no, that's bull. I don't know what you're expecting me to do. That's what they've told us. >> What do you mean told you? We just literally just paid. >> I got you, but not for all the items. >> What do you mean not for all the items? We went over there. That's a pretty good return. >> Stop lying, lady. >> Ah, click it. Click it real good. Ah, click it. Click it real good. >> We went over there. That's a pretty good return. stopped by lady bars. And they didn't pay for the chips. What do >> you mean we didn't pay for the chips? I have my receipt here that she paid as well. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she did. >> Nice try. >> Well, you want to go over there to register? We literally >> I do. I just saw you on camera. >> Yeah. Nice try. Come over here. >> Hey, I think you got confused about where you're free to go. Okay. You're not free to leave. Turn back under. Hey you. Yeah, you. The one sitting on the couch eating chips. Get your butt up and take your nutty professor finger and hit the subscribe button so you can see videos analyzed by the Prime Analyzer like this. >> Hey, I think you got confused about where you're free to go. Okay, you're not free to leave. Turn off the rest. >> For what? >> Oh, we can leave out the door and we pay for it, right? >> Okay. All right, let's go. Wait here. >> And give me one second. I'm going to double lock this so they don't tighten on you. Okay. >> Is this your receipt? Well, like three things. >> Now, I'm not promoting nor condoning shoplifting. However, if you are a shoplifter, wouldn't it be more inconspicuous to at least buy a certain amount of items to go along with your stolen items just for the sake of optics? You know, there should be a percentage of purchase items and the stolen items. And that percentage shouldn't be a 3 to 100 ratio. Is >> this your receipt? got like three things. >> What's this receipt? >> What's this receipt? [ __ ] one. >> Which one? >> He said this one, right? >> Yeah. >> We don't see anything with that. >> What's your first name, man? >> What's your last? Have you ever had one? Don't forget about this one. >> That's not mine. >> No, it's not yours. The vlog's at Target. >> Okay. So, what does that have to do with mine? >> Slow today, aren't they? >> No, that's literally not mine. >> Yeah, I know. It's Target's in her bag. >> That wasn't in my >> That was her bag. >> It was in her bag. Mhm. >> All right, ladies. going to take a couple pictures of you. It's just for target purposes. Okay. >> Why'd you guys come in today? Just needed stuff. Personal use. You selling it? >> Feed the kids. >> Feed the kids. >> Cuz I have no cash. >> I need to feed my kids. What are you going to do? Sell makeup to the kids or >> just buyer. >> Who are you selling it to? >> Who's your buyer? >> Whoever just do that and sit there and actually Oh. Good. Yes. We're for now online or >> She says she has a buyer just whoever wants it. >> I'd rather just do that than sit there and actually if like I said I go wrong but I don't want to be sleeping around. Yeah, >> I do. >> And I don't have a job. So yeah, I'm in the process of getting my identification and everything as well. Cool. And I was trying to get a job as well. So I was going to be the next step after we got done here. >> There's got to be reason, right? >> Yeah. Cuz off and on I work over there at the market downtown. But that's usually the silver market. That's when I usually go get food and my drinks. That's what I usually work for. >> Okay. Where do you sell it at? >> What do you sell? Then the stuff you get, where do you sell it at? >> Just whoever wants to buy it. usually in the hood. >> How do you advertise it? How do you let them know you got stuff to sell? >> Just go around and ask anyone that wants to buy items from them. >> Just on the streets or is like their house or something. You go to >> the streets. The streets and yeah, whoever basically wants items, I guess. >> You guys definitely know what you wanted. That cosmetic [ __ ] >> Yeah. [Music] All right. So, both of you guys are just going to be under arrest. Felony shoplifting. Um, you have a felony warrant that we're confirming right now. So, um, just kind of want to give you guys that update. >> What's your warrant for? >> If he has one, do you have a cigarette? >> You have a cigarette on you in that bag or what? >> Okay. >> Yeah, we'll do that downtown. Okay. >> Brian, that's right. >> I'm going to have you stand up. I hate >> all of that stealing that they did. And they didn't steal some shirts that fit over their bellies. I mean, seriously, is this the new fashion or is it me? I mean, am I out of style? I mean, their bellies are hanging out like good old buddies at a nightclub, right? That's right, stand up. We'll >> get your stuff here in a second. Yes. We're going to walk to the second car there. Do you have any needles or anything that's going to poke me? No. Any knives? >> Just no needles though. That's That's my main concern. 37 Robert >> can't do it with the felony. >> Like even if I don't step foot on the property on my post >> if what >> if I don't set foot on the property. >> You can't do it. It's not even my choice. It says >> so cuz I can't lose anything that I have right now. If I do, I'm going to lose everything. And I can't lose anything. And I'm not trying to be back home. I'm trying to be good on the street. >> Got you. >> And I'm like literally taking care of someone right now. And that's how like I get a little bit of my money instead of sitting there sleeping around or anything like that. >> Please like drop your stuff off. >> David 421 Robert. >> There's nothing I can do. >> There's no way we can ride. >> Just take a seat right there. Help. You all want my dick? >> Yeah. >> The charges were felony shoplifting, possession of a controlled substance, and conspiracy to commit a felony. A felony can significantly affect a professional job by leading to disqualifications from certain careers, making it difficult to get hired due to background checks and potentially causing job loss. The impact depends on the nature of the felony and the specific industry. With professions in health care, education, and finance being particularly sensitive to convictions, many professional licenses and permits can be suspended or revoked after a felony conviction. Now, out of all the places that these two belly bandits could steal from, they chose Target, which has surveillance technology equivalent to that of a casino. And also, I find it hard to believe that the suspect was stealing for her children because she stole a bag of Doritos. And factoring in the size of her belly, I can make a logical determination that she had every intention of devouring them. Well, that concludes my analysis of this video, and I will catch you on the next one. Peace. >> If you haven't subscribed to the Prime Analyzer channel, you are missing out on great content. Subscribe now so that you will have the advantage of receiving notifications for the upcoming content that is soon to come. 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