In Ohio, officers tried stopping an elderly man with active warrants. But instead of pulling over, he took off on a lawn mower. What followed was one of the slowest, strangest pursuits they'd ever seen. He waved officers away, drove through yards, dodged patrol cars, and even tried to run over an officer who approached on foot. A taser had no effect thanks to his thick coat. And with speeds barely reaching 9 mph, the chase turned into a bizarre loop through neighborhoods. Officers finally ended the pursuit, deciding to file charges instead of chasing him further. The next day, when a friend brought him home, police moved in. He joked, complained, and insisted he was too old for all this, but the charges were waiting. What started as a lawn mower getaway ended with new warrants, new arrests, and one unforgettable pursuit.