Keep your nose points from you're from one side or the other. What? This is irritating. Do you understand me? Hello, police department. Hello. Hello, police department. You okay? Yeah. What's going on? Pretty clear. Huh? Are you okay? I'm always clear. Talk to me. What's going on? You need an ambulance? No. Why would an ambulance? Well, but now you're spitting. I'm just making sure you're okay. I'm always okay. I'm never spitting. What do you mean? You were just spitting. I'm just asking to make sure like if you need to vomit or something like Are you sick? No. Okay. No, I almost need to spit. That's because I'm saying close the door, please. No. No. I won't be doing that. Why are you asleep in your car with the door wide open? I'm not asleep with my door wide open. Well, you're not anymore cuz I woke you up. I haven't been asleep with my door wide open. So, what were you doing when I found you? Nothing. I'm sitting here in my phone. Hello. You weren't on your phone. You were asleep. I'm never at my phone. Okay. Where are you at right now? At my car, right? Where's your car at? Here. Where is here? In downtown. Downtown. You know what time it is? 10:30. It's not 10:30. It's about an hour later. It's 11:30. Okay. That's not too bad, though. How much have you had to drink tonight? Nothing. I'm going home. I find that hard to believe. If you turn on this car and you drive, I will arrest you for DUI. I'm trying to help you out right now. Okay. How much have you had to drink tonight? If you drive off, I'm going to place you under arrest for DUI. No problem, sir. I'm not cuz I need a text. I think you need to perhaps get a ride. Maybe call an Uber. Can you call an Uber or perhaps a friend to come get you? Okay, perfect. That sounds like a good idea. Hello. What? You said hello. I'm here. Well, yeah, cuz you looked up at me like I did look up at you like I'm doing something wrong. You have your license on you? Perfect. I actually can't stand this. Of course, you're right next to me. So, are you going to answer my question with how much you've had to drink tonight? Nothing. You've had nothing. Are there narcotics on board? Are you just tired? Yeah, I am just tired. Okay. So, you were tired enough to fall asleep behind the wheel with the door open? I have not fallen asleep with the door open. You You were because I had to shake you to wake you up. That's what I keep telling you. Why would I lie about that? How you getting home? Shaking to get the dare open. Not to get the dare open. It's a door. But to shake shaking. No, the door was open like this. I didn't open it. The door was open like this. That's why it was concerning because you're passed out in the driver's seat of a car. You were. I'm not passed out. You were. So, are you getting a ride home or do I need to make sure that you're okay to drive, sir? I'm awake. You're awake? But yeah, I don't I don't think that you're okay to drive. I'm okay. I promise you if you start that car and start driving, I will take you to jail for DUI. I'm not. Are you going to call somebody or you calling an Uber? How we doing that? I'm not. I'm just sitting here. Can you leave me alone? No. No. So, I'm going to ask you one more time. Can you contact someone to come get you? I'm okay if I'm get someone myself. Negative. Is that Why is that negative? You're pretty hammered. I'm hammered. Oh, for sure. Can we uh do one thing and start off by you just getting out of the car? Why do you need to get out the car? What? Why do you need me to get out the car? Because you're drunk and we just don't want you sitting in the car anymore. I'm not drunk. I need to get into the car. I'm sorry. I'm not drunk. What are you selling? Of course, I'm going to work 7 hour [ __ ] Yeah, but even then like it well it was like four to five hours first but even then it's like a thing of just being concerned that he found you sleeping in your car. I wasn't sleeping in my car though. What were you doing? Sitting here after work on my phone. Hello. Yes. On my phone. But he had to shake you to wake you up and notice that he was here. Shaking me out of sleep. Do you hear what you're saying? I do. I don't know if you do. It's on camera. Yeah, it's it's on camera. All of us are recording. When he walked up, it was on camera when he shook you to wake you up. And you see that I'm awake right now. Asleep is crazy because I'm not asleep and I'm here afterward. Now you're not. But you were asleep. What do you need from me? Huh? Do you need Do you need something from me? I would like for you to step out of the car. Or what do you need from me? Perfect. All right. What do you need from me? So, I'm going to ask you again. How much have you had to drink today? Nothing. because I'm after work and I need to go home. Okay. What time is it now? 10:30, right? No. Okay. 10:33. Would you be willing to do some uh 11:33? It's an hour late. Would you be willing to do some exercises to make sure that you're okay to drive? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Do you need to put your sleep down so you're a little warmer cuz it's kind of chilly out here? It is chilly out here, but I didn't need to do that. Do you need Do you need me to do that? Okay. Go ahead and put your phone down in the uh seat for me. Okay. 42 is for 107. Awesome. We're going to stand right over here where it's a little more lit. All right. No problem. Perfect. Okay. What I'm going to have you do um is stand with your feet together, arms down by your side. Did you need me to do that? Just like that. Perfect. Stare at the tip of this pen. You see this pen? Yes. All right. Perfect. You're going to follow with your eyes and your eyes. Say with your feet together for me. Perfect. Just like that. You're going to follow the tip of the pen with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. Don't move your head. Any questions? I don't think so. All right. Perfect. Eyes only. Eyes only. You're moving your head. You want to keep your head nice and straight. Just follow with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. All right. All right. Perfect. Eyes only. I am eyes only. You just moved your head. So, just want to make sure we're on the same page. You understand that? Keep your head straight. Follow with your eyes and your eyes only. You just moved your entire head. Keep your nose pointed. You're from one side of the other. You're just You're just following it. You're just following with your eyes. That's it. Eyes only, not your head. Okay. Perfect. Just like that. Follow this with your eyes and your eyes only. Keep your head straight. Eyes and your eyes only. Keep your head straight. You want to follow this. Don't move your body. Eyes and your eyes only. Okay. There you go. Perfect. Just keep following it. Eyes and eyes only. Keep your head straight. Keep your head straight. Head straight. Nose. Nose to nose. Follow this. Follow this with your eyes and your eyes only. Don't move your nose from where it is. Don't move your nose. Moving your head again. Put your head straight. Put your head straight. Put your head straight. Straight towards me. Straight towards There you go. And look at this with your eyes. Put your head straight. Look at me. Head straight. Head straight. Head straight. Head straight at me. There you go. And you're looking at this with your eyes and your head with your eyes and your eyes only. Correct. But you're you're moving your head. So, I need you to keep your head in line with me and follow this with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. Okay. All right. Perfect. No, you're moving your whole body. Whole body? Yeah. Just move your whole body. Eyes and your eyes only. Okay. Okay. All right. Perfect. This next exercise is called the walk and turn. Would you agree that this is a straight line right here? Yeah. This line right here. You can see it. Go ahead and put your left foot on the line and put your right your left foot on the line on the yellow line. I'm so sorry. I'm left left and right. I'm not good with that. You're not good with that? No. Okay. So, put two fingers in the air just like that. That makes an L. That's your left side. This that doesn't make an L is your right. Okay. So, left foot. Left foot on the line. Straight on the line. Perfect. Just like that. While keeping your left foot there, place your right foot heel to toe in front of your left foot. Nope. Just like I'm doing here. I'll I'll step to the side so you can see it. Left foot down, right foot heel to toe in front of it. Just like that, but you're going to stand on the line like you do. Here, I'll get to your starting position and show you. Okay. Okay. Left foot on the line. Right foot heel to toe in front of it. Go ahead and do that right here for me. And left in the middle. Your left foot. Your left foot. Left foot. Right. That's you. Your left foot's right there. There you go. Okay. There. There you go. And now put your right foot in front of it. Heel to toe. Just like I'm doing. Just like I'm doing. Just like I'm doing. Left foot on the line. On the line. Left foot on the line. Left foot on the line. There you go. And now bring your right foot to your left foot. Just like this. Touching. Is this your shoe? Nope. This is what I'm doing. But you're going to do it on this line. Which way do you want to walk here? Let's start this over. Which way do you want to walk? We'll do it that way. That way. You want to walk that way? It's completely up to you. Which way do you want to walk? Okay. I want to go that way. Well, it's going to be a straight line that you have to walk. So, would you like to walk this line or would you like to walk that line? Straight line. But I'm in a car. You're not in a car. You're outside the car. I am a tape if you want. Would would you like uh my partner to put down some white tape on the ground? Would that make it easier for you? Whatever you guys want. Well, it's what you want cuz I've given you the same I've given you the same direction like 40 times. So, I'm asking you what you want. What for the walk and turn? What would you like? I want to get the out of here. What do you mean what I want to get out of here? I want to get out of here. So, like whatever the [ __ ] is in front of me. I want to get out of here. Very good. This is irritating. Do you understand me? Well, it's irritating that you don't seem to get my instructions that I've repeated 42 times. So, I'm going to ask you one more time. Cuz I got in left foot on the line just like this. Okay. Are you not going to do any of these exercises? I understand, but I get the [ __ ] out. Are you Are you not going to do any of these exercises? No, I understand. Okay. I'm going to ask you. I'm gonna I'm gonna Okay. Two. Are you going to do any of these exercises? Yes, officer. Okay, I'm going to give you another opportunity to do these exercises. Okay, officer. Yes, ma'am. Cuz I'm understanding what the [ __ ] you're getting on. I'm trying to get what the [ __ ] you're on. I'm getting in the middle of the intersection with the [ __ ] tool. Okay, I'm I'm in the intersection with your lights on and your lights on. cuz I was trying to get in your lights. You want to give me do the exercise? Are you going to do the exercise? Yes. You are? Yeah. Okay, perfect. So, what I need is your left foot on that line. Left foot. Left foot on this light. On No, on this line. This yellow line that's right here. I need your left foot on it. Yeah. Is it on? No. Like like this. Like like I'm doing like I'm doing that. It should be John William Mary Edward 23. Yep. There you go. Left foot. Left foot on the line. Left foot on the line. Is this it? No, that's your right foot. Yeah. This is it, right? This line with that foot close. Put your left foot up. There you go. Okay. Perfect. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there. Your right foot, which is not the foot that's on the line. It's your other foot. Place it in front of your left foot. In front. Yes. In front. The lid. The lid. In front. Yeah. In front. Okay. All right. Do me a favor. Keep your hands behind your back. Okay. Yeah. You're being placed under arrest for DUI. You're in actual physical control of motor vehicle while intoxicated. Okay. No problem. Do you have any questions reference that? Why am I being arrested? Okay. Cool. We're going to go over to my patrol vehicle. My partner here is going to search you. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Why are you pulling me down? Why am I what? Pulling me down. You're not pulling me down. That would be gravity. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm asking you. Why are you pulling me down? Relax. Pulling what? Why are you pulling me back? Cuz you're walking away while she's trying to search you for me. Walking away. I'm wring right here. I'm I literally I work quite a lot. I work quite a lot. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Says you're an [ __ ] Do you have anything inside you? Your mouth. Anything anywhere inside you? If they find anything, it's an extra charge. Right. That's giving you the cases right now. You have anything inside you? Yeah. So sad. Sorry. Other than your shoes, that's okay. Go ahead and have a seat. Do you need help? My hands No, my hands are locked. I need a What? What can I help you with? Can you unlock your locks? No, I cannot unlock your locks, but I can put the jacket back up so it's a little easier. Okay, I appreciate that. There you go. No, I do not. She couldn't find it. I don't think my locks need to be on that [ __ ] card. Well, that's how that works. They're they're handcuffs. So, so go ahead and turn around. [ __ ] ask No, ask the [ __ ] sheriff's right there if they need them on. They do when there's a there's a sign when you walk inside cuz they in the C cuz they in them there's a sign when you walk inside that says all inmates must be in handcuffs. No, I'll point it out to you when we get there. No, let's not make this harder than it needs to be. Just have Thank you. No. Appreciate it. Thank you. If you need them on, then leave them on. Yep. That's all. I appreciate that. Thank you. Okay. You're welcome. Is there anything in your purse that we need to know about before we search it? No, you can leave the bug alone. Okay. What's the last four of your social? 203. The last four of your social 20 23. Your social exactly the same number. 2023. Your social security number. 2023. Dude, don't play with me right now. Okay. Well, give me your full social because we're not 2023. Your full social security number. 2023, please. Your social security number is longer than four digits. Your full social, it's nine-digit number. I don't know what my third my full digit number is. Okay. What's the last four? 2023. They I genu I'm telling you that's exactly what they tell me. Two 203. Do you know your address? Two 30 23 23 2023 What's your address? 2023. Okay. What's your social security number? 2323. Okay. And how much alcohol did you have tonight? Three. You had three alcohols? Yeah. Okay. If that's what you mean. Just like two, three. No, I'm asking how many alcoholic beverages you had. Yeah. Two, three, two, three. How many alcoholic beverages? Two, three. Two, three. Okay. Cuz what I mean with two, three, two, three is like two alcoholic beverages. Two, three. Two alcoholic beverages, three alcoholic. Was it like a vodka drink? Was it a beer? What was it? Two, three, two, three. Okay.