I'm not going to touch you cuz you peed on yourself. Nothing underneath you. >> I don't care about that. And you You know what I mean? Cuz what if I got anything up under What I'm saying the jail is going to find it and then you're going to charge with a felony. No, they ain't. They will find it. What if I got a little 22 up under my [ __ ] Then I shoot you in the face. Police pulled over a vehicle for driving erratically. Hi. Hello. >> Officer Nader, Sarasota Police Department. Hello. Good, and you? Good. Yeah. I'm going to call you right back. Listen, couple reasons for the stop. One, notice the tint looks a little too dark. Okay. Second, you were kind of going back and forth between the lane lines. You passed over the right shoulder a couple times. Okay. Have you had anything to drink tonight? Yeah, a little bit. Little bit? How much is a little bit? I don't even a shot. A shot? Okay. You mind rolling down your back window? About halfway and hold it. Or They don't go down. They don't go down? Does that window go up? The one on the right? Yeah. Yeah? Just halfway. Can you put it up halfway? That's good. I literally just come off of work and getting in the shower. Where do you work? 131 Main. Where was that? 131 Main. 131 Main? Where do you work? 131 Main. I just told him. No, I know, but what's what's the restaurant name or bar name? That is. That's it. It's called 131 Main? Yes, sir. In Sarasota or Lakewood Ranch. Lakewood Ranch. I literally just had my ID in my break. Can I open my door? For what? I'm I'm looking for my ID. Okay, do you think it fell in? Yeah, cuz I I just had it. Can you put it No. Oh, both of them. I don't care. You can put them right there. But I literally just had my ID. I know my ID number. My ID ain't in here. I literally just had it. This is your Visa credit card? No, I know that, but I'm telling you I know my ID number. Okay. Are you the registered owner to this car? Yes. Okay, so it's your car. Pull up my ID number. Open up. Y'all can search the car. Y'all can do anything, but you pull up my ID number, you should be able to look up my license, right? >> Okay, so this says you're you're the registered owner, right? >> Yes. Okay. Can I ask what am I being pulled for? So the tint was one thing. Yeah. >> And then just the way you were driving is a little bit erratic. You kept kind of going back and forth between lane lines. You crossed over the right shoulder. And I'm going to tell you. Once I seen a police behind me, I went to looking for my ID. Okay. That's what it was. I'm searching. Okay. Like I don't care. Y'all can write me a ticket. I really don't care. But that's what it was. Okay. I literally just pulled out from home. Well, where were you going? You just pulled out from home. To the store. What store? Right here. Cullen. What time do it close? Do you know? No. But we saw you We saw you over on Stay over by the car. Don't want you to get hit by another car passing by. Um we saw you over on um like up the street. Yeah, she's all right. No, I don't know. Please pull up. Is that your boyfriend or brother or friend? That's my cousin. I haven't even talked to him in forever. Okay. He just maybe noticed me. So we we saw you further down the street. On like off 29th. And Leon. This car? Yeah. We got behind you. Yeah. That's where we got behind you at. There was a cop car in front of you, and then there was a cop we were further up down behind you. Okay. So you said you just had one shot? Yes. When was that at? Like how long ago? 11:00. 11:00? Okay. What was the >> Okay. What kind of alcohol? >> was at home. Do you remember what kind? A whiskey shot. >> Whiskey shot? What time did you get off work? 11:00. Like 11:10 or so. Okay. And then you went home? Yes. 11:30 and took a shot. And then where did you go after that? You. Like I haven't been nowhere else or nothing like that. Okay. Have you taken anything else besides that one shot? >> No. No drugs, nothing? No. Okay. Do you I want to run you through a couple tests or exercises just to make sure that you're good to drive. Okay. Okay? Yes. Okay. So we're going to come back here. He's just going to turn his lights off so it's not as flashy. Stand right in front of your car for now. All right. >> I got to pee. Okay. You're going to have to hold on a sec. >> I can't. You're going to have to. Um If it got I'm telling you I'm peeing now. If it got to do with my goddamn She's peeing. No, I'm telling you I'm peeing because I wasn't going to be able to concentrate within that. I'm not drunk. I'm not doing nothing or nothing. Okay. Okay. Do you have any um problems with your eyes? Do you wear contacts, glasses? Nothing? Okay. Have you had any brain injuries, head trauma? Okay, do you have any problems with your legs? No? Okay. Uh what's your highest level of education? High school. High school? Okay. Are you comfortable with your numbers? What do you mean by that? Like counting? Are you good like with your basic numbers? Yes. Okay. So if I ask you to count backwards from 58 to 42, can you do that? Do you want to try? I wouldn't be able to do that even if I wasn't like had a shot. Okay. That's what I'm trying to say. Okay. Um Like I'm dyslexic, so I wouldn't be able to do that anyway. Do you know your ABCs? Yes. Okay. Would you be comfortable saying your ABCs starting at the letter E, ending at the letter P? Yeah. Okay. Go for it. E to P. E E F G H I J K L M N O P. Okay. All right. So what I'm going to do next, I'm going to just check your eyes, okay? So you're going to look at my pen, the tip of my pen with your eyes and your eyes only. You're going to track the tip of my pen, okay? Exercise. Hands at your side, feet together. You're going to choose whichever foot you want, left or right, okay? Okay. You're going to lift whichever foot you choose off the ground 6 in parallel to the ground, okay? Hands are going to be at your side. You're going to look down at your foot. You're going to count 1,001, 1,002, 1,003 until I tell you to stop, okay? So just this one. The right. Timer. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 1,001, 1,002, 1,002 3 4 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008 1,009, 1,0010, 1,0011, 12. I don't have great balance. You keep going. What number I supposed to go to? We're good. Okay. All right. Is it seconds or time? It was just 1,001 till I told you to to go. All right, do me a favor and turn around. All right. Your hands on your back. All right, you're being placed under the under arrest for driving under the influence of alcohol. Really? Yes, ma'am. For what though? I will explain that to you in a minute. Do you have anything else you can get out of the car right now? >> No. Can I call my mom, please? Uh down at the jail they'll let you call. Look, is that Is that your cousin right there? Hey. Okay, maybe he can let them know. Call him now. Why don't I ask him if I owe him [ __ ] Can you please bail me out? I'll pay you back, please. What the [ __ ] You You going to take my car now? All right, real quick. We're going to go back to this car. Can I get my shoes? I took my shoes out there. >> Yeah, they're right there. I'm trying to do it the right [ __ ] way. Hey Grace, can you just watch her real quick while I get some gloves? Yeah. Stand right here with this officer for a second. You don't have anything like stuffed in you that the jail is going to find? I'm not I know. I'm not going to search. I'm not going to touch you cuz you peed on yourself. Nothing underneath your clothes? >> care about that. >> And you shouldn't cuz I know Look, I'm saying the jail is going to find it and then you're going to get charged with a felony. >> No, they ain't. They will find it. What if I got a little .22 up [ __ ] Then I shoot you in the face. No. No. I'll also put you into an X-ray machine. No. I could get that. They could They'll put you through an X-ray machine. Okay, I'm just letting you know. If If they find it, then you'll get a felony. So, that's fine. I'm not getting a felony cuz I shouldn't even have what I have. That's the whole thing. Hey, come get me, please. She was charged with DUI. To catch all the insanity, be sure to subscribe and ring the bell for all notifications.