[Music] May 13th, 2023. Today we will be joining Officer Joshua Lawrence and Officer Megan Thomas of the FWC while they conduct a safety inspection on a vessel they stopped in the Mantenas England. While approaching the vehicle, Officer Lawrence saw three people on board and an empty 12-pack of twisted TE's. Remember guys, if you like this here video, be sure to hit that like button and leave me a comment. Y'all enjoying the day? I got that whistle. That's good, man. Do you have the the paper registration? Maybe. But it's on there, right? Is it the same thing right there? So, it's just like a car. I do have it, but I think I have it in my truck. Okay. So, it's just like a car. If I stop you in a car, you know, when I ask for your license, registration, supposed to just hand me that white piece of paper. I don't have it on me. You don't have it on you? That thing is on there, but I have it probably inside my boat. Do you have that fire extinguisher? Fire extinguisher. It's mounted. Can you pop that open if I can? There it is. I just got to be able to see it. Oh. Where's the other one? Cuz I can't see it. Yeah, you can't see it. You mind if I just hop on and come take a look? You got this. Maybe that one. I can't see anything up under there. You don't have one over here. Okay. Are you guys getting ready to head home? Yeah. So that's I lost out of uh out of Colbert right there. Out of where? Out of Culbert at at the Cobert land. At Cobert uh Marshall King. Marshall King. Oh, okay. Okay, I got you. I normally have my big boat in my Kansas. I mean at the at the Y Harbor is where I keep my big boat at. This is my small boat. I got Okay. So you keep it at Y Harbor? Yeah. The the 27 foot that I have I keep at Y. What other boat you got? I got the Leonardo. Leonardo. The big is you got the bikardi flags hanging out the back there. I might have seen it in there. You probably seen me plenty times. I'm Willie from Philly. Everybody I can't say that. I actually visited Philly the first time. There's nothing there to see. There's nothing like yo Willie. I had some mean. I went there for football. I watched I watched the Packers play the Eagles. All right. All right. I'm Packers fan. Packers. Oh. Oh. They talked me so much up in the stands. I tell you what. Yeah. Eagle. Eagles. I mean, we had a good season. Hopefully this year, you know what I'm saying? You don't ever hear Oh, you're from Wisconsin? Yeah. You don't ever hear from a Green Bay fan. Oh, yeah. Ever. No, I was born and raised down here. Just Just happened to grow up that way. Really? But you became You don't ever hear that? Ever? So, how is it? Is your family Is it Is your family with Nope. Just It was one of the first games I ever watched. Stuck with me when I was like five or four or five. Came was like, "You know what? That's my squad." Yeah. That's what's up. I mean, it's hard to be a footies fan, but I've been doing years. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got your ID on you? I can take a look at I've been there every year. So, it's kind of like how how do you not I think they're having issues. Yeah. Hey, if you guys are ever out here and you see me on my Leonardo boat and I got the grill grilling, feel free to stop by. You guys got free food all day long. I I appreciate that. I I make like the best. I don't make hamburgers and hot dogs like everybody else. I got like the beanos. I got like the kebabs, what you call them? Flaming flaming some some nice prime rib grilling on there. Come see. You'll see the Bardi flags fine because there's all kinds of bottles of Picardi on it. It's burgundy. You got the is a 27 foot C right got the burgundy cardi flags flying. Okay. This is my small boat. I just got this. The guy gave it to me for free. Man, I need to know the right people. No. So, so, so, so my friend, he was like, "Hey, Lil." He's like, "I'm going to with this boat." He's like, "The engine never gets right. Something's wrong with the engine." I was like, he's like, "I'm done with it." He was like, "You know what? Like, you want it?" I was like, "Yeah." So, I took it I parked in my house. I took the engine off. I took it out and I I sent the I took it all broke it all down. Send the block away. Got it releved. Got new pistons thrown in it. New new rods. Rebuilt in my garage off of YouTube, bro. That's pretty good. It runs like a champ. So, it's like a $8,000 boat for free. Now, you can't beat that just by fixing it up. All right, man. So, I'm going to be honest with you. I see the alcohol on the boat. I'm a little worried that you might be impaired. Okay. So, I'm gonna ask you to come over here and just do a field sobriety task for me and make sure that you're okay to operate this boat. Okay. So, I'm gonna have you come on over just and walk to the front of the boat. Can I Can she hold on to your sunglasses for you? Yeah, I got them. You got them? Well, you're going to need your hands. That's why I'm saying if she if she wants to hold on to those for you. What was your first name again? William River. That's right. Will from Phil. Willie from Philly. Willie from Philly. I see you. You trying to make me seasick? No. No. I'm not trying to do anything. Just keep your keep your head straight. All right. One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, three. Go ahead and speed up. One, two. Keep speeding up for me. Yeah. Keep speeding up for me. Okay, you can you can stop. You're good. You're good. You're good. The second task is to memorize the position of your fist. After you counted to four, clap your hands three times and return your fist to the memorized position. So after that, it's just going to go. Yo, what the [ __ ] is this? Playing pity pack cat. What you going to do? One, two, three, four. So I got to read I got to read the instructions. Look. All right. Well, I'm going to be honest with you. After everything that I saw today, I think you're too impaired to operate this boat. So I'm going to have you stand up, turn around, and place your hands behind your back. I'm going to place you under arrest for boating under the influence. Sorry, man. How was that? So what now? They can't drive the boat and we're we'll figure that out all together. All right. Just place your hands behind your back. All right. All right. Go ahead and sit back down for me. You have anything in your pockets? Anything that I should know about? Nope. Okay. Can I get one of my other captains out here? Can I call somebody? Uh, we can work on that. I just before we do anything though, I got to make sure you put a life jacket on because obviously your arm you're you don't have hands to swim, right? Yeah, for sure. So, do you have a test lower as opposed to that? Because I'd rather just do that, too. Yeah, we're going to we're going to get to that. I don't have that with me. Yeah, cuz I don't feel like I'm impaired to be honest with you. Like, if I was impaired, I would feel like that. I'm not impaired. I don't feel to get back there. Go ahead and sit back down for me. So I'll once I Sir, do you know how to do that? I'm gonna give you an opportunity to provide a breath sample. All right. Okay. I feel like from the you said, so I'm going to weave this through your arms here. Put it on properly just in case you happen to fall. I don't want you to to drown because you're in handcuffs, man. All right. Yeah. I don't want Yeah, it's scary. I'm going to There been handcuffs. Give me a second. Unbuckle it and then tighten it a little bit. It's not good. All right. This This is Why' you pick me up, man? Come on, man. Everybody, we're stopping every We're stopping as many people as we can. It's not even a good look right now, man. Looking like I'm a [ __ ] sucker right now. So, they don't look right now. Friends on that boat. You have friends on this boat over here. Stay sitting down, though. Okay. We got to go back to Colbert is where this boat needs to go back to. So, Hersel King is where the trailer at. That's where the trailer is at cuz it's not staying in your harbor. So, you don't know how to operate the boat? You don't know how to operate the boat? I I'd rather just take a breathalyzer and you can take take the test and see like where I'm at because I don't feel like that's a body test being that we're on water is is is satisfactory. We're going to get to that. I can't do it out here. I got to get back to my truck. It's in the truck cuz I don't feel like that's a satisfactory test as far as is what you're doing. Okay. Um, being that we're on the water and it's a high current right now going right now, I don't feel like that you can uh properly uh uh equipate how I am. I'm I'm going to give you the opportunity to do that. Okay. I just can't do it physically do it out here. Okay. All right. Yeah. I feel like this is a bad look right now cuz I got a lot of friends out here. This is Do you have anyone out here that can give you a hand? Cuz our only other option is to get this bow towed and I that's going to cost you an arm. I got I got US tow and we got to get back to Hersel King. Yeah. So when you get arrested, your toe membership is not there's a the statute that doesn't fall under toe. So you have to pay for that. Is there anyone out here that could give you a hand? No. Someone you said you know this boat right here? I know. Yeah, I know a few boats that are looking at us right now, but it's not like they can they can uh navigate my boat properly back to the launch. So So you want to get it towed? Um, it's going to be about ballpark a thousand bucks to get it to and they're going to have to I would like to take a breathalyzer again. We we'll get to that. I can't do it out here. All right. So, can I call my attorney then? The attorney? You can after you after everything's done, we can call your attorney right now. That's the only option I have is because uh I feel like I'm uh I'm lawfully restrained. I don't feel like the the sobriety test is properly conducted because we're on the water navigating through eight n eight knots water flowing through. Okay. So, these are all seated field sobriety test. If we did a standing, I'd be with you. But these are all certified. These are I understand. And and right now, let's deal with the boat, though. So, what do you want to do with this boat? So, what we're going to have to do is I'm going have to if I'm getting arrested for a DUI right now, I'm going to have to call my attorney. So, your attorney's got and then we can figure out where the boat's going to go from there because we're not there yet. We need to figure out where what you're going to do with your boat. Okay. All right. You'll have a chance to call your attorney at the jail. Right now, we need to figure out what we're going to do with this boat. Why don't you just call my attorney? Tell him I'm being retained on the water on my boat and um right now right now we're trying to figure out the boat. Call You can call your attorney or your attorney right now. We got to figure out what we're going to do with this boat. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's the problem. I don't have nowhere to go. I don't I don't want to leave your girlfriend stranded here. I don't have nowhere to go with So, we we can two options. We're trying to do that. How about we beach it? How about we just beach it? So, we're trying to be nice and get you get save you some money. Okay. So, what we're trying to do is for you to get someone then come take over this boat. If we're not going to do that, we'll just call toeboat. Yeah. And you can spend a thousand bucks. Wherever Wherever you want it to where this is Matanzas Inlet Matanis National Park right here. Call Mark. Ask him if he can drive my boat. Tell him to come back here. Tell him I I got arrested. All right. Mark Jul. Yeah. You got to Can I get my phone, please? Hold on. Give that to him. I don't want you to fall. So, yeah. Just draw Give that to him so you can like draw code it. Well, here. Sit down for me. Please sit down for me. I'm I'm going go nowhere. I know. I'm trying to work with you here. Either you can show tell me or show me. Here. I mean, I can show you. How about this? Look. Do like this. It's like start at the bottom on the left hand side. Uh-huh. And go as a N. As down, up and then over. Oh, and over. And then the last the last one. Go over. Yeah. Over. There you go. Okay. Now, let's go back to Let's go back to going to give it to you. You said call who? Call Mark. All right. Can you sit back down for me while we beach? I don't you know when we beach might lose some balance here. I really don't feel like I'm impaired. If I did, I would roll be honest with you. So, yeah. It's kind of embarrassing. Where are we going tomorrow? We're going to St. August. St. St. John's County Jail. Okay. St. John's County Jail. I mean, not really, right? Cuz we can go to the launch. You can give me a breathalyzer. You can see that I'm not over the level and then you can let me go from there. Correct. No matter what, we got to go to the jail either way. Okay. Sorry. Welcome to Welcome to America. I mean, I took a picture of this. I didn't get back there. If you could Yeah. all the pictures of all the beer. That's not for me. That was from everybody else. Throw a towel over me. Throw a towel over it. All you need to do is just wait here for the worst thing you could do is pull anchor and go try to get back to the boat ramp. And I don't want you all causing an accident. All right. No, because I'm not trying to You guys are safely anchored up. So, wait for your friend to come and give in. Okay. There's two people on the way. I just called me. Sit down, please, sir. just called me and so showed that you did blow right there at the the limit. Okay. What's the limit? 08. What's the limit's 0080? What am I at? So the first sample was a 079 and this is 2 hours after the I arrested you. So I was good then. What's that? I was good back then too. No, that means you're you're coming down. You haven't drank anything so you're coming down. So if I did the math, so 008 79 79 would be quick math 81 about what does it go by? Like a 0.1 every every hour like a 0.15 every hour. Yeah. So I'm good then. It was good. Was a 08. It would have been 085. You're you're already over the limit. You smell good. I can smell you from inside here. You got perfume on. Have you been less than hours, sir? an accident. Oh, his his pants have a giant rip down the back. Just FYI. [Music] [Applause] [Music]