You got to get tased, man. >> We haven't done a We got to get tased. >> Why haven't you keep on doing this? >> You don't even know what happened. Why are you doing this? Huh? Why are you doing this for you guys? We live here. You guys You guys, man, you're our neighbors. You're our [ __ ] neighbors. >> Your face. >> No, I can't cuz you'll take my coat off. >> No, we won't take I can't do it cuz I have to button my coat first. >> Button your coat. Put your hands behind your back. >> Okay, but my coat behind your back. >> I can't. >> Okay, she will grab your coat. You can grab your They're brutalizing your daddy. >> On August 11th, 2024, a tense neighborhood feud in Raymond, Washington, escalated when a 65year-old woman allegedly slapped a six-year-old boy over a scuffle involving her dog. What followed was a chaotic showdown outside a weed shop, complete with shouting, resistance, and a husband trying out for obstruction of justice. Watch the video to know what actually happened when neighborly drama meant police take them. How we doing? >> I'm all right. How are you? >> Good. >> What's up? >> So, what's going on today? >> Nothing. I'm waiting for my husband. He's in the front. >> Okay. Well, you're not free to go. You're being detained right now. >> You're going to have to shoot me, ma'am. >> Ma'am, this is my car and my husband's in the weed store. >> Okay. Well, you're not free to go. >> Well, that's where my husband is, so I know where I'm going. And if you want to assist me, you can't. >> It's the weed store. You'll have to come in here. >> That's fine. >> I have something. I don't know. >> Like I'm saying, you're being detained. So, I need you to step outside. >> What's going on here? I need her to step outside. >> I'm I'm with him. I'm not You've >> only been here a couple minutes, right? What is the problem? >> Right. So, what happened in Raymond? >> What are you talking about? >> What are you talking about? >> So, there's a situation that took place in Raymond that you're being detained for. Okay. >> Who am I? I mean, how do you know me? >> There was an assault on a child that took place. >> Oh, that that child was trying to hurt my dog. Okay. >> That that is illegal. They they >> assault. That's our neighbor. >> So, the Raymond Police Department, Ma'am, come over here. >> You're going to have to kill me. >> You understand? If you touch >> Wait a minute. Back up. Back up. >> This is my wife. I'm going to tell you. >> She has She has a condition. Okay. All right. Relax. Okay. >> All right. She hasn't hurt anybody. They're our neighbors. >> Back up or you got to lighten up on her. >> You got to lighten up on her. >> I'm telling you, you got to lighten up on her. That's our dog. >> Back up. Listen, man. You got to ease up on her. She's going in cuffs right now, man. What the dude? Back off. >> She's a little lady. Why are you putting her clothes behind her back? What the is the matter with you? >> Get arrested, too, if you don't back off. >> What the [ __ ] >> Then arrest him, too. Then arrest him, too. Then arrest him, too. Then arrest me. Then arrest you. >> What the hell, man? >> You're arresting this lady. >> You're not going to take me. She didn't do nothing. >> Walking back to her car. >> She didn't do nothing. She's with me. >> Investigation that's going on. >> She's with me. Back up. You can't arrest her. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. No, you can't. You're going to get killed. >> You can't, man. Listen, why the [ __ ] are you doing this? You're just showing up out of nowhere with no proof. >> Don't touch me. You may not touch my body. >> Show us a bit of proof. >> Like I said, >> you better show us some proof, dude. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. >> Back up or >> you give us some proof. What the >> Hey, I mean it, man. I mean it. >> What the? >> Back up. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. You can't do it. You can't do it, man. She hasn't done anything. She hasn't done anything, dude. Those are our neighbors. Those are our neighbors. >> They were with her all day long. >> Break my arm. Break my arm. >> How come nobody's How come nobody's taking me do that? You're brutalizing to her, sir. What are you doing to her? Hey, you're going to get tased. >> Get on the ground. >> On the ground. >> Now. You're going to get You're going to get tased. Get on the ground now. >> On the ground now. >> On the ground. >> On the ground now. >> On the ground. >> I am on the ground. on your back. >> Come out on the ground. On the ground now. >> What the [ __ ] do >> from the jump, this whole circus looked less like a police call and more like theater gone wrong. The wife bolted to hubby like a magnet to trouble and he stormed in like a discount Bruce Willis declaring his undying loyalty. She latched onto him like he was human armor, convinced love could shield her from the handcuffs or her own spectacularly bad decisions. >> On the ground. >> What the? on the ground. >> Well, I am I am on the [ __ ] ground. What's the matter with you people? >> On your face. >> What's the matter with you people? You're going to get tased, man. >> We haven't done a t Why would you keep on doing this? >> You don't even know what happened. Why are you doing this? Huh? What are you doing this for? >> You guys, we live here. You guys. You guys, man. You're our neighbors. You're a [ __ ] neighbors, man. >> Assault three on me. Jesus Christ. Assault. >> Give me assault. I know somebody is watching this. >> Everything's being audio and video recorded. >> Man, you don't even know what's going on. You weren't even there. You show up arresting that lady >> for an investigation and you come in and push on me. >> I'm going to jail for >> Dude, you're wrestling my wife. You're wrestling my wife. She didn't do nothing to you. >> First screaming brutality is BS. >> We'll get a statement from you here in a minute. >> Are you part of this store? >> Uh, no. I was just a customer, but gentleman in there that's working that might ma'am. Ma'am, you're not free to go. >> I'm going to stand here. I don't want to be brutalized anymore. Don't touch me. I won't go anywhere. Do not touch me. >> Do not touch me. I'm not going to stay right here. >> I'm I'm going to stay here. I'm not staying here. I'm right here. I am right here. You see that? Why you have a seat right here? >> I don't want to sit down. You said I can stay here. So, that's what I'm going to do. Okay. That's what I'm going to do. Okay. Cuz that's what you said to do. Isn't that right? >> Yep. You stay right here. That's what I'm doing. >> We got some more units coming. >> That's fine. That's what I'm doing. >> That's a little ladies 65 years old. I'm 65 years old. We haven't done anything. What is the matter with you guys? What the man? What is the matter with you guys? What kind of [ __ ] training you got for this [ __ ] Arresting people like this. What the heck, man? What would you do if somebody did that to your old lady? >> Well, one thing you don't get to do is shove me. >> Well, what do you think? Why do you get to shove my wife? Well, what do you think? Why do you get to shove my wife? Why would you grab your arm like that right now? >> Okay. You need to put your hands behind your back. >> I can't do that. I know. I got to >> Don't reach. Don't reach. Relax. My coat will open. And I don't >> face this way. Face this way for me. I'll coat, but bring that hand behind your back. >> There you go. >> Stop resisting right now. I'm scared though. Stop. No, I'm not. That's what I think you're doing is killing me. Do you want to see? I can't because my coat's in front. But I can't. >> But I can't cuz you'll take my coat off. >> No, we won't take it. I can't do it cuz I have to button my coat first. >> Button your coat. Put your hands behind your back. >> Okay. Put your hands behind your back. I can't. >> Okay. She will grab your coat. You can grab all day long. >> They're brutalizing you, daddy. It's because of you. Do you understand? Therefore, I cannot be with you. He understands now. So does your family. >> Got it. >> Well, you didn't. So Carolyn has reprogrammed you. That's right. Completely. It's not. >> Someone got blood on. >> I'm not Janet. I'm Nancy. >> What followed was pure neighborhood Shakespeare. Chaos, yelling, tasers sparking, and limbs flying like bad improv. The husband, still stuck in his night and shining armor phase, tried saving his misunderstood heroine. Instead, he scored a matching pair of cuffs. His wife also cuffed because nothing says true love like a his and hers arrest set. >> Let us drive home. You came and arrested her like that. >> You didn't give her any trouble. >> He had no proof. >> They showed up and grabbed her. A little lady is 65 years old hanging out with her puppy. Will I go get her some edibles? >> They came up to her. They had >> What the man? They didn't talk to me. I'm her husband. They just came up and said arrest her. >> Doesn't matter. What kind of cause is that? >> Sit up. >> Grab a stand. >> I hope they're witness. >> We're going to walk this way. >> I already told him I'll be a witness against you. >> Against me? Thanks, man. A witness against me. Somebody going to shut my car door. >> Yeah, we'll forget that in a minute. >> Right now, you're under arrest for assault in the third degree. Okay. >> Assault in the third degree. >> Yep. Anything on your person? >> My ID and my bleeding somewhere. Do you need a check out? Fig, I'm going to grab some boys. >> You can't tell me that you sat there and talked to her. None of you talked to her. Let me see. None of you did. None of you. Nobody talked to her. All you did was try to arrest her. Nobody talked to her. >> Detain, not arrest, man. There's a big difference. >> Yeah. Right. >> Okay. >> Right. One thing leads to another guy and you know it. Maybe it goes to other things. You know, >> like you said, you're under arrest for assaulting third degree. Okay. I walked out of the weed store and saw two people in black insulting my wife. >> Okay. It's just a yes or no. You want to talk to us? >> I forgot the question. I am talking to you now. >> But I need a yes or no whether you want to talk to us. Just a simple yes or no. >> Yes. >> Okay. Well, right now I don't have much to talk to you about. We were detaining her for an investigation that Raven was conducting. >> What did you do? She started tried to talk to her. >> She started walking away, not listening to her commands. So, she was being detained once we grabbed her to put her in. >> Give her a second. Then you came over and folded yourself where you didn't need to. >> Can't you see that you sh >> She doesn't know what's going on here. >> That's fine. >> Why don't you seem like a female, sweetie? >> My hair's about the same. >> I know, but your face is not the face of a female. And in fact, your name is Seagull, isn't it? Seagull. >> Bob Seagull, isn't it? >> So, okay. And I I have to do this. Why? What did I do wrong? >> We're going to explain that to you in just >> Okay. Thank you. >> I tried to explain that to you. Resist it. He was hurting my dog. And it doesn't matter to you, does it? >> That doesn't give you the right to. >> Yes, it does. >> Oh, you're not allowed to brutalize an animal. Did you know that? >> Hold on just a minute. I'm going to button your button. >> You have to kind of admit that you hate Jews sometimes. You know, and that's the problem. Are you Jewish? >> Are you Jewish? Are you a Jewish person? >> Face this way for me and check the back of you. Okay. >> Do you understand that I'm afraid of you? Does that make sense to you? >> Okay. But you got to be less scary. I mean, why do you want to scare me? Is that necessary? When I'm coming willingly, you have to keep being so frightening. You're too frightening. Is that okay? It's not okay with me. >> The husband was still auditioning for best overreaction in a husband role, ranting about his 65-year-old little lady like it was an Oscar campaign. Even in cuffs, love had him blind and loyal, still ranting about her innocence. Meanwhile, she thought, why not spice things up with a dash of racism? As if chaos needed seasoning. In the end, love lost and charges won. Apple Bomb was charged with two counts of assault in the third degree, one count of assault in the fourth degree and resisting arrest. Mark David Kelly was charged with assault in the third degree, obstructing a public servant and resisting arrest. 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