Stop. Stephanie, what is wrong with you, dude? >> That's not what a seizure looks like. Stephanie, >> I was just dropping off my friend because I'm the DUI tonight. >> You're the DUI tonight? >> Yes, sir. >> Why'd you climb out this side? >> This genius switched seats with his dog to avoid a DUI. Little did he know this brain deadad plan would backfire instantly. >> On the ground. One. >> Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. On May 14th, 2023 in Springfield County, an officer pulled over a male driver for reckless driving and oversp speeding. Instead of owning up, he slid into the passenger seat and left his dog behind the wheel. What should have been a routine stop quickly turned into one of the most ridiculous encounters that an officer would ever deal with. >> What's up, man? >> What's going on? Um, just hang it up. Uh, would you mind back in the car? >> The officer then observed two passengers in the back seat who were partially naked trying to cover themselves in a blanket. And things only got worse from here. >> Why'd you climb out this side? >> I don't. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Huh? How much have you had to drink tonight? All right, man. I I saw you driving. >> Yeah. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back right now. >> On the ground now. On the ground now. On the ground. One. >> Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> You will get >> You will get tased again if you don't if you move. You understand that? >> Are you Do you understand that? >> You will get tased again. Do not move. >> Chill the out. >> Send me cover now. Anybody you can get. >> Put your hands behind your back. Give me a taste again. Can >> I take a piss? >> No. Can you breathe? All right. Well, >> their side. You don't have any guns on you, do you? >> No. >> No knives. >> Okay, puppy dog. You're a good boy. >> All right. He's okay. All right. I'm going to have you roll and sit up so you're not face down anywhere. Okay. Stay right there. Stand up. Can you tell your dog to get back in the car so he doesn't get lost? Easy, bud. >> All right. Oh, what are you going to read when you're right there or what? >> Nope. Not right now. I'm not asking you questions. >> I have a call for you. >> You do? >> I am not asking any questions right now. >> So, that's not how it works. >> If I do ask questions, I'll read you. Okay. Hey, can you reach up there and turn the key off? >> Hand me the keys. >> Hand me my keys. >> Yeah, hand the keys to me. >> Okay. As long as I get them back. >> Yeah. Yeah, you'll get them back. I'm just going to set them up here. Okay. >> And you guys are headed back to where? Why did you come to Springfield? >> Cuz we came to pick up my friend Los Angeles, which is uh >> Los Angeles is that way >> and PBLO is that way. >> Are you serious? >> Yeah, you're in like the >> got lost. >> You must have got lost. I just wanted to make sure that we're all on the same page because I saw him get in the passenger seat. >> Yeah. >> How much has he been drinking tonight? >> I'm not uh I know he drank a couple of bottles of shooters. >> I knew Eric, >> I knew that. >> Yeah. Well, I guess you got a story to tell now. >> It hurt, bro. I was like, "Yeah, I can't move." >> So, here's here's your rights. Okay. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say. >> Yes, sir. I know. I know. >> Okay. I'm going to finish them. Okay. And then you can tell me. Okay. So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say >> to remain silent. >> Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. >> Okay. >> You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford to hire an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you before any question if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise his rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. >> Having those rights in mind, do you want to speak to me? >> No. Um uh >> yeah, I got the right to remain silent, right? >> Yeah, that's those and you and you you want to use those rights to remain silent, correct? >> Okay, perfect. All right, you're going to hang out here till medical gets here. They're going to take those taser probes out of your back and they're going to make sure you're okay and then we'll go from there. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. >> Will you watch him for a second? >> Deal with these. Um, there's not really any place right now. If you can hold it, that's the best your thing. And I'll I'll get you to a bathroom as soon as we can. Okay. I got to go. Hey, brother. So, since they're taking you to the hospital, make sure you're okay. We can't do a breath test at the hospital. Would you be willing to do a blood test? >> Uh, yeah. Okay. >> Following the test, the suspect's blood contained fent and an alcohol content of 026. He was charged with DUI, speeding, and resisting arrest. And while this man tried to throw his loyal dog under the bus, the next woman went for an even bolder act, faking a seizure only for it to backfire badly. >> Stop. Stephanie, what is wrong with you, dude? >> That's not what a seizure looks like. Stephanie. >> On September 5th, 2024, officers arrived at a residence to arrest Stephanie, who had an outstanding warrant. Except they had no idea how difficult it was going to get. >> Still here? No, she took off because >> she got a warrant. >> That girl's Okay. >> coming to hit this house. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um Yeah. So, but also she's been harassing her, too. So, I thought >> I I Listen, I don't I don't like I said, I don't really care about the dynamics of what's going on with that. The reason why the reason why we were here is because you and Stephanie were jumping the fence and you have neighbors calling 911 saying there's some weird >> No, I felt like it was her though because she Well, what about her trespassing? because you he'll tell you she was raping trying to get in the house. >> Okay. >> So, it was just Yeah. I don't know. >> Uh there is a male roommate here in this room. His name's Patrick. >> Okay. >> Um he's over here to the right. >> Patrick, come here real quick. >> Oh, he did tell you that visiting. >> Stephanie's room's off here to to the back side. >> Okay. She's not here. >> When we jumped over the fence to get away from We jumped over the fence to get away from her cuz she was being crazy. >> From who? >> From the girl that was out front. And then >> And there's a girl. girl cuz she was out front. She's been harassing her. So Steph kept going. She took off. This girl's been harassing her. I came in. >> Where's Stephanie now? >> I I guess it's inside. She's inside >> in the house. >> She's here now. >> Do Do me a favor so we could sort this all out. Can you have her come talk to us? Start running. >> Hey, get over here. Get on the ground. Do it now. Do it now. You're under arrest. You're under arrest. >> What? >> You have a warrant. >> So what? >> Come on. What's wrong with you? >> Are you serious? >> What? >> Relax. >> Hey, >> Stephanie. Relax, >> bro. What the >> warrant? They bench warrant. You didn't go to court. Relax. Not a big deal. >> And that girl called on me right there. She hit me. >> She hit me. >> Good sir. >> She hit me. >> Stop. You could tell everything that happened. But you need to calm down. Okay. You ran out the back. That's why I was >> I was going outside to smoke. >> No, you weren't. >> Yes, I was. >> No, you weren't. Just relax. Sit against the porch. >> Nikki, get me a cigarette. Please >> sit against Okay. Okay. >> Seriously, I'm not doing anything to y'all. And And you're you're letting uh this girl over here just go free after hitting me. >> We are not doing that. >> Yes, you are. >> Relax. Relax. >> Yes, you are. >> Don't you see the marks on me? >> Okay. >> Don't you see the marks on me? Look at my legs. >> You're up here. >> She attacked me. >> Okay. >> She attacked me. >> Did I not say that? >> I am up there cuz she attacked me, bro. >> She attacked me. Look at my arm. >> Okay. What else do you have? Are >> you kidding? >> What else do you have in your pocket? >> She attacked me. >> What else? Take a seat. >> I don't want to take a seat in the back. I need air. >> I need air. I need air. Y'all tripping, man. Y'all tripping, man. I need air. >> Who's uh who's that in the house? >> Who's your friend? I wanted to come get your necklace. I need a cigarette or like bro I need a cigarette please. >> Can you ask nice >> and yes please and my my medication on top of that. >> Hey Stephanie listen to me and listen to me well. >> I'm listening to you clearly the >> custodian of this case. >> Okay. >> You do not call no shots here. >> All right. I see that. >> I'm letting you know that right now. So what you going to do >> by you? So what you going to do? You're not getting you ain't going to put your hands on me. I know that much. >> You're not going to get a sick. I'll go. Put her in. Let's go. Put her in. Let's go. You want a power trip, man? >> You want a power trip, man? >> Y'all see the police? >> Oh, you're going to put your hands on me, big man. >> Oh, >> Stephanie. >> Oh, you want to put your hands on me? >> Stop fine. Relax. >> Yeah, talk to me. >> Get off me. >> The officers thought that putting her inside the car by force would save everyone's time. But Stephanie had other tricks up her sleeve. Oh, so you think you Oh, you mad. Oh, you mad. You're big mad, ain't you? You big mad. Oh, you big mad. >> Sit back. You got something. >> I'll I'll I'll listen to you, but >> Okay. Well, look then you want to listen to me? >> Yeah. >> You better treat both them with respect. You need to calm the down. >> That's unnecessary. >> All right. Let us do Here, I'll do it. >> I'm going to put these on. Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, just relax. >> I need that foot. >> Which foot? >> This foot that's under you, Stephanie. >> The foot. Come on. I've been nice the whole time. >> Okay, take this leg out. Put them straight. >> I feel like I'm having a heart attack, actually. What's wrong? >> I feel like I'm having a heart attack. >> Stop. >> Stop, Stephanie. What is wrong with you, dude? >> That's not what a seizure looks like, Stephanie. Come on. Stop. You're done. You're done now. >> You're done. Stop. What do you want to do? >> Three, four, one. But I'm just saying, y'all don't have to just shove me around and stuff like that. That's crazy. >> You need to act like a normal person. >> I weigh 110 lbs. Y'all don't have to shove me around. >> And you don't have to act like a crazy lady. >> I'm not acting like anything. I just asked if you're arresting that girl. >> So the thing >> So the episode that you just threw in the car right there, that wasn't uh >> that wasn't anything. >> Because I prefer uh to speak to certain people. Yeah. >> Okay. That's How old are you? >> Sorry. >> How old are you? >> Forget my age. I don't know. Okay. Cuz my 9month old daughter acts like more of a person than you. >> I'm 9 months old, too. >> So, if I sit here on your butt, you going to act like a normal person? >> Yes. Are you guys going to listen to what I got to say? >> I was trying to the whole time you started screaming. >> I apologize >> to you, sir. But like But like, listen. I'm just >> Just roll on your butt. >> I'm just Man, that's it. >> Stephanie, I tried to hear you the whole time and then you know that word. Okay. >> I told you Bo's here. They're here to try and listen to you. That's why we asked you to come out of the house. But >> I need my medication from inside. It's not going to work. >> What's your medication? What do you take? >> Oh my god. My >> What are you taking? >> My sister can get it. I take it three times a day. I'm going to have a seizure. I'm telling you. >> Okay. Well, you just faked the seizure. >> And I did not fake a seizure. I did not fake a seizure. That's not fake. And that and that's on body camera. It's not fake. That's on body cam. So >> what did I say? >> You didn't even say anything. >> I don't care. I want to marry me, man. away from me, bro. With you, man. >> Hey, you want a cigarette? You better start. >> He ain't going to be the one to give it to me. I don't give a goddamn. You need to back off from me, cuz >> he's one of the nicer ones out of us. >> You forget I live here. I live here. Not in Bokeh, but I live here. I'll see you. >> What does that mean? >> It means I'll see him. I see all y'all around, man. I see all y'all around. And y'all treat us like >> that a threat? >> That ain't no threat. Ain't no threat. If it was, I would say so. If it was, I would say so. Trust. >> Trust. Look at my background. Trust. Trust. Trust. I'll say with my whole chest. >> Yeah. Be for real. >> Yeah. Be for real now. >> Be for real. >> Oh, your true self coming out now. Be for real now. >> Be for real now. >> Be on that now. >> Oh, we on that now. >> Be on that now. >> I'm on that with you. >> I'm on that with you. Sheriff who? Sheriff who? >> Be on that. >> Your name is What is your name? >> What is your name? Yeah, I know. >> What is your name? >> Okay, >> [ __ ] I'mma get you. I'mma get you. Trust and believe. I'mma get you >> from inside the jail. I'mma get you, ugly ass. >> This is a nice neighborhood. Can you relax? >> Yeah. >> She was charged with resisting arrest. While Stephanie at least made the effort to dodge arrest, the next group of criminals seem to be not great thinkers. as a smoothtalking salesman lured them straight into their own downfall. On October 20th, 2018, CCTV footage in Montene Sombre, Belgium captured a weird scene of Diddier calmly convincing armed robbers to leave his ecigarette shop, telling them to come back later around 6:30 p.m. when he would have more cash. What started as a desperate attempt to protect his day's earnings quickly turned into a comedy of errors as the robbers revealed themselves to be some of the most clueless criminals Diddier had ever encountered. After Diddier reported the incident, officers reassured him the robbers wouldn't dare come back. no one would be that foolish. But the gang actually came back. First at 5:30 p.m., an hour or two early, Diddier waved them off again, reminding them of the appointment. Then, right on queue at 6:30 p.m., they returned. Only this time, Diddier was ready. [Music] All the six robbers were arrested on the spot and charged with attempted armed robbery, criminal conspiracy, and possession of illegal weapons. This gang went down like amateurs. But the next criminal cranked up the stupidity, walking straight at armed cops, puffing on a cigar until he was dropped by a taser. >> Get on the ground now. >> Get on the ground. Get on the ground. >> On April 19th, 2025 in Sebring, Florida, Highland County deputies responded to a theft report at Spring Lake Market involving 39-year-old Richard Christopher Smith, who had stolen several items, including alcoholic beverages. It should have been a regular stop for the officers except Smith wanted to go out in style. >> Stop. Stop doing a drink. That's it. >> Just drove by. He's back towards uh Cleveland. >> After getting all his tires flattened by the spike strips, Smith attempted to ram two patrol vehicles. Yet, the real insanity came when he stepped out of the crashed vehicle. >> Show me your hands now. Get on the ground now. Get on the ground now. >> Get on Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. >> Smith was charged with two counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, two counts of resisting arrest, DUI, refusal to submit to a DUI test, and petty theft. His bond was set at $120,000. Raising a toast to cops with stolen goods in hand is already a dumb move. But the next suspect managed to outdo that by literally pressing charges on themselves. >> I was just dropping off my friend because I'm the DUI tonight. >> You're the DUI tonight? >> Yes. >> On January 1st, 2025 in Marietta, Ohio, 43-year-old David E. powers mixed up what he was trying to say to an officer who' pulled him over for having expired plates. And let's just say he was guilty as self-charged. >> I was just dropping off my friend because I'm the DUI tonight. >> You're the DUI tonight? >> Yes, sir. >> Do you mean to say the DD? >> P tried to hide his tools for taking drugs. And upon searching the vehicle, officers discovered multiple small baggies containing suspected drugs. He was charged with possession of drug paraphia and possession of suspected. Indeed, P is incriminated himself. But what happens when karma instantly gets back at an arsonist forcing him to go back home naked? [Music] In the early hours of Christmas morning 2024 in Melbourne, Australia, CCTV cameras captured an arsonist trying to torch a fast food restaurant, only for the flames to turn on him, setting his own pants on fire. [Music] Both fled in a white Toyota Turago believed to be driving by a third accomplice. Hard to say what excuse he gave when his family asked about his missing pants. Maybe that Santa forgot his size. And if sprinting half naked wasn't humiliating enough, the next suspect tried to drive out of a sixth floor window only to bounce right off the reinforced glass and straight back into the officer's arms. Where you going? >> On November 21st, 2021, 20-year-old Andre Damon George, suspected for the rape and kidnapping of a woman in Blue Ash, Ohio hotel room, was reported to the authorities after a front desk attendant noticed a woman who appeared distressed and unwell. Upon arrival, the officer began questioning him. And that's when George's instincts told him to do something completely unthought through. Something happened between you and her last night. >> I mean, not kind of, but not really. >> Okay. Do me a favor. Don't think that when we're talking a Come here. Come on over here for a second. >> You just keep putting your Don't don't tense up. Don't Don't tense up, ma'am. >> Republicans. George was arrested and charged with rape, kidnapping, and felony assault.