Do not do that. So, we're gonna be up here a while. Start an Are you ready to blow as hard as you can? Go. This woman just refused to give up on the cop. But the only thing she achieved was becoming the cringiest arrest ever. Are you blowing air into the tube? It's weird. I don't know why it's not working. On July 21st, 2024, police responded to reports of a Tesla being driven erratically with one tire completely missing. When officers finally caught up to the vehicle and attempted a traffic stop, what happened next was pure chaos. So, my partner's pulling up. Okay. And as soon as he gets up here, if you're not out of the car, we're going to yank you out of the car. That's great. Okay. Do you want to just get out on your own? We'll see. We'll see. Okay. Are you ready to get out? That's my new favorite. This guy? Yeah. You want to talk to him? Will you get out for him? I'll stop talking to you if you if you're willing to talk to him and get out. Hey, do you mind coming out and just speaking with us so we know what happens? Is he okay? That's a new favorite. All right. Can you come out and speak with me, please? Yes. All right. Please, please do. I'd love to. Do you need help getting out? Sure. You need help getting out? Are you okay? Yes. Okay. Can you come out and speak with us, please? Yes. Okay. I need you to step out the vehicle. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. What am I asking you to do? Getting out. Oh, yeah. Exactly. So, can you do that for me? Yes. Are you injured? Are you injured at all? I'm trying to make sure you're okay. Cuz that's why it would be easier if you stepped out. You start fire as a precaution to just What's up? Do an email on her once we get her out. Hey, what's up? You need help getting out? What's your name, ma'am? Code. They can come up. Do you need help? We'll help you out. No. Okay. I don't want to touch you. Okay. Can you come out for me, please? You okay? You want to come out the vehicle for me? Okay, let's do that. After speaking with her favorite officer, the driver, later identified as Carissa, agreed to come out of the car, but the situation quickly escalated. What happens? Please don't. Huh? Please don't. What? Don't What? Let's walk behind the vehicle. Yeah. Yeah. What are you asking me to do? Can I please? No, we can't can't do that. Sorry. Can I have you? I uh give your ID on you. Damn. Are you really? Let's No. What's What's going on? What's going on? Let's talk behind the vehicle. I don't want you to fall and hurt yourself. All right. So, what's going on? Just laughing. This is the last thing I'm ever going to be able to um Hey. Yeah. What's up? This will be the last thing. The last thing what? That me and you. Do you have your happen to have your ID on you? Who gives a [ __ ] I I mean I care. I just want to know your name. Good for you. Back. Hey, I want you to know that this is the last thing. What? This is the last thing that I ever get to say to do. Okay. No, ma'am. You cannot have the officer. Carissa was arrested, but the next hurdle was to place her inside the car. We're going to have fire come and check you out. You just need to take a seat. Okay. Yeah, I get that. Okay. Take a seat, please. Okay. Thank you. [Music] Man, we would like you to sit by yourself or we're going to have to actually just place you in the seat. Okay. I'm sorry. here. Can you take one step in for us? There's drunk and then there's this wildness. These officers stayed calm and professional the whole time, even as she completely lost it. But when her favorite cop showed up to take her to the station, things got a little interesting. What's up? You okay? Yeah. What is she smiling about? You are ridiculously handsome. I appreciate that. I'm glad you think so. Okay, so we're going to have to walk in there. Are you going to walk like if it's just me and you, will you walk normally there? Likely not. Why do you say that? No. No, I do not know. Oh, we'll go look. Hm. Go look. Go look at what? Go look. What am I looking at? You're so You're so ridiculously good looking. I appreciate that. Um, well, go look. Go look at what? That's what's up. So, we're going to have to walk in there. Are you good to walk? Yeah, we got to look. Got to look at what? You make the ru You make the rules. Um, okay. I am going to No, like you have to make the rules. All right. Could you step out the vehicle for me? Oh, I am. I know you're I know you're barefoot right now. I'll make sure to get your slides with you or your sandals later. You okay? All right. I'm going to like hold your hand from behind if that's okay. Oh, yes. No, we're walking this way. Oh, which way? This way. Sorry. We're going to keep going that way. You okay? Keep walking this way. You are ridiculous. I'm trying not to be ridiculous. Could you walk through these doors for me, please? [ __ ] Oh, could you face that door for me? Hold up. You better get a hold because I'm going to No, let's not do that. Please, could you face that door for me? Watch out. I'm dead. No, ma'am. Can I just need you to hang tight right here for me? Need some help? Uh, yeah. Just so I can take my gun off. I don't know why she's being so difficult. She said I'm ridiculously handsome, but she's making me work hard. Um, we just need you to stand up so you can sit on the bench. At the station, police gave her a breathalyzer, but she was too drunk to take the test. So, after obtaining a warrant, police had her blood tested at the hospital. The results showed she was under the influence and she was charged accordingly. While this woman only teased the officer, this one took teasing cops to a different level. On July 15th, 2022, the police got a 911 call about a domestic disturbance in a neighborhood. Officers rushed to the scene, but the woman had somehow disappeared. When the cops arrived, they spoke to the boyfriend, who was too shy to come clean about the situation. Hey, were you just walking with a with a girl? Huh? Were you walking with a girl down P Street or nothing like that? Okay, we got a call. It's a guy possibly getting smacked around by a girl in a pink shirt. So, we're just checking there. You're saw someone down there. But you saw somebody down there? A pink shirt. What's all the scratches on your neck, man? Right here. Yeah. If you don't want to identify yourself to me, I'll take you to jail for concealing your identity. It's that simple. It's literally that simple. Bro, what's going to happen if I tell you my name? You going to leave me alone? Can I walk away? We're going to go We'll go from there. Okay. But if you don't if you if you don't tell me your name, you're going to go straight to jail. I understand that. I understand that. Okay. You got to understand that. I have a job to do. I have a job to do. Okay. You have scratches on your neck. Okay. Which are signs of some kind of battery. All right. Which are probably from your which are probably from your girlfriend, right? That's I don't want to press charges. We're fine, right? It It's probably from your girlfriend, right? Okay. So, if it's from your girlfriend, that means it's a domestic violence. Okay? So, which means I have to investigate it and I'm authorized to take some kind of action on it. Okay? I mean, how I don't understand why it's so hard to give you to give me your name. If you don't want to do anything about this, we'll I mean, I can go down there and try to figure I ain't pressing no charges. So, what are you guys going to do? Just take my name and anymore? No. Or not take your name and take you straight to jail for concealing your identity? in my that is that in itself is a crime. So you are committing a crime at the moment that I could take you to jail on. I I would prefer not to take you to jail cuz you're right. You haven't done anything wrong. Okay. But at the moment that we know at the moment you are committing a crime by not giving me your name and your date of birth. [Music] I just don't want to get in trouble. I didn't do nothing. Okay. But you not wanting to get in trouble is getting in trouble because you are committing a crime. You want to guys You want to follow me? No. I I don't want to I don't want hitting me. I'll show you guys where you're at. No. No. Let's go. No. I want to stay right here. Why? You guys are You guys are talking to me, but you don't want to talk to the person that's committing a crime. That's why you guys are up. But I am talking to the commercial, the person that's committing the crime. I commit no crime. You are here concealing your identity from me. I'll walk with me and once we get there, I will tell I will tell you. No, that's not that's not how this that's not how this works. I want you to give me your name, bro. Eventually, he told officers his sacred name and led them to his girlfriend, the main perpetrator. However, she couldn't handle the heat when the consequences came knocking. Don't cut back. I love you. So, what's going on? I just had an argument. It's nothing serious. I'm sorry. It was more on my part. So, I give him my ID and everything. Okay. Where's your ID? Uh, right here. There you go. It just expired. That's me. That was my old address. I lived with my parents then. I just graduated high school about 3 years ago. So, that's where I'm at now. I came to New Mexico. I just came to visit my mom. Salon here. Where? By subway. The salon. So, I was just kind of helping. I'm leaving back to Albuquerque tomorrow and I do have court cases. So, what's your relationship with this guy? Uh, that's my boyfriend for about a year now. Okay. And so, what's going on between you two? Just a verbal argument, but like you said, we're both at my mom's job right now. It was nothing extravagant. It's more than a verbal argument cuz we had people calling in saying that a female was hanging on the shirt of a male like that and there is screaming. So, I mean you can check me and you can go to the shop and he's bleeding. You're bleeding. I mean you could talk to all of us though. But no, he he didn't do anything bad to me. If anything, just myself and my nails. Look at my nails. Okay. What happened? I scratched myself. I do get pretty crazy myself. I play nothing on him. So, I know in my law enforcement and my dictionary and stuff, you guys can't charge anything in your what? Law enforcement. No, I'm saying my my like my rights. And I'm sitting here telling you right now like I'm fine. He's fine. You have an address. You have my ID. I can give you my social security right now. I have no problem with that, sir. Okay. It's just I don't want no problems. This is my man. We had an argument. That's it. You see that or did they just hear us arguing? Cuz I yell I yelled like a mother. I ain't going to lie. It's not even him competing. That's me. I will completely say that I'll go to jail right now for that. Okay, that's me. Leave him the out of this. You're a bald ass. Why that bro? You respectfully do not touch it like that. I'm telling you respectfully do not torture like that tries to kick me like that. Yeah, she just broke my glasses. Chill the out for real. Am I getting arrested? Despite being the victim, the boyfriend was desperate to defend his girlfriend. The girl must have thought that the police car was like her boyfriend. Do as she sees fit. Let go of me. Let go. Let go. Now let go. Kill me. Let go. Kill me. Stop. Kill me. Stop. Kill me. No. Stop. My uncle Rodriguez was a mother. See what the happened. Stop. You ain't compared to him. Yeah. Yeah. Call him. Call him. Call Ryan. Hey, settle down. Hey. Hey. Call Ryan right now. No. Ryan doesn't matter. It matters. That's why you calling him, right? Stop. Call him. No. Call him, mother. Call my uncle Ryan. Be a call my uncle Ryan. Call him. Settle down. I'm not calling Ryan. Can you pick up a woman by yourself? Shut the up. You Hey, settle down. You pick up a woman by yourself. You have to have four cops. Take me up. There's two. Oh my god. But they won right like that. You like that? Hey, settle down. I beat four by myself. You didn't even beat one. That's why one cop had you in handcuffs. You dirty. That's why your wife knows that you ain't out here doing justice. Shut the like this. That's why he has no hair. That's why you know Hey, will you get your Do you have a spit hood, Jake? A spit hood? Y'all can't even go along with the [ __ ] out of your wife suit. I ain't Mighty. Shut the up. She don't even bother. She cheats on you every day, bro. Get that. Who are we talking to? Fine ass man that makes a good income. I don't even have a wife. So, she'd have a hard time cheating on me. Oh, that's a lot from a 21-year-old. One request. Yes, ma'am. Go tell my mom. What the I'm going to jail. Okay. No. I get off the floor. Go tell her. Turn this way. Go tell her. Turn this way. Roll on your side. Show her. Roll on your side. Go tell her. Hey, go tell my mom I'm going to jail. Okay. We We will. No. No. Do it first. Mom, she's going to jail. Go tell him with you, bro. Sit down. Sit up. They took her to the hospital where she eventually calmed down, but soon enough she switched gears and started acting all seductive. Been on days way too long. Ready to go back to nights. Yeah. Do you want to? I don't. Any kiss? No. No. What? What are you doing? Can't stay in a relationship long enough. [Music] I don't have one. I don't smoke. So, we're going to be up here a while. All right. All right. Bye. Have a seat. You can I want I don't want to make my mom feel big. Okay. I'm saying she's supposed to cut my hair and my boyfriend's hair. She's a barber. Mhm. You are more than welcome to stop by, walk, and anything you want. She already told me. Okay. So, come back. Um, I'm just going to walk over there and see what the [ __ ] they're doing. I'm going to have a seat. Can you walk with me then? Can't go over there. You can't? No. Or you just don't want to? We can't. You're in custody. I have to have it here. I have to take you to jail. Well, we have to get this done first. We can get that done first. We got to clean They got to clean your knee up. They got to do the X-ray. Touch my knee until my mama knows where the at. Okay. And if you want to tell them that, that's fine. I ain't I'm southwestern. Okay. My mama knows everything. I'm sorry. Okay. She going to know what I'm All right. Once we get to the jail, you got a Yeah. out of here. question. The boyfriend had no clue that his girlfriend was not just violent, but also playing around on the side. As if things weren't already crazy enough, in the car, she decided to offer something else. So, I can't even go to my mom's shop right now and I don't know. Oh, ma'am, I apologize, but I can't make any other stops. So, what the I just sit here and say what? Go ahead. No, we're going to jail. Yeah. So, what the do I say? Hey, I'm in jail because I didn't have a ID. What the do you want me to say, bro? What do you want me to say? How much you want me to pay you? How much? What's worth it for you? What? What do you want? Oh, don't talk like that. You'll just get yourself in more trouble. Obviously, it doesn't matter what trouble I'm in because I did nothing and I'm in the of a cop car and I did nothing to you. Can you show me the proof where I did something to you? 167. It wasn't me. It was the other. No, I'm saying why' you arrest me then? I didn't. Why'd you arrest me? Why am I in the back of a car right now? I'm just transporting you. Okay, but why where's the proof and the legalization? Where? Where? Why are you arresting me? In New Mexico State. What did I do wrong? As far as I know, you kicked one of the officers. What did I do wrong? Where where's the film and where's the video? It's on their body camera. Okay, so they got that ready or no? Dispatch has been updated. So why am I getting taken right now? But you're going to jail right now? I'm going to jail. But y'all have proof. Does that make any sense to y'all? And this is the that busted me out in the mouth, but y'all are taking his side. And he's from POS. I'm from Carl'sbad. He's from POS, Albuquerque. Y'all going to take his side? A man's side that can beat the out of me in 2.5 seconds, which he has. Why do you think you have so many court cases? Y don't care though, right? As long as y'all got somebody. As long as y'all did something that day, y' don't give a Yeah. Put on your glasses. Shut the up. You had a cigarette and a lighter. Well, I do. So, can I light it back here? I don't have a cigarette. So, can I light it back here? Hey, stop. You with me? I'm a with you, bro. You don't want you want to act silent. You want to act like you can't talk to me. You could talk to me like a normal person, but you choose not to. So, I'm going to not talk to you like a normal person. Okay? You want to be a dumb I'm going to be a dumb. She went from turning her boyfriend into a pawn to flirting with another guy and then selling him out. If that guy is smart, he'll disappear. The level of disloyalty and disrespect was unbelievable. In the end, she was charged with assault on a peace officer, criminal damage to property, battery upon a peace officer, resisting arrest, and domestic battery. While this woman tried seduction and bribery, the next woman wanted to show officers the goods. Do not do that. On December 26th, 2023, officers responded to a local restaurant after receiving reports about an intoxicated woman disturbing and bothering other customers. Is that her? Yeah. All right. You want to come talk to me? Yes. No. Here. No, you can come over here. Wait a minute. I have makeup. That's fine. You want to come over here so I'm not doing it in front of everybody? We can [Music] [Music] All right, let's go ahead. Grab this. Grab that. Let's go over here. I'm not going to make a scene in front of everyone, but if you're going to cause one, then we'll have that happen. I want you just to go over here. Okay, that's it. You know that I have a schizophrenia. Okay. And I want to talk to you over here, not in front of everybody. Over here. May I go to the restroom? Not right now. I want to talk to you over here. Ma'am, I want you to stand up and walk over here, [Music] please. 24. I will take a second for uncooperative female. Let's go. Come on. [Music] You're so nice. That's mine. I don't care. You're not going to do that to yourself. Let's go. I'm okay for now. She's double stuff. Come on. Don't need to be causing a problem. Yep. Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Uh, I have money. Okay. I would like for you to walk over here. They don't want you to stay in here. So, it's time for you to move. We're going to go. [Music] Yeah. You guys wanted us out of here. Go. Officers escorted her out of the restaurant, but the woman, later identified as Sandra Vz Tjo, decided to put on a show for them. Now might be the time to close your eyes if you're not a fan of getting [Music] blind. I don't know what her deal is. They don't want her here. I'm going to see if they want her charged with anything that they want her trespass. Keep your hands in her pockets for me, please. She said she has schizophrenia, so I'm trying to be nice to her, not cause this to be a big deal, but she didn't want to leave the store even. So, do you have your ID with you? No. Okay. Do you want to give officer Russell your name? You give me two seconds to talk to them or what? All right. Do you live close? What are you doing? You live close by or what? Do not do that. She smells the booze. Anyways, my property there. What's your name? Do you know what your name is? My name is Paulo and one Canadian. Here's the deal. Do not poop in my car. Okay? Cuz you said you're going to poop in the restaurant. Then you try. No, I never. And then you said then you pull your something met or something. Yeah. Go ahead. That you don't know. Sure. What's that? And I can sit over here and I don't I don't hurt no one. What began as a disturbance at a local Publix ended with Sandra in handcuffs charged with public intoxication and assault on officers.