Do it now. I know you're not a plant. Slowly. Put it on. Seizure. I'm having a seizure. Take your hands out. Do you understand me? Give me your other hand. Boss, man. Oh, drag your ass out. Oh, drag your ass out. You don't have to do all that. You don't have to drag your ass out. These guys IQ must be in the negative digits cuz ain't no way someone can be this dumb. On January 28th, 2025, a police officer responds to a call about a stolen car at an apartment complex and speaks with the person who filed the report. However, it soon became clear that this was no ordinary theft. Okay. And then raise your right hand for me. Okay. You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I do. You swear everything you're going to provide is on your own free will, and I didn't force you to do it. Correct. Yes. Okay. So, what happened to me? I went out to get my car and it was missing. Okay. And that was the silver silver um Jeep 2020 Jeep. Silver with a black roof. Compass. Compass. And um you didn't authorize anybody else to take this vehicle? No one else was authorized. And the people in the building looked on the cameras and saw that it was there as of yesterday morning but is gone. Correct. Okay. And then you parked it last night on Sunday night. Sunday at 7 p.m. 7 p.m. Okay. And then so nobody else is authorized to use it. You're willing to prosecute? Yes, definitely. The stolen vehicle contained personal belongings worth over $5,000 worth of goods, including designer shoes, a MacBook Pro, and a coat. A detective later located the vehicle at a health resource center, and initiated a joint operation with the South Florida task force. During surveillance, officers observed one of the thieves, identified as Daniel Thomas, shoplifting a $279 sinewave power inverter. When Thomas and his accomplice, Jard Icon, realized they were being followed, they abandoned the vehicle and fled. Sheriff's office. Sheriff's office, you're inside. Come on out. Sheriff's Office. I was waiting for them. You got it clear in there. Police Department, if you're in there, make yourself known. Quick. Take your hands out. Do you understand me? Give me your other hand. I'll work here, boss, man. I'll work. Drag your ass out. I'll work here. Drag your ass out. You don't have to do all that. You don't have to do that. Drag your ass out. You don't have to do all that. You don't have to do all your work. Walk. [Applause] He was under the car. So, I'm gonna check in a second. I'm not gonna do that right now. Yeah. You okay? Chilling. I'm sorry. What? Yeah. He's He's like trying to make his way under. Uh I don't I don't have the answer for you. There's a backpack right here is what? But he was actually under the car. Mhm. Should probably see what's in. Yeah. But I didn't just check under the car yet. Save that for shop inspection. These guys genius plan was to pretend like he was a mechanic. What sort of car mechanic looks spotless and doesn't have any sort of grease on their hands? With that bandage on Thomas's arm, it's obvious he has been to the blood plasma center. But in what world does giving blood and grand theft auto go hand in hand? However, because Mr. Magnum here wanted to play tricks on the officers, Officer Moore showed him he got jokes, too. All right. Put them on the office. You can do that. I'm Officer Moore with City West Palm. I'm your Uber driver to the West Palm Beach Police Department. Okay. All right. Since you're getting in my car, I'm just going to double check. Make sure you got nothing on you. Can you spread your feet, please? Thank you. Just going to pull these up for a second. There you go. Yeah. Pull them out, sir. I'm sorry. Yeah, put them on my You can do that at H at the police department. They've already got these things on you. No, it's I mean I can get two people in there. That's all right. Better be protected. Not that protected, right? Thomas. Daniel. Daniel. Thomas. I'm going to put this in your trunk and I'll just leave it like this. I'll take it back just as is. All right. Okay. You have to get the key out of the ignition. Oh, get comfortable. Yeah. Just let me put your seat belt on. Then you can maneuver with those things. I was almost out of here. Come on. [Music] Put put the window down a little bit for him. Yeah. All right. Again, I'm Officer Moore with City of West Palm. I'll be transporting you to the police department. Since you're getting in my vehicle, I will be checking you again. Okay. Raise your arms up a little bit. There you go. You got anything on you? No. I don't see him there. Can I get up to George? So there you go. 1972. I see you soon. Anything else? I push me, bro. Push me. Push you. Yeah. There you go. Oh, god damn. Hold on. I got to put your seat belt on. Crazy driving, man. Is it one my man charging? I have no clue. I'm just Hey, 1972. Mhm. You don't mind me calling you that, do No, you're good. Dolphins won a Super Bowl in Battle of Fat. What? The Dolphins won the Super Bowl. Yeah, they did. Undefeated year. Um 1972. One of my men right now. The the uh vehicle Grand Theft Auto. I'll talk to you when you get back. All right. All right. ASAP. Nice to chat with you. All right. Just give me a minute and I'll be taking you to West Palm. Okay. All right. Thanks, man. I need I'm saying that because it's to the point where I almost can't swallow. Mhm. Okay, I'll get back to you when I get back there. I don't have anything. I understand. Appreciate you. All right. I'll tell you back. You took off your seat belt already. Come on out. At least it was on camera. I put it on or else I'd have got in trouble. Am I being pranked? No, sir. Let me get your buddy. I I'mma calm cook. Come on out, sir. Oh, you got it off, too. All right. Cool. That's good. Uh, pause right now. Uh, upstairs when we get upstairs. All right. Upstairs. How long we got to stay here? Huh? How long we got to stay here? I don't know. You're going to talk to another guy that just drove over there. 1972. Yeah. That ain't 1972 right there. No. Come on in. What's up? What's up, man? Wow. Bro, this is unbelievable. From asking if he was being pranked to asking the officer how long he would stay in jail, these guys make Dumb and Dumber look like Einstein. In the end, Jinard Icon was charged with car theft, unlicensed driving, and breaking into an empty vehicle without a weapon. Daniel Thomas was charged with theft, trespassing, and nonviolent resistance to police. While these guys pretended to work, this guy pretended to be an exotic plant. On October 19th, 2022, a sheriff's deputy in Ozaki County spotted a speeding car in Wisconsin. Despite turning on his emergency lights, the car accelerated and sped off. Realizing the driver was trying to run, deputies ended the chase. Shortly after, another officer on an interstate on-ramp saw the suspect's vehicle speeding toward him. The driver ran a stop sign, crashed into the officer's marked squad car, and fled on foot. This would turn out to probably be this officer's craziest arrest. hands. Stop running. We're doing this two running onto the highway. Stop running. The suspects later identified as 20-year-old Amarian Graham and 22-year-old Anthony Bland ignored the officer's instructions and ran across all four lanes of the highway. [Applause] They're still running northbound on the highway. They're running through traffic into the median. They're crossing southbound going up the hill towards heading back southbound and possibly to the media 95. One's got a gray hoodie. The other one's got a purple and they're both in sweatpants. I'm returning to my spot. I'm right here. Hey, I didn't clear the car yet. [Laughter] The car is not clear. Lieutenant, got it. I don't see anyone in the back. Get behind me. Get behind me. No one's in the back seat. [Laughter] I couldn't I'm not I'm I couldn't go across the interstate. I'm not going to follow him on foot across the inter [Laughter] check out by the ambulance when I get here. Authorities later discovered that Graham was the driver and Bland was the passenger. After several minutes of searching the area, a deputy found Bland running through a parking lot nearby. Bland was running full speed like a GTA character, and suddenly he started walking like the story mode had taken over. Anyway, stop moving now. You're going to get shot. I want to go for it. Play out now. Put your hands out. Who else is in the car? I just got to get back to my room. Where did the driver go? Are you the only one in the car? Put your hands out on the ground in front of you now. Stop moving. Lay down on your stomach now. Who else is in the car? I got him covered. Do you want to Is there anyone else here? Do not move. Do you need an ambulance? Yeah. Where do you hurt? My whole [ __ ] body hurt. We need to know who else was in the car. If it was just you, that's fine. But we need to know who needs help. Where's the other guy? I don't know. You want to start tracking for the other guy? Yeah. 24 Zaki 1080 with one. Were you a passenger or the driver? We need to know who else might be hurt. Okay. I'm tired. Okay, I'll wait. No, we need to know right now. I can't breathe. All right, roll over. Roll over. I don't know. There's still one out standing. Stand up. Can you get up? We'll get you up so we can get you seated. Okay. It'll be more comfortable for you. I can't really move. Okay. Where are you hurt? The driver was wearing a gray hoodie. I got to pee, too. Am I going to pee on myself? Well, then you're going to pee on yourself. Pee on yourself then. Where did he go? You need to tell us right now. I don't know. What's his name? Is it just one other? I saw him. He's wearing a gray hoodie. I looked right at him. What's his name? Dude, if you're the passenger, this isn't on you. Okay. We need But I need to know if there were like four people in the car or just you and the driver. I was the driver. I know, but was it just the one other person in the car or there a couple? Well, I don't feel good right now. All right, sit up. Sit up. We're going to get you to a better spot so an ambulance can check you out. Okay. Can you stand up for me, man? No. You can't stand. I can't. All right. You lean against my knee if you have to. Huh? You can lean against my knee if you have to, but sit up. It'll be easier for you to breathe. Yeah. Can I please take a pee? I ain't got nothing on me. We got to check. All right. All right. You're Anthony? Yeah. Okay. Anything else? Do you have a wallet or phone or anything on you? No. Please take a pee. Dude, you just were in a crash and you ran from us. Okay. We're not taking the handcuffs off. You ain't got to take them off. I just I could just get on my knees and take a pee. Huh? We're good. Thank you. And the ambulance can respond to police. All right. Can you wash him? I got to be Great. Yeah, you do. I didn't do that. We got to confirm that you weren't the one. I don't know who's driving. You're not telling me he was in the car. Okay. The squad got smoked. Oh, yeah. I see that. He went up the ramp. He said, "I just got hit." That's all I heard. And I was I started Is anyone Is he good? Yeah, he was He was walking. He was climbing up a hill. What are you doing, man? Dad, I'm tired. Dude, you got to sit up for me, okay? I got to make sure you're awake. You sit up. Okay. You got I need you to sit up. Ambulance is going to be in a minute to check you out. Okay. It's almost here. Where you hurting? Oh, why the hell you hurt? I can't do no favor for nobody else. What does that mean? Huh? Like I You didn't tell me who was driving. I was tired. I told I just supposed to do the favor. So I went to sleep. I got real tired. You know who was driving the car though? I don't. I don't. You're just in the car with a random person. You don't know his name. I did a favor for somebody. What does that mean? Huh? What was the favor? I supposed to drove him somewhere. Okay. But you were driving, huh? You were driving. I got tired and I told him to drive. Did he run over this way with you? He won't. He's just saying he's tired every time I ask him a question about the other guy. So, you're tired. That's fine. But you're going to start answering questions about the other guy so that we can check his welfare. We're not even We got to make sure he's alive. Moments later, a woman living nearby told deputies that a man was on her porch. When deputies checked the back of the house, they saw Graham pretending to be some exotic plant. That would have deceived no one. Put your hands up. Do it now. I know you're not a plant. Slowly. Stand straight up. Go. Straight up. Hands up. Hands up. Drop that. Turn around. Turn around. I got hands on your back. The worst part. He wasn't playing dumb. He simply is. In the end, deputies found 2.6 grams of a handgun in the car. Both Bland and Graham are convicted felons without valid concealed carry permits. The police officer involved in the crash sustained minor injuries and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. Bland was charged with crimes including felony firearm possession as a convicted felon and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $25,000. The exotic plant also faced multiple charges, including operating a vehicle while fleeing, and eluding an officer, causing bodily harm, and possession of a firearm by a convicted outofstate felon as a party to a crime. His bond was set at $50,000. This next guy should have known he is too dumb to use the pretend trick because on September 19th, 2024, authorities received reports of a man trying to rob someone while fighting in the street. Officers searched for the man involved and quickly arrested him when they found him. But they couldn't have predicted the drama that would unfold. Walker McDonald. That's not allowed. It doesn't matter. The cops stop me. Why are you going after him with a stick? What did he try to do? Mer. So you decided you want to hit him with the stick. making that. Okay. And I knew what I'm doing. Where did he go? What did I do? I don't know what I did. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Come on. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Oh, you got it. What I do? What I do? What I do? We gave you every chance. What did I do? We gave you every chance. Tell me where the What haven't you done this morning? Get in. Get in. Get it in. Get in the car. Get in the car. Mr. Kick your feet in. What I do? What I do? Officers stopped to talk to the man after getting several calls about his behavior, but he refuses to cooperate. Instead, he put on a show for the cops. Listen. Stop. Listen. We know the games you play, Triion. Okay. So, listen. We've given you some. No. Yeah. So, this is the game you play when you don't get a summon. You know you're on camera back here, right? You know you're on camera all the way around. We've given you multiple chances yesterday, today, and every day. You don't want to listen to us. You don't want to do anything we ask you to do. So, this is where we're at. You don't dictate what we do. Is this a uh drop in or move your knees? Will you pull him over? He's He looked at me and said, "Give me a summon." I said no. He acts like he can't look up now. That's what he does. Yeah, I know. He's He's playing games. He messes every time. I know. Looks like they needed an interpreter. Yeah. So I can close the door. Stand by a moment. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. There you go. Kick a leg. There you go. You do that. I'm going to charge you with escape. Let's put him in the wrap. Yep. I got one. Yep. Let's put him in the rack. Not the first time he's been in it. Watch him. Watch him. I'm going to go get a shower and see my PO and talk about you cuz I did not try to rob anybody. I didn't try to rob anybody. Come on. You're rolling in the lab now. Now I'm going to get this is what you want to do. You're going in the wrap now. The wrap. Yeah. Got it. All right. The line is disconnected when transferring over to an interpreter before getting the exact service on. This got to go in a little bit. Yep. And the other way around. There you go. Sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. Cancel 36. 88 copy. They have them in a wrap. Come on, Triion. Stop doing this. I'll [Applause] put it on seizure. I'm having a seizure. This is actually the most comfortable position for you if you're having one of those. Just put your leg behind him. Give that man an Oscar for the worst acting. Officers eventually restrained him to prevent him from continually biting the officers. He kept shouting that he's having a seizure as if that is going to convince anyone, let alone the officers. Seizure. I'm having a seizure. I'm having a seizure. You got to fight me. I'm having a seizure. Yeah, I'm having a seizure. I have a down through here. [ __ ] you. D to Yeah. Where's that up in my son's house? You look right at me at Heritage Road in Hunter Sale. You remember my son's house. Hey [ __ ] that's my son's house. Where you saw me up on the road? That's my son. You came up to me. Do you need a uh stronger than you? That's all you meet your sister last time. I know she's in hell burning everything. Oh, get out here. Grab the other strip. Yeah. No. Do not do not bite anybody. I'm having a seizure, Trey. No, you're not. You're not having a seizure. No, I am. You play this game every [ __ ] time. Where'd you guys play? Okay, you got me. I'm You're hurting me now. You're hurting my neck. I live out here in the street, man. I got to fight all the I got to fight the drug dealers. I got to fight everybody. Everybody. That guy came to the I was going to the bathroom at Rodney's and that guy came in with a stick. What the I didn't try to rob that talking. You're not going for turn around. I'm going for discon. I'm not going to spit on you guys right now. I won't you'll bite us and stuff. No, I play with that son's condominiums. Remember that? Remember that? You turn around. I saw you, Petty. Petty, I saw you, Petty. You were right at me. Trunk. I'm going in the truck. Thank you. Okay. Close. Close that door. Get out of the way. [Applause] Okay. Yeah, that's what I said. I mean, I was just telling I said you can take me out of this. You guys can take me out of this. Yeah, that's not how it works. All right. I should go. No, I don't need to go in here. Well, that's where they want you. Okay. Set him up on the how. What's up, lawyer? Hi, guys. How you doing? Okay. In the end, the seizure man avoided a robbery charge. Instead, he was charged with disorderly conduct and obstruction. We have seen crazy pretenses, but this next suspect took things two steps further by playing possum. On January 2nd, 2024, police responded to a shoplifting report at a convenience store. Upon arrival, they spotted a man in the parking lot matching the suspect's description. However, the situation escalated when they confronted him. I did nothing wrong. He's going to be running uh northbound through the parking lot. I'm not I'm not I'm not fighting. I'm just not going to Stop right there, man. Stop right there. Stop right there. Come here. Come here. For what? Stop right there. For what? Oh, yeah. Stop or I'm going to tase you. Yes. For what? Stop right there. Turn around. Put your hand behind your back. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Do it. For what? Do it now. For what? Turn around. I'm detaining you for a minute. For what? For what? No reason. What reason? What reason? What reason? You will tell you in a minute. Get out the off me. Get the stop. Stop me. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not resisting. You're not. But don't stop. You're going to be in a minute. No, this is harassment. F. You're I'm not fighting back, fool. I'm not. Go ahead. You're the one out of breath. I'm the one walking, fool. You're being detained right now. For what? Under the suspicion of shoplift. For what? Come on. No. Quit tensing up. What I do? Quit tensing up. I ain't doing anything, bro. The officers reviewed the footage at the convenience store to confirm they had their man. However, when the 18-year-old suspect realized he was about to be arrested, he did something the officers didn't anticipate. Come on. Hey, let's go. Come on. Come on. Hey. Hey, come on, man. Come on. Let's go. Don't be doing this. Let's just get this over, dude. Come on. Let's go. Claire faking it. Come on, let's go. Hey. Hey. Come on. Let's go. Watch your leg. Hey, what you guys call our protocols with some knucklehead? He's pretending to be cast out. I don't know what he he was he was earlier. He was being a he was being a jerk for blow up, but now he just he wants to play he wants to play dead in the back of my unit. So we we can't really touch him until he gets cleared. Yeah. So you want to drag him in here? I don't know. He's just playing dumb is what he's doing. We should expect a visit by possums for this mockery of their culture. Eventually, the suspect was taken to the hospital by officers for a medical check. After he was cleared, he was booked into jail and charged with concealment of identity and shoplifting.