This guy's outfit choices left the cops stunned. Nobody could prepare them for what was coming next. I gave you that opportunity back there. You chose to drive again. Okay. So, you are under arrest for DUI. It all started around 12:50 a.m. on July 1st, 2024 when police in Leadard, Connecticut found 49year-old Robert Fable in the driver's seat of a parked car in Ericson Park. He was found asleep behind the wheel looking like he had just come out of a diddy party. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Robert admitted he had been drinking at home earlier, probably living out his own Fifty Shades of Gray fantasy. But since he wasn't driving, the officers took the high road and let it slide. Instead of an arrest, they helped him arrange an Uber home. Rob, how you making out? I'm uh trying to figure it out cuz I'm not used to. I think I got it. All right. You doing Uber? Yes. one. Yeah. Driver details in a couple minutes. Four minutes. All right. So, you have one coming looks like I think so. I'm not sure. I've never used it. Okay. All right, Robert. Make sure you leave the car here. Take your keys with you. Okay. Yes, sir. Make sure you turn your lights off. But minutes after clearing the scene, one of the officers spotted a familiar car with an even more familiar driver cruising down Route 12. [Music] 138. Shoot. Let me have that vehicle stopped again. This time it's going to be in his driveway. 1546 from 12. Robert, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, bro. Sorry. Yep. Do me a favor. Stay right there. Okay. Roger. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, man. Are you good? I thought I would. No, you thought you can make it, right? Be done. All right. Take your handcuffs off. Take your cuffs off your feet. And it's I don't have the Okay. Well, I have keys. Are they the same keys? Probably. Take these keys for undo them. If it's the same type to prove he wasn't driving under the influence, Robert was asked to take a field sobriety test. And you can probably guess how that went. Yes, sir. All right, Robert, you do a few tests for me. Standardiz field test. Come back here. Okay. Why don't you come sit over here? Okay. This is a little flat over here. Okay. You You okay with doing some tests for me? I think I have to. Right. You don't have to. You can climb if you want to. I just want to make sure you good to drive, that's all. All right. Stand right here. Face this way so my light's not in your eyes. Okay. All right. Robert, test will look like this. Okay, Robert. 1,00 1 1,002 1,003. If you put your foot down, let's say you put it down to count of five. Okay, just pick up and restart at five. You understand the test? I think so. Begin whenever you're ready, Robert. One, two, three, four. Hands down by your side. There you go. Five, I think. Yeah. Five. Good. You're good. Five. You're good. And then the other just keep going. Just start. Just restart at five. Okay. Same thing. Put your pick your foot back up. Point your toe parallel. Look down at your toe. And you're going to count out loud. One. Robert, you have any clothing in your vehicle? Pants, shirt? Vehicle? No. Okay. I'm I'm guessing in your house you do though, right? All right. Is your house unlocked? I think so. I'm not sure. Cuz at this point in time, you're under arrest for DUI. Okay. All right. I gave you that opportunity back there. You chose to drive again. Okay. So, you are under arrest for DUI. However, I would like to have you have pants on or something on so I'm not walking you into my building looking like you're looking at this point in time. Appreciate it. Okay. Can my officer go in your apartment and just grab your pants? Yeah. go with me or No, you I don't want you going. I mean, are there clothing like as soon as he walks in, you can grab a pair of pants and be good? I Or are we uh remember? Okay. It's probably right there. It's Well, we have a tieback suit. What we'll do is we'll get back to the theater, get you a tie back suit before I walk you into the building. How's that sound? So, that way you're not just standing like this for 4 hours. Okay. Robert, do you hear this? Turn around. You're under arrest. Following his arrest, Robert was released on a $1,500 nonerty bond and scheduled to appear in New London Superior Court to face the DUI charge. Rumor has it he's starting an O of account to fund his bond. But this guy tried to act tough and unbothered in front of a cop and quickly learned that wasn't the smartest move. Go away. I'm [ __ ] 32 years old. We're on Second Street. Don't try me. Go. You're a little boy. On August 8th, 2023, dispatchers received a disturbing 911 call. Residents at an apartment complex reported a man doing something that cannot be unseen in broad daylight. Over here on the second street side near the main entrance. Hey buddy, what are you doing? Chilling. Why are you mating? Are you trying to shoot me off? Yeah. Why? Cuz you got bothered. Go. What? Taking buttercup out of commission. What are you doing? Buttercup. He's gone. What? Stop. Stop math, man. Hey, stop it. What are you doing? Hey, what's your name? What's your name? Robin. Robin. Douglas Ronald Jr. Why are you doing this right here? Because I want to. You know you can't. You're in public, right? Say what? You're in public. People are watching you. No, I'm ducked off. You're jerked off. Ducked off. Ducked off. All right. Despite being caught kneede in some very personal business, 32-year-old Ramen Douglas Jr. claimed he wasn't doing anything wrong. The officers quickly requested backup, realizing this can only get worse. And yes, he wasn't wrong. 291 78. Hey, stop. No, I won't pass. No. Go away. Hey, put your hands behind your back. No, I will not put your hands behind your back. Do not bother me. Put your hands behind your back. Go. Put your hands back. I'm not doing anything wrong. Don't tase me. I'm not doing anything wrong. Get away from me. It's not your job to tase me. Get away. Put your hands behind your back. Do you know who I am? Put your hands behind your back. Dude, I hear the range. 6135. Been around for a be an RTR up here. Hey buddy, put your hands behind your back. You ain't never seen torn or nothing, dude. You're in public. Put your hands behind your back. No, you're go away. I'm [ __ ] 32 years old. We're on Second Street. Don't try me. Go. You're a little boy. Put your hands behind your back now. Go. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around. Get away, dude. Turn around. I don't have to. Yes, you do. I don't have to listen to you. You're under arrest. No, I'm not. Get the [ __ ] away from me. Verified. Don't ground. Get on the [ __ ] ground. [Applause] Stop or I'm going to tase you. Stay down. Stay down. Stay down. Put your hand behind your back. Put your hand behind your back. His lay on him. Lay on him. I'll follow. James back to be drive son. He was advising free bill on boy one. I don't know if he's still on. If you're still on the channel, can you provide an update? We're going to be in front of 1735 Second Street. Second Street. Yeah. 1735 disregard. 1735. I'm not I need a drink. Are you serious, dude? After a tense pursuit, officers managed to detain Ramen. Yep, that's officially the weirdest sentence I've ever narrated. Once in custody, he requested a drink, which was honestly the least of his needs at that moment. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Ramen clearly had a lot going on mentally and physically, but the next guy was literally fighting demons in his guts. Being in charge with it right now. That's why we're bringing you here to talk to you about it. Oh, I've been in charge of it. Yeah. Excuse me. Excuse me. This suspect was being questioned about a pretty serious charge. possession of a firearm during a prior felony. He denied any connection to the lethal weapon only to unleash the most lethal weapon of them all. I have no knowledge of anything about that gun. Anything? Do you own any guns? No. Do you know him to own any guns? I mean, it's up to him, bro. Listen, bro. No, it's not up to him because you're being charged with it right now. That's why we're bringing you here to talk to you about it. Oh, I'm being charged with it. Yeah. Excuse me. Excuse me. [ __ ] man. They charged him for having a firearm, but honestly, the real threat was inside of him. And if discharging a deadly boweapon was a crime, he'd be facing double time. Oh, there's no one. He's trying to smoke it. All right. Thanks. There's no way. On May 5th, 2025, around 7:15 p.m., Springfield Township Police Officer Austin Brham, conducted a traffic stop on South Arlington Road after spotting a vehicle registered to someone with a suspended license and an active warrant. The driver, 55-year-old Victoria Vidal, along with family relatives, was identified and detained. But as Officer Brandon returned to the car, he noticed something unusual. Hi. How are we doing today? I'm Officer Brand with Springfield Township Police Department. Okay, stop it. Stop it, dog. How are you? Um, so the reason I stopped you is you are you are suspended with a warrant for your arrest. I am. The officer spotted a raccoon sitting in the driver's seat holding a glass pipe. It was odd enough to stop everyone in their tracks, and it didn't take long for the officers to dig deeper. Hello. The raccoon has her meth pipe. Oh my god. That's what? Oh my god. Her meth pipe. He's playing with the meth pipe right now. No, don't reach for it. That's evidence now. Oh, I don't want him to have it. Well, I'm That's why I'm going to do it. Hey, buddy. Huh? It's okay. Okay, you're on. He'll be here in 2 minutes. I'm right across from my Yeah. This is what she's smoking methan. Okay. The raccoons playing with her meth pipe. All right. Oh, there's no way. He's trying to smoke it. All right. Thanks. There's no way. All right. All right. Enough fun and games here. Huh? Yeah. He's on his way here. Uh, keep an eye. She was trying to take the mess wipe out of the car. Just keep an eye. Inside the vehicle, officers found a large stash of illegal substances and several used pipes. You know you've got a serious problem when your raccoon has watched you smoke so many times, he knows exactly how to use the pipe himself. Vital was charged with possession of stuff and driving under suspension. Thankfully, Chewy the Raccoon was unharmed, and authorities confirmed that Vital had legal documents to keep him as a pet. In the next case, officers had to confront a man who broke into a restaurant, a pet store, and a shoe shop all in one night. Am I even supposedly walking around? Okay. It all started around midnight on July 9th, 2024 when police were called to a break-in at a local Rooers restaurant. The manager phoned 911 and gave them a description of the man behind it. Uh, I'm the manager. I took the phone in the cameras and I got a description of the person. So, I was just going to give you guys that. Yeah. What's the person that's um um it looks like a like late teens to mid20s Hispanic male. Um like long enough hair that I can see it like not buzz cut. He has like I can't tell if it's like camo, but it's like a print like sweatuit on. You said what color suit on? Uh I can't It almost looks camo, but I don't think it's camo, but it's like a print like that. and that makes sense it' be dried, but it's looks like blood though. Just minutes later, officers were dispatched to another call. This time, a break-in at a nearby pet store by a suspect matching the same description. Uh, there's about 20 exotic birds, a couple bunnies, and a couple dogs running around the parking lot right now. All right. 91 91 91. Come here. You're okay. Come here. Come here. You're okay. Come here. 919. Come here, buddy. your head up there. Boom. Nice. [Applause] You're inside yourself. Do it now. Make yourself down [Music] two of them as officers scram. scrambled to make sense of the chaos and rescue the lost animals. They discovered a clothing store that had also been broken into. Do what? We're good if you want to keep going south. I hit that corner. I was like, why is there all these shoes and stuff on the corner of Aldi? He broke it. Yeah, there too. Yeah. I think this was after the fact, though. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. He broke his pants. Is there anything? I see [ __ ] down there by the car. Yeah, he threw some stuff down there. Past Aldi. There's a bunch of There is still stuff past. Yeah, there's stuff past Aldi. But while officers were still tied up at the three scenes, a citizen listening to a police scanner called 911 with a tip about a man matching the suspect's description near another shopping center. by the big lot that's next to the Planet Fitness by the Silver Horn Center on Robert's Road. Uh, so have you heard about the guy who broke into Petland? Uh, I'm looking right at him. He's asleep on a bench. He's in the leopard print. I can't see any blood on him, but Mr. Pancake, you're under arrest. Don't move. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. On your belly. Roll over. Get on your belly, Mr. Pancake. On your belly. In the name of the law, pancake. Get on your belly. I got one. Are you kidding me? What the [ __ ] Give up your other hand. Where's that other hand? Right here. There's a lot of blood. Yeah. In case nobody mentioned it already, you're under arrest. I think we did like seven times. You got clothes on under this. He said he was taking him for arson. Oh, there's something in this. Yeah. When am I even [ __ ] I'm literally just walking around. After a night of pure chaos, police found the suspect, identified as Matthew Pancake, sleeping peacefully on a bench. Following his arrest, Matthew was charged with breaking and vandalism. His bond was set at $10,000. But this drunk guy was about to learn the hard way that passing out on the job isn't the smartest career move, especially when you're armed and wanted. Let's stick your hands out your pockets, man. Move. Gun. Gun. Don't move. On September 12th, 2021, Southfield police were called to a home on Mahon Drive after a woman found an unwanted guest passed out on her mom's front porch. Hey, Vern. There wall in there might hold something right here. Hey, what's your name? What's going on, man? You drink? You got ID in here? You got a driver's license? Let's [Music] stick your hands out your pockets, man. Done. Done. Don't move. Where's it at? It's all the way down. What? All the way down. radio. Just advising we found a gun on him. Okay. Are you all set? We're securing them now. Okay. Once they finally got him awake, it was clear he was heavily intoxicated. And things didn't get any better from there as he could barely form a sentence, let alone explain what he was doing there. What's your name? Big partner. He was taken to the station to sober up. A quick records check later revealed he had multiple outstanding warrants in Southfield. On top of that, he was carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. Not exactly the kind of souvenir you want to bring to a stranger's porch nap. He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a license.