criminals often do stupid things that get them thrown in jail making it hard to pick the most outrageous ones but today we're bringing you cases that definitely make the short list baby want touch you my baby want the hard way I'll give you the hard way before you even don't touch listen to it that's fine just don't touch me okay I can't move my head yes you can put it behind your back now move your arm what what [Music] iest are you going to respond so I'm reporting our stolen his name is and he actually book the reservation to come in today did you say Andy I just s him yesterday this is the demand letter we sent this is the FedEx time stamp that we sent it to him this is the registration and all the information for staff gave it the notary and then my okay when was he supposed to return it he was supposed to return it a while ago he picked it up in January it's a Toyota Cor that's just been in the wind yeah I'm s yesterday he was supposed to return it on the 6 but he kept extending but this is this is just the contract that they had printed out the funny part was I just think it's weird because literally I was talking to my risk manager doing everything I called you guys and then his reservation just came in like he literally just booked a reservation like and coming in around 3:00 to pick up the rental all right did you guys I haven't he he didn't answer the phone I called I just called to see if he was going to answer and confirm he didn't answer the phone all right um if he comes at 3:00 can you contact us yeah he's scheduled to come in at 3:30 all right perfect thank you so this is Andy in January 2024 he rented a car for 2 days but didn't return it for a full 2 months the rental company tried contacting him multiple times through phone mail and email but he kept refusing to return the vehicle that's theft specifically Grand Theft Auto Andy was just stalling the situation and on the day the police took over the case he claimed he'd show up at the rental office however the police found him before he even got there white Tru subject vehicle on scene M you step out the vle sir I need you to step out of the vehicle sir can I talk to you for a second I can't hear you mobile can youut roll down the window sir4 subject refus to get I need you to get out of the car sir can you open the door we need to talk to you can you please step out of the vehicle the rental car called us about the rental car you got to get out and talk to us you got to step out talk to us no you can step out of the car you got a bon yeah but I got a window bar I mean I got the breaker you want me to get that you want me to get the breaker sure all right get out of the car yes get out of the car all right we're going to we're going to remove you from the car one way or the other you got it yeah sir grab it just grab it we just need to get the car that's it that's it two okay just don't put your hands on top of me all right just step out I'm going to step out do not put your hands on top of me all right I'm tired of you guys lies here you guys have been lying way too much all right you have your cameras on yes abolutely all right I want to speak to your cameras do not touch me okay all right let me speak to your cameras straight up you want to tell us your side of the story yeah I'm going to tell you the side of story so before you even don't tou me listen to it that's fine just don't touch me okay what's going on what's Happening Here is my man is that these guys have been running a scam with a phone in this town okay that's number one what do you mean the phone no listen to me my man listen to me you put me through the court system with with with with judge Hamilton with the same with the U-haul story all right they've been bullshitting driver's license they've been bullshitting the scam inside of that story all right I have it all on tape I got all the proof of that they dismissed the case with that story too all right you want me to go over to to the to the rental C place we can talk over there okay so they called us okay they called but they see me every single day even the men in the rental car place see me every day you've gone into that store every day every day they see me passing the store you have gone into the and spoke to the woman and the and the Spanish girl there too so if you want to follow me over there and let them tell me that to my face then you can put that on camera too okay you rent the car janary right the car January all all I'm going to say is this all I want to say is whatever civil matter they want to deal with inside of a courtroom with me they can deal with that civil matter in the courtroom that's that's all I have to say company has reported the car stolen it can't be stolen if I'm in front of them every single day my man and I'm here every day inside of all of your police this is just plain stupid he literally claims he didn't steal the car because he drives past the rental office every day I bet anything that chasing down stolen vehicles isn't part of a rental employees job description they took all the actions they could to try to reach out to you they send certified letters to your driver no they didn't send certified nothing because every night I sleep right next to the other vehicle no every night I you leave at the address of the where you gave that address is that they don't forget the address okay all right you can't tell me that story no more because I've been said they've been trying to call you too no my man the phone the they just changed this phone all right the reality of you have the same number as when you went no I've had the same number the whole time okay I have the same number the whole time what I want for you guys to understand is this all right these guys have been running a scam the whole time I've been inside of right next to where where the uh where the paradise bonds is how many times have he paid since he rented it in January he only paid the one time the initial rental fee and that's it he was going to extend it and then after the 12th he didn't hadn't PID you haven't paid anything since the 12th of January all I'm saying is take me to the man over there or you you want to drive the vehicle over there whatever you guys want to do I'm not getting no handcuffs put on top of me I don't want to listen to listen if we put you in the car for our safety you're going to be in handcuffs doesn't me no I'm not going to be in handcuffs I'm not going to let you people touch me no more okay I'm sorry I don't want to fight with nobody you guys have been running a spam in this you when you said you talk to somebody over there right I talked to the Spanish girl there the whole time when not even 5 days ago okay and you told her hey I got the car everything's good and she said everything's good no you she sees me all the time I just said look hey I'm right here this is where I'm at all the time and that was it okay nothing more so you can use that on tape too and you can bring the Spanish girl there too I'm not going to keep on listening to the scam if every night I I stay right next to my other vehicle so this is the deal with a with a rental car once you rent a car no I'm not going to listen you did the same thing with the U-haul you put me through a court for 15 months you dis you rented a U-Haul and didn't pay for it or what no I rented the same you guys did here 15 months you put me through a courtroom for a u-a truck you beat me down with the police too all right and then you dismissed the kid to and you're sitting here running fabricated lies that I spoke to this to the judge and I spoke to it right and clear to her face and to the lawyers too all right well you're running fabricated licenses too I guess yeah okay all right just put your hands behind your back no I'm not letting you touch me I'm not letting you get paid put your hands behind your back don't tou back don't touch me don't touch your hands behind your back now I swear to God if you taste me on the ground on the ground hands behind your back hands behind your back nowar to God hands behind your back swear to godar hands behind your back now put your hands behind your I'm going to tase you again I'm going to Tas you again hands behind your back I'm going to Tas you again behind your back now put behind your back my hand put your hands behind your back Mo I can't move my hand yes you can't put it behind your back now move your I'm going to Tas you again put behind your back I can't move my could have made this a lot easier if you didn't do that I didn't do nothing to you resisted we told you to stop I didn't resist nothing told you put your hands behind on your back and get I didn't resist nothing you guys a liar you're lying you liar bro anded come on roll on your back yeah them up we want to get you off the pavement please come on Andy make it easy for us bud I didn't do nothing to you I swear to you man I'm going to Ste these people for all of this you did to me I swear to you I'm going to make Bo come on Andy I a seat please make it easy for us I didn't do nothing to you people I swear to God Andy say something we got ambulance on the way all right Andy we'll get you on the ambulance okay get you going it's got all been avoided man no he's he's fine he's just spitting he's all right he's he's in the recovery position he's fine you want to sit up or stay like you're laying all right he's breathing all the probes are already out so just put him on there and one of us follow sit up put your legs up Le get TI he's he's just going to play fting goat for now he's got plenty of chest R he's fine if you want to keep your face on the pavement that's that's your own choice buddy I'm just trying to help you sit up so you don't have to have your head on that's what you choose buddy that's fine Andy would you like to get off the pavement want to sit up and get your head off the pavement it's hot you want me to sit you up come on sit up man it's could have been avoid it dude all you have to do is just let us deal with this all of your police sit here blinking lights at people you pretend like all of the people in your fronts and in addition to that you guys have been running a fabricated license through your court system and running fabricated citations since 2019 inside of your courtroom since 2019 you've been running these Fabrications you pull people over you write these citations you run them through the court what's what's the story with it vehicle was reported stolen this morning out of Enterprise it was supposed to be due back January 17th and he hasn't returned it hasn't made contact with him with them we received a call that the vehicle was parked here and when we got here he was in the vehicle so I refused to get out finally able to convince him to come out and then when we went to handcuff him he I'm going to take it off your back right no put it right here just put it right there all right Andy we got to get going we we don't have time for games this has to be on body camera okay so you guys see what you've been doing this is my birth certificate that was given to you here in kyogo this is my Social Security that's attached to it right here that was given in key log okay ins out of your place this is the license that you fabricate that you want tape doing it this is what you guys are doing this is what you did you done violated my rights the entirety of the proc nobody cares Andy he was charged with Grand Theft Auto and resist arrest hey man what's going on what what's going on today I'm not I'm not doing anything wrong I'm walking my f my phone is pissing me off okay it's really making me mad it's making me smacking on the ground I'm not doing anything illegal so what the what are you doing here I got heard of you yelling at people and causing a scene that's what I'm here if you're causing a scene yeah all right let's let's let's go down let's let's go down you've been drinking today all right let's go down the r the rules of intoxication and what you have your rights and my rights okay let's do this you got an ID on you man yes I do sir thank you you got any weapons on you no I do not all right man give me a moment I'm I'm I'm trying to get my ID out for you at all I'll get it my social security card if you want to do anything with that I'm going to go pick I'm going to pick my car off the ground pleas yeah what are you doing they say you were causing the scene what's your problem with me what is your problem with me I a got no problem with you man you you came up here they were causing they said that you were cusing the scene they wanted you to bring bring you up to me okay cool who said it was I was cusing the scene no they they they the car washes I was causing a machine I was causing a or whatever the happened and they called you yeah let's just get down dude yeah how much you been drinking today a lot I'm I'm allowed to drink as much as I want as an adult I'm not saying you can I'm allowed to drink as much as I can as an adult I don't you can't drink that in public man oh really yeah okay I will go put this in my pocket thank you all right but I'm I'm very very much while to drink as much as I want in you can drink whatever you want now you can't drink up brother how you been I'll give you n man how you been you n we're not doing that because we're in Illinois the mother up to where we can't even shake hands we can't even do that anymore can we I don't even give a f Missouri y okay man yeah I'm in myland Missouri I came back for 24 hours and I'm going home dude what you staying with Jessica Goobs my girlfriend my wife my wife why do I have to tell you that I'm staying with my wife why do I have to tell you that I'm being I'm not being mean to you why do I have to tell you that I want to be with my that I want to go with my wife why I tell you that I'll give you a ride dude no you did and you did it when you left your house that day because you're obviously a walking trouble this man was drunk and causing a scene at a car wash according to staff he was yelling at them and insulting them for no reason which isn't hard to believe when you see how he's acting with the police this is a case of public intoxication or disorderly conduct at this point he could still get off without any charges simply by calming down but you know that's never how it goes because you don't you don't go wrong you don't go around with the same laws as Eloy what all these mother do you don't either all right what do you got what do you guys want me to do I'm good I'm I can give you a ride what do you want to give me a ride give you a ride back to your wife's house dude I literally came into Illinois like I just got here yesterday and I have all you dumping me like what do you want to do you to do what do you want to do like really what the did I do to you what did I do to you what did I do to the we got a call on you stepen that's the only reason we're not cool we got to call on you that's why we're here so 100% search me 100% I'm giving you 100% to search me go go you want to ride or no you want to search me 100% search me if I am a nuisance and I'm doing something wrong you are obligated to search me I'm right here I'm giving you 1,000% 1, 100% to search me you you don't have to do you don't have to drive me the state you don't you don't have to do anything I'm right here right I'm right here like look okay there's my Coke get it you can get whatever you want you think I got crack in there you think I got a big ass B you think I got a big raw Rock in there no do you need a what do you think you going to need to ride home Stephen we literally haven't raised our voice or been disrespectful of you at all I'm leaving okay you want to know why I'm leaving because you and you have no reason to stop me and with me at all so I'm leaving and if you want to come and get me in 20 seconds that's your fault walking then I'm walk all right walk a little faster see you what's this what's this right here you start walking start walking what's this right yeah Stephen that's battery on a law enforcement but he doesn't care I guess want to touch you my baby want to think you mother put my on my or you can kiss I want to kiss you somebody oh youbody what are you going to do you want to throw me on the ground come on bro do it did I do bro he told you already what did I do he told you already you're awesome bro you're like the cop of the week what the did I actually do bro aggravated assault to a police officer aggravated assault on a police officer what did I do to you I didn't talk you what'd you throw at that officer I didn't throw anything off that officer bro okay I didn't throw anything at an officer I guess a bag of food just went flying huh really dude oh my God man like why the are these cuffs on me I'm not even doing anything what's one Bond there is no bond there's no bond it's a felony a felony for what I already told you Stephen I'm not going to keep repeating it we're repeat it for yourself one more time cuz why the am I getting a FY no I don't need to repeat it for myself I already said it multiple times dude what did I do to get a bounty why like why like you can't even tell me why I'm getting a FY I already told you multiple times Stephen no you didn't why am I getting a felony I already told you what's my bond I already told you what your bond is what there is no bond let's go get get me out of here you're tough get me out of here I'm not doing anything you wanted me [ __ ] you can either get out or I can yank you out your choice let's get it you want the give me the hard way get up and that's how Steven got charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest hey dude what are you going to do here dude waai for my car huh I'm waiting for my car yeah you over the curve man I'm waiting for my car what do you mean you're waiting for it 2423 I'm waiting for my car all right I have a you have a what I'm I'm here with some business right now man hey look dude I'm not trying to give you listen I know I know brother first of all just call me call me officer okay yes sir all right all right I get it I get it so yeah just going to have a seat man no I'm waiting for my car yeah that's what I worked for that's what I work for they got a to company or something yeah something like that go and have a seat man I'm not sit all right who you talking to dude who are you talking to step back man no man who are you talking hey just relax bro who are talking it's all good bro no we're not going we're not going to get like that you you that's right step [Music] back why are you doing that why why are you give me one second sorry let me um I'm going call a tow truck dude no you don't need to call a tow truck you got to get it out of here I got my okay you got a tow truck coming or we got to call somebody did I ask you a question yep go ahead Central from 25 you should take some new training bro you're a you got a tow truck coming dude you got a tow truck coming do you got a tow truck coming dude hold the phone all right back up back the up dude meet miles he was reported for being stuck on a curb in front of a Shopping Center in Joliet near Chicago he immediately became aggressive towards the police officer and started insulting him when the officer offered to call a tow truck another officer arrived at the scene and they are discussing how to proceed with Miles they will approach him again hoping to resolve the situation without violence hey miles you know it don't wor like that Miles what what after I just helped you out earlier you're going to be confrontational with him am I being confrontational man I'm trying to wait for a toe man what do you want me to do I'm pulled over the edge I can't do nothing I can't do nothing bro I'm waiting for a look look at me bro no I am not trying to conversation what you call what what toe company did I'm not calling toe company dude I work out of my car man what is are you doing I I said get the out of my car back dude you have no you have no right to go my step back dude I'm standing right here your hand on me again I'm asking you to hands on me again I'm asking you to stand out on my car you have no right to go in my car yeah I'm you have no right to go my car name give me your name no what's your name give me your give me your name and ID you dude what's your you passed that up when you went in my car without your hey step back step back step I'm asking you to step back I'm asking you not throw my car step back I'm asking you not to go in my car step back you know you have no right to go in my car you in confrontation let me put Let Me pat you down and make sure you don't got anything on you put your hands up hey man bro you know I don't have anything on me you know I don't have anything on me bro come on man be easy dude be easy bro you're this is ridiculous dude you I have a flashlight and a credit card bro the is wrong with you be easy bro let let my arm go let my arm down a little bit you you've been confrontational dude you walked up to me in an aggressive manner so right now until we figure out until we figure out what's going on dude I'm going to put you in handcuffs for my safety that's how that works all right how you guys sit down miles you dude you dude I'm not sitting down yeah we're going to go on my car all right no put no you're too dude just put me on the curve right here hey hey hey hey I'm sorry I'm sorry put me on the curve right here put me in the car no put me on the curb right here put me on the curb dog you don't want to follow instructions put me on the C listen just put me on the C dude give me a dude put me on the curb man put me on the curb have a seat yes sir all the way I know I'm trying you got something you got you guys got something in my foot dude get me unlock unlock me for one second so I can please un I got to brush off my feet bro please give me your foot hell yeah yes sir yes sir that's fine that's fine watch your foot yes sir put your knee in put your knee in the car it is it's in it's in thank you miles what are you doing bro get in the car what the are you doing man what is your problem now it seems that Miles quickly calmed down when he realized that his toxic Behavior would soon have consequences the officers are now discussing everything that just happened and deciding on the specific charges to bring against him so far miles has earned an obstruction charge and they are considering whether there are elements of assault as well additionally there is the issue of Towing miles's car as it is on private property therefore the officer informs the employees of the nearby restaurant which owns the parking lot lot that they will need to call a tow service now let's get back to Miles what's your name you heard me what's your name I just got here my name is I just got here man my name is ask your brother Well here here's my question what let me out you going to talk to me like an adult if you let me out yes I will well I'm going to talk to you from right here I I I can't let you out you know what you ask me a question yes sir I will talk to you let me go did you did you call us I did yeah as if the situation wasn't strange enough already ladies and gentlemen we have just learned that mil himself called the police on himself I mean he didn't make any like direct threats like I'm going toat but you told him to stay back several times put your arm out and he kept walking into your arm so it was like you know whatever but you heard me let me out I'll show you the hiding spot put a seat on no man you guys really taking me to jail right now hey man something yeah you you can't just let me go brother sit back no hold on no sit we're not going to play games sit back what do you mean dude you're you're going to take me to jail yeah you're going to jail for egg assault for what egg assault who did I assault all right sit back buddy you're really taking me in jail for a talking to a c you weren't talking man you were approaching my partner aggressively dude he kept telling you to stand back and you kept running into his hands you're going to take me to jail for that yes you're going to ruin my life for trying to talk to a dude I didn't ruin your life you you just ruined your life wrong with you guys man can't just be like hey man this guy's having a bad night his car is off a cliff let him go I know I was I get it I was a little excited when you pick me up right rightfully so come on man I'm not trying to do nothing to you dude don't ruin my life bro you dude let me out of the car bro tell me to walk home sorry step out of the car I don't speak English okay come out dude what do you need step out of the car what do you need just step out miles come on step step out all right turn around turn around turn around what do you want me to do man step out turn around step your right step out or turn around St one one at a time one at a time step out of the car and turn around and face that way when you step out step this way face this all right thank you yes sir miles was soon released from the station and upon leaving he had a few more smart things to say make sure he gets off get off what this is public property I don't have to leave any this is a restricted area you got to get off the property can you at least do me a favor Which Way north south east west we not doing you no favors you need to leave man that's that's how the police work we're not dude You' been you been you've been a you've been a complete and jerk to us the entire time you've been aggressive you've been calling us vicinities and I'm asking you which way is north south east and west North is that way North is that way south is that way North is that way North is that way North is that way that's all you had to do bro why get out of the Jet Bridge now what did I do wrong get out of the I said what did I do wrong said what the I can walk I said I was good 10 minutes ago sit down now hey get over on your belly right now R over oh my glass I did this [ __ ] wrong I paid for my flight mother I paid for my flight I said I'm not resisting well then why are you pulling away I'm not just do what you do bro Take Me Up Stand Up You know yeah I don't know what your what's your name all that's fun name that's an interesting name stop pushing stop pushing son I'm not sure why this is happening I will tell you why because he was extremely drunk and tried to board a flight which goes against all Airline rules when they stopped him from boarding he forced his way through and headed toward the plane so far he's facing charges for public intoxication and resisting arrest and it'll be a miracle if those are the only charges he ends up with why did this happen cuz you're pushing no get up I will get up I will get up I didn't do to get deserve this that's the problem that's why I'm mad I didn't do I'm okay get up time get up dud let's go no no I'm going call my 30 first okay well we'll take you to a phone okay no I got my old cell phone no you can't use it right here you can't use it with your hands behind your back I said but I mean I didn't do nothing wrong hey look I'm not trying to even sup bro I'm just wonder why why happen to me sit up sit up roll over sit up sit up who are you bro what's happening too intoxicated right now I don't think so right right but I'm not a threat man I'm 56 years old I'm 20 probably 28 30 lb over weight he so where's your ID at man in my goddamn water would it be I'm not in my pocket where are you drinking at B what happened no where were you drinking at you remember was at this bar in in there in this terminal or do you I like this terminal was tever it is all recorded it is on my bad ass phone oh I'm talking about on my end okay but you know what I'm not mad I'm just I was like what the I do I was getting ready to go to my gate and get my goddamn flight to my new place I mooved to 5 weeks ago you it up for me man I'm not goddamn Scarface bro you hear me and I got I got eight guys right now and I'm a black belt to the seventh degree and right here the way I'm at right now I'm pretty sure hand of my business in a lot of ways I want it right now uh confirm that your cop busted my nose all right we got we got it all and know you don't say it say it then I'm not you want me to I said say it look look you're not in charge here all right he's he is here to clean up your NOS all he's here to do quit giving a bunch of let him clean up your nose then you're going to go to jail simple as that well I would like my nose clean okay I'm not trying to go to jail but I'm just talking the truth bro okay I like the way you look you're not going to make any demands to him okay it doesn't work that way and he ain't making any he want his want me to clean your nose calm down okay well calm down so I can clean it up all right cuz I'm not I said please all right chill out can you stand up me we're go back this all right no I'm not going nowh come on man I be arrested for what what I'm I be arrested yeah whatever man I walk wherever I I'm not a goddamn criminal Man For What come on I said for what why am I sitting here cuz you're under arrest for public and toxication when spend the night in ja [ __ ] I want my godamn backpack with my blood pressure medicine and my Chester medicine okay I got you we're working on it we're working on it I know I just got I just had to check you right I got you man hey but hey am I strong yeah you're pretty strong yeah almost sey yeah you're still you're still pretty strong I didn't do this you bunch of line mother you all right I'll be honest with you right like what the why the is this happening to me man I didn't do wrong this is [ __ ] I swear to God Gregory you going to be all right well if you don't beat me down I'm not going to beat you down we just got to get you in here so we can get you taken care of so you find a way to get out of here hey check it out all no y' be me down I didn't do nothing to you sir I just got I I didn't say you you want to slide out sure but get your book Dan I'm not mad right I mean am I happy no I was to F goddamn back I just out and get this process started so that way can trying to figure out if somebody hits me I hit hard no one's going to hit you well I've been hit since I've been here you see the blow of my goddamn nose I'm divorced twice and I'm divorced What state were you born in mother Orlando Florida my dad was in the military who made life happen yeah I live at 6 weeks how much you wa here right now I'm probably 220 and I'm a black out karate this whole time I've done nothing but are you employed Mr Tucker am I employed course I'm employed who you work for I don't know you tell me what happened do you have any tattoos one one where is it so what the I've been here all night I don't know I don't know why they brought you in all right we'll let you talk to them here in just a little bit I want to know do you want to get these cuts off what should I do this this 45 minutes of bullsh is bullsh I am a black belt in BO CT I'm a yellow Bel and I will light your ass up am I am not doing that H I didn't nothing for that I didn't do nothing for that down and take your boots off and we can get you to where you can lay down I will take my boots off all right but if you think I can't fight go I guess I gu what's this we're going this way let's go what I do wrong trying to work with you you're not no you're not mother dud I'm not a Prat what's your problem I promise you my attorney it's bigger than your all right God damn bro really really dude what am I doing wrong don't get up don't get up I'm not getting up put I said I'm about get up put your hand back behind your back just put it right just put it right here [Applause] up and now meet Christian who got drunk and started wreaking havoc in a bar he threatened guests got into fights and even smashed holes in the walls when it was time for his arrest he decided to play dead a chair if we can grab real quick we're going to stand you up real quick okay boss man all right we're going to stand you up dude all I'm not standing up I tell you then well I'm going to have you stand up and we're going to grab a seat in a chair yeah just okay other hand no well let's get you in a chair at least I'm not going to leave you sitting on the floor yeah that works all right B we're going to see in this chair all right first off stand up come on dude I'm going to help you up I'm I'm trying you're good are you a friend of his are you with him yeah that's my it's your what that's my bu okay all right dude look at me hey I need you to look at me yeah I can't okay will you at least talk to me I can do that okay do you have an idea or anything like that on your boss man yeah can I see that real quick there a little bit of a disturbance we wanted to remove them from the situation it was with another guest really wasn't an issue until we came upstairs uh the other gentleman paid his tab um at that point downstairs in the showroom he was like staring pretty hard um when we came up here he just started yell ing started yelling he wanted to take a moment at the bar took his moment he was just staring intently on my other manager I removed him from the situation and then at that point he just kind of got out R slamed his head up against the wall any damage to the wall was it any Dent oh yeah and then slammed his head against glass there's no damage there but then he started flailing I was never in a full nelson though all Str his arms was never for sake of conversation he said that it's neither here nor there we're trying to get to the bottom of what's going on tonight okay okay what'ss never happened so obviously you're believing it didn't happen well you weren't talking to me before so I need to figure something out right and this mother is aing liar he never had me in a full nelson do you go by Christian Chris it doesn't matter at this okay it does matter matter at this point the thing this mother never had me at a full Nails stop stop we're talking you're an adult I'm an adult and this mother is a liar I'm not worried about him I'm trying to talk to you he's a liar stop you weren't talking to me in the first place so now you're talking to me so are you going to talk to me about what happened this mother Li talk to him outside okay sorry sorry sorry okay then tell me your for because you can't just say that someone's a liar and not tell me anything more to the situation well to be honest I am drunk okay there's nothing wrong with that all I know is nobody ever put me in any kind of uh okay then nobody puts you in a full NS and I'll agree with you on that I'll take your word for it okay when I came up here you were on the ground being held by him so something led up to that point I'm trying to figure out what led up to that point I have his side and now I'm trying to get yours but you weren't talking to me in the first place so I went to somebody talk to me I don't know well something happened well obviously yes yeah but I have no idea what I have no idea what the happened all I know is this mother needs to get a boat through his head too no we're not why can we act like adults here for this situation so we can get to the bottom of this and figure out what we need to do to get you on your way and go to where we need to go welcome to 2023 no but nothing is an adult anymore no no no no you can't call me an adult that that that's assuming my uh age what that doesn't even make sense welcome to 2023 neither does assuming a gender i' never assumed your gender we we never even spoke about gender well it's the same concept it's not yeah it is I I identify as an innocent 23y old okay and you can't do anything against it and then you're transo that makes no sense what whatever that that's the way the world's working now it may be in your head for right now in this given situation but that's not how the world actually work that's the way the world's working right now if he wanted to identify as a woman I I I couldn't say have to do with anything that we're trying to get I'm trying to figure out what's going on with you you're bouncing your head off the walls and I will still do that all I have to do is punching the balls and that's not going to happen so how do I have to make that happen cuz I'm pretty sure I can no I'm pretty sure I can once I'm punching the balls I can grab your gun no you won't do you really want to try it well I'm going to advise you not to even think about trying it but do you want to no I really don't cuz honestly in your eyes it just looks like you want that challenge I'm trying to talk to you as an adult but we're not getting there you want that challenge how about we do this I'm going to stand you up and we're going to go grab a seat of my car sound good I I I feel more like just hitting you in the chin I mean it's your right to try it if you would like but I would not advise it that so let me ask you this are you threatening physical harm upon me yes you want to cause harm to me yes I do why something's going to happen cuz I'm not moving from here you are going to move from there I promise you that then you're going to get a a fist to your chin no I'm not so this is what we're going to do Kristen is is Kristen right Christian yeah okay Christian stand up for me no well you're still going to stand up nonetheless don't touch me I'm giving you the opportunity to stand up okay we're done we're done give your hands [Music] stop come here I'm I'm dead weight oh that's fine I can handle dead weight go for Chan right now you're going to be detected all right Christian are you going to walk at all Christian are you going to walk at all are you going to respond uh if you can hold the chair so it doesn't slide out I have my knee right here next to your balls what is up with you in balls do you want me to hit you in them no you already have enough charges now because you thre in physical violence against the law enforcement officer which is in charge on itself all right well that's not something's going to happen no it's not cuz you're going to make your problems worse I don't do let go with the chair Chris I I want the gun I don't give a about the cup this is legs here you hold his chest hold his chest oh you already pooped yourself so what was the punched oh you were punched uppercut oh he uppercut you if you don't mind hanging out I'm going to need a statement from you that he hits you he's going to be going to jail tonight but he headbutted the wall a few times I don't believe he ever lost Consciousness but he was unresponsive for a second once I put him in cuffs I pretty much just want to safety check touch me he's going to fight so that's the other problem that we have if we can get him to the car then we can assess him there cuz I can at least can restrain him a little bit better all right I told you I'm not helping that's fine [Applause] everybody ready one two and three straight up top so we're going to have to somehow get him Seated on the passenger side oh he's going to fight a s let me take straps off I got grab that foot y get that foot I got it going move put his feet down hold on I'm going to go to the other side P just keep pushing oh that's what she said off your bu here nice and easy nice and easy go ahead go hold on I'm pulling his feet God bless it dude God bless it dude stop for sake stop shut the up God bless dude you're making this 10 times harder exact no he's going to wedge his head sge he's going to wedge his head [Music] there I got one door do that I'm done with it I'm just going to lift them up when we're going to close the door again hey you P are hey what's what's your name man Christian you heard it I heard I can still hear it nobody's laughing I can hear it stupid pie thank God stop God bless it I can't him he's in his head stop stop dude what what is going on I told you that's not going to do anything but give you a headache [Music] dude you're going to get a criminal dine now oh oh now I get it scar just go and call the jail tell him to be standing by with a restrain chair Hi how are you huh shut up shut the up [Music] I'm going to need you to take me to jail please okay hop out of the car no take me out of the car hop out of the car absolutely not I'm not going to do it you're not going to get out of the car so you're going to resist you're going obstruct all right let's hop out okay come on there we go get that lighter got better get that lighter before I catch I'm on fire oh my God they're breaking my wrist on no my rights what am I being arrested for sir now what am I under arrest forain no that's you stop running your mouth we under the law okay what am I being detained for officer yeah I will explain that all to you in a second what am I being detained for officer relax sir relax what am I being detained for because you're in a vehicle ma'am Fraser what am I being detained for okay listen just so you know you're being video and audio recorded okay what am I being because you're in a vehicle that does not belong to you it's another person's vehicle and now okay and now what well we're going to put you in the seat we're going to make sure you have nothing on you that's not legal what is it's called you know you potentially you're trying to a vehicle or I'm not trying to steal the vehicle why am I being detained at the most at at the most am I under arrest yes you are am I under arrest what am I under arrest for what am I under arrest for Read Me My Rights then read me no Read Me My Rights I know my rights okay you'll get them no here's your rights okay are my rights as a citizen here's your why am I under arrest why am I being arrested you're also under arrest for being in possession of other people's credit cards which is a felony how's that okay so then when is that a felony here you go I want to see no I want to know what the law is there don't lose that H that belongs to somebody who is deceased talk to my boss ma'am here's your right here's your right ready what here's your right your Miranda Rights ready the woman you see was caught attempting to steal someone's vehicle someone reported that an unknown woman got into another person's car and the police quickly arrived at the scene she's being aggressive and obstructing the officers so it's evident that this won't a straightforward case and yeah having someone else's credit cards without permission can lead to charges of possession of stolen property or possession of a stolen Financial device this is also often a felony especially if she intended to use the credit cards fraudulently you have the right to remain silent anything you say can be used get to court a la you have the right at this time to talk what what are you doing go of she want me to search her pocket the more you lean over the more not my heart it's go that far dude well that's cuz you're trying to lean down I have it I have it up there for a I know well you quit leaning down and it won't hurt it's all up to you all right now we're going to have a seat all right man' hold on have a seat man stand up we're not doing anything all you got to do is sit in the seat what am I being arrested for you've been told multiple times I need you to tell me again why am I under arrest okay trespassing and possession of access devices of what credit cards they're called access devices since when but they're called access devic show me that law oh here I have't taped up here I need a copy of that okay you be an a I would like to see a copy of the law that states okay listen um arrestable for a felony offense listen for having ay card that I found stop talking for two seconds no want to go to the hospital my wrist is broken I'm pretty sure I am pretty sure that pretty sure that you have broken the bones in my hand and or wrist and I would like you to take me to the hospital understand the said right to you yes or not no I do not okay thank you now that the suspect has been arrested the police start to gather evidence they talk to a witness who says the suspect was trying to start the vehicle with a screwdriver and they also come across the vehicle's owner who also helps them shed light on this bizarre case anything okay uh but you have a screwdriver trying to mess with this okay is that the screwdriver down there that little thing or is that your screw huh no no that was pulled out of the middle console she had a bigger one she had a bigger one yeah is it still in the car somewhere yeah that must um yeah I have no idea whose that is and um okay it's yours okay it's right here I don't I don't know for sure the bag yours the bag is mine yeah okay am I under arrest sir yes sure yeah we told you that a couple times or vehicle prow say it again vehicle prow is that even a real let me see it I want to see it okay you're bring it up on the computer screen no no no you're going to get booked into n squal jail right now okay okay so that's all all right okay any other questions uh what's badge number liid 12 liid 12 yep okay he's the boss all right boss Fraser liid 12 okay are you under the influence of anything no you're not going to go through withdrawals uh no I'll be fine okay well they're going to ask we just want to make sure okay do you need medical assistance or anything no okay all right okay so what's going to happen 12 and that's number 1577 can you walk over here to this car we're going to give you a ride to it down to the jail okay uh you're going to give me a ride to the jail where don't P me please step out please officer please step out please step out there you go thank you okay come on don't pull on my arms anymore look at my wrists you godamn morons look at my wrists lakewood's finest piece of so you're going to get booked in as Jane D unless you give us your name I gave you my name you idiot a [Music]