I literally do not pull your hands away from me. Okay, please. We're going to be taking the dogs. Oh, no. No. We're We're not going to play this game. Okay. I I don't want to play this game. Okay. What's that pile that's right underneath you? Dogs. Dogs there? Yeah. How'd the dog get under there? I have no idea. Stop. Stop. Please. Hold up. Stop. Oh my god. You stand on the red line, right? Let me get that red light. [ __ ] red light. Are y'all right? Watch as cops handle criminals who can't hold it in with some unexpected pee and poop action. What's she wearing? Uh, a red jacket. Red jacket. Okay. All right. Appreciate it. Knock knock. How you doing? Hey, we got a call about somebody uh taking a wallet from Are you checking the Okay. All right. I appreciate it. Got a lot going [Music] on. Hey. Okay. Yes, sir. Okay, I will do that. Okay, thank you. Police were called to a local Walmart after a customer reported her wallet had been stolen right from her shopping cart. What began as a simple case of theft quickly spiraled into a wild, unforgettable scene. Who's the one that called? I We don't have a description. She hung up before she gave a description for anything. Is that the victim? Cuz I need Yeah, I think she does have All right. Do we know where the suspect went off to? They said Garden Center, right? Last we heard was Garden Center. Which place? That way. I seen her go down the middle over there. What was that? 450. Oh, sheriff's office. Stop. I hear I'm fighting. I stopped her. She's running through the parking lot toward 466. 46. Stop or I'm going to tase you. Stop. Get on the ground. Put your hands behind your back. Literally just my hands. Do not move. really just keep your hands. I just my pants. I try to run. Stay put. You understand me? Okay. No, I literally just do not pull your hands away from me. Okay. I I just my pants. Okay. 249 105. Hold on, sir. Don't move. Should have stopped when I told you the first time. He got him. I took off cuz I I I was trying to find my ride. I was in a hurry. So, you normally run to your ride? No. Okay. I just my pants your pants because I was running. Okay. Every time you run, you normally your pants. No, I just What's your name? I had to go to the bathroom. Crystal Kaiser. Crystal Kaiser. Do you have some sort of ID? No, not on me. Okay. It's just a little odd to be running as soon as you see us. I It wasn't that I seen you guys. So why exactly were you running? Cuz I have to I have to go to the bathroom. Okay. So you normally run whenever you have to go to the bathroom. You know there's bathrooms in in Walmart. Right. Right past them. My ride was my ride was about to leave me. Do you know why we're here? No. Okay. We're here because somebody says that they believe that you stole their wallet. Do you mind if I search your bag for that wallet? Pick up the wallet. Okay. Do you mind if I search your bag for that wallet? Yeah, it's it's I picked it up and I I forgot it's in that brown bag. It's in the brown bag. That's your purse. Yeah, I was going to give it to the people. I forgot cuz I had to I had to go to the bathroom. It's a good thing you didn't get crazy like flee. That make that story unbelievable. Hi everybody. Stealing a wallet in the US is considered theft or lararseny. If taken directly from a person, it's often charged as pickpocketing, which is more serious. Using stolen credit cards or IDs can lead to identity theft or fraud charges. Penalties vary by state, but can include jail time and fines. You know what's really messed up about steal? No, I really was. You didn't want to talk to us. It's cool. It's fine. That part about stealing a wallet, though. I I wasn't stealing her wallet. Possession of a ID is a felony if it's stolen. Possession of a credit card is a felony if it's stolen. And when you steal it, you know it's stolen. I didn't know it was stolen. I've seen it in a buggy and I've I've left mine in the buggy before. Like I said, you want to speak to us? It's cool. They got cameras. Between the three of us, I think we might have a GED out here. We'll figure it out. We won't hold her, but if she starts to run, I'll tase her and stand here and we're okay. I got to go to the bathroom, man. I thought you already did. Yeah. It's like a You know what? I feel your pain because I've been doing this like high fiber diet with a lot of peanuts and I've almost had a few of these incidents myself this past week. So, this is this is yours, right? And then those other bags that still have the tags on it, those are going to be entered into evidence as possible stolen merchandise. But this can go to the jail with you. Later, Crystal Kaiser was arrested and charged with pettit theft and resisting an officer. Hi, this is Officer Edgars with Kent County Sheriff's Department Animal Control Division. I'm just calling regarding a report of a vehicle with 19 dogs in it. Um, I am at the listed address that you provided and I'm just wondering if the person may have relocated or if you have any additional information on this individual that would help us in her. She was at the auto place behind Walmart. They moved her over under the tarp under Flower Land, worked on the brakes. And when I talked to her personally last night, she was at the dollar store and she wasn't sure where she was going to go find a place to sleep last night. She's driving a red Silverado pickup with a topper on it and she's got the topper tied the hatch to the topper tied down to the frame underneath the vehicle so it can't be open. She's had a bunch of dogs in the cab of the truck with her and it really stinks in there and it's been at least 5 days that he knows of since they've been out to go to the bathroom. Hey, you guys need to you guys need to go. Please. You're going to ruin our whole thing. You're going to ruin exactly what we're here doing. Please go inside. We have people coming to fix this. There's at least 12 in there minimum. And that's what I can see. Those people are go inside. Especially if she can see. Yes. Thanks you guys. just blew you blew our whole our whole operation. You're living You're living in your car right now. No, no, no. I'm not living in my No, no. These guys got a place to get out and go to the bathroom and everything. Yep. Officer Edgars of the Kent County Sheriff's Department, Animal Control Division, responded to a report involving a vehicle allegedly containing 19 dogs. I'm seeing some feces in there. What are you doing about that? Oh, I clean. They must have just did it. I uh got plastic bags and I got uh wipes and a thing and I cleaned it up. Yeah. And how many are in there? Huh? How many are in here? I have a a couple of them. Yeah. But I don't want to undo that rope. Yeah. To get to my destination. Yeah. You have a couple dogs in here. Well, a couple to me. Yeah. How many How many exactly are in here? About seven. just in here. Yeah, I'm going over to my uh friend. So, who's your friend? You're going where where I was stopping over at and then um I was heading out. Stopping. I was just going over there. We were just meeting here and then we were going over there. Okay. And where's where's her house? What was that the plan? I know we were meeting for dinner for her birthday. Okay. You didn't have plans for her to come with I didn't discuss that. I didn't know she was planning on that honestly to stop over. Yeah. Then I go over to my friend uh your friend. Do you live at your friend? No, I'm just passing through. Okay. So, where do you where do you live? Uh, I live down. Okay. And when did you get up here? Um, about a week ago. Okay. Week and a half ago, something like that. Okay. Okay. And how many dogs in total do you have? Um, I have uh seven and I got the four Pomeranians and Yeah. Hi. So, seven dogs just in this. Yeah. Four Pomeranians up front. Mhm. Okay. I counted I counted more than four up here. There's four four Pomeranians in the Mhm. Okay. There was two It looks like puppies in that cage and then this bigger one. Yeah. So, seven up here, too. Yeah. Okay. Do you have um any vaccination paperwork or anything? Yeah. Where's that at? Um I You have to be able to provide that to us. Yeah, I have it um in the back. And then I I just went to the vet and um I have that and then my other friend has got the uh other papers for the other two. Okay. Okay. Is that what you're feeding them right now? Yep. Mhm. Okay. Yep. Yep. And then I got water I got water in the back too. Just in the back. No, I got water up here. And then I feed them the water. Where's Where's the water for them? I got it on the other side. I just emptied out the other water and I got the other water on the other Yeah, there's quite a bit of feces back there. I'm seeing uh that used to do, you know. Mhm. No, I don't see any water either. I don't see any water on the other side over there. Uhhuh. Ma'am, we there's not any water accessible to these dogs. There's a significant amount of feces in here and not a single water bowl back here for these dogs. Mhm. I usually I take it out. I usually use the uh can my friend and I Okay. Uh earlier, you know, I give them water and then they drink this. If not, it spills all over the place. Okay. Like I said, they have to have access to water 24 hours a day for it to be lawful. Okay. And they do not have access to water right now. I don't see any of them wearing any licensing tags. Are they licensed? Yeah. Do you have the paperwork to prove? I have it in my green bag and I had it on my phone. Can I see it? I can pull it up. Yep. For each dog? Yeah. This is unbelievable. That smell There's nothing in there. We got to We got to take these dogs. Okay. In the US, keeping pets in poor health or filthy conditions is considered animal neglect and is punishable under animal cruelty laws. Depending on the severity, it can lead to fines, jail time, or felony charges. Authorities may also remove the animals to protect their welfare. Do you understand why we're worried? I always feed and water my dogs. always carry water in with me. Do you understand why we're worried though? Yeah, because they always need water and food. Yeah. And and this is not appropriate living conditions for No, we're not. I'm not living. I'm just Yeah. So, these dogs have been living in here for about 5 days. When was the last time you cleaned out your truck and got the poop out of there? This morning. That's, you know, that's a lot of feces for a day. Your dog's leg is stuck here. It's pinned between the Why did she do that? Probably. There's There's not a lot of room in there. I don't know if you did that. Let me get So, the reality of the situation is that this is extremely unsanitary. Okay. I can see that the seats are saturated with feces. There's feces packed down throughout your vehicle. I can tell that their feet are covered in feces. There shouldn't be. Yeah, there is. There is all throughout. Ma'am, I I saw it with my own eyes. There's feces all throughout your vehicle. Okay. This is concerning. Okay. I understand if you don't view it that way, but Oh, no. I don't like that feces all over. I I pick it up and I and I clean it and Okay. Yeah. So, when we're looking at the law, um it it is against the law for your animals to be kept in this type of situation. Okay. Whether this is just for the hours throughout the daytime and at night they go running around, it's still unsanitary and it's still against the law. They don't have any access to water. They don't appear to be well exercised. We're going to be taking the dogs. No. No. Ma'am, no. That's not what he said. Ma'am, I just spoke with him. No, we're we're not going to play this game. Okay. I don't want to play this game. That's what these dogs need to be checked out by our vet. They need to get out of this environment. They're going to start getting respiratory notices. Yeah. I don't know. So, we need to take these dogs. No, don't do that to me. Please. That's the best thing for the dogs. No, it's not permanent. Yeah, it's not. They just got to go down and be checked out, confirm everything's okay because it's unsanitary the way they're living. Yeah. Don't No, ma'am. I have seen dogs die from living in these conditions. I know. I don't want them to live in these conditions. Oh, I'm good with But we're going to take the dogs. So, we're not calling any more people. We're not doing any more names. We're taking these dogs. We're going to start loading them up into our vehicle. If you want to sit in your friend's vehicle while we do this, I I just like you to be out of the way while we're doing this. Why don't you go get your dinner? Guess it's a nightmare. Time to get out of there. It's broken. So, close that. Close that. It's as close as it gets. There pretty lady. Get back. The dogs were successfully rescued and placed in new homes where they could live in a healthier, safer environment. The woman involved was issued a warning, allowing her the opportunity to correct her actions without facing immediate legal penalties. Hi, how's it going? Pretty good. Okay. Reason I'm contacting you is we got a call. Someone said that you were here on the bench and they thought that you were uh depe on the bench. Oh no, I'm fine. I am fine. Okay. What's that pile that's right underneath you? Dog there. Dog there. Yeah. How' the dog get under there? I have no idea, but I found some dog biscuits and stuff. Tyler, right? You're Tyler Crestle. I don't want to be interrupting. You're not in trouble for anything. I just wanted to let you know your passport's at the PD. So if you if you contact the Which one? Which one? Across the river. Across the river. If you if you contact the property people, you can get your passport there. What's your name, sir? Andrew. Andrew. What's your last name? Rumfield. Rumfield. Rum. How do you spell that? Rumful. R U M P H O L. Yeah, I'm fine. W E. Mhm. R U M P H O L. Yeah. Andrew, what's your mail in? Everybody knows me. C and birthday. I told my ID. That's all right. Uh you staying anywhere these days or? Yeah, I just doing this doing that. Don't have a permanent address? Not right now. Do you have a phone number? Not right now. No phone. Okay. Yeah. Again, you can type it for me. the outside. Officers responded to a report of a man defecating on a downtown bench. They found feces beneath him and confirmed the act through witness accounts. The man had been on the bench all morning and was seen with his pants down at one point. He just put just put his or I don't know looked like his hands on maybe an hour ago. Okay. He had that hand blanket. I I sit over there. We clothe him. I'm in the inside. You can't quite see me in there, but yeah, he didn't have any clothes. Well, he had a shirt on. Shirt, but he grabbed his wrapped blanket around him, but the reason he got in the same I saw and you can see all the way from here down. Yeah. And he just put those on. He just Well, I say no. I don't know what you what you're here for, but Yeah, that's what we're here for. All right. All right. That's all right. Okay. Thanks. pretty good chicken and everything, huh? Well, yeah, we did get the report that that's yours cuz that's that's not an animal. Is there anything on the bench? No. You sure? Yep. You want to stand up? Sure. Get a little bit. I see a little bit there on the side. Yeah. How'd that get there? Thinking that's yours, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Can't be doing that on the bench, right? I know. All right. It happens though. Well, it can't happen there. I suppose I'll be fine, huh? Yeah. Can't do that. People want to come down and use the bench and not have to worry about that. It's all right. It's It's not all right, though. You can't do that. Where'd you get the rice? Yeah, I bought it. Oh, that was very nice. You're not going to arrest me, are you? No. Okay, that's cool. No, I just get a ticket. back cuz I had cigarettes and I I don't want to go to jail. So I don't want you to go to jail either. Yeah, I know. It sucks, man. In the US, public defecation is usually charged as public indecency or disorderly conduct leading to fines or arrest depending on the state. It happens, man. I'm so sorry. Well, I really am. Next time, find somewhere else. Okay. Just be careful. I know. Yep. I know, buddy. It's cool. I know. I should have sat and I should have went inside and went to the bathroom. Yep. I know. Next time though, right? I should have. I knew it. I should have probably been using the bathroom. I'll tell you what you already know. What's that? No such thing as a routine stop. That's the truth. Don't forget it. Always like to bar anywhere else. Anywhere. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. I wasn't thinking such. Yeah, Uncle say you don't think Yeah, I have no damn problem. I don't think I know the fact busted on it, too. What's that? I know these guys go by. Yeah, getting busted for it. Yeah, it's a busy street. A lot of people walking around making Andrew, here's the deal. Getting a ticket for urination defecation prohibited. You can't be can't be doing that in in public. Okay. Um, so what I also need You're getting the ticket. It's going to be $21310 fine. April 16th at 1:30 pm if you want to contest that. Um, blue envelope if you want to pay that. What I do need you to do now is uh get your stuff together and keep moving. Okay. Um, can't have you camping out on a on a park bench like this. Okay. Okay. So, why don't you get your shoes on and start collecting your stuff and get moving. Okay. Can I just sit here for a little bit? So, we've already gotten reports that you've been here all morning long. You clearly haven't been moving along. You can't be camping on city property like this. Okay. That's another ticket. You can't just be camping out on a park bench all day long. Okay. We got to have somebody come in and clean that up, too. Okay. Yep. So, could you manage to wash away from me? You can throw away your own garbage. Okay. So, get your shoes on and collect your stuff and keep keep on going. Okay. Need a garbage can, Andrew. There was one right over there on the street corner, right in front of the reboot social there. They do last couple of days. Nobody said nothing about it. Well, the main problem here is what happened, you know. Yeah. Pooped on the bench, so you can't stay there, right? Like I said, now we got to get that cleaned up. So, I go to a different bench, huh? That cool. Why don't you go to the day spot? Okay. Haven house. Is that the Haven House? Yep. That's a or community tables. Those are places where you can go and hang out rather than doing this on a city park bench where other people come and want to sit. M I know there's a lot of park fences though. That's the whole thing. But they have bathrooms. Yeah, there's bathrooms around. Well, regardless, why don't you just move on from here? At least you got to have somebody come in and clean that up. Thanks, Andrew. Yep. Remember bathroom next time. Okay. I know. Thank you. Yeah, tag. [Music] Did I get some control? I think so. mountain. [Music] All right. You guys would know that means not to sit on that bench, right? Hopefully it wasn't defecating on it. One second. He was ticketed for taking an unscheduled nature break in public. It's just a different state. You know how it is. Ohio's better than Missouri. I am worn out of my bones and my goddamn y'all [ __ ] that y'all. No one's going to beat you. I promise. Missouri did. And I know y'all represent y authority. All y'all was authority. So I don't know why. I promise you no one's going to beat you. Let me go. No. Let me up out this back seat so I can go in there and get booked. We're not getting booked here. Godamn thing. No, cuz I'm Jesus. I told you. We're not getting booked here. This is where the We have to get your picture. Yeah. [ __ ] you can do that on the goddamn device. You better not [ __ ] fault. We're not allowed. We're not allowed to do that. God damn. Oh, they just want to kill you like Missouri tribe but then goddamn succeed. Lord label you crazy because you ain't get any good. Pull over that way a little bit. Give her some room. See, they ain't going to get anything out of that. Just wait. She is very entertaining right now. Like, she might Yeah, she's like one of the most entertaining people I've ever met. Really? She said her her name is Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Her straw man name aka government name is Adele. But she has herpes, AIDS, and if we try something a scared, that's what she said. Yeah. All right. We're going to come get your picture. Okay. Yes, sir. Come on out for me. At least you got your wing on. Yeah. Got your loops. Hold up. What? camera. Appreciate Mr. Authority. There you go. Hang on, dear. Hang on. Hang on. Where you going? I know the goddamn studio. Okay. Well, you know, I told you we don't got cells here. You don't know where you're going. I believe I'm like I'm tell I think she meant a leopard. I'm I think she meant a leopard. When you called in, did you say you were dressed like a leopard or a leprechaun? Yeah, I said I was a leprechaun. I didn't I was a leprechaun. They said a leprechaun. That's what they told us. I'm serious. They said a leprechaun. That's what they said. I was looking for a leprechaun. I got you. Come up your ID, right? Yeah. You just got to take We'll take her through. You have to go around the back like where they actually are. Come on in here. I'm not in prison. I'm saying that's a woman was arrested and brought to the station, but when asked to pose for her mug shot, she responded with a colorful stream of curses followed by an even more unexpected stream. Yeah. Thank you very much. So goddamn welcome. Appreciate it. Mhm. What were you drinking tonight? What I poured out? Wasn't you the one that was on duty? Nope. What? I poured out, dog. I don't know. I didn't see it. I didn't pay attention. Well, the didn't pay didn't pay attention. So, was it still on reserve? Does it matter? No, it don't matter. He didn't pay attention. You should have paid attention. I didn't charge you with it, so I didn't care. Your authority, [ __ ] You're a wide authority, [ __ ] You should have paid attention. I guess so. You want to be a boss? I guess so. Obviously. Why are you making so much profanity? Because that's what I do. That's what Jesus do. Because Jesus is Jesus. And Jesus know his goddamn father should have been a goddamn man and put his goddamn self on a cross instead of his goddamn son. All right. Here. Go. Go. Stand by over that white box. Where's he got? Where she [Music] box with your face the box. Cursing at police after an arrest can lead to charges of disorderly conduct. While peeing on the floor may result in charges for public urination or vandalism. Both can lead to fines or additional jail time. [Music] All right, Jesus. Come on in here. Yes, Miss Jesus. I'm sorry. Grab a seat there for me. You got a restroom, a tool, a sign, anything. I can piss him. You got to wait till we get down to the county. Well, I'm piss on your floor cuz I got a piss, dog. You got to wait. I got a piss. It has to piss on the floor. Only a female. Don't Don't I am a female [ __ ] Only a female can help you. We can't do that. Okay. Well, I'm telling you I got a penis right now. Okay. Well, as soon as we get your picture, we've been arguing for how how long? About a goddamn hour now. Maybe you didn't piss in your goddamn trash can. I'm allowed. Sit down. I got a pitch. Just wait. Who ain't allowed? Just wait. It's my right. Don't It's my goddamn right. I got a piss. Wait. You can't just wait until we get Come on. We're going to do get your picture and then we're going to leave. Wait until we get your picture and then we'll take you to the bathroom. I don't give a about a goddamn Put your toes on the red line. We do. We can't leave until we get Put your toes on the red line. The red line. Put your toes on the [ __ ] red line. White. Okay. You're You're hilarious. Put your toes in the red line. The faster you do it, the faster we can leave. No. Don't Don't pee in here. Don't do it. Look, do not pee in here. Stop. Stop. Don't. My goddamn breath in here. Stop. Do not pee. Stop it. No. Stop. I told you I have your picture. Stop. Hold it. Stop. Stop. Don't. Please. Hold up. Oh my god. You sit on the red line, right? Let me get that red line. [ __ ] [ __ ] red light. Are y'all right now? Let me get that red line for your white. Why are you acting like a I told you I'm a goddamn Jesus [ __ ] Now clean that up rightfully and put me in protective custody. Okay, just stand right here. Stop. Just What's up, ma'am? How you doing, man? Yeah. Should we just leave? I'm not Should we just leave? I'm not sure. This ugly ass. Yeah, I don't want this ugly ass [ __ ] Move over here so you don't stand on your feet. Why? Cuz that's cuz I'm sitting in your [ __ ] car again. Jesus. Yes. Jesus. Jesus. Yeah. Can you just stand still for two seconds? I want to [ __ ] stop. 2. Move back here. Why doesn't matter? I don't want you. I'm still dragging piss. So what's up white authority? Yep. You might be right. I don't know. I realize what we doing up to you guys. I mean we would like to get a picture but I mean I don't know cuz they're like I mean yeah there's a big puddle in here now. No. We're just going to bypass I guess. Okay. Oh yay. Do you want her DNA? Goddamn man. Yeah. Take this man DNA. Take this man DNA. When I say I am a goddamn man and female, I am that goddamn man and female. Yes, ma'am. Can you rap an idea at least? Just to verify that she's not in the system. I don't mind doing that. Okay. [Music] The only thing we're going off is the leads hit from Missouri. We have nothing else. Oh, I have something else. Y'all let me loose cuz I'm No one's letting you loose cuz you're acting like a child. Peing on the floor. That's what women do. That's what woman man. That's right. That's what this white [ __ ] did. And I'm not authority yet. I the goddamn floor. Listen to me. If you If you keep acting like this, I'm going to put you against this wall. Stop here. Let me do it for you. Make all me so you can face this wall. Stay right there. That's what they said. Lift your arms up. Let me see your fingers. God damn it. Point your pink pointer fingers out. There you go. Pointer fingers. Pointer. There you go. It's okay. It's all right. Stop. We're doing your fingerprints. It won't stick or anything. It's just a scan. Okay. It's going to scan your fingerprint. You just take a minute. All right. [ __ ] I just you grabbing too hard. I'll cry to kick your ass to the nut. You better release. She was later charged with disorderly conduct, obstruction of justice, public urination, and vandalism. [Music] [Music]