Here. Don't touch me. Here's my [ __ ] Don't There you go. That's like Don't squeeze. There's my other bag. Get my other bag. And that's cool. >> You at night want to suck your either. Make sure you [ __ ] >> You good? You good, stupid? You good, stupid? Huh? >> Are you done? >> You're done, flat. >> That's right, mother. Open the door then. >> Yeah, I for mother. Let go of my arm. >> On May 2nd, 2025, officers got called to a retail store where a random stranger reportedly turned aisle shopping into WWE tryyouts. By the time cops caught up, the main act was already at a restaurant, ready to serve up excuses with her meal. What exactly pushed her to slap a stranger? Watch the video to see how the drama really unfolded. >> Hello. >> Hi. How are you? >> Good. Good. >> All right. What's going on? >> I don't know. I was shopping or whatever and this girl wanted to walk by and she I saw her do something to her child and I smacked her because I'm not with people children and I was trying to get out of the store and she was kind of in my way and then she had people follow me around or whatever and I'm not with that. But the thing about her was that I saw her touch the baby's like whatever the jock or whatever wherever the baby's private area was and then she wanted to be upset because I smacked her in the face. >> All right. Do you can you do me a favor? Could you just have a seat at the table here? >> I will definitely have a seat right here. >> Perfect. >> All right. So Janette, do you want to explain to me kind of again what happened? >> The girl I was coming out and I was trying to get out of the store and the girl was Yeah. The Dollar Tree. She was kind of in my way, but I saw her touch your child or whatever and I was like, I'm not with that. And I smacked her. But the reason is because I've had people tell me things about that and she was like she thought she was going to get in my way that way, but she thought she was going to get in my way, but she also made a comment or or smiled at me. Like she she said, I can't explain to you how like she smiled or she sneered or something. And I was I was going to just walk by her, but she pissed me off and I hit her. But the reason I hit her is because I saw her touch the child's whatever private area or whatever the pants or whatever. Maybe she just dipped the pants. But whatever it was when she sneered at me when when I when she got up and I was going to get out of her way, she sneered at me like she she smiled like like real evil. And I was like, I'm not trying I'm not trying to be with you, but I'm not trying to >> I exited the store and I was I was trying to go out and these two other ladies were ahead of me and then she was looking at me and then the lady was in the way and then I was trying to pass her and she had touched her child and she was zipped up or whatever and then she got up and I hit her because I was trying I hit her because she sneered at me but she was trying to like insinuate that I had something to do with her touching her child. That's all I'm trying to say. >> Why would she? >> I don't know. It's just the look that she gave me. You'd have to like If anybody ever looked at you to try to insinuate something, that's all. And I was just really tired of like that I was trying to get that I was trying to get to to go somewhere to help myself to get something to eat or to do something like that. >> She gave you a sneer look and that's when you >> It's not that she gave you. It's like, "All right, I I I'll look at you if if you don't mind like like smile at you like like that." Like a real evil smile. like just something really not. It was something rude and that's why I hit her. She just made a look like but the thing was that she had touched her child or whatever. >> How did you hit her? >> I hit her in the face just like that. Like I slapped her in the face. >> Open hand like this. >> Yeah. But yeah, she earned it. I'm not I am not any part of her and her touch. I know her like that. But I've had people try to say that I >> When Miss Chaos Extraordinaire opened her mouth, it was pure improv theater. Messy, dramatic, and impossible to follow. One second she's the guardian angel of children. The next she's just an innocent bystander trying to leave. She switched roles faster than a bad Netflix actor serving courtroom fanfic instead of facts. >> Done things like that. And I don't do children. And I've had children taken from me for nothing because I didn't have any money. Did she say something about being a >> No, she didn't. It's just that she touched her child in my face and I think that's wrong and that's why I hit her. >> And how'd she touch your child? >> I don't know. She zipped up her zipper or something. I don't know. I caught the tail end of that and I was trying to get out of her way and that's why I smacked her. >> Well, I don't know if there's any way you could see outside and see that she was doing a zipper or touching whatever his or her whoever the child was that she just walked up. But when she got up, she smiled in my face. That's all I'm trying to say. that she wanted to smile and insinuate that. I don't know that I was condoning that or that I had a part with that and that's why I hit her. >> But how do you know what she was doing if you didn't see it? >> So, she was zipping a zipper on pants. >> We'll say she was zipping the zipper in her pants and then she got up and smiled in my face. >> Okay. Do you know what she was doing? >> I don't know. I don't care. I I smacked her because I didn't know what she was doing. >> So, you didn't know what she was doing and you hit her? >> Yes. I just She looked like she was touching her. >> So, you don't know, >> okay, >> there's any negative wrongdoing. >> Look, I smacked her cuz she was in my way and she was touching her child. That's what I think it was very negative. >> She was in your way. >> Was there any way you could walk around her? >> I was trying to go this way and there was two people in front of me and then going around them. I had to go around her and I smacked her. That's why. Cuz the two people ahead of her, I was trying to go this way. And they were going that way to get in my way. >> So you smacked her cuz people were in your way. >> I smacked her cuz she was touching her kid. That's why. >> Okay. >> But when I see that for me, I don't care for any of that for anybody else. I'm not there to justify or be any part of that. Anytime anytime you bring that up, you can kiss my ass, man. But then people want to be like you and kiss my all this [ __ ] I have nothing to do with that. I have absolutely nothing to do with that. And that's my that's all. Sorry, it's just I'm tired of people on their their stereotypical [ __ ] over a song I wrote. That song >> over a song you wrote. >> Yes, I never mind. Just strike that. Forget people think they're going to >> the lady you hit. Did you know her? >> No, I don't know her. She just doesn't need to be touching people and rolling her eyes or looking at me and trying to smile in my face. >> Didn't say anything to you? >> No, I think she was in my way. That's all. >> And there was two people previous in my way, too. >> What? Did you hit the people that were >> No, no, I was trying to go this way and then I had to go her way. >> So, the other two people, what happened with that? >> Nothing. She wanted to continue to follow me around and irritate me and film me or whatever. And like one day I stole some some uh uh uh Taco Bell and this guy wanted to follow me around cuz I was hungry and I had no money or whatever. >> Okay. So, the two that were in your way earlier today, you just pass them or what? >> What is it? The more the cops pressed, the more her story fell apart like a cheap wig in the rain. She kept looping the same lines, each round sounding flimsier than the last. One minute it's she blocked me, next it's she harassed me, and then plot twist, people follow me because of a song I wrote. At this point, she wasn't answering questions, just freestyling nonsense. >> They were they were in this way, and so I couldn't go that way, so I went this way. I went his way and then she was in my way and I smacked her. >> You understand where that's an issue? >> Yeah, I understand that's an issue. Ask people not to get in my way when I'm trying to get out of the store or whatever or harass me like that because she was harassing me like that. There's a lot of look you can >> multiple times you won't let me speak is one and the other thing is you are not with me 24/7 but you can check my record and you can also say I'm not in your record and then you want to go and say I'm not in Florida's record and then you want to be like you're the nuisance. You want to make it look like I'm the problem when somebody sent her there to harass me. But if somebody sent me some money, if somebody sent me some money via you or I had an air mail or I had something with my ID on it or my food stamp card was found, you wouldn't give it to me. But you most definitely want to jump down my throat for her coming to with me. That's all I'm trying to tell you. >> Whatever the state of the whatever she came to with me and you want to side with her, it's like you in Florida on I4. >> That's all. >> How did she come? >> I don't know. Oh, she got in my way already and I smacked her in the god damn face. >> You saying that she's in the >> Yes, she did come to me cuz two people came and I was going to go this way. So, I turned her way. >> So, I turned her away this way and snapped her in the goddamn face there. We've ran over it like 10 20 times now. >> I have, but your story makes no sense. >> Yeah, it makes no sense. People coming to because you wrote a song. >> Okay. >> Again, the song I don't know, but either way, you're going to get arrested. >> All right, cool. Oh, that's wonderful. Here. Here. Don't touch me. Here's my [ __ ] Don't There you go. That's like Don't squeeze. There's my other bag. Get my other bag. And that's cool. >> You at night want to suck your either. Make sure you check out the back of vertebrae. 500 million and 500 million. Get my two bags over there. >> Get my two bags over there. >> That's right. Stop squeezing my arm. You might not. >> Get my two bags over there. That's right. Bang over for five. >> Hold up. Hang on. >> Let's go. Let's go. $500. Let's go. Come on. >> Come on. You want to be able? Let's go. >> Stop. >> There you go. Open the door. Open the door. >> Not be kicking door now. >> Don't be people like you. That's right. >> Get my bag. Don't be regretting it later. Trying to ho ho ho. You [ __ ] You good? You good? Stupid. >> You good? Stupid. >> Are you done? >> You're done. Flat. >> That's right, [ __ ] Open the door then. >> Yeah, I for mother. >> Let go of my arm. >> Stupid mother. >> By the time cuffs clicked, she'd gone more unhinged, spitting random numbers, yelling about vertebrae, and bossing cops around like they were bellhops at her imaginary resort. The Resistance wasn't some action flick moment. It was pure toddler meltdown with extra chaos sprinkles. But her big finale didn't end at Taco Bell. It ended at County Jail check-in. The woman was charged with battery and resisting arrest. So, in the end, if you enjoyed the video, hit that like button and drop your thoughts in the comments. Let's see who stands out the most. The best comment gets pinned. And hey, don't forget to share this video with your friends and family so they don't miss out on the fun. And now, here's a challenge for you. On your screen, you're seeing the four best playlists. Click on anyone, and I promise you won't regret it. 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