Put that down on the ground. Put it on the ground. For women who get raped pregnant. On April 30th, 2025, an agricultural festival for fourth graders at Young Park was intended to be about farm animals and fun, but it quickly [music] turned into a scene from a low-budget horror film. Police were called in when a woman decided that broad daylight in a school zone >> [music] >> was the perfect time for some recreational drug use. Officers caught her red-handed with a glass pipe, >> [music] >> and instead of a simple explanation, they got a front-row seat to one of the most bizarre meltdowns in history. chemical compound away. It is. I promise. Well, regardless, that's paraphernalia. You shouldn't be You shouldn't be at a park within a school school zone. That's not true. >> What is your name, ma'am? What is your name? It don't matter. Yeah, it does matter. No, I can't. We had a whole conversation about it. I just explained to him promethazine and I talked to him about >> exactly why it's working the way it's working. You can talk to So, you're going to pick up an additional charge for concealing. So, what I'm going to do >> Concealing? What am I concealing? You can smell it. >> Put that down on the ground. Put it on the ground. You can smell me. I'm a pregnant woman if you smell me. It's promethazine. It's promethazine. Sir, it's promethazine. It's a prescription for women who get raped pregnant. Smell it. It's promethazine. No, cuz you're not going to give it back to me. Please don't put that in the lake. Stop. Stop. Don't touch me. Don't touch the lake. Stop. No, I'm enjoying my freedom. Ma'am. Use your radio. Use your [ __ ] radio. Stop. USE YOUR [ __ ] RADIO. NO, STOP IT. I WAS TRYING TO GET STOP, PLEASE. >> [screaming] >> STOP, PLEASE. MA'AM, STOP, PLEASE. >> [screaming] >> GET OFF OF ME. LEAVE ME. USE YOUR [ __ ] RADIO, YOU BURN THAT. PLEASE STOP. STOP, LET ME YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THE DUCKS. MA'AM, I'M STOPPING. IT'S GOING TO KILL THE DUCKS. SHE WAS MORE LOONEY TUNES THAN BUGS Bunny as she screamed at the officers. The lady was literally losing her mind while clutching her lighter like it was a holy relic. >> [music] >> She even tried to claim she was the governor of Nashville, which is a bold career move for someone currently being wrestled to the ground. They are poisoning. They're going to kill the ducks, PLEASE. USE YOUR [ __ ] RADIO, DICK ASS. THEY'RE GOING TO KILL THE DUCKS. I'LL GO TURN THEM DOWN. I'LL WAIT. >> [screaming] >> GET OFF. PUT HER DOWN, ONE ONE. GET OFF. I'M THE [ __ ] GOVERNOR. GET OFF OF ME. YES, MA'AM. I'M NOT A STOP IT. >> [screaming] >> I KNOW YOU SEE THE WATER. THEY'RE BROKEN. >> [screaming] >> I CAN'T BREATHE, MY GOD. EW. LET GO OF THE METH. I CAN'T BREATHE. IT'S PROMETHAZINE. LET GO. NO, PROMETHAZINE. LET ME GO DOWN HERE. LET GO. DON'T GO DOWN TOO. >> [screaming] >> NO, >> [screaming] >> THAT'S WHY YOU KNOW IT'S NOT METH. IT'S WATER. LET GO, MA'AM. STOP. STOP. HE JUST TOLD YOU STOP. LET GO. [screaming] STOP. LET GO. THEY CAN'T LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO. THEY CAN'T LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO. STOP. STAND UP. STAND UP. I CAN'T. I didn't want I I have had I have had the amount of injuries you can have on a pregnant woman. I'm going to pass out. >> to get you medical attention, okay? >> I DON'T NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION. YOU'RE HURTING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. MA'AM, I'm not going to let No, you're stopping You literally tried to throw your stuff in the water. No, I'M TRYING TO PURIFY BECAUSE THEY'RE POISONING. You cannot do that, ma'am. Yes, you can. It was a complete circus. She fought the officers with everything she had. She was acting like a total drama queen, making it impossible for the cops to even get her upright. >> [music] >> Honestly, watching her flip-flop between "I'm dying" and "Get off me" was pure comedic gold. You can't You're going to take narcotics into the water the kids fish out. Smell it. It purifies the algae. The algae is eaten. IT'S IN MEXICO CITY. STOP. It purifies the algae. Please stop. It purifies the algae with the fish. Somebody shot I have a a dog. With a dog, it's going to poison everybody. It's going to poison everybody. I have the amount of injuries on a pregnant woman. My leg is broken. I can't. Ma'am, sit up AND STOP SQUIRMING. I HAVE I BROKEN MY WHOLE BODY PREGNANT. OH, it's promethazine. >> [snorts] >> I just got that pipe out of her hand. It's not a pipe. It's a promethazine. >> [gasps] >> And gentlemen, it's promethazine. >> She's 10-42, right? And gentlemen, it's I can't I don't even know what that stuff is. It's poison in the grass. I found the poison the ducks give when people shoot them with darts. It was shitty. Is that from you? She scratched you? I don't know where it came from. Her mouth. She has a little cut on her mouth. No, I don't. That's me. I need you to move this car. I don't need your dick in my face. Stay away from the water, ma'am. >> there's poison in the grass. Stay away from the water. >> [gasps and panting] >> Look at the black duck. If you see waves coming out off of it, it's the p- Ma'am, do you want to sit up against this pole? It's the opposite chemical that promethazine stabilizes with the algae. It's the It's also the reason they p- prescribe it to pregnant women who get raped, or come in contact with men who have chlamydia or HIV, and you have both. Romero tried to convince the [music] officers that she was jumping into the water to purify herself from poison algae. She was [music] so far out, she wasn't even in the same zip code as reality anymore. Her nonsensical rambling about black ducks and telepathy proved that the only thing she was purifying was the officers' patience. Can we sit you up on this pole? Get you off the grass. Can we do that? >> Yes, please. Okay, sit up real fast. One. It's promethazine. No, the ducks are Stand up. >> Ma'am, just stand right there. I know IT'S NO, I'M DYING. CAN WE DO THAT, PLEASE? NO, what in the hell ARE YOU DOING? AND YOU'RE BEING A JACKASS. WHY IS IT NOT FAIR? JUST RELAX. MA'AM. I think her NECK HER OFFICE NO, it's the grass. You have to sit up, ma'am. You're going to choke. We need you to sit [screaming] right here. I can't. You won't listen. Can we sit you up on that bench? I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT TELLING YOU IT'S POISON. CAN WE SIT YOU UP ON THE BENCH? I'm telling you I'm telling you it's Can we sit you up on the bench, please? Thanks, Kelly. I was trying to fix it. Hey, ma'am. Let's do this. You can hear You listen to me. You hear that telepathy. You told me I HAD AN UGLY BROWN CAR. I know you hear that the helicopter. He said HE'D LET ME GO. IT'S TRUE. I WAS RIGHT. They're kids here. Promethazine. You can smell me. It's in the p- >> [screaming] >> Here we go. We got paperwork. Yeah, it's Janay Christine Romero. I think I broke broke in my little legs. I think I broke my leg. IT'S GOING TO BREAK. >> [screaming] >> PROMETHAZINE IN THE P- LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. Let's go. I can't feel my leg. Can we please sit you on the bench? She was released the 21st. What are the charges here? You have to contact Fort Bliss military base. Can we sit you on the bench, please? It's a [ __ ] prescription and I have a license to I need to confirm the spelling, but it's going to be John Adam Nora Edward Adam. And you know I want to say 15 are behind the Burn Lake. She was one of the 10. She's a felony stop. You have all these kids all over this park. Even with her legs supposedly broken, [music] she found the energy to threaten to punch anyone who got close. She was a whirlwind of insults and imaginary physical traumas, making a simple arrest feel like a marathon. The officers [music] tried to get her off the grass, but she was too busy being the lead character in her own twisted sci-fi movie. I was going to put it in my arm. That's why I need to spread my wings. I still can't get that lighter out of me. It's not dangerous to be flat, BUT BE FLAT. STOP IT. I'M GOING STOP IT. I'LL PUT THAT STUFF IN HER HAND. IT'S PROMETHAZINE. IT FILTERS WATER. I'LL DO THIS. ASYLUM, you cannot charge me under asylum. It's not a pipe, IT'S AN OIL BURNER. IT'S PROMETHAZINE. Because it's promethazine. Yes, because I have allergies. Can we sit her down and get her The medicine is allergy medicine. And it's not used to burn that migraine. And I need burns. You cannot go to the fourth dimension and tell me the same thing. >> I think she said 40. It tastes the same and it's one dimension away from one dimension of a compound, one conclusion. Janae, you got her now? One conclusion from meth around that I mean that's what you think it is, but it's promethazine you can SMELL AND I'M GREAT PINK. >> [groaning] >> We're going to get you over here, okay? It's going to go straight through my heart. What's wrong? NO, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME. MA'AM, WE WANT TO GET you over here. No, the promethazine means it works. Let's get you in the shade. And the man is doing drugs and I'm I'm a Nazi. Vulnerable to whatever he's sick with and I don't need it. I've hit the bank capacity for having so many people in my body. Yeah, that's all her stuff, yeah. It was a pathetic sight to see a 29-year-old woman throwing a tantrum because she couldn't follow basic directions. She kept insisting her pipe was Prometheus because of some bird migration theory that only made sense in her head. It was a spectacular [music] display of drug-induced confidence that left cops scratching their heads. You broke my leg, you jackass. You were fighting. You put your whole body weight on me and I told you there's people in my body. Step forward, put your Yeah, see that? Oh, please don't. NO, NO, NO. GOT IT? JUST SIT HER DOWN ON THE TIRE OVER HERE. NO, NO, THE tire was the Janae, just relax. You're going to kill me with the You can't go. I have A HOLE IN MY HEART. >> [screaming] >> PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP. LET'S LET'S DO IT THIS WAY. CUZ I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. I'M GOING TO DIE. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP. NO, IT'S [screaming] GOING IT'S GOING TO GO THROUGH MY HEART. COPS THINK >> [screaming] >> I'M GOING TO DIE. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND OH MY GOD, NO, I CAN'T. OH MY GOD, NO. THERE'S A TUBE IN MY HEART. PLEASE STOP. IT'S GOING TO GO THROUGH MY HEART. OH MY GOD, NO. IN MY HEART. IN MY HEART. I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M GOING TO DIE. >> HER UP? DO YOU WANT TO PULL IT? IT'S OBVIOUS. I'm going to do this. I have an aortic coma. >> [laughter] >> And now I used to come out. You cannot do that. TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT [screaming] OFF. GIVE [laughter] ME THE PIPE. NO, IT'S NOT. MY FEMURS MY FEMURS HURT. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous, she was resisting every single movement, making the officers' jobs a total nightmare. Cops should have put that wrap on her way too early. She kept insisting she was a woman as if that gave her a free pass to fight the law in the middle of a park. The pipe is in my heart. I can't feel. No, please. I used to burn meth again. I have I I have a hole in my heart. Please don't hurt me. I know I can't do that. I can't do that. THEY NEED TO TAKE IT OFF. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL. I NEED TO PASS ME. I CAN'T. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. IT'S THE PAIN AND the drugs. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S WHY I HAVE the promethazine. I was burning a woman. That's the difference. I can't go home with the drugs or leave when they inject that with drugs. Just be careful. Just squeeze. Please take it off. TAKE IT OFF. NO, PLEASE NO. >> [crying] [groaning] >> YOU GUYS ARE DONE? LET'S WALK. LET'S CARRY HER DOWN. Please don't. Please don't. It's a hole. Please don't. Don't. Where are we taking her? Is there a unit? No, please no. Oh, [laughter] okay. They're sticking these THROUGH MY BRAIN. STOP. OH MY GOD, IT'S GOING TO GO THROUGH ME. PLEASE STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. HOW MANY PEOPLE STOP. >> [screaming] >> WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE? WHATEVER YOU'RE INJECTING ME WITH YEAH, THEY'RE GOING TO GET AN IV. I don't know what you're injecting me with. I don't know what you're injecting me with. OKAY, GO AHEAD HELP, PLEASE. ONE SECOND. STOP, YOU WERE STABBING IT. RELAX. I'M GOING TO DIE. >> [screaming] >> STOP, YOU WERE STABBING IT. STOP, PLEASE. I HAVE THE PROMETHAZINE. The cops were doing their best to be patient, >> [music] >> but she was fighting, flip-flopping around like a fish out of water. She made it nearly impossible for the paramedics to get her onto the gurney. She was convinced she was being attacked [music] despite being the one digging her own legal grave. It's supposed to be PROMETHAZINE AND DRUGS. >> [screaming] >> PICK IT UP. JUST SHOOT THAT. [laughter] I CAN'T. I'M GOING TO CHECK. THIS thing keeps falling out. It punctured my aortic gland. My heart is upside down. 789330. Oh my god, PLEASE STOP. >> [screaming] >> I DON'T KNOW YOU. I CAN'T HEAR. I was joking and I knew MY BODY REACTS. PROMETHAZINE AND THE STEAM. >> [screaming] >> Take it off. Please take it off. I tried to tell him to leave. I sat there and told him everything and he told me I didn't run. I love doing it again. I'm doing promethazine as a prescription. Absolutely, yeah. Last time we I love the fire. She's pretty coherent. I AM AN AMERICAN, TOO. YEAH, that would be the same. I served the military before I even turned 18. I didn't even know it was like that. Okay, Ms. Romero, we're going to go to the hospital now, okay? And then you're going to go to the jail. I can't. They're going to kill me. Well, They announced me as governor everywhere that African Nazis tried to kill me. Well, that's where you're going to go. >> No, it's not. Yeah. Please stop. So, you want to get the feet, pull your leg and then we'll sit her up. Hold on. Hold on. I'll get this one. Yeah. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> [screaming] >> SHE WAS TERRIFIED OF GOING TO JAIL, WHICH IS A classic too little, too late realization. The officers realized they couldn't just walk her anywhere, >> [music] >> so they prepared to carry her down like a heavy, screaming sack of flour. Getting her in the car was like trying to fold a lawn chair that was actively fighting back. Hey, please stop. >> [screaming] >> WATCH YOUR WATCH YOUR FACE. Please stop. I can't. I can't bend. It's going to It's going to go through my heart. I have an aortic Push HER IN. PLEASE >> [screaming] >> OH MY GOD. I CAN'T BEND. THERE YOU GO. YOU WANT TO STOP. I HAVE A NEW HEART. I can't I think she's better off wedged like that. Cuz I do not care. I am the governor and I swear to god everybody else in that park is going to die in these [ __ ] ways. And all of your family members are there and I tried. I wrote it all down for all of you. So, good [ __ ] luck. But do not touch me. When a doctor, A MEDICAL DOCTOR, WILL NOT TOUCH A PREGNANT WOMAN I have an atriotic heart monitor. That was made before 1995. You look young. Yeah. We have babies in multiples, and I've been pregnant for like 5 years. I get a period. I have negative blood types, and I'm like a swan. I Turn around. I TURN AROUND. I I TOLD YOU I WAS BROKEN AND I JUST I WHEN YOU GUYS GRAB ME, IT HURTS. I HAVE A PACEMAKER, PLEASE. AH! SHE JUST PUT HER HANDS ON ME, OFFICER. AH! PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. THEY FEEL WHAT I FEEL. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP. YOU'LL GROW UP. >> [screaming] [laughter] >> PLEASE STOP. AH! AH! AH! AH! >> [screaming] >> I'M SORRY. SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT HER atriotic heart and her broken [music] body, yet she had enough energy to keep the insults flying. The officer's patience [music] was thinner than a piece of paper at this point. She eventually settled in, but not before one last lecture on how everyone was pushing her non-existent patience. Yes, it's atriotic. It was made before 1995. I've had this heart my whole life. But, you guys need to neutralize your floor. That would do. Yeah. Whoa! Pine-Sol. It's the only thing that neutralizes the blood on the floor. But, I have to pee. The only color that's not in my floor When we get to the hospital, I'll have some Pine-Sol for you. Can you settle down? Ah! I The reason I can't settle down is they they're behind you, okay? Come on. Get in the car. I'm trying. Or do we throw you in there? Ah! Come on. Come on. Get in the Please just >> [clears throat] >> I have monster attitude. Yeah, we heard, but get in so we can get you to the hospital. That's not me. All right. Get in the Get in the You know you're pushing what patience I don't have. >> I'm sorry. I'm in pain. All right. Well, get in. That's why we're taking you to the hospital. Get in the car so we can take you. Okay. I'm working on it. >> [clears throat] >> Please not I have Get in the rear now. Let her go. In the end, she traded the park grass for a hospital bed, and eventually, a very cold jail cell. The officers should have just put her in a wrap from the start to save their own headache. It was a long, loud lesson in why you shouldn't bring your chemical compounds to a kids festival, >> [music] >> unless you want a one-way ticket to jail. 29-year-old Jana Christine Romero faced a mountain of legal trouble following her park performance. She was hit with disorderly conduct, [music] resisting police, and two counts of battery on a peace officer. On top of that, her past caught up with her through multiple failure to appear charges. >> [music] >> Subscribe for more daily doses of park side madness and body cam breakdowns that are weirder than fiction. Don't forget to turn on notifications [music] so you never miss a moment of the chaos. See you in the next one, where the logic is just [music] as upside down.