Would you be willing to perform some standard field sobriety tests? >> Sure. >> Let go. >> No, stop. >> Let go. >> No. >> My phone number is >> That's my way. OH. >> OH. >> LISTEN TO WHAT SHE'S SAYING. >> NO, please stop. Please, please. I didn't hit my face on the >> Listen to what she tells you and do so. >> Hold on to your hats because we've got a double feature of absolute entitlement and public meltdowns that will make your head spin. Let's watch the first one. >> Hey, listen. >> Go ahead and put your hands behind your back. >> No. No. No. No. >> What would make this soccer mom think it was smart to pick up the neighbor's daughter after drinking? On a normal afternoon, you'd expect orange slices and sports talk, but this lady decided to serve a cocktail of chaos instead. >> [music] >> She didn't just drive under the influence, she turned her car into a bumper car while children were trapped inside. >> Do you need EMS? >> Um I think so. She's And I >> You're in the black car? >> No, no, no, no. He's in the black car. I took I jammed her key so she couldn't get out. She tried to drive away. >> a witness? Okay. Have you been drinking? >> No. >> All right, go ahead and step out of that vehicle. >> Yeah, there's a kid in there and there's the one over here. The lady she just grabbed her. >> Okay. All right, go ahead and go over here. Okay, hold on. Where did the other kids go? >> The dude is one right here and this the other one right here. I just jumped in the car and she was trying to drive away. I just jammed the key so she couldn't drive. She couldn't move the car. >> You're the other driver? >> I'm in this car. >> Okay. Who else is in the car? >> Just me. >> Just you? Can I have your ID and then your insurance information? >> Any 700 units on the air. >> Have you been using drugs? >> No. >> Okay, then why How do you You hit a car, you're stopped in the middle of the road. Okay. So >> Why are you stopped in the middle of the road like this? >> I'm not stopped in the middle of the road. I'm trying to get >> Uh well, that's not happening right now. Uh So Would you be willing to perform some standard field sobriety tests? >> Sure. >> All right. >> This lady was clearly trying to make a break for it, showing zero concern for the kids or the wreckage she left behind. [music] It was a good job to the witness for recognizing the drunk driver with a child in the car. This civilian didn't just watch, he acted. [music] >> Up to the sidewalk. >> You all right? You have any any pain or anything? No, just scared a little bit. That's all right. >> Give me your sheet. Give me your sheet. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, get it. >> Now that's all this going on. What the [ __ ] is that? >> Well, you hit a car, that's what happened. Remember when I asked you what happened to hit the hit you hit the car? >> I did not hit a car. >> Well, that's that's what happened. Can we get the kid to go elsewhere, please? Can someone >> She's right in front of my car, my house. >> Where do you live at? >> Right here. >> Okay. >> 9981 >> So which >> Bloomfield Ave Avenue. >> Okay, we're not we're on Frank Boulevard. >> Right in front of Bloomfield Avenue. >> What's your phone number? >> My phone number? >> Yeah. >> Sure. My phone number is What? Oh my god, this is [ __ ] >> Hello. >> Did you see what happened? in the parkway with my neighbor. >> Okay. >> My daughter was supposed to get in the car with her. I had to go pick my son up for soccer practice and they she offered to for my daughter to come over and eat dinner with them and I said it was but her daughter was to have soccer and she I said my daughter can't go to soccer with her cuz she's on punishment so she can't go to dinner but make sure she would come back home and she called me screaming talking about she was driving crazy wouldn't let her out the car they got into an accident and stuff like that until I heard the fuss when they trying to get her not to pull off or whatever but she was trying to pull off and then she saying her >> She stood on the sidewalk looking completely lost claiming she had no idea why she was even there. Meanwhile, the mother of the neighbor's daughter arrived absolutely fuming because her kid was never supposed to be in that car. The civilians who helped the child and took the keys were really awesome for stepping up. While the neighbor explained the dinner [music] plans gone wrong, our star driver just stared into space. >> All right, so this is going to be a very similar to that test but this time with your eyes and your eyes only, I need you to follow this pen light. Don't move your head at all, okay? Okay. And uh can you go down a little bit like this? A little little bit less little bit up. >> Just so that your head's level. >> Okay. >> Okay. Just follow the pen with your eyes. So >> And that feel bad? I mean the poor kids and everything >> Yeah, that was my daughter so I was hearing the yelling she calling me trying to say come give me some money. >> That was your daughter? >> Yeah, she like come give me my come give me I'm like where is you around? What do you see? >> are her kids? >> No, one is her daughter. My daughter play with her daughter. >> Oh, jeez. >> So my she came over before I left to get the other kids from school she asked was okay for my daughter to come to eat dinner with them and I said that's fine but she's on punishment cuz she said something about her daughter got soccer practice at 6:00. I said well she can't go to soccer practice. So if you could just send her back across the street, they stay across street from me. >> Yeah. >> So then my daughter >> Do you have her daughter, too, in the car? >> No, her daughter not with me. Her daughter is with >> you have your own daughter. That was it. >> daughter is with this this lady stopped with my daughter. >> daughter was in the car, correct? >> Yes, my daughter >> Okay. Did anyone get your daughter's information? >> The officer started the eye test and that is when things got weird. She couldn't even keep her head still, let alone follow a simple pen. The way she started glitching was crazy. It was like her brain was a buffering YouTube video on bad Wi-Fi. She kept repeating that she didn't know what was going on, but [music] the empty stare told the whole story. >> All right. So this next test is going to be a the walk and turn test. So I'm going to demonstrate. >> All right. But before that, do you have any physical limitations that are going to prevent you from perform performing this test? >> No. >> Okay. >> Cool. >> I don't I don't understand. Can you explain to me >> Okay. Go through all the instructions first and demonstrate. >> Okay. >> So >> But like explain >> He's He's That's what he's doing right now. >> Yeah, but you know, for the test, I need you to assume the position while I give you the instructions. That's a part of the test. Does that make sense? >> No. >> Okay. So as I do, I need you to assume this position. Take your left foot, put it out forward. Imagine a line right there. Now with your right foot place it in front of that your left foot like this. >> Keep your both arms by your side and stay in that position while I go. >> So from this position, you're going to take nine heel-to-toe steps with your heels touching your toe with each step. Okay, do you understand the instructions I have given to you? >> Yes. >> Okay. Uh you can begin. >> So So your feet should still be like this. Left left foot forward. You can begin. >> I don't understand. >> You don't understand the instructions? >> Okay, he'll go through them one more time. >> Okay. >> So, he needs you to stay like this. Left foot forward, right foot behind. Stay this. He's going to stay like that. He's with your hands by your side. He's going to go over the instructions one more time, and then you're not going to start until he says begin, okay? >> Right. >> The officer tried to explain the walk and turn test, but she just stared at him like he was speaking ancient Latin. [music] This woman clearly has serious alcohol problems if she can't even stand with one foot in front of the other. It was like watching a toddler try to learn physics. She [music] was definitely failing the test before it even officially started. >> So, she can try. It's fine. >> All right. Can you assume that position? So, with your >> And if And if you need to, you can take off your You can take off your flip flops. Would that be better? >> No, ma'am. >> Or you want to keep them on? >> No. Yeah, we're trying to read it and you can't read it. >> Uh, you want to keep your shoes on? >> Sure. >> Or you can take them off. Whatever you think's going to help you do this test better. >> I I'm trying to understand the test. >> Okay, so he went through it a second time and you still don't understand it? >> I'm trying to understand to keep the test planet with my flip flops on. >> Okay. Well, he's gone over what you need to do, and you You still don't understand? >> I'm trying to understand. >> All right. Go over the one more. >> Okay. So, for this final test, it's going to be the one leg stand test. So, one leg >> Please, please. Can you guys treat it, please? Treat it. Can you guys treat it, please? Treat it, please. Can you guys treat it? Can you guys treat it? Please, treat it, please. >> The officer had no idea what she was saying, and honestly, neither did we. This must have been very embarrassing for her family to see her lose all basic language skills in public. At this point, the The realized the tests were useless. >> [music] >> It was time for the silver bracelets to make their grand appearance. >> What? Please treat me, please. Please. Please treat me, please. Please treat me. >> You don't want to do the test anymore? >> No. Can you please treat me, please? >> I have no idea what you're saying. >> Please treat me, please. Please. Please treat me, please. Please. Please treat me, please. Please. >> I'll release you. >> No. Please treat me, please. Please. >> Okay. So, listen. Go ahead and put your hands behind your back. >> No. No. No. No. No. >> going to put your hands behind behind your back like you're praying. >> I'm not praying. I'm not. >> License. I got her license in my wallet. >> Smile. Smile. Smile. >> I got I wrote down all her stuff. I don't know if we have >> All right. Keep your hand on top of your head, please. >> All right. Listen. Listen. >> Hey. >> Now you just got to assault a police officer for doing that dumb [ __ ] Yeah. Grow the hell up. >> No. >> We're not going to play these child-ass games. >> No. >> You're acting like a child. >> No. Shut the >> No, you didn't escape. Obviously, you're in handcuffs to a bench. You're going to have to sit down back here, okay? >> No. >> Uh you're going to have to. Or we're going to have to force you into the car. >> No. >> Okay. I'm telling you right now if you don't do that, we're going to force you in the vehicle. You You understand? >> No. >> Okay. Okay. Do you want to do it like this? >> No. I'm not getting in. >> You are. >> No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not getting in. >> We'll push you out. in so that way she gets her back. If we can send her up there, I'll get her lower. Get in the car. >> This whole case was a master class in how to embarrass your family and destroy your reputation in a single afternoon. [music] She risked a child's life, assaulted the people trying to help, and then had the audacity to act like she was the victim. Hopefully, the cold reality of a jail cell finally provides the wake-up call she [music] so clearly ignored at the bottom of a bottle. The woman was arrested and charged with DUI, driving under the influence, endangering a child, and assault on a police officer. [music] If you thought that woman was the worst Karen ever, wait until you meet our next guest. [music] Elizabeth decided to ring in her birthday by turning a nice restaurant into her personal wrestling ring. The staff called in the pros because she was being more difficult than a child in a [music] toy store. Instead of cake and candles, Elizabeth was serving up attitude and a very shaky memory of how she actually hit the deck. >> Uh woman and a man both came in very intoxicated. So, I kind of have a video of it, too. So, um I kicked this woman out. I don't know if this will be better. Okay, so I kicked this woman out and uh in the process of it, the gentleman that she was with grabbed her forcefully and then like um kind of gives her a shove at the end that she falls right into our host stand right here. Um Paramedics are in there with her trying to get her off the floor. She's kind of not wanting to comply. We have the gentleman in the back uh kind of stable if you guys want to talk to him. We also have some >> Let me see that video again. >> Yeah, for sure. And then we also have some witnesses that kind of saw the whole thing happen for all. Um, sure, you can >> Maybe she'll talk to you. I don't know. You guys off? >> 10-15 on scene 20:01 hours. >> I don't think he meant to push her that way. He was just trying to get her to move along. >> This is what she's claiming, but I won't get I can't get out. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I don't see >> I can't get out. I can't get She won't give me She won't give me anything else. >> Yeah, and she's not She's being a little difficult. I'm being super nice, but she's being really difficult. >> It's almost like she just kind of >> Yeah, he's like, "Hey, you, let's just go." And then he just >> fell. She just fell. >> So the only thing I got is his first name. She won't give me anything else. >> She refuses to give me anything else. >> She keeps saying that. So I don't know. I'm trying to be as nice as possible. Well, we're not We're not Yeah, we're like, you know, not quite at the full conversation yet. >> That was That was not on purpose. >> So maybe she'll talk to you guys. >> clearly see that. >> All right. Where's he at? >> Uh, he's in the back uh >> Looking at the video, it was clear she was just doing a gravity check and failed miserably. She was so inebriated that standing up seemed like a professional sport she hadn't trained for. I cannot believe that she tried to pin her clumsy stumble on a helpful staff member. >> Elizabeth, it's okay. What happened, dear? >> I don't know. I got pushed They all witnessed that by an employee here. So. >> Okay. So, what happened? Tell Tell me the story. >> I got pushed by an employee here. >> By an employee here? >> Yes. Yes. >> Who are you So, are you here with somebody? >> No. These strangers >> Okay. Okay, well, I'm not asking them. I'm asking you. >> I'm telling you they all witnessed that. >> Okay. So, you don't want to tell me. >> Tell them Tell them what you said. >> I said I got pushed >> And did you witness that? >> Uh we saw the video. We have Okay. Were you asked to leave at some point, Elizabeth? No. Okay. Were you walking out when this happened? No? What were you doing? What happened? >> I got pushed by an employee here. >> Okay. Have you had a little bit to drink today? No? Nothing at all? It's not against the law. You're a grown adult. >> She denied being asked to leave and claimed she hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, which was hilarious considering she could barely speak. It was pitiful to watch her celebrate her birthday alone by getting drunk and trying to manipulate the police. Honestly, she was a nasty, crazy person right from the start. >> TPD on a ride-along. Wait for your employee here. So, like be respectful to me. I'm a ride-along and my ex-husband worked for TPD. So, be a little bit kind. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Like tell you and I'm They all witnessed that. >> Okay, yeah, we saw the video. There's There's video in the restaurant. >> Yeah, I have videos, too. >> I'm trying to ask you. >> I have videos, too. >> Okay. So Yeah, but she said that an employee pushed her. And she has a lawyer. >> There's literally no evidence. Ask her if she wants to go to the hospital with us. >> [laughter] >> Do you want to go to the hospital? >> So So I just lied. >> Okay, do you want to go to the hospital? >> So >> Okay. >> The manager confirmed that Elizabeth was essentially a human pinball who tripped over her own feet while being escorted out. >> [music] >> She insisted on going to the hospital, probably hoping for more attention than she got at the bar. Honestly, at 68 years old, you'd think she would have learned how to behave in public by now. >> So then my partner got a call from her house. So I want >> First of all, you don't know her child. >> Oh, I don't. >> That's That's what I said. >> Oh. >> I like this place. >> Hey, guys, you got to go this way. >> Where's my Where's my wallet? Where's my cash? >> Go >> Just when you thought it couldn't get any more juvenile, she decided to attack the officer's eyebrows. [music] It was such a low blow and totally irrelevant to the fact that she was currently a public hazard. What an idiot to think that insulting someone's grooming would help her legal situation. [music] She was so rude and nasty, proving that her personality was as messy as her logic that night. >> Does she have a Where does she put her >> Her backpack right there in >> This is This is her stuff. Well, her stuff is in Goodbye. I have $7,000. >> Okay. Well, you should probably take that with you. All right, we're going to walk this way. Go ahead. Go ahead that way. >> What's your badge number? >> 771. >> 771. >> Yep, you want to go this way. >> Here, I brought that really >> Oh, well, that's not nice. >> She suddenly remembered her wallet was stuffed with $7,000 because nothing says I'm a victim like flashing a bunch of cash. [music] It was a weird move, especially since she was being kicked out for being a nuisance, not for being broke. They gave this 68-year-old Karen too many chances to just walk away with her dignity and her money. >> So, listen. This is what we're going to do. If you don't leave, you'll be going to jail for disorderly intoxication. >> Here, I'm Okay, so have you ever got shot cuz I have. On TV for a while and you haven't got a shot. You haven't got shot. I have. So, you want to try me? My ex the worse or TBD, so you want to tell me they can't tell me for disorderly. >> All right, so let's You either go with them or you start walking away. >> So, how long have you been here? >> So, you're either going with Tampa Fire or you are walking away. >> Wait, I I asked for your sergeant or corporal. No, I'm not going to jail. I asked for your sergeant or corporal. >> Yeah, you guys are good. >> You're good to go. So, >> Uh you can't go back cuz they don't want you up there. So >> I like All right. Anything new? >> Yep. Let's roll. >> When asked where she was going to walk, she claimed she was headed to Neptune or Satan. It was a bold travel itinerary for someone who couldn't even navigate a sidewalk without drama. This birthday girl was definitely orbiting a completely different planet than the rest of us. >> Ma'am >> Wait, where are you going? >> Just step away from the >> No, she's going to leave really quick. I'm not. Of course. >> Step away from the car. >> I'm a I'm going to go to Ruth's. I'm going to go to Everybody >> You can go to wherever you want, ma'am. You want a case number? I'll give you a case number. >> I'll give you a case number. Well, you don't think she She's a dummy. You think I'm dumb? Wait. Wait. You don't know me. >> Get out of the street. >> I can stand right here. >> You can't. You're in the middle of the road. >> No, I can't. Wait, there's nobody Do you live here? >> No. >> live here. >> Yeah. >> You never lived here. >> Okay. >> from here. >> So let's get out of the street. >> Try me. >> What am I trying? >> Tell me Tell me I can't stand here. Can't say what? You're stupid and you're going to go >> Are we going to get out of the street or are we going to jail? >> You're going to go to jail? >> No. No. >> All right. >> Stop. >> Let go. >> No, stop. Look. >> I'm not playing around, all right? >> Why would you do this? >> I'm not playing around. I told you one time. >> You had so many opportunities. Nope. >> Please. >> Let me let this girl out. Just let her go. Cuz I got to fix her uh >> Standing in the middle of the road and daring the police to arrest her is a top-tier bad idea. She kept asking if the officers were new while she was the one failing the basic test of don't stand in traffic. She unfortunately still believes she is in her 20s and can do whatever she wants. >> [screaming] >> Guess what she said. >> Yeah, I'll check her. >> Miss, let me see your face. Let me see your face. Look at me. Let me see your face. Touch touch your chin. >> Okay. >> If you just listen. Listen to what she tells you and do so. >> Good. Make up. All right. No, perfect. All vitals are good? >> All right, let's get her All right. All right, let's >> stand up, all right? >> okay? >> All right, stand up. I'll help you up. All right, you either help me out or then I'm just going to >> No, I'm sorry. It's my birthday. Get up. All right. >> All right, I'm assuming you're going to listen now, right? >> No, there's no criminals in jail. >> It's all It's all on video, ma'am, so you don't have to worry about it. >> No, I'm I'm not trying to hustle. I really did hit my face. >> The officer finally had enough of her birthday performance and slapped the cuffs on. She went from tough girl to [music] "Please, it's my birthday." in about 2 seconds. Talk about a play stupid games, win stupid prizes moment for our aging protagonist. >> Okay, it's all on video, so >> I'm not going to All right, let's go. My really My face hurts. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> You got to get in the car. But I think we go All right, stop. We're We're not learning our lessons here. Things go easier when we do what we're told, okay? All right, have a seat. So, I have So, your legs and your knees >> Okay. >> and um and your legs and your face. I'm positive. We're going to buckle up for safety, all right? >> I'm sorry for the mess. >> Not your fault. >> Elizabeth's solo birthday bash ended in the most pitiful way possible. She thought she was being cute and powerful, but she just looked like a nasty, rude person who couldn't handle her spirits. Between the eyebrow insults, the fake shooting stories, and the legendary face plant, she gave the police enough material for a comedy special. It's a stark reminder that gravity and the law don't care if it's your special day. She was officially charged with resisting arrest without [music] violence and disorderly intoxication after her stellar performance in the [music] street. If you enjoyed watching this birthday girl get the ultimate reality check, make sure to hit that like button and subscribe for more body cam chaos. [music] Should the cops have just let her walk to Neptune? Let me know in the comments.