I'm going to go to the hospital then. I need to go to the hospital. I got to do something. I am here. >> I don't care. We do not need to see out of our court's office. So, either you get your stuff and you walk off down the road or >> what is it for? >> You're going to go to jail mischief and we're going to add on criminal trespass. >> On March 6th, 2025 in Ohio, officers arrived at a hotel that had just become a drama hot spot. A guy checked in then disappeared, leaving behind Miss Chaos herself. What they found inside looked less like a hotel room and more like the aftermath of a hurricane's wildest tantrum. >> Okay. For one week then first day coming he's just one guy. But maybe last night he's bring some girl and maybe you see you know this girl is really crazy and he's my mess up room and everything and this guy is leaving. >> He he left but she had to leave. >> Yes. Yes. He's in what room? 217 >> 217 >> man. You know these people he's a he's nice guy but >> so but he checked out. >> Yeah he's he's leaving. Yeah. He said hey your room is terrified. >> Has he left already? >> Yeah the guy is left but she's in a room. >> All right I got you. >> Yeah sure. Acro police. >> No, I thought she was unlocking it. Maybe she locked it. >> It's time to go, ma'am. Open the door. >> It's open. Hi. >> It's time to pack up and go. >> I I am, but I would like to make a report. Look, I was in here. My money's gone. I had money in here. This guy held me. He had a stars. Here's the the one weapon this man had. It's like a thing with two ends on it. He said, "I'm going to >> Let me look at your eyes. >> What's your drug of choice?" >> My drug was cracking. >> Did you smoke it last night? >> Yeah, he was doing meth. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I did. Yeah, we were. I was doing >> It's time to pack your stuff. Let's go start packing your stuff. >> I am. Thank you so much, officer. I got I already called What did you do to this room? >> Look, this guy was saying that I was stealing [ __ ] from him and I didn't do this. >> Destroy the room. >> Look who did. >> He said, "No, what you talking about?" So, no life, nothing. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, look. I was held up in here. I'm going to kill you. You got m again. Okay. I didn't do all this. Look, I just found my pants. Okay, look. I'm bullshitting. Okay, thank you, sir. Can I please get my pants on and go in the bathroom? >> I just found my money. >> I I'm trying to find my money. Can you look for a $20 bill, too? I have 25 bucks. I got a ride. I got a Uber. I called an Uber. >> You want a whole bulb of garlic? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. There's about three of them over here. >> No, that's okay. >> All right. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's him. I don't drink. >> Like a red gun. >> I don't drink. >> Yeah, I know. >> See the power guy? That's mine. >> What time is it, officer? >> It's time to stop going to the bathroom. >> I got Let's go. >> Yes, sir. Is it 10:00? >> The poor manager was visibly stunned, still struggling to believe what he witnessed. When cops confronted Miss Tinkerbell, she acted like she just floated down from another planet, and the room looked like a troll had thrown a wild dance party. She casually admitted to taking drugs while tweaking like a methueled squirrel, leaving officers struggling to make sense of the jumbled nonsense she kept spitting out. >> It's time to go. That's what time it is, >> ma'am. Get dressed. Let's go. I am. I got my pants on here just like cold. Can I Will you please tell me what time it is, officer? >> 9:00. >> 9. Oh my god. >> Okay. Can I call you? Yes. These are wet, dude. >> Ma'am, you need to put your shoes on. >> I am. But what are Can you take me somewhere, sir? Please. >> Where where do you have to go? >> Okay. On Mall Street. My Okay. I'll call this number because they were coming to get me. But it's not they're not coming for another hour. They're at work and she >> But if they're at work, there's no place to work. >> Listen, she would she's coming. She's working. >> Ma'am, pull your pants up. >> Okay. These are wet. I >> still need to put them on. >> She She'll let me go there. I already called and told her. She said, "Can you come to Mall Street?" >> Is it right around the corner? >> No, it is not. >> It's It's way far out. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, can you take me over to uh Windsor and Clark? >> To where? >> To Windsor and Clark. >> No. >> Okay. I know. Yeah. No. Okay. That's cool. >> Get Get your shoes on. >> Yes, sir. >> Can you call an ambulance for me then? >> What do you want an ambulance for, man? >> Cuz I want to go to the hospital. >> Why? >> I'm injured. I'm very injured. I'm injured. I got injured. >> Okay. Um right now I'm telling you I don't know. Yeah. No, they're wet. Look, I'm injured. >> I'm injured and I need >> Okay, so those old bruises. >> Okay, look. >> Yes, that look thing on your arm. What is that? >> Okay, I fell down and in the parking lot. Sure. >> And I've got to handle that. I wanted to go to the hospital then. I need to go to the hospital. I got to do something. I am here. >> They're wet. >> I don't care. I got another Okay, I know. I don't want you to see [ __ ] You're wet. Look, I got pants underneath it. I got a skirt underneath this. Why would I? I don't want to put wet pants on. It's terrible. I want to go to the hospital. >> I'm good. I'm going to hospital. >> And did you hear me going to take me? I'm not going to be out here like this. How do you How am I going to be out here in this freezing ass cold? But no, wet pants. >> So, since EMS is coming, you have to still walk out. You need to put your shoes on. >> Yeah. Okay. All right. >> Ma'am, >> you guys are the worst. >> Ma'am, do you want to go to the hospital or do you want to go to jail? >> Um, okay. What's the charges? >> Uh, criminal trespass. >> Cuz we've asked you to leave multiple times and you have no rights to the room. So, get your stuff and get out. >> Okay. You're officer, you're having this is nuts. >> I'm not playing this game with you. >> How am I playing? >> Put your shoes on and let's go. >> Okay. Yes, officer. What's your name? >> Officer McDall. >> Oh, okay. Well, I apologize the utmost. You think I'm playing D? I'm not. >> She went on a wild freestyle of nonsense, demanding an ambulance for old bruises, complaining about wet clothes, all while her pants hung halfway down. Even the cops were getting fed up with her rambling. But the second the word jail entered the chat, our higher than the moon madam snapped back to reality, suddenly very interested in those pesky charges waiting to greet her. I'm not turning down here like this with wet pants, no socks. >> You right. [Music] Thank you. Thank you. >> Here we go. Let me hurry up cuz it's crazy. >> What's your name, ma'am? >> My name is Christo. >> What is it? First, my stuff out of here. >> No, we are not moving your stuff for you. >> Can I grab more stuff? I got everything ready. >> Grab what you need. >> Thank you. Is the police or is this the ambulance coming? >> Yes, the ambulance is coming. >> Someone down. Okay, there. Here, >> nerve. >> Nerve, what's going on? >> Um, I need to go to the emergency room, please. I got I got two ear infections. I got my knee got twisted. My knees They said she was out in front of the station earlier going crazy. So >> she probably got high, ran out of here and then came back and dude was like, "I'm done." >> Yeah. >> If she doesn't get out of here in two minutes, we're going to >> What's her first name? Crystal. >> Hey, Crystal. Yes, sir. >> You got a warrant >> from where? >> Well, it's out of our court's office. So, either you get your stuff and you walk off down the road or >> What is it for? >> You're going to go to jail. What's the warrant? >> Criminal mischief. And we're going to add on criminal trespass. Get your [ __ ] Let's go. We're done. Get your stuff. We're done. >> Criminal mischief. >> We're done. Get your stuff and let's go. >> Well, you're going to jail. >> The door's this way. Crystal >> C H E R2. >> You're wasting everybody's time now. Yeah, >> you are. >> Is that your final or is this the hotels? >> No, this is the motel. >> Leave it here. >> This is >> Get out, Crystal. I'll go to jail. >> No, you'll get out of the hotel. Get out of the hotel. >> 71, please. >> Crystal, you will >> you go get my stuff out of there. Please, officer. Crystal, we've given you 20 minutes to get this stuff. >> I can't do it. I'm wet. I got wet pants on the freezing. >> Will you at least go get my stuff out of the room, my buddy? There's I got $20. Can you do that? Can you >> There was a $5 bill in the bed that I saw. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I have $25. Call I call this number. >> You're going to leave. >> Yeah. Can >> you have your jackets? Please grab them. >> Get my stuff out of there. Can you guys do that, please, sir? [ __ ] >> A blanket or something. You can go get >> No, we're not giving you the hotel's blanket. >> It ain't Go look in there. They don't have that blanket. >> Yes, they do. >> Oh, yeah. They got a comforter. She kept picking up her stuff, putting it back down, then picking it up again like a broken claw machine while rambling about old injuries to the cops. After nearly 20 solid minutes of this circus, the officers had enough and dragged her out of the room like a stubborn shopping cart. Maybe she thought the drama would earn her sympathy, but cops said not today. >> Did you get a BP? >> Okay, whatever. >> Yeah. 134. >> Crystal, put your jacket off the property. I am, sir. >> Let's go. >> Don't put your hands on me. >> But you're not. >> Thank you. >> You're not what? >> You're not putting your jacket. >> Yes, I am. >> Will you get my money? The five ass dollars then. >> What did you do with it? >> I don't I need I need my money. >> Put your hands behind your back, Crystal. You're going to jail now. >> I was by drink. >> We've given you multiple chances. >> Thank you. You got any cold? Sorry. >> Stop. Stop. Crystal out of nowhere freezing out. >> Well, you're going to go to jail and that's at least the one place right now for your criminal trespass and criminal mischief. >> I'm charging you. >> We are charging you >> cuz we've given you multiple chances to leave. The paramedics checked you out. They said you don't need to go to the hospital. >> I don't want to go to jail now. >> No, you're going to jail. You have an you have a warrant anyways, ma'am. given you multiple chances to leave >> and you didn't leave. >> I can't walk. >> The paramedics checked you out. >> Stop. If you spit on me one more time, we're going to have an issue. I'm >> sorry, sir. I'm not trying to spit on you. >> There's my ride. I call out my ride. >> Where's your ride? >> He's right there. >> It's a the It's a freaking um Cadillac. >> It's a silver Cadillac. Her name is Pam. >> There's no Cadillac here. That's too she is I got a ride. Can you put clothes on? >> Can you give me a ride that Can you grab stuff, sir? >> They're not going to take that stuff. >> Please don't take me to jail. I got a ride. I promise. >> Well, you still have a warrant, so it is what it is, man. >> Are they going to take me there for Can you grab my cigarettes, please? >> They're not going to take your cigarettes. >> I am. I'm going to take them. I need them. Please. >> They're not going to take >> I need my cigarettes, dude. They are not going to take care. >> Smoke on the way there. >> No. >> Okay. Why? >> You would have worked with us. >> I am working with you. >> No, you're not. >> I have a lot coming in. >> Can I get coats? >> Your coats are right there. >> Thank you, officer. Thanks, sir. >> Here's the deal, ma'am. >> You could have took me to my house. That's all I asked for. I can't be out here like this. >> I have a warrant. >> Okay. What? I have a warrant for what is it? Tell me. For being in a car, right? It was because I was in a car. Stay. That's it. Cuz that's what it is. I got two ear infections. I got Ma, man. I'm not too long in jail. I haven't been in trouble in so many years. Do you see that, sir? Please. >> Even after getting dragged out, she kept driving the cops nuts with her wild rambling. From insisting she had a secret ride only she could see to begging officers for cigarettes to survive jail, she made damn sure her exit wouldn't be quiet or boring. Even strapped in the back seat, her non-stop drugfueled chatter showed no signs of slowing down. >> Sir, I'll never I'll never come back here again. Please don't charge me with this. >> I'm not charging you with anything. You have a warrant, ma'am. I >> I can't believe you're even going to tape me for this dumb [ __ ] What is it? I didn't even know it didn't show up yesterday. I can't believe this. I haven't been in so much trouble. I've been in so good. I would have went to court. I don't even know. It wasn't even there. Didn't even know. Sir, I can't see. A >> charge. >> You just got an original original criminal trust or criminal mischief out of us. >> I got I'm HIV positive. I got >> Put your shoes on. >> Okay. >> And a glove. >> And that's it. >> Yeah, that's her glove. >> That's her glove. Okay. >> All right. >> Thank you. 32. >> After scoring the VIP spot in the back of the squad car, she started crying because she couldn't see while her beanie was literally pulled down over her eyes. Peak clown behavior. In a final desperate move, she pulled out the HIV card to get some sympathy, but sorry, jail was the only thing on the menu that night. The woman was charged with criminal trespassing. So, in the end, if you enjoyed the video, hit that like button and drop your thoughts in the comments. Let's see who stands out the most. The best comment gets pinned. And hey, don't forget to share this video with your friends and family so they don't miss out on the fun. And now, here's a challenge for you. On your screen, you're seeing the four best playlists. Click on anyone and I promise you won't regret it. You'll definitely enjoy this one. See you next time. Till then keep watching.