I'm I'm calling because I can't I'm physically disabled. I could not even call my track phone. >> You do not have the legal right to detain me. I do want restraining orders against you. I'm not drunk. >> On May 25th, 2024, a woman dialed 911, not for an emergency, but because her phone insisted it was the only number she could call. What followed was a chaotic spiral of stubborn behavior, repeated warnings, and a guaranteed trip to jail. Let's just say tech support was not what showed up. [Music] >> What's going on, Mary? >> What's going on? >> Hello. >> You call? >> Yeah, I do. >> What's going on? the phone. Um, it would not call anything but 911. >> Okay. Who are you trying to >> I'm physically disabled. They're not allowed to do that. >> Um, I pay for the phone service myself. >> Um, I don't know. I just I couldn't even call I couldn't even call the phone service. >> Who's your Who's your carrier? >> 911. What? >> Who's your carrier? >> Tech. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. Unfortunately, we can't >> do anything about that. You guys can't be drinking that out here. >> No. >> Yeah. Go ahead and dump it right now. >> Yeah. If you have cups. >> I can't If you have cups, >> I thought you need just brown bags. >> So, you got to contact your carrier. We can't do anything about that. Okay. >> I can't I can't even come. I can't. Sir, come here. You can come look. Come look at my phone. Come look at my phone. >> I don't need to look your phone. You're fine. >> That is what I Sir, I'm I'm calling because I can't I'm physically disabled. I could not even call my track phone. >> Okay. Well, Mary, >> how do how do I turn around and call you even? >> I I called 911 emergency. I was not in a position to call unfortunately. >> Mary, listen. Listen. It's not it's not a police matter. I'm sorry. Okay. Unless you you need medical attention, you need a crime happen. crime. I'm physically disabled. I was denied even access to any of my support systems. >> Okay. Are you guys leaving? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. Just a warning. I'm not going to go ahead and do up containers. Honestly, if you go there and get a beer, they have door cups. You can drink that all all day in area. Can't be doing this. Okay. >> So, if we get a beer up there, we're not allowed to drink them. >> If you have a cup, the door >> cups. >> So, that's not a crime unless you have a crime. Um, >> it is a crime that I'm think Okay, I cannot call anyone but 911. >> Okay, that that's good. >> In case you need excuse me, >> that's in case you need to. >> No, >> I am physically disabled. I have support systems that I don't need to call. How do I call anyone? >> I don't know. You got to figure out with your your phone carrier. That's not >> That's not I can't even call my phone carrier. >> I don't know what to tell you. There's nothing we can do about that. Okay. It is a problem. >> We We're busy. We're really busy, Mary. The city's busy. >> Yeah. No, it is. But this is not a police matter. Okay. >> We're going to get going. You have a good night. I don't need to do anything. Mary, >> do you need to talk to somebody? Don't >> take the opportunity to turn around and verify what I just said. >> No, I don't need to. >> Why? >> Cuz it's a civil matter. >> Miss not Mary learned the hard way that her phone dialing only 911 wasn't considered a crime, just a tech fail or payment issue. She flagged down police like it was Apple Care on patrol, demanding justice over dropped calls. Instead, they offered civil shrugs, beer warnings, and a masterclass in not my job energy. Apparently, technical support doesn't wear a badge in this town. >> Why is that a civil matter? >> Do you need us for anything else? >> Why is it a simple matter? It's a criminal matter. Because they violated my rights. >> Mary, do you need medical attention? >> No. >> Okay. Do anything else besides this? Do I have the right to dial a phone number and call her? Yes, I do. They just denied it. >> That's a criminal matter. That's a criminal matter. >> Lower your voice. >> Mary, I'm going to make it. Look at me. I'm going to make it very clear. You called 911 for something. >> I had no bother you guys. No. >> Okay. >> You cannot call 911 for things that are not >> I can't use my phone. >> Okay. >> That's illegal. They're denying me access. >> Something I paid for. >> We're going to get out of here. Mary, >> no more calling 911. have a problem, sir. >> Just got to calm down. >> You're supporting people who are criminals. >> You're You're supporting criminals. >> Stop calling 911 for non-emergencies. >> It's I don't want to call 911. It's the only number I could call. >> You need to stop. >> Would you like to go and try my phone? >> We're leaving. >> Okay. Because you don't want to have evidence of the fact that that >> you're talking about over here. >> You do not have the legal right to detain me. >> You guys can keep on walking. >> You do not have the legal right to detain me. >> Yeah, we'll get her We'll get her stuff in a minute. >> We don't want her yelling about detain. >> No, you're under arrest. under arrest. >> I have the legal right to detail. >> You're under arrest, Mary. >> My stuff is over there. >> There we go. Now you can go to jail. Let me go grab your stuff. >> My stuff is over there. >> Over there, >> Mary. Come on. >> Let me get my stuff. >> He's bringing it. Let's go. >> You do not have the legal right to detain me. >> Come on, Mary. >> You do not have the legal right to detain me. >> Let's go. My stuff is over there. >> Come on. >> My hands are killing me. >> Mary, walk this way. >> Wait for my stuff. >> Mary, >> wait for my stuff. >> You're not We're not doing >> my stuff. I have the right for my stuff. >> Let's go. >> To my ID, sir. >> Mary, >> do I have the right to my ID? >> Stop it. >> Do I have the right to my ID? >> Mary, >> I have the right to >> Your ID is right here. That is not my ID. >> He's got all your stuff. >> The right to my ID. I have the right to my ID. >> She didn't just argue. She declared war on logic. Her broken phone was now a human rights issue, and dialing 911 was her constitutional duty. When the cuffs finally came out, she cried foul, claiming the cops had no legal ground to detain her. Even though detaining people is quite literally their job, not tech support, not customer service. >> Did you get my phone? >> You do not have the right to leave me and detain me. >> Come on, Mary. Don't make this work. >> Let's go. >> All right. Come on. >> I have the right to arrest me for violating. I have the right to make a phone call. >> I do have the right. When you hear screaming, yelling, causing disturbing stuff is okay. >> Because you're being violent towards me. >> No, >> you are being violent towards me >> and you're drunk. Let's go >> take a seat. >> No. Take a deep take a blood test. >> Have a seat. >> Watch yourself. >> Get in. >> I don't have a double lock. Double lock. >> Check. Let go of me so I can. Let go of me so I can. >> Well, we got a double stone sign up on you. Okay. >> I don't know what that one is. >> You don't have the legal right to detain because I called cuz I couldn't find because I could not make a phone call. >> Have a seat. You're >> okay. >> I knew it was going to come to that. You just want like Come on, Mary. like just go. >> All right, I'll go type the charges. Missy 911 and persistent disorderly. >> Is that her stuff, too? >> Yep. I'll fax it over to I'll email it over here. >> I knew that. I knew that this >> I knew it was I ran it already. >> That's why I had it over here one night at the library. She tried to punch me in the face. >> Well, like trying to deal with the other issue cuz we're drinking and then like >> she's been drinking too. >> Oh, yeah. Basically over the >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. [Applause] >> They do not have the right to legally. You do not have the right to legally detain me. I am asking for a phone call and they could not even allow me to have a phone call. I do want restraining orders against you. Go ahead. >> Have one in custody. >> I'm not drunk. >> One female to >> I had three beers out of 48 hours. >> You're assuming I'm drunk, sir. You didn't give me a breathalyzer. You did not give me my chance to be even allowed to leave. >> You do not acknowledge my rights. at 129 North. >> You're being a Coleman tried to get into the residence has been at least a 15 to 20 >> and acting arrogant about it. >> You have an extra keep you on file. >> You have no remorse and no callous. You are callous. >> Even in cuffs, Miss Drunky Pants stayed committed to her courtroom fantasy. Still arguing, still claiming to be the real victim. According to her, three beers in 48 hours made her practically sober and demanding a blood test was the golden ticket to freedom. Unfazed officers seen this play before. Same speech, same scene, just a new audience and a louder protagonist this time. >> I do not care if I die at your hands. >> I'll take it. >> That was rude. >> But you don't care. You did not stand up for my rights. I do not live in Saddowski because of it. Because you're callous who are violating people rights every day. I don't care. You do not have the right to legally detain me. Did you get my ID? Do you obey the state of Ohio? >> No, you don't. No, you don't. Neither does your sheriff. I have the legal right to file a complaint that I was not allowed to make a phone call in your area. >> Yeah. What's the address of that house? I guess >> I'm physically disabled. You have no right to detain me. You don't care. That's not my problem. You're violent. Illegally violent. And high on it. And I want a restraining order against Calvin Johnson and all of your Firelands medical professionals. You'd rather my children be seen as women than I be alive. You did not arrest Judge Stark. You did not arrest >> Karen Oliver. >> You chose to break the law. You guys open up. >> Oh, we'll have a first time. There you go. >> Legally not even allowed to be like a taint detain. He arrested me illegally. >> Let's get you to the brace where I'm [Music] push down. [Applause] [Music] Mary's final act was a passionate courtroom monologue no one asked for complete with accusations, conspiracies, and a dramatic threat for restraining orders against half the county. As she was escorted to booking, her fury echoed off the walls. Her finale was loud, chaotic, and as expected, another curtain closed on a performance no one asked for. 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