Sir? Excuse me, sir. Sir. Hey, sir. What are you doing? >> Key West Police. Hi, good morning. >> I'm sorry. Who is this? >> Uh-huh. >> Look at you. Hey, what are you doing? Can't sleep right here. >> Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. >> You're trespassing. >> I'm trespassing? Oh, no, no. >> They called about you. >> They did call about you? Uh-huh. Who did? >> The people who own the business. They don't want that you sleeping in their back. >> Yeah, like on their back porch. >> Oh, um Okay. Yeah. >> Do you have an ID? >> I do. Yes. Yeah. >> Can I see that ID? >> Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, guys. >> have you been sleeping for? >> I just sleeping for a while. I was just trying to go home. >> Trying to go home? >> Yeah. >> Where do you live? >> Uh in Key West. I'm just trying to go home. >> I'm sorry, what? >> I'm trying to go home. >> Trying to go home? >> Yeah. >> You don't look like it. How'd you end up here? >> I I live here for about 3 years. >> Oh, like right at the end of sleeping right here? >> I had a hard day. Uh um I had a bad breakup with my girlfriend. We broke up over something stupid. >> I don't want to know. >> And I would classify this as something stupid. >> I think so. Yes, sir. >> Especially at 1:30 in the afternoon and you're passed out drunk from the back here. I would classify that in the category of something stupid. >> Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> So, you got a lot to lose. You're not here. You're not a server. You're not a busboy. You're not anything. You do not want to lose that over something stupid. >> Yes, sir. >> I know you're going through a breakup. We all have. He's gone through like seven breakups, but he's happy now. Right? >> Yeah, yeah. I'm happy. >> See? Time heals all wounds. Time heals all wounds. You know what best advice they said about women? When I broke up with my girl, they said women are like buses. Wait around long enough, another one will come by. Truth? >> Truth. >> He's had seven buses already. I've had more buses. I've had a fleet of buses. >> So they don't want to trespass you they just want you to move along, okay? >> Okay. >> Yeah, yes sir. >> All right, get it together my guy. >> You get it together. You don't want to be found sleeping again on a porch. You're in some deep sleep there. >> This is this is this is a bad breakup. >> Bankrupt or breakup? >> Breakup. >> All right. >> Bankrupt is much worse. >> Bankrupt is a lot worse than breakup. >> I'd rather go through a breakup than a bankrupt any day. Listen, it's going to be good. Go talk to somebody. Don't pour yourself into a bottle. >> Yeah, not a good idea. >> Have a good one my man. Have a better one. Nope. Cold and flu I haven't gotten a sick day yet. Have a great day sir.