Viewer discretion is advised. In the early hours of March 21st, officers responded to a downtown bar after reports of a man trying to start fights. Witnesses on scene pointed him out seated on a nearby bench. Officers recognized him from two earlier incidents that night. First, when bar security asked for his removal and again when a group reported he tried to start a fight near a hot dog vendor. We got another call about you. Stay stay seated. Stay seated. I'm sorry. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. This is the third call we've had about you tonight. The third. Do you want to go to jail or do you want to go home? I want to go home. Get the out of here. Okay. Three times I've dealt with you. I see you again, you're going to jail. Okay. Leave now. Don't talk to anyone. Don't look anyone. Go. Get up and go. Last chance. [ __ ] off. That way. Away from the bars. That way. Go. That way. Go. Put your hands behind your back. You're going to jail. All you had to do was go home. Huh? No, you weren't. 88. 10:15. Three chances you had to go home. Three. No, you weren't. My disorderly conduct. Who was it? You want to go to jail? You want to go home? I want to go home. You're going to jail. I'm doing wrong, man. You're going to jail. Sit down. Oh, scare. [Music] Oh, scare me. New York. I wonder. Yeah, I'm doing anything wrong sitting there. Yep. Oh, what's illegal about sitting there? What is illegal? Did you see my Miranda laws? Did you see my Miranda laws, guys? Did you get my Miranda laws? You don't need those. Yeah, you do, actually. It's called the uh initially court of order. All right, buddy. Yeah, not going to think that you're a [ __ ] Not going to argue with you. around a lot. You mind if I get your name cuz you've been around with several of his calls. I don't have my ID on you. I got you. Yeah. I want him trespassed from house. Absolutely. I'm sorry, sir. Hey, you remember me from last night? Yes. What's What's the deal? I I'm trying to go home. I am. And somebody like sucker punched me. I see. Yeah. My eyes black. Yeah. What's your wife? My wife's home. She's waiting me. I'm trying to get a ride home. She won't be too happy with you then. Can I go home, man? Please, the officer gave you multiple chances. For what? What are you arresting me for? This only conduct the license. You're only coming for what? Sitting on a bench. Oh, close the door. But highly intoxicated. Highly intoxicated, right? Okay. Go [ __ ] yourselves. Give me your Miranda laws right now. Give me my Miranda laws. Read them to me, you face. Read them to me. Read my Miranda laws right now for what I'm being arrested for. What I'm being arrested for, sir? What am I being arrested for, sir? What am I being arrested for? Disorderly cond for what? Sitting on a bench. Now you're over for youers sitting in mellow of disorderly conduct. Really? Interesting. Why don't you just drop me off and call it a day? Oh, but a kid who's 18 punches me in the face from behind. That's not disorderly conduct. I didn't call that in. I have to go to the hospital. My eyes kill me. That kid sucker punched me like bad. Can I go to the hospital, please, sir? Oh, you're real fast with someone sitting on a bench, but you don't see little kids punching older guys in the face, right? You heard the Italians come down here and you take me to the goddamn inter right now. That's my right. I am an attorney as well. And I have not been arrested yet. I have not heard my Miranda laws. Unless you be a nice guy and drop me the off day, big man. Cuz I like you. We always had a good relationship, man. Why you so mean to me, man? My eyes killing me, man. I need to go to the hospital. That kid punched me. I did not see anything or I'll sue the [ __ ] out of this whole place cuz I'mucking CIA mother. I'm above your pay grade, dude. And you know that. But you be a tough guy. Drop me off. dump me off. And guess what? The costalos will be following every second of what you think you're doing right now. That's okay cuz I don't really give a [ __ ] I've been trained my whole life this thing. I'm trying to go home, man. Gave me two seconds. That's all you gave me was 2 minutes. I was walking. You gave me 2 minutes, sir. But you like kids punch people who are over 45 years old in the face. So guess what? I'm going to sue you and the rest of the apartment. I'm gonna you all over big time. And the FBI, who I work for, and the CIA, who I actually am the deputy director, we're gonna rock and roll your [ __ ] asses beyond. So, let me the off and we'll call it a day. Or you can put me in jail and I'll spend a night laughing my balls off when I put my report in. You're a tough guy, huh? Yeah. Take me these cuffs out. People are going to take your wholeing fake enforcement down. Get me out of here, bro. Nice guy, man. I'll be a nice guy, too. Otherwise, I'll be a mean mother wolf. And the wolf pack kicks in. It's it, bro. You're done. You think you got me? Wait. Want to be friends, man? I did nothing wrong. I'm sitting here. What's this rest for? Can you give me the Miranda laws? Can you actually pronounce them? Or are you that Do you know the Miranda laws? I am a lawyer of the county of what? Yeah, exactly. You know [ __ ] Why don't you let me off here? We'll call it a day. Need to go to the hospital, man. My eyes messed up, man. What did I get arrested for? For what? Oh, someone could punch me in the face, but I can't [ __ ] on a goddamn You mother crazy down here and we're going to mafia style [ __ ] You say you were going to me. What's that? You said you were going to me. I said I was going to I don't have to kill I slap you like a little [ __ ] Arrest me for sitting on a bench. Get a job, bro. Why don't you work in Brooklyn? Do something real. You arrest me for actually sitting on a bench. You're a You're a bro. Oh, I'm so scared. That's what I've been trained for my whole life, bro. I'll be out tomorrow and then your suspension will be a long time, bro. You up. I would suggest just Why'd you arrest me, man? Give me my Miranda laws. You don't even know cuz you're Give me the Miranda laws. What am I being arrested for? Disorderly conduct by sitting on a bench by saying nothing. Oh, but the kid who was younger than me punched me in the face. And that's okay down here. Wait till my Italiano kabalantos come down here and take care of you people. Oh. Oh my god. I'm so scared. Oh [ __ ] Why? Let me over here. Call a day. You walk away or you're dead. Otherwise, I'll walk away. What'd you arrest me for, sir? What' you arrest me for, sir? Meatthead. What' you arrest me for, sir? Take me to the hospital because the kid hit me in the face. I need a hospital. Hey, [ __ ] face. Oh, you don't answer. It's nothing. Interesting. So, what's the arrest? What's it going to say in front of the judge? Disorderly conduct by you that you don't know your job. You don't know how to do it. You're homeland fake security. You're a phony cop. Yeah, exactly. I already have it on videotape, man. You're done. Your whole life destroyed everything. The whole [ __ ] goddamn thing. Your [ __ ] Fake. [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn fake New Orleans police department. Go yourselves. You're all in you guys for about 6 months now. FBI, CIA, straight up. Let me out now and Oh. Oh. You keep going in, right? Mhm. What's this? [Music] M go so [Music] scared. This how I grew up, [ __ ] This how I grew up, dick. Did nothing wrong. Heat. Heat. Rand was or do you not know that that's stupid? What I'm being arrested for? Exactly. Disorderly public nuisance. I'm a lawyer. Three different types. He's with the CIA, the FBI. He's a lawyer. All this other stuff. He's on this side. So why am I being arrested? Two nights in a row with this game. Do what? I'm going to have to get out of the car. I have to go to the hospital. My eyes punch me. Okay. So, this look what's going to happen. The nurse is going to see you. She's going to evaluate your eye. Why am I being listen to what I'm saying? First off, first and foremost, you're already in jail. First, listen to what I'm trying to say. Explain. I'm trying to explain to you. I'll I'll ask your office anyway. Tell me my first. Okay. If he gets refused, obviously, you know, you step out. Step out. Step out of the arm, man. Step out of the car. Step out of the car. Step out. Step out. Whoa. I am. What did I do wrong? Man, don't catch up to me. You're not. I already told you eyes hurt. I told you. Sorry. Thanks. Once at the jail, the subject continued to resist and was verbally combative, prompting staff to place a spit hood on him. He was also warned he'd be placed in a restraint chair if the behavior continued. Medical personnel noted swelling around his left eye and an abrasion on his forehead. He told staff he'd been punched earlier in the night. Due to these injuries, he was transported to a nearby hospital for medical clearance before being returned to the jail without further incident. He was formally charged with disorderly conduct, public nuisance, and resisting an officer without violence. Nice. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. I'm a [ __ ] All right. I sir straight over there to the elevator. All right. No problem. My shorts are Yeah, they're in this back. Thank you, sir. You don't bust your balls. I had to. It's all good enough. It's all good. Pretty cool, guys. Actually, appreciate it, man. Shut up. You're a cool guy. Thanks, brother. You guys, I'll never spit ever. They can't take any chances. You know what I mean? I know. I know. I know. Be cool. Don't get straight up. Thank you. You're welcome. No, that's cool. Thank you. My my audio is messed up. I don't complain about a lot of things. Then when you see the nurse again, they'll they'll address it again. Okay. All right. So, am I being officially arrested here? That's misdemeanor charges. All right. We're not going to go into threatening law enforcement. Okay. I'm going to take you at your word that you were just talking [ __ ] All right. Of course. All right. So, we're going to take that right there. And remember, just stay calm and they'll be calm with you, too. Okay. The paperwork right here. Uh, right there. All right. Oh yeah, I do like that. Appreciate it, buddy. You can go straight to go ahead and see the nurse. What's your thoughts? Let us know what you think in the comments below. As always, thanks for watching. We will see you in the next video. [Music]