[Music] GET BACK. YOU'RE GOING TO get knock off. >> You're going to get tased if you don't knock it off. >> Do you understand? >> Get on the ground right now. >> Get on the ground. >> Get your hands behind your back. >> Do you understand? Don't move. over your hand. >> Can you do Can you guys continue your side? >> That's fine. Can you guys do me a favor, please? >> We're not in the favor point right now. >> I understand that, but I have my grasses somewhere, so I need my best. >> We'll worry about that stuff after we figure out what's going on. Okay. But we're going to get you up off the floor. >> Okay. >> Put your knees down. >> Roll over on your knees and stand up. There you go. Got my hat down there. Please, please find my glasses, please. >> Cuz otherwise I cannot see. >> Okay. Let's go. I'll find out here. No, I'm buying the glasses for call. Sorry. >> Yeah, >> I ain't doing that [ __ ] >> dude. That's what I I looked up like Austin and like I looked at his name like no way. Mike, >> I'm just going to go out with it real quick. We'll come back and talk to you guys. >> Hey, I'm sorry. >> Well, at least we were still here. >> Yeah, can we go? >> Um, did you see how it started? >> I would love to talk to you. Just give me a minute. I want to make sure he's squared away. >> All right, stand right here. Got to pat you down. You don't have any weapons or anything on you, do you? No, >> sir. I just need my glasses and my hat. >> We'll find that stuff. I got I've got your hat, >> please. My five my glasses are I don't give a by my gl my hat, but I want >> We're going to We're going to look for your glasses. >> I need my glasses, >> please. No, I'm good, dude. Nothing here. Smokes. Maybe a lighter. >> Have a seat in my squad. Okay. >> Fine. >> Can we make sure I take care of my dad before I leave, >> please? Oh, all right. Hop in. Hop in there. Okay. Watch that step. >> You good? >> Thank you. >> Don't move your head. yours. Thank you. I'm not going anywhere. I'm I'm done here. I'm just I need these off of me. >> You need one off of you. >> The The cuffs >> The cuffs are not coming off of you. Okay. >> They're not going, dude. Don't break, dude. >> Yep. Well, this is just >> this is protocol. Okay. >> All right. All right. It's fine. We did it. Trying to hold the door shut. I'm trying to hold the door shut. See what's going on. >> Jared, what's terrorized? Somebody else. >> I know what's going to happen. >> My boyfriend and Tim were upset with each other. >> Who's your boyfriend? >> Me. >> Okay. Who's Tim? >> The guy that you arrested you guys took away. So me, >> Timothy. in the vehicle. >> And they have back on the landing. >> Sorry, baby. >> I was like, get off of him. And then all of a sudden, you guys came in. >> I'll go and then next thing I know who's >> I held the door shut from Tim. Like I hit my foot in front of the door and then when I couldn't take it no more, they came in and then Tim just started beating the [ __ ] out of me. >> And I walked up and I'm like, >> I know. I was like, "Oh my god." And I didn't know you guys were still here. So I was like, "Holy >> car right now, guys. Why was he getting held back in the >> Because he called I called him out on some [ __ ] and then she's like, "No, we're going to leave." And I'm like, "All right, we're going to leave." And we left. >> We were walking out. I >> We were walking out. >> These guys walking out and Tim kept going. And I'm like, >> shut because I was like, >> he also was involved in all this. >> Sorry. >> Okay. So I was >> male white. >> Well, you're not called wrong. >> Zach, let's go. >> Sorry, Zack. >> You were picking up for us. >> You can only get tied up in two >> because you come to JRs when you're 33 years old. >> I'm actually >> No. So I was in the bar and Michael is >> they're fighting in the what? 443 >> and I ran out here and >> just grabbed the guy. That's all I did. >> Okay. >> Cutting right. >> People throw punches that. So you heard somebody yelling and they were like, "Oh, what the >> Mike? My buddy Mike was like, >> "What the going on?" I turn around and >> Yeah. When I turned around, they were [ __ ] They were throwing. And then I >> I justing came out and grabbed and then you came back. >> Okay. Okay. I was not involved. I just >> No, I know you were. I saw you were just holding him because he was freaking the out. So, okay. >> All right. It's all good. Thank you. >> Sorry. No. >> Okay. Timothy, tell me what was going on, man. >> Um, he was actually being a dick to me and he actually confronted me and told me if I wanted some >> Where do you have a license out of a different state? >> No. Um, I I have a license, but it has been expired and I do not drive. >> Okay. Out of Wisconsin? >> No, from Florida. >> ID out of Florida? >> ID out of Florida? Yes. >> Okay. >> I have a domestic against me, but it was discharged. >> Okay. Okay. >> Um, other than that, I have no other convictions of anything. >> Okay. I'm not worried about your other convictions right now. I I would like to know what happened here. um this has been months ongoing. Um and it's it's I don't know for him I guess it's personal >> but he I for the gentleman that I was beating down >> um in all honesty because he confronted me and he wanted to push it and he pushed it and I pushed it and >> who is the other gentleman that you um had a conf. Matt, I don't even know his last name. I forget his last name. >> Okay, Matt. And how do you know Matt? >> Um, I know Matt. I've kn for quite a few years from being up here from just drinking and hanging out. And yeah, I've >> You kind of know him from here. >> Yeah, I know I I know him from here, but I know him from >> um from the pub and a few other places. And I I know his girlfriend as well. >> Um, >> so what started the confrontation tonight? >> Honestly, I don't Well, he was just talking [ __ ] He didn't want to talk to me. So, I went to talk to him. He didn't want to talk to me. and he kind of pushed it to that point and I was like, you know what, I'm done. >> To what point? Like what? >> I mean, he pushed it to the point where he pushed me and I just like, you know what, I'm done. >> Okay. So, he's he's saying stuff verbally to you and you got upset with him and then and then what? >> For for the most part. Yeah. But it's I've been I've been >> Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. Okay. I I I look I'm I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible, too, cuz I have a job I'm trying to go to and I know I have, you know, other stuff. I >> Go ahead. Hang on one second, Timothy. >> Yes, sir. >> All right. No, what did you see? >> I just saw >> This is pretty much exactly what he did probably. >> I saw that guy on top of that guy and then he went out and pinned the guy up against the wall who was on top and that was it. >> That's all I saw. >> Okay. >> All right. Perfect. >> No. No, >> we're not going to shoot it. >> That's awesome. >> No, that that was >> cuz I I literally turned around. I'm like, Zack and that guy was I just saw someone on the ground and was like, "No, let's go." Of course, >> I was trying to hold the door shut from that guy coming out. >> I'm so thankful for you coming up because I did try to stop them and this dude came up. >> Can I talk to you real quick over here? >> Yeah. >> Me or him? You have your ID on you, buddy? >> Yes, I do. >> Thank you. >> Here's my idea. >> Can I ask you guys one quick question coming up? >> So, Tim, the guy you guys back in the car. >> Okay. So, we used to be friends and >> there was some [ __ ] and then he was like, "Hey, let's play darts." I'm like, "Dude, I don't even want to talk to you. Take your money. You're a piece of [ __ ] You backstabbed you." Like, "Take your money. We're leaving." And we were walking out the door. And then next thing I know, she's like, he just go, just go, just go. and she's pushing the door closed. And then I was like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?" And then the next thing I know, I get hit in the face and it's like I I'm down on the ground and I'm getting hit and then I look up and I see you guys coming. Like all I did was call him out on his [ __ ] and told told him that we were leaving. Like I did not want to speak to him. I didn't want to talk to him. Like I didn't want nothing to do with that. Okay. >> I didn't want nothing to do with that. And then the next thing I know I'm getting hit in the face. You guys are coming in. >> Okay. How many times did you get hit? >> Uh I got hit once in the face and then when I was on the ground I think I got hit like four more times. >> Okay. How that that hurt? >> The first one to the face hurt. I'm bleeding it. Feel it. Is it bleeding inside your mouth? Probably >> you mind here? >> Right out. >> Yeah. >> Right up in there. So that's that's the I I felt that. >> Can you uh open your lid back up for me again? >> Sorry. >> Thank you. >> Sorry. >> Um Okay. So >> wanted to play darts. >> Said absolutely not. >> He wanted to play darts. he were going to leave. He wanted to play darts. I've had issue I have past issues with him and I told him I was like we don't want to play darts with you cuz he used to be one of my good friends and he backstabbed me and it's like dude we don't want to play darts. We're leaving you. I don't want to talk to you. You're a piece of [ __ ] Whatever. And we were walking out the door leaving and then the next thing I know I'm getting hit in the >> face. >> He said, "Hey, whatever." You turn around. Boom. >> I got hit in the face. >> The next thing the next thing it's like I got hit in the face and it's like >> I'm sick. I don't feel good. Like I I'm lonely out to >> This doesn't help either. >> To make my girlfriend happy. like she wanted to go out have fun time. We came out to have like and then I'm getting hit in the face and then next thing I know I'm on the ground and it's like I'm getting hit in the back of the head. It's like what the And I went like this and when I went like this you guys were coming in the door. >> Okay. >> So, >> okay. All right. Perfect. Um I'm probably going to give you a written statement cuz I would like you to fill out a written statement. Do you think you could go to the hospital or do you need a paramedic? >> No, it's it's just a fact. I've been punched in the face before. Just got to deal with that. I don't I don't need to go to the hospital. >> All right. So, sounds good. Um I I'm going to get you a written statement at the very minimum. I want you to fill it out tomorrow and then we'll pick it up tomorrow. Sound fair? >> All right. Sounds good. I got to work at the tomorrow. >> 10 for Okay, hang on. Hang on. Okay. I need you to listen to to me for a minute. Okay. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to talk to an lawyer or have him and her present while you are being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any question. >> You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not to answer any questions or make any statements. Okay. >> No, I want you understand the rights that I have explained to you. Okay. >> You're good. >> Yeah. You got that camera on me? You got the camera on me? >> After explaining these rights, are you willing to talk to me? >> Yeah, I'll talk to you cuz I want this resolved. Okay. I want to resolve cuz you know I say I didn't really do anything. Well, I did do something. Yes, I did go to the point what >> he pushed it. Yes. Yes. >> Okay. So, >> I was done with it. >> All right. So, I I get it. >> It's it's a bully thing, man. It's it's it's you know what it's I' I've been accused of things of and we're not going to go into anything other than that, but um I've been accused of things and this and that and the other and it's I was trying to be a nice guy and wonder why was going on. He didn't want to talk to me. He wanted to be a excuse me um excuse me but a dick. I was like fine, whatever. And then as I went to go to pursue it to go and talk to him cuz he wanted to talk to me, that's when it got to that point where he wanted to push it and push it and push it and that's fine. When I did push it a little bit myself because I was just done with it. Um, it's more of a domestic kind of [ __ ] I guess you would say. >> It's just between friends. Well, we were supposed to be friends. Well, that didn't happen, >> but whatever. It doesn't It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. >> So, Timothy, >> I did I did what I did. Yes. >> Okay. So, when things got physical, what happened? >> Um, when things got physical, >> he pushed himself back in towards as I was going out because I was trying to being forceful out. He was pushing forceful out like >> so basically it was it was a mutual thing between the two doors. It was a mutual thing. >> He wanted to go for me, he wanted to go for me, I wanted to go for him. We were just to that point where it was done. >> Okay. Tell me what tell me what he's going to tell. >> So I'm old school. Stop. Stop for a minute. Okay. Just >> I know you got a lot going on right now. Okay. But I need you to just take a breath. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. >> Cuz you're rattling 100 miles a minute. Okay. And I want to be able to understand exactly what happened. >> So for your for your benefit and for me camera I up. I shouldn't have went for it and I did. >> Okay. So >> that's all. >> Okay. Okay. So, when you when you two got physical, did you hit him? >> Um, he came for me first and then I came for him afterwards. >> Okay. So, did you strike him? >> Well, I tried to. >> Okay. >> But, yeah, it wasn't happening, but he was already going for it, too. >> Okay. So, you were you hit It was mutual. So, you hit him. >> It was It was mutual. >> Yeah. And I'll talk to I'll talk to him. It doesn't matter. You can talk to him all you want. Doesn't matter. He's only going to tell you what he's going to tell you. It's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. I just want to make sure that I got my story straight. Okay. So that way I can be >> um fair to you and that way things are fair with him, right? >> Yep. >> Absolutely. >> Okay. So did did this involve anybody else besides just the two of you? >> Oh, it involved his girlfriend because Yeah. like maybe six six to eight maybe weeks ago maybe a little. Well, I'm talking tonight. Tonight, though. >> Well, tonight, no, but it all stems from the one night where Yeah. the threesome didn't quite happen to where it was supposed to happen. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, all right. >> Yeah. Let's we want to get deep into it. Let's get deep into it. But, you know, other than that, no, >> you know, >> he was just So, you guys, >> he was just No, he was just he had his little problems with me for whatever. He has his problem with me for whatever reason. >> That's a psychological reason. Okay. So, where did you hit him at? >> No, I was going by hitting >> in the face. Okay. But like were you you were swing you were swinging fists? >> Well, yeah, we were we we were wrestling in the coat room. Yes. >> Okay. Okay. >> I don't think there was any physical hitting. >> Okay. >> I tried. I ain't going to lie, I did. I definitely did try. He pissed me off. >> Okay. All right. Just sit tight with me. Okay. >> Yep. You're good. Can you do me a favor? Can you please I'm not going anywhere? Obviously. Can you please take these cuffs off? >> I I got to keep the cuffs on. It's It's procedure. Okay. >> All right. Okay, that's fine. >> Do you want your hat on? >> Yeah, please. And my my jacket and I hate to say it, but my jacket is um I have a hoodie and a jacket in there. Okay. >> And my jacket it's really >> What was your wallet with you? My wallet's with me, but my jacket and my hoodie are in the the thing. What about my jacket and my hoodie? >> Um, it hopefully it's in hopefully it's in my jacket. >> Okay. And what color is your jacket? >> Um, it's black and it has a big eagle on the back of it. >> Okay. And what about your hoodie? >> Can you do something on my head? >> What about your hoodie? >> I got to look. The hoodie should be right around my hat. >> Is that What color is that? >> Where my hat or my jacket? >> What color is your hoodie? >> My hoodie is gray and my jacket is black with an eagle on it. >> Okay. What's going on? >> What do you got? >> I have that dude is not friends with this guy anymore. That guy wanted to play darts. >> Time unit status. >> We're temp. >> That guy >> that guy wanted to play darts with that guy. That guy said absolutely not. You're a piece of [ __ ] I don't want We're not friends anymore. He said, "We're leaving." Well, and then whatever. So, him and his girlfriend start walking out the door. >> He turns around or he doesn't know if he turned around or whatever, and then uh gets punched, goes down. >> That guy gets on top of him. Four more punches come in. >> Okay. >> Uh he said the first one hurt, caused pain. >> Okay. >> Um and >> I mean, he admits he admits to getting physical and throwing punches. He doesn't know if any landed, but he he does admit to >> my buddy My buddy Zach said he just saw two people fighting and then when he came out, that guy was on top of >> this. My guy was on top and then put him in the corner where we were when we came in. >> Okay. >> And he's still adamant. He wants to press charges. >> I guess I never asked if he wanted to press charges. I just assumed like it's kind of >> injuries. >> Yeah, he got a busted lip. >> Did you take pictures of Yeah, take a picture of it with it just being like I don't know what I I guess I don't know the level of battery that it would be, but I mean it's it it's a cut. >> So like I mean it's at least what just battery, right? It would be simple simple battery. >> Yep. Altered appearance. >> Mhm. at and where we were at this point. I didn't know if he needed to say that I want to press charges because we're kind of already passed on like the state of Wisconsin kind of has the guess I can't remember that [ __ ] from >> I always just ask. >> Yeah, I think I think we're good to I read him his rights and everything. So, I think we're good for for an arrest on that. So, >> can you grab us? >> I didn't I can I don't know if I have any more left. Um, >> one quick question I have for you. >> Yes. >> Do you want to press charges on him? >> Matt, please. >> Do you? But you know, >> actually, I kind of want to do >> you got punched in the face at the end of the day, right? So, I mean, actions at God's >> I can't tell anybody what to do. >> It's my boyfriend. He can do whatever he wants. >> Feel so bad for him. Like, that's the [ __ ] that he did what he did. But I don't want to have to deal with all the [ __ ] that comes with it. You know, I really do. >> Granted, yes, he's a piece of [ __ ] and I have my own issues with him, but I really don't want to have to deal with all the [ __ ] So, >> you do or you don't want to press charges. >> I'm going to be the bigger man and just let it go and just not >> I love you for that, man. Honestly, cuz charges, not press charges or whatever, >> but he needs to understand >> as long as he sits a night in jail >> or not back or something. >> It doesn't really work like that. >> No, it doesn't. >> No, it doesn't. I know. I know it does say that somewhere or >> I have a translator in there. So I asked him saw it here. >> Basically what he's saying happened is >> I'll be the bigger man and just let it go and then he came out and started >> not he well I don't know but yeah just want to let you know that I figured it >> better than everybody else right now. >> Thanks. >> No problem. >> Not life threatening. Um at the very minimum >> sorry 44 >> my thinking is disorderly conduct >> this this meets the this meets the criteria probably for battery >> uh but if you don't want to press charges maybe we'll take that into account and maybe we won't charge battery but maybe bring >> it to deal with that. Um, but this totally complex just a misdemeanor to where you know, >> trust me, the the the teenager in me wants to just be like, "Fuck this dude. Press the charges. Get him." >> Better than that. >> Come on. Do you want Yes, you women are right. I'm better than them. I'm not saying it because honestly in the past they were really good friends. >> No, I'm I'm not going to press charges. We're not trying to make a big >> I'm telling you I respect you for that because of how >> I can't be. >> I want to see what they have to say. So just give me a minute. >> Okay. So he doesn't want to press charges. >> No. >> Okay. So we're just going to cut him a DC ticket and then get him out of here. >> So do we know where he's living? >> No. >> Okay. Do you go by Tim or Timothy? >> Timothy. >> Okay. Timothy. So where you where do you live? >> Okay. So here in town. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. So here's what's going to happen. >> The other gentleman, he's not wanting to press charges. >> Okay. >> Okay. So it's kind of your lucky night. Otherwise, you would be charged with battery. >> Sir, I understand. >> Okay. >> Um, however, you are still going to get a citation for disorderly conduct. Fine. >> And then we're going to get we're going to get you home because you're not staying here. >> Oh, no. I'm going to I'm going to walk home or I'll catch a cab. >> Yeah. Well, we we'll get we'll get you home. Okay. >> Well, that's fine. >> So, Yep. >> Am I going to trespassing against >> I I don't know. I'm going to talk to my partner and see what the bar wants. >> Tell me. >> It's not up to me, bud. Okay, >> that's fine. Okay. >> All right. >> Wondering how many of these I'm going to get tonight. >> This is for you. I'll pick that up tomorrow. >> For me? >> It's pretty self-explanatory. My partner's got some information. Uh, I'm >> glad you guys were already here for that one. >> Are these guys good or do you think you are the other guy trespassed? >> Oh, the other guy. >> What? I don't even know what happened. >> I mean, there was a fight. There was a bar fight. >> Okay. Tim comes in here usually quiet. >> It's usually to himself. >> Okay. >> So, I don't know what altercation happened between you guys. It was a personal [ __ ] between me and Tim and I called him out on it and then he decided to try to >> Well, he does >> whatever. So, that's fair. So, he's going to get a DC citation, disorderly conduct citation, and since you're not wanting to press charges, then that's that's what's going to happen. We'll get him home and get him out of here for tonight. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I'll pick that up tomorrow. >> All right. >> Okay. And are you going to be in at 7:00? You already know him or >> you're working at 7:00 p.m. >> No, I don't. >> I I think I go in at 3 tomorrow or >> 3 p.m. >> It's either 2 or 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. I have >> I'll see you in the afternoon. >> All right. >> I think I'm going to close down the bar. >> Um, so tonight's daylight savings, >> I think I'm going to close down the bar at 2. Is that what we're supposed to do? Cuz usually it's 2:30, but I know at 2 we flipped at 3. >> Yeah. You know what? I'm not entirely sure. All right. Because I figured you guys were the best ones to ask about that. >> I'm not the best one to ask for that question. I'm not sure. >> Trying to get outside. >> I'm not driving. >> Seeing how the night's going. >> I'm not driving on this side of town. >> Seeing how the night's going, I think we're probably just going to use your best judgment. >> This is usually pretty fun. >> I think I saw the dang mariachi and everybody tequila being served. No, actually there hasn't been that much. >> It's usually really >> All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow. All right. >> Thank you guys. >> Thank you guys. Have a better day. >> I just need to know what fines I have to pay. If I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail. I just don't want to lose my job. It's Oh my god. I'm giving you a citation. >> Okay. So, you're going to have a court date. >> That's okay. Um hopefully here in I got I don't have a license, man. I ain't got a car, dude. So, bro, I'm screwed. You know what I'm saying? I just You just wind up putting put me back in the system. >> I don't want to be in a system. I bust my ass to get out of your system. >> But dude, like you got to make >> I I know. Well, dude's being a dude's being a dick. He's not a friend. Dude was an [ __ ] bro. >> No, he he was at one point. He turned to a >> Well, I got you. >> Yeah, whatever. Need to get their asses beat. I'm sorry. And if you're going to push me, that's the point. >> He need his ass beat, bro. >> Exactly what got you in trouble. >> I know. I know. But you know what I mean? I'm tired, dude. I've had a lot of lot of I've had a lot of [ __ ] in this neighbor in this town. And I'm not I'm not from Waka. I've had a lot of [ __ ] in this town push it and push it and push it and I've I've let it go. I'm just tired. He was the last straw, man. I just couldn't let it go. He's accused me of a bunch of [ __ ] that didn't happen. And I'm sure there's a bunch of the [ __ ] that I've been accused of he thinks of. It just needed to happen. I'm sorry. And you know what? If it happened to be the way that it happened to be, it's fine. I'll take it. I just want to be released out of these handcuffs and just want to go home. That's what I'm going to do, man. Please. >> I don't give a [ __ ] about anybody else in this town. >> I know. All right. So, Timothy, here's your This is going to be your citation, okay, for disorderly conduct, sir. Okay. Your your court date is May 19th at 8:30 a.m. You are required to appear. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. The bond amount is $150. All right. >> $150 plus my court appearance. >> Whatever. Yep. Whatever the judge decides. Okay. So, do you have any questions on this right now? >> I do not. I will make sure they take care of this. >> Okay. I'm going to run in and grab your coat and your sweatshirt. Okay. And then when I come find it. Yes. >> Well, I'm >> Come on. Dude, there's a lot of people in there. But can you just let me out, please? >> No, you're you're you're going to just stay right here. I'll be right back. Okay. Officer, [Music] >> you're welcome. [Applause] [Music] Yep. Have a good night. >> You, too. >> All right. Going to take the TS off you. Go ahead and lean forward. >> All right. >> Good. >> Yep. I'm going to give you a ride home. Okay. That way you don't have to worry about the taxes. >> Sound good? That's >> fine. Okay. Do you have a better idea? Uh, well, I just need to make sure is my tab paid. I don't like to live without a tab. >> Um, if you can >> I You're not going back in there tonight. Okay. >> Well, I know, but I'm just saying if you would, since you've already been in here once. >> So, you're a regular here. I'll go talk to the bartender. >> How about just do this? >> Would you just do this? >> I don't really want to pay your bar tab for you. Okay. So, I'll ask Jenna if you can just pay it when you come back next time. >> Hopefully, I don't have a bar chip. That's fine. >> Okay, >> that's fine. >> Just sit tight. Okay. >> Yep. [Applause] Hey, Jenna. >> Hey, Jenna. >> Can you close out? Oh, I think he already. [Music] [Music] >> All right. Your bar tab was already paid. >> Thank you. >> What is your name, sir? >> What is what? >> What? What is your name? I'm Officer Colbert. >> Colbert, nice to meet you, Colbert. >> Y >> Thank you for being patient with me. >> Sure. >> Oh, and thank you for the ride home. [ __ ] If I could tip you, I would. >> It's probably the most expensive taxi cab ride I've ever had home. >> Yeah, maybe. >> Oh, yeah. It will be. >> But the best looking driver you've ever had? >> Oh, I don't know, man. You're cute, but I don't know. >> I've had a couple of cutie pies and yeah, I don't know. I would take them home before you. I ain't going to lie. >> But you are a good-look guy. I ain't going to lie. I must admit. >> I hope your wife or your girlfriend's absolutely happy with you. >> I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I got the radio. >> Yeah. Sorry. I was just saying I hope you're I hope your wife thinks you're the most handsome thing in the world. >> No, I think she >> I hope so. You're not bad looking. You're not the greatest, but >> you're not bad. >> Thanks for the ride home. [ __ ] >> It's going to cost me. I know. >> I know. But still. >> I know. Um, so my court date will be in Waka in the Weka courthouse, correct? >> Yeah. >> Okay, that's fine. As long as that's Yeah, cuz otherwise I'm not going to make a court anywhere else. I have no vehicle. I have no license, obviously. Okay. So, a question is, >> do you guys charge by the mile when you're taking somebody home? Come on, man. I'm just kidding, bro. >> Oh [ __ ] I was going to say cuz it'll be a really, really, really expensive cab ride home. Yeah. Well, you know, just the way it is. I hate to say it, but some mother in his town just talking enough [ __ ] and act like they're bad enough and they just want to push it to that point. You just need to get your asses beat. That's all I got to say. I don't care if it's all on camera or not. I really don't give a [ __ ] Bunch of punks. And you want to act like you're one thing and then Yeah. Man, you ain't got all the way out there, dude. Just if you just let me out right here, I can walk right up the hill. >> Yeah, I will. >> I just need to check something on my computer real quick. Okay. >> Yeah. Well, I appreciate it. I know you guys got to do what you got to do and I appreciate that, dude. I have no problems with law enforcement, man. I think if you guys weren't here, dude, there would be complete total chaos. Unfortunately, tonight was just chaos. It shouldn't have been chaos. It just should have been me and somebody else just going and duking it out in a freaking parking lot and him just getting his ass beat because he needed to get his ass beat cuz he was talking too much dog [ __ ] and that's just the way that it is. I'm sorry. I'm old school. It's like man I grew up and it's like you want to be this way, you want to do that and you want to be that way. Let's go duke it out and get it done and the next day do it. If we're good, we're good. If not, dude, we duck you the couple number times. That's fine. But this right here, this is all [ __ ] This is something this guy started months and months and months and months ago because he thought I was over here on his girl and whatever. I wasn't on his girl even though I could have his girl several months before he even met her. But blah blah blah, whatever. >> Yeah, it gets deep, dude. It's just a bunch of [ __ ] He's just a little punk and he's just pissed off. And you know, you guys happen to be there at the right time at the right time when he was getting his ass beat. But you know, he's the one that threatened me a couple weeks back. Well, actually couple months back. But it is what it is. I would have rather just taken him outside and just whooped his ass in the parking lot and been done with it. But you know, everybody's got to get theirs whatever. I don't believe in calling you guys for domestic [ __ ] and scrap. So we're going to scrap. Let's go scrap. Be done with it. If one of us winds up in a situation, well, well, that's just the way that it is. What was your name again, sir? >> Officer Colbert. >> Colbert. Colbert. All right. Well, [ __ ] >> Maybe on your day off, maybe we can go and have a little drink or two. >> Yeah, I doubt that'll happen, but I'm sure your wife won't allow that to happen. Yeah, your wife be like, "Hell no, you better go some dude. N ain't happening. She smack you beside your head. You' be a domestic violence right there. Uhuh. Yeah, you be scrapping. That's fine. I get it. How long you been married? >> Uh about 12 years. >> 12 years. Holy [ __ ] That's not bad. That's a good line. I do. I was married for 25. >> Oh yeah. >> Literally half my life, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Not easy, dude. Not easy. It's not easy. Hopefully you got a good marriage though. You got a good marriage? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Good. How old are you if you don't mind me asking? >> I'm 44. >> 44. And your wife, if you don't mind me. >> How old is she? >> Yeah, >> she's the same age. >> Same age. Oh, well, [ __ ] That's good. Perfect. Yeah. I think my wife is like three years older than me. Two years old. Two. About two years older than me. Yeah. My wife was a a red head and she was born on Halloween. >> No. Yeah. >> Yeah. No. [ __ ] you not. Halloween, bro. Red head on Halloween. Come on, dude. That's just Yeah. I don't know how I dealt with it for as long as I did. I did. She was good. She's a good person. >> Okay. Okay. So, what I'm doing here, just >> printing out all my dates for my courts and yes, my insuranceances and everything I need to sign. So, then yes, I do. >> So, Tim, what >> I got you, sir. >> I I I changed the citation. >> Okay. It It's still a disorderly conduct citation, but I issued it as a city ordinance citation. >> Okay. >> Rather than referring it as a DA charges. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I I don't understand the difference. >> You're not required to appear on this one. >> Okay. Okay. Um, if you wanted to take it to court, you can. If you want to appeal, you there's you still have a court date. Is all the same. >> Are there fines that I need to pay? >> There are fines. The bottom out is 26350. Okay. >> 1357. >> That's fine. I'll just pay I'll just pay I'll just pay this [ __ ] I just I don't want to go to court. I did enough in that [ __ ] Dude, >> I'm going to grab your stuff and let you out. Okay. >> That's fine. Yeah. Please, sir. Timothy was found guilty for disorderly conduct and required to pay a $263 fine.