How much have you had to drink? Probably two. Two drinks. We were out together at Blue Monkey. Okay. And we had a couple tequila shots and we all ate dinner. Like it wasn't a thing. Like there's not a reason. But on the way home, there was a couple of them like, "Hey, tomorrow this is happening. This and that." You know what I mean? Like it wasn't a Okay. I think it's on that side. What do you need? Uh, your driver's license, insurance, and registration. Yeah, somebody somebody has it because it's in the Cool. Watch that wire. Well, you asked me for some [ __ ] You've already got [ __ ] on somebody else. Ma'am, listen to me. Stop and listen to me. I just got here. All right. I don't have your driver's license. I don't have your insurance. I already have it. Who has it? I don't [ __ ] No. Okay. My license in the car. Okay. Well, then find somebody who does if I fall again. Come here. Come here. Come here. Get out of the middle of the road. If you touch me, get out of the middle of the road. If you touch Get out of the middle of the road. So 23, can I get another unit started my way? I'm not. Do you have your driver's license insurance? No, somebody somebody does have it because I had it in my car, huh? Somebody has it. Does anybody here have her license? Who are you here when you when I got here? Who? Uh, I was here. I was the first one here. Okay. And you were seeing the passenger seat and you asked me for I asked for. Okay. So, where's your driver's license? It's been here. I haven't I haven't gone anywhere, right? Have I gone anywhere? No. I have two. There's no sense in having no attitude. Okay. Period. It don't matter how many master degrees you have. It don't matter none of that. I need your driver's license. Matters is because you're going to I need your driver's license and insurance. [Music] Do you want me to hand it to you separately in all kinds of fashion? Oh, that's great. Okay. What do you want? Your driver's license. [Music] Okay. Let me say it. No. Do you need to hold it here? Yes, ma'am. I do. Okay. Thank you. I'm just um No, it's in writing. Here's the deal. Okay. You can pull it up on your phone. That's fine. I know because I don't have it in print. I don't That's fine. That's fine. Here's the deal. I know. I don't need all the attitude. Okay. I'm not You've been involved in an accident. Okay. You've admitted to drinking to me. You're falling. You're stumbling around. I am. I'm really not trying to. I've had a a night out and I'm not. So, we're we're not going to do this. Okay. I need your insurance. I need to see your insurance. It's progressive. I don't know how to look it up. I to be honest my ex-husband's military 123 091 zebra Tom Paul 091 ZTP I'll be right back with Hey, miss. Yes, sir. John, you fill this out for me by chance. I got an ink pan older. In your own words, what happened? Pretty self-explanatory. 21. I don't know where we are. You just told me 219. That'll be your address. Okay. The TPZ. 091 is ZTP. Okay. ZTP 91. Oh, Z TP. Oh, I still made it hard. Z TP. Okay. Right. Yes. 108 123. No, I'm 104. No, she's calmed down quite a bit. 104. Okay. Right here is just a short narrative of what happened. I I don't I really You don't know? Okay. If you if you don't have a statement, that's fine. Is that legible? Unaware. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Okay. All right. So, here's my next question. Would you be willing to perform some pilbriety for me? If you want me to, I will. Okay. I'll walk around. Do whatever you want. No, we don't need all that. Just come right up here for me. Your phone. Your phone's there on the ground. Yeah. Right there in front of my unit. face. Yeah, it's cold. I understand. Stand right there where he is. Okay. Facing you. Facing me. All right. Move off the vehicle. I'm not great. All right. Feet together. Heel to heel, toe to toe, arms at each side. Okay, stay in that position. Okay, can you see the tip of my finger? Okay, when I tell you to follow it with your eyes and your eyes only, do you understand? Yes. Do you wear contacts or glasses or have any medical issues? I wear contacts. You have them in right now? Yes, they are. Okay, that's a lot. Okay, I'm going to start over. Okay. No, it's fine. It's just still is Okay. Your eyes and your eyes in my head. Yeah. I knew I was though. Yes, ma'am. Right. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Okay. Eyes and your eyes only. I'm going to do it. Okay. No, I'm going to do it. Eyes and your eyes only. I think I know I I got in my head for a second. Okay, I'm going I'm going to go up. Okay. No, you're fine. I may I may go out of sight. Okay. Just keep looking up. Okay. Up here. Follow it. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Uh, whose vehicle is this right here? I don't know. It's not mine. Could you Could you pull it up? Mine's in the weeds. Mine is in the trees. Oh my god. That's pretty level right there. This hurts so bad. Your arm? Yeah. This My forearm hurts really bad. Is it? Well, fine. Maybe I cut anywhere. Let's Let's check that out before we continue this. Okay. But only my forearm hurt. Yeah, I see a pretty good knot there. What about What about your shoulder? Do you have your seat belt or anything on? I always wear my seat belt, but I don't feel it. This This is the only thing I feel to to be honest. Like the only thing that bothers me is my form. I'm going to let them check you out before we go any further. Okay. I thought they had already done all that. No, it's fine. My apologies. No, no, but I'm I'm literally fine. I'm in her I'm in a goddamn doctor, you guys. Okay. What about your other arm? Just this one? No, it's not. Back, shoulder, neck. No, I'm like Okay. Well, I have I literally can jump up. I can do everything, but this is the only thing. Like, it looks like I might have broke broke it. Now, you just got bruised real bad from the airbag deployment. So, it's the only thing I'd be concerned about. Yeah, it's not broken. We got life net on the way to check you out. Okay. I'm not I'm not Well, just come over here and stand right over here until lifeet gets here. Okay. I'm I'm Yeah, just stand right there until lifeet gets here. Where' you say y'all was out having drinks at? Blue monkey. Blue monkey. Yeah. It's okay. It's just my team building. Whatever. You be willing to take a PBT for me? Huh? You'd be willing to take a PBT for me? What's that? For the prelim preliminary breath test. No, sure. Um, but you know, one of my girls is her husband is Andrew. Andrew who? Um, Denov. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's that's one of my girls. So, all right. need a Oh, is it? Okay. I'm going to do Come right over here. No, no, I'm not doing everything. Okay, we'll finish everything else when life gets here then. Okay. Cuz with the clues on your eyes, you I'm not an [ __ ] that you're I didn't say you would, but like I know the law and I know the letter law. You know what? Then you know I don't I don't disagree with it. I'm not being out. Then you know it's against the law to drink and drive. I know. Yes. You know what I'm saying? I [ __ ] it all the way up. So I know with your eyes I can tell you had quite a little bit. You're stumbling, can't stand up, and you're falling. Yes. You're you're not wrong. I [ __ ] all pay for it. I'm going to let I'm going to let Lifenet check you out before we go any f further with any test. Okay. I'm sorry. Look, I haven't [ __ ] up in my life ever. Do you need to sit down? You can go back to your vehicle and sit down for a minute. Careful not Jesus. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. My legs are all do what? Ma'am, I said my legs are all way up over there. I kept waiting for somebody else. You know what I mean? half. Do what now? I said I'm not coming. I'm just moving out of her view set. You're good. Ma'am, is my car home? What? What is it, ma'am? Tell her I'll come over there and talk to her in just a minute. Okay. Sorry. Do what, ma'am? What was she wondering about your car? Can Can I drive home? No. Your car is There's no way you can drive that home, man. Can I call somebody? Can I call somebody? I don't know that yet. Hang on. I'm going to let Lifenet check you out with your with with your level of intoxication. We'll we'll we'll go from there. Okay. I'm I'm done. You're you're Can I get a ride home? You can't wait. I'm getting out. Go ahead and hang up the phone right now, man. Okay. Number one, she was wanting to get pretty mad. I didn't want to kind of jump out in the middle of the highway in a pool. But I wanted somebody to watch her while I went and saw these people, got their information from Hi, ma'am. Step back over there, please. Yeah, step back cuz we're having a conversation. So, so, so it doesn't pertain back over there and I'm going to give you one more chance before I go. But she had handcuffs for disorderly conduct. She's done admitted to drinking tonight. I done an eye test on her, but then lifeet she started complaining of some pain and some pain. So, lifeet checked her out. So, I quit them for a moment. When they check her out, I'll run through them again if she wants to. If not, I'll just hook her up and she's already admitted to drinking. I saw enough clues on her eyes. Yes, sir. What's going on? I'm going to go get their information real fast, sir. You want to call her by name? I have not ran her yet. Come here. Put your hands up here. Just turn around. Put your hands up here. I'm not going to listen to your mouth. You're intoxicated. You wreck your car. You're going to jail. I'm not going to listen to your mouth. I hope you understand as well as I did because I died down. Good. I'm not scared. That's a little bit tight. Is that a badge number, [ __ ] Good luck. Give it to me right now. It's Sergeant Con number 148. Oh, I know. Good luck. Deputy Cwell, batch 365. Oh, no. I know Callwell. You want to talk to him? Hello. Hey, my name's Neil. I'm a paramedic. I don't care who are you. You don't want to talk to a paramedic? No, because it's hurting my wrist at the moment. Okay. Just relax your wrist, ma'am, and they won't hurt. I don't need them. I'm just here to check. Just relax them and they won't hurt them. Okay. All we going to do is sign something. I'm going have them sign something. Can I sign it with my wrist behind? No, ma'am. They They're in charge right now. Okay. Welcome. Yeah. So, you don't want any of our care? You don't want us doing No, check me all the way to Okay. Okay. Just ask a few questions here. Okay. First. Okay. What's your name? Michelle. Michelle, how old are you? 41. Okay. What happened? I have no [ __ ] idea. I hit a slick spot and then I hit the tree. You hit a slick spot and then you hit the tree. Okay. Did you have your seat belt on? Yes. You did have your seat belt on. Are you hurting anywhere? I have a headache. Am I Did you hit your head? I did. Where at? Right there. A little bump right there. Okay. Are you having any trouble seeing? No. Uh, no. You're not having any trouble seeing right now? Not other than my flashing? Yes, I'm fine. You're fine? Okay. Okay. Um, you I can I can tell you my Are you diabetic? No, you're not diabetic. Okay. No, I'm 5'5, 140 lbs, and I'm [ __ ] Okay. Well, I don't have anything to do with diabetic. Ask your medical history. Ask your medical history. Diabetes history. Okay. There there's a smell of diabetes and I was just getting just liquor. That's fine. All right. Got it. I have no I have no I'm just going I'm just going to have you sign I'm going to have them sign something if you don't want to go to the hospital. We're good or there they got you. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and put her in the car. Come on over here. Walk. No. Walk. Walk. I I need to ask. Walker. I'm going to make you walk. No, I haven't got the Why am I being detained? You're not. You're being arrested. Because why? PWI without what? I've got your admission of guilt as well. What admission of guilt? What admission of guilt, please? Can I have the admission of guilt, please? Okay, you can't say it. That's cuz you're Watch your hands. I don't want you to hurt yourself. Lean back. The last was for her. She uh I'm going to go get their information for the fence damage and all that. on my unit. I do have some right here. Do what, ma'am? Agreed to anything he said. You don't have to agree, ma'am. I know that I don't. I know the goddamn law. Okay. Okay. Yes, ma'am. I'll be right back. Hello. Hi. How are you? Well, I was doing really good. I understand. Good work. I understand. Uh, do you know Shelby Terry? I do. Really good. Pat and Shelby are really good friends. And I saw Sher and I thought, "Aha!" Yes, ma'am. Uh, I guess that's your fence. I need to get all your information for the accident report. Do you want to step in where it's warm or do it right here? Let's do that. Uh, let me get her back cuz she will I don't want her to bite me. She won't. Okay. Well, she won't bother me as long as she won't bite me. No, she doesn't. Or or run out on us. I don't want her to run out on us either. Hey, she's friendly. Quit. Long as she's friendly. Have a seat. I can stand up right over here if that's all right with you. I'll get then I'll sit down. You got You got it wrote down already. No. Oh. Uhhuh. I can write it down for you. No, I can write it. You got your ID on you? It'll be easier. Going to be the one fixing it. He gave a prize. This guy, that one over there in that truck fixing to be over here, I guess you went right over there. Yeah, he's got our sister. That man cost me a lot of money. I don't know if anything we got married down the biggest that cost me more money than anything. Yeah, wives do that. How you doing? Pretty good. I keep on giving and taking. Hello, sir. Hi. How are you doing? Pretty good. You doing better? Probably close to right. I didn't realize it just got a section like that about two. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Oh, we can't do it right now. I'm I'm not getting you out. Huh? I need to get out of the car. Okay. You can't get out of the car. Come on. Look at that. Stick out my unit. Yes, sir. Okay. I was wondering how I got in there. I took it out of her back pocket up. Good thing there. Yes, sir. I've got the report started. You want me to hang around for the record? go ahead and get her to the jail. I'll stick around for that. I'm doing I'm doing a toe slip anyway. So, okay. I'm going to head to the jail with her and thank you. Mhm. I have a friend who's also Ernie, sir. Who's also a what man? He's a goddamn you. He's a me. Yeah. In John, Arkansas. And he says I have to be. Okay. Listen, if he if he won't let me out of the car, I'm going to call the goddamn I don't I don't care. I just I just want to be I'm not going to let you out of the car, ma'am. Run away. I'm not going to let you out of the car. I said, "Why?" Can you tell me why? Because you're in custody for DWI, ma'am. Oh, because why? Because you're intoxicated, ma'am. Okay. Okay. [Music] Don't you fall over that. I'm not going to fall over that. I promise. Here's the report number. I wrote it down for you. Here's my name and here's the sheriff's office number. Okay. Okay. Great. It usually takes roughly 72 hours to get a report and all that. So, maybe call Tuesday morning. Okay. going to turn all this into her insurance or Yes, it'll be turned in. It'll it'll be uh I'm doing a report on it. Okay. So, it'll be all turned in and that will be on that so that I can And your name will be in here as the property owner in my report. Okay. And then I call So, I can call the insurance. Yes, ma'am. Right, Kelly? Yes, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the adjuster will call you. The adjuster will be Yeah. The adjuster probably call you. Yeah. So, and if you don't hear from them, you'll have all the information. You can contact them. Okay. Okay. Okay. Great. Yes, ma'am. Uhhuh. Y'all have a better night. Thank you guys. Yes, sir. Throw that in there. That way when I get I'll just hook it up and check. Yeah, absolutely. How's that, ma'am? How many? How's that? Do you know? I think that was okay. You think that you understand? I never said that. That's the 123. Been right to the jail. This J2 beginning mileage 2939827. I'm out of jail. Never. CMS comments added. My wife also knows that. I'm not making illegal choices, ma'am. Yeah. And you break the law of speeding. I'm not speeding, ma'am. I'm I'm not speeding. Our car was advised of the eviction. Do do what, ma'am? Like you're I just I don't see how you think that this is a good situation. It's not a good situation. Yeah. I No. Bigger bigger than you and bigger than me. like I have a big job and you have a big job and I understand ma'am and I hate that I hate that we're put in this situation. I don't think you know how many people who work in your office come and see you okay and well I I have a job to do. No no I I have 100% understanding of that I believe Do you still have her driver's license? I'm not I'm not undermining even any sense of that word. I'm just saying I think you told me you had had drink and you and you Andrew like me. It's fine. Okay. It's all that I have. Okay. I'm just I'm not just some random [ __ ] Whatever degree. Never stated you was, ma'am. Excuse me. I never stated you was. Okay. And I'm not trying to play it hard. That's It's not really something I do, but but your colleagues are all Yes, ma'am. Okay. Yes. That still don't make the situation tonight right. I said that still don't make the situation that happened tonight right. 127. That still don't give you where you can drink and drive. I'm going to be out at Mr. voice sitting on the porch. Did what? I didn't say you did hurt anybody, ma'am. I'm just I'm not I'm not I'm not Well, I guess I lost them. I just need to be do do what? Ma'am. Good. employees black man first Michael I just remember giving them to you to show the medic 27 can you readise the year can you read the year will I take you to work tomorrow no ma'am No, I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] No, I trying to keep I didn't say you was trying to be an [ __ ] man. Let me turn this down. I said I didn't say you was trying to be an [ __ ] man. I understand. I mean, but we can't be drinking and driving. Nobody Nobody likes to be in that situation. No, ma'am. We're going to the Garland County Jail. We're going to the Garland County Jail. I have We're almost there. Okay. Okay. Stop, please. Do what? What is it, ma'am? I need to pee. Okay, we're almost there. No, stop. I'm not stopping. Your decision. You're not going to stop on the side of the road anywhere. Uh, no, ma'am. You can't. It's not. Actually, stop. So, I'm not stopping till we get to the jail, ma'am. Excuse me? No, ma'am. I'm not stopping until we get to the jail. Okay. But there is law that says I can stop. No, ma'am. Do you want me to recite it for you? Sure. You want to stop and let me goddamn [ __ ] pee? Sure, you can recite it. You got about 35 seconds to stop and let me pee on the side of the road. I'm not stopping, ma'am. Good. I like it. You know why? And you know what I also love is two master's degree in science and three physiology. Okay. Go ahead. Heat. Heat. Mhm. Heat. Heat. That's so 123. 23 out of the jail. Ending mileage 29406. CFS comments added. Hello. Hey, Deputy Cwell. Batch 365. Have one female. I will need BAC. Thank you. Thank you. Central to booking J2 Sally Port will need BAC. There's a oneway [Music] Heat. Heat. CFS comments added. Watch your step. Okay, hang on. Let me get that off of you. I don't want that to hang you up. All right, we're walking right over there to that door right over there. Ma'am, watch your step right here. Okay, hold up. I need the pizza. Right over here, ma'am. Okay. As soon as she does her deal, we'll get you in the restroom. Okay. I got to run back after Britney. Britney, I do not know Britney. [Music] What? Yes. I'll be right back in.