Do you have You know, maybe you should go into freaking law school and fix the system cuz what the [ __ ] is this? >> I don't want to do math and stuff like that though. >> I don't think that that's involved with doing >> I would but like I don't know if I want to like take the time to do it cuz it's like a lot of work. I just like I'm still just trying to figure out like why they like the judge would just do that. Like I'm just like so confused. Like I just don't understand. >> I know. We're not supposed to talk like that on the phone. I don't I don't either. >> And I need to tell you something else but I can't tell you right now. >> How are we supposed to do that? >> Did Jim tell you what happened before court? Before I went into court? >> No. >> Okay. Then yeah, we got to talk about that cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] was. It wasn't with the judge him either. There was other people involved. Hello. >> Hey. >> Hey. I washed my hair. >> Yay. How's it feel? >> What? >> You're not on Facebook, right? >> What? >> Just making sure. >> Why why is he not allowed on Facebook? >> Because he has no self-control. >> [laughter] >> So, did you um Okay, so you washed your hair. That feels good. How about your scalp and your forehead? Does that feel good? >> Yeah, but I need to I want to I need a brush. I'm trying to get a brush. >> Oh, there was not a brush for me to buy. How do you get a brush? >> No, I I don't want to buy a brush until I I know I'm going to be here a long time but there's a couple girls here with brushes. >> Oh, okay. >> I don't know where she at though. So, I'm about to look at her window. Oh, she's asleep. Never mind. She's asleep. >> Okay. >> But yeah, I really need one. >> I know. I wish you had one. I mean, so what if you're not going to be there a long time? You still have one, right? >> Huh? >> Who cares if you're not going to be there for a long time? Get a brush. >> Well, it's too late now, so >> Yeah. >> I don't know who else who got a brush. No one out here got a brush. >> Only one person has a brush? >> Two people. And they both sleep. >> Can you finger through it? >> I know. I want to get my scalp. >> Oh. Yeah. Oh, you have a message from Kenzie. It's your app on the phone. >> I'll be right back. >> Okay, honey. >> Hold on. >> Open secure. You should enable your Face ID. That's what I do. Then you don't have to type anything. >> Kenzie, true crime >> Okay, no. >> You get to see >> Okay, good. You see what I bought you? Cinnamon toast. >> All right, I'm back. >> Okay. >> I heard the chat. >> Oh, I miss her. >> She misses you, too. >> Me and Don just adopted cats, and now we're both not there to take care of the cats. >> Right. >> Okay. >> Is that right, Alfie? >> Take care of these cats temporarily. That's what mamas do. Listen, I'm the grandma to these cats. That's what we do. >> Aw. >> Hey, ALFIE. SHE'S SO VOCAL. >> AND LIKE AND LIKE SHE almost like died or whatever, and then like the one dude's like [ __ ] freaking out here when I had it cuz he saw the all like traps and these cages and [ __ ] >> Really? >> But it's like But yeah, but this is like what she talks about is she's like she's like, "Yeah, um >> I'm listening. >> I'm trying to think of like exactly what it is. But she's like, "Yeah, like um She talks about it being an angel. >> I know. I'm glad we have a cat that meows. Like I never like came that in my life until we got our cat. >> Right. Oh my god, remember when we first got her and she was like crawling around the kitchen cuz she was in heat. Remember that? >> Oh my goodness. Yes, that was so annoying. >> Remember that she was crawling? >> Yes, I hated that. >> Me, too. That was so weird. And she was all drippy. Remember? Gross. >> Yeah, she was so Yes. >> Crawling around the kitchen with Oh my god. >> Like to get robbed and stuff extra. I know. It's not good robbing here. We're like, "You can't rob me, Mommy. It's not right." >> Nope. So >> just wrong. >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> I can't That's right. Oh my god. >> Kendra would be like, "Mommy." >> Yeah, like no. No, this is not a healthy rub. No. Oh my god, that's funny. >> Yeah, I keep thinking about like what would it like the daycare families like they probably just like think like I'm just like so I don't know like >> No, they don't. They know that they don't. I promise. They've all reached out to me. >> Huh? >> They all reached out to me. It's free town lady, too. Honey, everybody knows. Okay? >> Yeah. >> So, don't don't think about that. People that know you know that this is [ __ ] People that don't know you are ignorant and they're talking out of their ass. So. >> It's just stressful. >> I know it is. It's [ __ ] wrong is what it is. Mhm. >> Yeah. I don't know, though. >> But that's okay. That's okay. We're just going to stay the course and fight fight fight. While you're there, go to school. Right? Do what you got to do. >> I'm going to do it. >> You know, maybe you should go into freaking law school and fix the system. Cuz what the [ __ ] is this? >> Mhm. I don't want to do math and stuff like that, though. >> I don't think that that's involved with doing that. >> but like I don't know if I want to like take the time to do it cuz it's like a lot of work. >> Yeah. But you have time. Right? And you are an amazing arguer. >> I'm audio. >> You know what I mean? Cuz you are you're based on fact and you tell people what it is and you don't stop. People need that. Look at how you defend people that have been wronged, Kenzie. They need you. >> I just like I'm still just trying to figure out like why would like the judge would just do that? Like I'm just like so confused. Like I just don't understand like >> I know we're not supposed to talk like that on the phone. I don't I don't either. >> And I need to tell you something else that I can't tell you right now. >> Mhm. How are you supposed to do that? >> Did Jim tell you what happened before court? Before I went into court? >> No. >> Okay. Then yeah, we got to talk about that cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] was. >> Mhm. >> It wasn't with the judge Tim either. It was other people involved. It was in a different courtroom. >> What? >> Yeah. I was in another courtroom before I went into the other courtroom to get sentenced. >> You mean the verdict? To hear the verdict? >> Yeah. >> Where you were? >> Mhm. >> Okay. Uh after Monday when we you know, start the other process and then everything will will be will come out. Okay? And then we'll be able to communicate. >> Well, did you ask um Jim how long I'm going to like it's going to take for me to leave here? >> Jim doesn't know that, honey, but I'll ask him. Chubba. Did you hear it? >> Mhm. >> She has the highest little meow meow. And she's such a turd. You think it would be all guttural and nasty. >> Yeah. I love this. >> She's kind of warmed up a little bit. >> I know, you told me. >> Yeah. It's kind of nice. >> What time is it? I don't feel like looking. >> 9:32. >> So we have a little bit left. 45 is when I have to go in. >> Yeah. >> I'm almost done with this Harry Potter book and I don't want to be done with it. >> And they take like 7 days to get to you. What do you want me to do? >> I don't know. Maybe like start sending it and see how long it would take for it to get here. >> Okay. I'm going to send you three and four. >> No, and five. I need I need three at a time. >> Okay. >> Okay. I was about to say why don't you just send me the whole [ __ ] series like >> You know what books are super super long? >> Uh >> Like super long? Lord of the Rings. >> I'm not reading that. >> Are you sure? Well, it takes a lot of time and that's a good story. >> What's it about? >> Um hobbits, fairies, wizards. >> Let me read Harry Potter first. >> Okay. >> I also kind of want to read The Maze Runner. >> Ooh, that's a good series, too. >> And it's crazy cuz I remember being in elementary school and being like, "Damn, these Harry Potter books are big as [ __ ] Like who the [ __ ] reads them?" Now I'm reading them. >> Yeah, and and they're quick reads. >> Yeah, I know. I don't like that. I thought they weren't. >> Yep. That's a good book when they're quick reads like that. >> I really need a brush, though. >> Yeah. >> Nienie, do you have a brush or a comb? It's okay if you take them out. Let me use the comb, please. They'd be using like pieces of a comb to like put in their piercings to keep their piercings open. >> Oh. Mommy Kitty's kneading the rainbow caterpillar. >> Really? Oh my god, I miss I miss Mommy Kitty. >> I know. >> Yeah, and I've been missing heavy pieces. I'm [ __ ] with you. I know. Thank you, Nienie. >> That's actually a good idea. >> You fried as [ __ ] This [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] up. Oh my god. Okay, I got a comb. >> Good. >> Hold on, let me middle part my hair real quick, real quick. Hold on. >> I need y'all to take a shower today, too. >> Okay, listen. So, Danny goes to school Monday, right? No, Thursday. Right? So, we wake up at like 6:00 in the morning, 6:30. Are you there? Hello. >> Hey. Hi. >> Hey, Mom. So, listen to this. So, Danny starts school on Thursday, right? >> Okay. >> So, we wake up at like 6:00, 6:30, and she's getting ready. And she has like 10 minutes before she has to go to school. She calls me downstairs, and she goes, "Mom, will you help me?" I said, "What?" She goes, "I want to do my makeup." I'm like, "What do you want to do?" She's like, "Like that dark smoky eye." I'm like, "Danny, you have to go to school in like 10 minutes." I bought you all this makeup like months ago for you to start practicing so you could do this. We can't do this right now. What the [ __ ] But, Danny he to be a boy. But he wants to be a boy. >> Right. So, she was trying to put the She was trying to do it and it wasn't working properly. So, she's like smudging it all over the place. And she goes, "Just forget." I'm like, "Danny, you were supposed to like practice with this like months ago. You can't do this like right before school." Yeah. >> What I wonder I would do her makeup for her before school. >> Yeah. And she was like, "Maybe we should just go to Sephora or something and have them show me how to do it." I'm like, "I wish Mackenzie was here. Friggin dammit." >> Yes, that'll be so fun. I would love to do that with her. >> Yes. >> Do you know my friend Celeste? >> Yeah. >> Have reach out to her. I got 10 minutes though. >> Oh. >> My friend Celeste can help Danny do makeup and [ __ ] Celeste did my makeup. >> the kayak girl, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> My All my friends are just like crazy. Like she really just like did a full set of makeup like to just go kayaking. She She just I just love her. >> Me, too. I like her, too. I forgot about her. Okay, I'll message her. >> I don't know if she She You know, she probably like supports me. I was going to say, I don't know if she like hates me. >> I'm sure she does not. Mackenzie, anybody that knows you knows you. Okay? I'm sure she does not. >> Hold on. Let me put my hair. Oh, [ __ ] I just got dizzy as [ __ ] >> Well, be careful. >> I'm going to get her to stay straight though. I need to be like really straight. Hold on. >> Well, maybe that morning I might Are you there? >> You have 1 minute left. >> Oh. >> Maybe that morning just wet it down a little bit and brush it and smooth it out. >> I'm going to. >> Yeah, just a little bit though, not a lot. >> I know. I only have a couple minutes left. I'm going to call you again though. >> Wait, it's It's almost 9:40. It's 9:38. >> I know, I have 5 minutes. I mean, um >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, I'm going to call you back right now. I love you. Bye. >> Okay, I love you. Bye. >> There are people here like all the time. Like who is calling? >> Who is that? >> This has been here for a long >> I love you. What are you doing? I love you. >> I love you. >> That'd be crazy, bro. >> You are so cute. Come here. >> [snorts] >> I wish the dog Oh my god, you see the cat is [ __ ] the dog up, too. >> I know. >> You babies. >> Charlie would like never >> What are you doing? Baby. >> Hi, baby. >> What are you doing, baby black? What are you doing? >> He's dead. I just found him sleeping on the couch. >> This thing is so freaking >> I know. >> I pulled the bread out of the bag and put it on. >> That's my phone, baby. >> 3 minutes Mommy. >> See, but what else are you going to eat with this? >> Mama. >> Did you read >> You baby. Baby. >> Or some [ __ ] cuz there's these two dogs >> Hello. Precious. Don't touch me, baby. You're sweet. You're so sweet. >> Danny. >> What's that? Some kind of stopping >> thing right Do you want me to do that for you? Okay, so that's I'm just going to verify your email address with you, okay? >> Come here. >> Q U I T >> Mommy. >> Do you know what I mean? So >> It's so weird. >> I'm not eating that. >> Yeah, right. I feel like he's just >> Actually, can't >> Look at my baby. >> There's no personal anything. >> Mommy. You're the sweetest. I love you. >> He's so >> What? What? And then you Baby queen. >> I had to cut the handles off of that. Oh my god, why is baby Grey so cute? Hi. You're such a beautiful kitten. You're very sweet. >> What I did is like I know I >> Absolutely. >> Come through for pride on YouTube shorts. Visit youtube.com backslash >> [snorts] >> Smokey. Cam, look at me. Hey. Hello. Meow. >> Lucky [ __ ] dude. >> Jimmy. Look how pretty you are, Mommy. Jimmy, you need to calm yourself down. It's not a treat for you. Like 5'5" between 5'5" and 5'9". You go home and catch up later.