What's the best my phone number? Well, for the for the report, yes, ma'am. Oh, I have some All right, give me the pen. No. No, because it's not It's a black pen. Okay. 2010 Chevrolet two-door, black, valid license. What happened? She was wearing it as We're going back to the hotel. The light screen all of a sudden, boom. No, it's three. 300 Contact. It goes through the hotel uniform by the pool. What's the best want my phone number? Well, for the for the report, yes, ma'am. What's the best way that the DHSMV can get in contact? Are you injured at all? No, I'm not. Okay. Is this your vehicle? Are you the registered owner? Okay. Yeah. You want to check it? No, no, no, that's fine. Go ahead and check it. Do you have your license by any chance? Okay. Oh, yeah, if you have it. Do you know where your license is at, ma'am? And do you happen to possibly have your registration and insurance? Uh I just gave you that, right? No, ma'am, I have your license. Okay. Well, I will give you that right now. Okay. it, and if you want it right now, I'll give it to you. Okay. Are you okay with that? Yeah, absolutely. Take your time. Sign that up there for me. Just give me 1 second, okay? And then, again, I'm just trying to figure out what exactly happened as far as how did the crash occur. I They stopped a little bit short of the traffic light? Yeah, and I I I bumped into one and it was it's totally my fault. I I They They stopped quick and it was I was trying to go home. That's what totally my fault and I'll pay for the damages and then I All right, just give me 1 second, okay? All righty. You're not going to let me go, are you? Have I done anything but stand here and talk to you? I haven't I'm are you going to let me go or not? We're dealing with the accident right now, aren't we? So, that's what we're doing. Okay, but are you going to let me go or not? I am dealing We are dealing with an accident at the moment. Tell me the truth, seriously. This deputy is going to have a conversation with you. Hello. You all right? You're not going to let me go, are you? What? That's why you brought a female officer. So, I'm just here to make sure it's safe for you to drive. That's all. Yeah. So, to get in the car with me? Have you ever been diagnosed with a speech impediment? No. No. So, it's normal for you to just slur your words? I have always been a little insane. Where were you coming from? Work. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I I don't know where that is. I I see your shirt now. Okay. Where were you heading to? Home. He stopped and I was trying to get home and he stopped and I was trying to get home. How do I show you I'm home. I'm going home. Where do you live at down here in this area? Yes. Okay. All right. So, like I said, I'm going to take a look at your eyes, make sure it's safe for you to be driving, okay? Any physical defects? Any bionic body parts? Cadavar knees? Titanium hips? Anything of that nature? One leg longer than the other? Glass or prosthetic eye? They both look real. I have to ask. It's a weird question. So, stand there. Your arms down at your side. I want you to just focus on the top of my pen, right here. to give me a I know what you're doing. What am I doing? I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. And I did 8 years. Yes. I know what you're trying to do. What am I trying to do? I just want to look at your eyes. Do you have any questions? Yeah, I already know what you're doing. Cuz you're going to flash a light in my eyes. You're going to see if they're switching back and forth. You're going to know if I've been drinking or not. Okay. So, I'd like to take a look at your eyes. Are you going to allow me to do that? But see, here's the thing is I've already told you that I already know what you're doing. Okay. And I can tell you what you're doing. And I see my car right here. So, what does that tell you? That tells you that I already know. That shows that I'm com- I know what I'm dealing with. You can say your eyes are green or hazel. My eyes are green. Green? All right. So, I want you to focus here, okay? Okay. Are you going to follow the stimulus or are you just going to look away? Can you focus for like 2 minutes so we can do this? Okay. Why do you keep closing your eyes every time I try to move the stimulus? You're obviously going to take me. Are you in handcuffs right now? Take my car in a safe place. Okay. I don't want you to stare at me, either. I want you to follow What do you want? I've told you multiple times. I want you to follow the top of the pen with your eyes and your eyes only, okay? Okay. Why do you keep looking away? Because you're the pen. All right, give me the pen. No, you is You want to see my eyes? I do and I've told you I want you to follow this pen. Show the light in them. Okay. Can you see the top right there? No, because it's not it's a black pen. Okay. You're shining light in my eyes. It doesn't make any sense. Okay, so I can see your eyes. You can't see my eyes if you're shining light in them. So I think I think your level of impairment is making this a little difficult for you. I am just a [ __ ] tired bartender, okay? Do I have any idea how much of I just want to go home. I'm a bartender, bro. I just want to go home. It was an accident. It was a [ __ ] stupid thing. I will pay for it. All right, ma'am. Can you see this line I laid down? know what you're using. Are you comfortable in your sneakers or would you like to take them off? What do you want me to do? Okay. If you're comfortable in those sneakers, what I'd like you to do is place your left foot on the line. I don't want you to start walking yet. Please go back to the top of the line, ma'am. What? Okay. So, what I want you to do is I want you to place your left foot on the line. That's your right foot. Why don't you place your left foot? This tape is not holding down. It's tape on the ground. Yeah, well. Okay. So, I want you to place your right foot in front of your left foot with your right heel touching your left toes. I don't want you to start walking yet. Go back to the top of the line, please. Okay, I need you to focus and pay attention, okay? Honey, you've met a ballerina. All right, so your left foot's on the line. Your right foot is in front of your left foot with your right heel touching your left toes. Your arms are down at your side. I don't want you to move until I tell you to begin. All right, honey. Are you arresting me or not? Are you in handcuffs? What do you want from me? I am trying to give you, like I've told you multiple times, I'm trying to give you every opportunity. me right now. Do you not want to cooperate with this investigation? honey, you're em- embarrassing me. How am I embarrassing you? Because you're either arresting me or not. Okay. Because I I just want to go home. I know you I'm tired. An accident happened and I have insurance and I was going to pay for it. So, your left foot's on the line, your right foot is in front of it, your right heel's touching your left toes, your arms are down at your side. Did you understand all those instructions? Okay, I haven't told you to start yet. I see this as a dollar sign. Not Okay. Well, if you're arresting me, just do it now. Amy, did you understand all those instructions I provided? Okay. Do you have any questions? I haven't told you to start yet. Okay. I have to make sure you understand what I'm asking of you. Yeah, I understand. And then you may begin. You know what I'm trying to do with this? Nothing you can Got it. So, next exercise is what's called a one-leg stand. Oh my god, you sound like my [ __ ] belly coach. Okay. It's what you sound like. Do you want to pay attention so I can give you the instructions? Yeah, well You sound like my belly coach, so sounds about right. Okay. So, I want you to stand with your feet together, your arms down at your side. So, heel to heel, toe to toe. Okay. So, when I tell you you're going to raise one foot of your choice, either your right or your left approximately 6 in off the ground, the size of a soda can. You're going to keep both legs straight. You're going to keep your arms down at your side. You're going to look at your raised foot and you're going to count out loud in the manner of 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004 until I tell you to stop. It'll look like this. 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005 until I tell you to stop. For any reason you have to put your foot down, I want you to bring it right back up and continue counting where you left off at. I don't want you to sway. I don't want you to hop. I don't want you to put your foot down or use your arms for balance. Do you understand all those instructions? Yes. Okay. Any questions? Any questions regarding the exercise? You sound like my ballet coach. Any reason you cannot complete this exercise? Because you sound like my ballet coach. Are you going to do the one leg stand? Okay. In the manner that I demonstrated. Okay. Are you going to Are you going to do it? Are you just going to keep doing ballet moves and dancing around? Do you want to do this last exercise? It's just yes or no. Okay. Well, if you let me go home. It's It's not a bargaining tool. It's either a yes or no. I want to see you. Okay. That wasn't the exercise that I just demonstrated and explained to you. All right. I'm not playing games anymore. Do not pull away. Do you understand? Can you please put it on the one key on the one key on the one key on the one console, please? Do you have anything on you that's going to poke, stick, or hurt me? Please, do you have someone who can come get your car? No, I don't. you have anything concealed in your bra? No, just No, just what? No, I I I pretended to have bigger boobs than I do, okay? Yeah, have a seat in the car, please. All right, have a seat. Just watch your head when you get in. I'm a bartender, all right. It is in my pores. It's all over my shirt. You want to test my shirt? I will take off my shirt right now and my pants right now because as a bartender, it's uncovered in it. I'm constantly soaked. So, the instrument is testing alcohol in your body, which is coming from deep lung air. Not from your shirt. So, and we've got 2 minutes and 30 seconds left. I'll ask you if you'd like to provide breath samples and we'll go from there, okay?