Come talk to me over here. Yes, sir. No, sir. Please don't talk to me, sir. not Come here. Come here. Come here. Please, sir. I'm trying to be as respectful as I can about this. I'm sorry. Come talk to me over here. speak to you real slow. Okay. calm down. I'm having a panic attack. So, what happened? It's a trailery issue. A trailery issue. 2203207 56 120 I got it right here in the middle of the road. Hey. Just When when did this happen? What happened? What I asked you for a minute to keep your distance because I don't want to talk to you. Okay, that's fine. Are you in any sort of danger or anything? Yeah. What happened? What happened? Huh? Can you talk to me? I can't. Can you let me calm down, please, sir? Do you want Can you come over here and talk to me? Can you talk to me? What's that? What's your name? What's your name? Bobby? B B O B B I? Okay. Ma'am, I'm trying to help you out. What happened? Ma'am, I need you out of the road. Ma'am, I need I need I need you on the road, please. You're fine. I need you on the road. I need you on the sidewalk, please. Ma'am, I need you on the sidewalk. Left. Go on the left side of sidewalk. Ma'am, I need you on the sidewalk, please. Huh? Go on. Hey, I need you out of the road. Hey, she's very combative saying she doesn't like cops. Telling me to f off and she's still walking eastbound on Oslo. Hey, listen. Okay, listen. Hey, can you calm down talk to me? My name is My name is Tim, okay? Your name's Bobby, right? So, Bobby, where where are you walking from right now? Huh? You don't remember You can't see without your glasses? Where are you coming from? What's that? Okay. Do you remember your direction of travel at all or Did something happen? Like, why do you have dirt all over you? What? Did something happen? Why do you have dirt all over you? What's that? Okay. Well, what what Where you Where are you coming from now? Huh? No, we're not. We're not. Just relax. Ma'am, you I'm having a [ __ ] panic attack. Okay. Do you want an ambulance? Yes, absolutely. Okay. Bring them out for you. And a friend. We'll all split the money. Have a big cut. Have a big funny party. Okay. So, ma'am, you're not free to leave at this time. Do you understand that? I don't care. Can you read me my rights? Sure. Okay. So, hang on for the car. We're going I'm not hanging out with you in the car. I'm going to stand in the car. I'll stand about this close. Okay, you can sit down, then. How about you sit down there? I'll sit over there that way. You sit down on the right there on the curb, okay? I can't see, honey. Okay. Or I'm going to put you in handcuffs and put you in the car. I disagree. Don't you think having a seat is a better option? I'm sorry. Are you trying to go back to jail? No. Okay. Well, then you can either comply or go to jail for obstruction. I don't know. Obstruction is being totally, totally, discombobulated as 20 millionaires. Okay, ma'am, can you have a seat for me? [ __ ] I just [ __ ] somebody in their butt. So, ma'am, are you going to take a seat or not? Um, if you give me a few minutes to back off, honey, please. Or completely ignore me like this sir did first. No. I need to see your, um, What, you got a gun? Ooh, kill me, please. Come on. I'm not [ __ ] Just got out 24 hours ago. I'm not [ __ ] I didn't fart just now, either. Okay, real quick. Okay. You said your name is Bobby, right? B O B B I? Yes. B O B B I. Okay, where are you coming from? I'm a star. There's a train coming. I'm a I'm a runner. You're where? I'm a sunshine kid. I don't know you. Sunshine state of mind, baby. Where do you Where do you live at, Bobby? I don't remember, sir. I'm homeless. You're homeless? Mhm. So, I'll pillow. What happened with all this dirt all over you? remember it, honey. I'm from the South. I play games all the day long. I'm annoying. So, what? You're playing games? Who are you playing games with? Nobody. I don't play games. No? No. Mhm. I'll sit. Who did you push? Who did you push? I told him. What's your last name, Bobby? I'm sorry. Yes, sir or no, sir. Please don't bite my wrist, honey. Okay. I'm not. I'm not. You don't have to go like that. Okay. I'm not It's not about money. It's not about money. It's not about money, it's about your safety. Okay. All right, don't don't put me in the car until I'm ready. I can talk Ma'am, you don't get to make that call, okay? Take this out of your hand. Open your hand. All right, Bobby, do you have anything on you that I need to be concerned about, needles, anything? here, sir. I've walked a couple miles. Please. Okay, where are you walking from? What is your name? You got her? Yeah. I'm not hurting nobody. I'm not taking nothing. So, ma'am Ma'am, when you're walking in the road and multiple people call 911 for obstructing the road, when there is a paved sidewalk on both sides No way. That is a traffic infraction. Okay. to identify yourself to the deputy. You committed a traffic infraction. You have to identify yourself when you commit a traffic infraction in the state of Florida. Capiche. And you refused to do that. So, right now you're detained for obstruction. Can I see your eyes, sir, cuz I really can't see without my glasses. I swear to God. What's your name? I'll wrap it up here. She's not going to comply. Okay. Just think we're going to run through this. Put her in your car. Let's roll. Can we slow down, please? No, let's go. Please don't break my arm, sir. Let's go, walk. Okay, I'm walking. Please don't tag me. I did give you a an option. It was religious, okay? Hey. Stop. Walk. Stop. I'm kidding. Stop, I'm kidding. I can. I can, please. Stop her. Stop. I'm not trying to go to jail. Please do you have anything else on you, okay? No, sir. Let me just check my hand. There's nothing else on you? No, sir. I just need a Xanax or something. Just give me 5 minutes. Please don't Okay, go ahead, have a seat. Okay. I've been telling them that the whole day. Stop, please sir. Don't go. Bobby, b o b b i. I just asked to see your eyes, sir. What's your last name? Bobby, what's your last name? Oslo. Oslo? That's my middle name. What is your last name? Bobby, I'm asking you a simple question here. What is your name? I'm a girl. Last name. I'm gay. That's not what I asked you. What's your last name? Bobby, you have to identify yourself. Okay, a b c d e f g. Come on, man. I'm not slow. This isn't funny to me. You think this is a game, Bobby? No, absolutely not. I'm not trying to play no games, sir. Come on, I'm not having it. Did you take anything today? No, sir. Just got out of 24 hours, though. Come on, man. They let me go with narcan. I've been narcan. Come on, don't play these games, please. I'm chilled. I'm cool. This ain't about money. This ain't about drugs. This is institutionally interesting. No. Yes. Have been my whole life. Just got out of C L. All right, Bobby, come on, step out for me. Okay? I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm not a disrespectful person when I am. Well, you're being disrespectful right now, so. Well, you're not identifying yourself. That's pretty disrespectful. I thought I said my name, but. All right, I need her left. Her left index finger. They only took two fingers here. Okay. I'm not trying to be public, I said emergency. This is personally an issue. Personally. You can check me for having an emergency. Bobby, come on. Okay. I need to Okay. All right. Here I'm fine. Whatever you have to say. Bobby, Bobby, here I am. Just having a little fun with it. I'm not trying to I can't do anything with my hands up, officer. I'm fully grounded. Bobby, right now that ship has sailed, all right? 30 charges Vero Beach and Indian River County from petty to A. You You said you got out of jail on what? Bobby, when did you get out of jail? I'm a vegetable friend and I want to ride a horse again. I ain't got no time to be no friend. Come on. I don't play about kids and animals. This isn't a funny to me. It's not funny. Bobby, what year What year were you born? 1986, sir. 86? Yeah. Let's just play an ambulance game. 10-4, Bobby. I take this personally. Started when I was 22. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. I'm not stupid. Yeah. I can't do peace. I can do all that dumb [ __ ] What was so hard the first time I asked you? The second time I asked you? You disrespected me by not looking at me in the eye because I'm not a liar. I'm not FBI. I'm not an alphabet boy. I ain't no toy and I'm a star. 37 years old, sir. Yes, sir. No, sir. I respect you, sir. Born in the raised in Wilbur. Wilbur. She's probably 15. Can we just meet at the hospital? Or let me go or detain me. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm hanging out. Okay. So Clear. Clear on that. Bobby, what were you arrested last time for? Dissing talks, controlled substance, paraphernalia. Wait, one at a time. The disintox was 9 days before my court date. I was jaywalking in the middle of the road. Accordingly, I was jaywalking in the in the middle of the road. Accordingly to the police, yeah. I'm not playing these games. I I swear to god, sir. If it's that important to you, please kill me now, sir. If this is that If you want, we can have the EMS come and assess you. Absolutely, I'd like that, sir. Give me a and a vape. You got it. Let's make sure my fluids come back correct. Is that all? A little dehydrated today. I thought I [ __ ] my pants. Give me a half EMS and a ride home. I'd love what they'd say. I don't know. She's so ugly, she could sit on a cactus. We don't We don't play that game. We ain't kids no more. We 37 years old. Grown-ups. There's a movie. There could be a second one, or third, or fourth. Whatever you guys want to play today. Can you just let go of my arm, sir? So, how'd you get the dirt all over your legs? remember, sir. Can't jump that high. What's that? Can't jump that high. What do you mean jump that high? I'll show you my music in a minute again. You got to watch the back of your head. Yeah. All right, but what we're going to do is you're going to sit back inside, okay? We're going to have someone come check you out, make sure you're good to go. right here. I can feel the heat. See, I've been running all day. No, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. I'll see you in the car. I have respect for veterans around America. You want your window down? So, just so you know, for this statute, it's 362.130, and it says right here, section three, where sidewalks are provided, no pedestrian shall, unless required by other circumstances, walk along and upon the portion of the roadway paved for vehicle traffic. Sidewalk? Sidewalk. No, when I first saw her, she was in the median, and then she started stepping out, and then she came over here, and she was making cars stop, so She was on that side of the road? No, she was in the median over here, and then So, that's a traffic infraction. Right. Yeah. So, Good that she didn't go through a crosswalk, either. Right, exactly. So, you have multiple traffic infractions. Like I said, pedestrians have to They have to identify themselves if they're traveling on the roadway. So, you have her for the sidewalk line, for being a traffic hazard, walking in front of traffic, um she did She didn't use the crosswalk. Right. So, I mean, you got a lot of different things. And she refused to identify herself and walked away. You're right. That's obstruction. So, yeah. So, like I said, you got a couple of these you can use for her. Okay. Uh but yeah, no, she's in local She was just in jail. What's going on? in the trunk. Huh? You hear somebody in the trunk. Nobody's in the trunk. Can you just pop Okay. You're good. Okay, okay, I'm not popping trunks today. Okay. She's definitely said that before. How we doing? Adult female, she's walking She's walking all over the road. She was stopping traffic, and uh took her over here, being combative, and she's foaming at the mouth. She's all over the place, so just wanted to check her welfare. Have her vitals checked. Right. She was foaming from the mouth a little bit. She has a history of drug abuse. She's not complying answering my questions at all. She's coherent? To an extent. Okay. Pretty good. All right, Bobby, go ahead and have a step out for me, okay? I don't know. He's jumping in Mr. Timothy, sir. How are you feeling right now? Pretty good, thank you. You in any pain anywhere? No, sir. I don't even need that thing. Well, that's fine. We're just going to We're not walking nowhere. We're just going to have a seat for a second. That's all. Okay, sure. My name's not Bobby, either. Okay. Um what is your name? I don't remember, sir. I just got hit in the head. When did you hit your head? When did you hit your head? I don't remember, sir. Timothy, he's right there. I saw someone with me and I was like, "I can't see too well out here, guys." We're going to put this on your arm, okay? So, we can take your blood pressure. take my blood pressure? Absolutely. Thank you. Incidentally. Have you taken anything today? Do you take medications? No. Do you have any medical history? No. Get a little pressure on there. I have any of my rights, sir? You're not under arrest right now. my blood pressure and I was absolutely freaking out. Just so you know. I just got out, thank you. I tried to tell you no, I didn't want any medical attention. I don't know why. You didn't know I like being talked to dirty. What was I saying? Oh, by the way, I'm Lauren. Lauren. By the way, I did make a non-profit organization announcement on the podcast. Count down on the podcast. Y'all have friends. You know me like I know you. Hey, you police officer. Let's all talk dirty to me like I don't know what. I know, sir. I didn't get read my rights either. Let's make this fun. Make sure y'all got the money. Where is it? Put it in my purse. Hey, you okay? Hi, ma'am. He's a woman. Just so you know. Oh, I like women, too. Hi, ma'am. Hi, ma'am. 100 degrees. Now you got me. Let me know what you think. Now I'll pop her test. I didn't do the race, sir. Just got out. Got a new man. Got a new man. I'll do it again. And he's a blood actually. It's a non-profit alley organized. I'm fraud. I'm fraudulent. I'm not a real human being. Ow. Sorry. You can stop looking at me. You can't hear or see or smell. No, I'm not Ramona Royale. Wow. Stay seated. Why are you doing that to me, then? I'm just doing my job, sir. It doesn't take that long to get in my car. have stopped you with that thing. I'm a shutter. Shut up. You were once 27 years old. Ow. Her heart rate been pretty high. It was around 140. What temperature is she on? She just started up and right. Uh her oxygen is good. Her blood pressure is good. No disrespect to you. She's not going to do anything. Nothing concerning or anything like that? Cool. All right, gentlemen. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. I'll see you at the courthouse tomorrow. Huh? I think I have to talk to you, sir. No, no, no. Okay. All right, we're going to get We're going to have a seat over here, okay? In the car again? Yes, sir. in the car. Which way, sir? Right here. 679 Watch your head getting in. No, not head. Huh? Not my head. Just watch your head, okay? Which head? Oh, [ __ ] I GOT GLASSES OVER HERE. [ __ ] THAT GLASSES. OKAY, put your feet inside. Which way? Oh, these little suckers. Put your feet inside. Yes, sir. No, sir. Wait, no, sir. Yes, sir. Put this foot inside. Yes, sir. I have it inside. I am sorry. Bobby, Yes, sir. Do you want your uh What is it? My rights? My pillow? Your pillow to come with you? That pillow is for sale, sir, for 50 cents. For sale? Yeah. All right. I'm I'm going to be a buyer, unfortunately, okay? All right. Do you want it to come with you, though? Personally, no, not really, cuz you had your glasses on. You kind of disrespected me when I said no three times, sir. I don't want him to go. I'd rather take a a couple of my own with me because I'm not institutional. Bobby, I need you to answer the question, please. Do you want your pillow to come with you? Don't punch me in the face. I have to I Yes or no to pillow? Yes, pillow, yes. You bring her in and see if I can get some questions or anything like that or You don't need to ask for anything.