Hey boss. Hey Roman. Just waiting for the carbohydrates to kick in. >> What's that? >> Just waiting for these carbohydrates to kick in. Got some good carbs down in the bodega. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Just waiting for them to kick in. >> Well, is there any way we could uh Here's the thing, man. Like I don't care. You just chill here, but let's let's not do it like close to traffic. Mind if we just go over here? >> Yeah, sure. >> All right. You You want me to grab your bike for you? Of >> course. Lot of energy drinks, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting for this to kick in. >> Oh, wait. Oh, these are Okay, I see what's going on. All right, but let's go over here real quick. Are you from Florida? >> No. >> No. You know, it's uh a violation uh having open container drinking in public. Well, especially, you know, you considered you on this bike, you could be a DUI. You know that, right? >> What is it? DUI, open container. >> It depends. Depends. >> You got my Miranda rights. >> I'm not going to Yeah. But at this point, at this point, I didn't see you on the bike. You were laying down. >> I was riding it. I was hammered, too. Let's go. >> All right. So, this is what we're going to do. All right. We're going to move this bike out of the way. All right. And let me see some ID. >> No. >> No. I'm going to I have to get some ID, brother. >> Yeah. Do what you got to do. >> All right. So, what's your first name? >> Uh, continuing as I was. They call me tough as nails. Whatever you want. You can call me toughest in the ocean. >> No, I'm not going to call you that. I need your legal name cuz at this point >> we're going alcohol. >> Where's we going? Where are we going? >> Miranda rightites. >> No, I don't need to put handcuffs or I don't need to ask you questions. >> I could ride the roof. That's true. >> No, at this point I could give you >> whatever you want. I'm But I need your >> Keep it going. Come on. All this gibberish. come at me with [ __ ] I want to hear it. I want to hear Miranda. >> The individual is highly signal one. He's uh not being cooperative, not giving me his ID at this time. >> I'm sorry. Fourth Amendment doesn't exist down here. No, I'm sorry. Wow, you're a dick. >> Yeah, at this time. >> You're an [ __ ] I'm a very good ju. >> No, you're not being cooperative, man. >> I'm wasting my time. I could be fixing this bike right now. >> No. >> On all that stupid [ __ ] You don't have one pair of bikes. >> Did you know who that was right there? >> That was Judge Kelly. >> He asked to blow me. You know that? >> I'm just kidding. I would never ride out Judge Kelly. He wouldn't have to blow me. >> Yeah, that was Judge Kelly. >> I asked to suck his dick. I was soliciting prostitution. >> Jesus Christ. >> Let's go, dude. >> No. First, I need your ID. >> Take a walk. I'm continuing. Oh, you're not at this time. You're not for me to leave. You're detained. >> Yeah, let's go. I'm going to hop in myself. You're wasting my time. >> You're not leaving. >> Back seat. All right. Or roof. >> Oh, no. No, no, no. Here, how about this? We take this backpack off. >> All right. Yeah. You know what? Let's put hand some handcuff sock cuz you're >> Sounds appropriate. >> Yeah. Like I said, at this time, you're detained. >> That's what they call me. So, you're not going to identify yourself? >> All right, let's go to the back of my car real quick so you realize where you're at. Okay, maybe this give you a Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude. I got to pat you down because you don't have any weapons. Okay, >> my guess. >> I might have forgotten one of my balls. Can you check that, please? No, get in. I'm not going to deal with you or [ __ ] right now. So, you're going to take a breather. All right. And then I'll come back and check in a couple minutes and then see if you're going to willing to identify yourself. You got some paperwork to do today, buddy. >> You're going to identify yourself now. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Good night. >> You know, this is going to be an additional charge. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Look, I don't want to give you >> Shut the [ __ ] up. You're running your [ __ ] shocker like you [ __ ] own it. You don't know that. You having fun yet? God damn it. [ __ ] ah. Let's see. Hey, Zachary. So, I know who you are now. which took a while. >> Mirror, [ __ ] >> It's okay. I'm going to I'm still going to have I'm going to take you to jail, but I didn't want to. >> Shut up. Wasting my time. >> You just want to go straight. >> I'm going to miss lunch. >> You know, everything's being recorded, right? >> I'm going to miss lunch. >> Keep saying it. Go ahead. >> I'm going to miss lunch. >> All right. Is there anything else? >> I'm going to miss lunch. Hurry up. No, you're not going to get much time for crying out loud. Jeez. Oh, you want dinner? Thought this was America. >> Give me an air for dinner, sweet lips. >> Anything else? >> You're anything else? >> You still >> All right. All right. So, Judge Kelly was out here, by the way. He was just passed out. Just literally passed out. So, it's like, "I got it, Judge Kelly." So, I woke him up and right away he was being a dick. >> Okay. >> And I realized I thought those were uh Mountain Dew, but they're not. They're [ __ ] Alka-Sel or >> Yeah, they're alcohol. >> Alcohol. >> Okay. >> And he was just being a dick. >> Yeah. Okay. What were they open? >> Yeah, he he was already This one was open. I dumped it out. He was already drinking. It was this one and this one. Was he drinking it as soon as he got up and I told him I was like, "Hey man, what's going on?" And he's just being a dick. >> Copy. Thank you. >> And then um I asked him like, "Hey man, what's your name?" He says, "Oh, [ __ ] you." >> All right. >> Like right away. So he wanted he wanted to identify himself. So >> Okay. Did you tell him why you need to identify? >> Huh? >> Did you tell him why? >> Yeah. >> What did you tell him? >> Well, first it's just a welfare check. Then I saw the alcohol and at that point that's when I detained him because he had >> All right. No, that's fine. I just want to make sure that it's like, hey, >> yeah, >> the reason why you're being you need to be identified is because right now you're committing a violation, >> an orders violation. >> And that's what I explained to him, but still he doesn't care. >> But I I've already I figured out his name, so I'm still going to charge him with that. >> Okay. >> So, I'm good. But it was just like a [ __ ] dick. >> All right. Yeah. >> I just I don't know where to Do you have like bike a bike lock or like a a gun lock? >> No. No. >> So, I was thinking just like >> Where does it stay at? >> See if I don't know. >> Yeah. >> I haven't checked his stuff yet. I only just uh got to his passport, his wallet, but I haven't went inside his [ __ ] yet. >> Okay. one.