Why are you doing that in the morning? Why were you pointing a laser down at the cop cars? I was just flashing them down all of Duval. Like they're not they're not lasers, they're particle beams. They will not hurt your eyes. the difference between a laser and a particle beam cuz I don't know. Uh so a particle beam shoots so fast that the human eye can't repeat it. Like you can't see it. Oh, okay. So it doesn't hurt anything. So that's why So that green light that was shining down was a particle beam and not a laser. Is that correct? Correct. Okay. Hey guys, want to run downstairs and light Stop. You're going TO GET TASED. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. AH! [ __ ] OW! YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED IN THE BUTT. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. TURN ON YOUR BACK. TURN ON YOUR BACK NOW. ON YOUR STOMACH. ON YOUR STOMACH. Roll over. You'll get it again. Roll over on your stomach. Okay. Roll over. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] guys? Roll over. Get on your stomach. You're going to get it again. Please God. Stop. Get on your stomach. All right. Taser. TASER. TASER. PLEASE. OW! [ __ ] ON YOUR STOMACH. PLEASE. I DID IT. GET ON YOUR STOMACH. I DID. I CAN'T WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT, MAN? Get on your stomach. You're going to get IT AGAIN. GET ON YOUR STOMACH NOW. PLEASE STOP. Put your hands behind your back. What did I do? Hands behind your back. What did I do? Put your hands behind your back. Oh my god, man. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Why are you guys so aggressive? What the [ __ ] Put your hand behind Taser. Taser. Taser. Oh my [ __ ] He's not where you're at. Please stop. Halfway down Shavers Lane behind the house. What the [ __ ] Put your hand behind your back. Stop. Stop. Guys, what the [ __ ] Probably intoxicated. I was going home. I was going home. I was going home. GET ON YOUR STOMACH. Not going to TELL YOU AGAIN. STOP. I DID, SIR. I DID. SIR, I did. I did. What is wrong? One in custody. 10-13. Oh my god. Stop. You made a lot of bad decisions tonight, buddy. What are you talking about, sir? Sir. Stop rolling over. I'm trying to walk to you. Get on your feet. I I I can't. He's holding me down. Okay. I was trying to go home. What the [ __ ] man? He yelled police multiple times. He tried to tried to sneak out the back. You're not smart. I didn't Sir, what is the problem? You tell me why you're running. I was going home. Oh, well. You run from us after I say police multiple times. any I didn't hop any fences. Yeah, you went to. It's all on body camera. No, sir. All on body camera. I didn't hop any fences. Get your feet. Okay. Can you walk into the grass with me? Just wait. Don't go in the car, guys. going. I'm going. talking to you. Okay. Come back here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me. I'm sorry. I didn't understand. Of course. Stand. I know it's really difficult with all the drugs that you're on. I'm not on drugs. still. [ __ ] Yeah, well, he had them last night, too. Well done. Same guy as you. No, stop. No. You guys stopped me and I talked to you. worry, we'll fix it tonight. You stopped me and I talked to you. What the hell? You were with me last night. No, I didn't. We stopped you guys last night. We stopped you. Careful, careful, careful. That's why you went the opposite direction on Southern, huh? No, sir. Don't worry. Hey, listen. Save your Save your con man. We'll get you We got you on three counts of felonies for that and then all the other stuff today. So, no worries. We're all good. It's a lot of worries. Well, for you, quit stop doing stupid [ __ ] You can't point lasers at three moving police cars. He was on foot. For real? Yeah, they're not lasers, they're particle beams. What are they? They're particle beams. Okay. So, you just listen listen listen listen for a second. So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have him or her present while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you at no cost. Do you understand your rights, sir? Hey, do you understand what I told you? No. Okay. I don't really care. Can you say it again? No. Go have a seat. You want to You want to play I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Well, then you weren't listening. I'm not going to ask you any questions. It doesn't matter. So, you want to play [ __ ] games? I'm fine. All right, look down. Let me see your head. You hurting anywhere? Yeah, my back, my thigh. Okay. My neck from where he I know you guys are doing your job. Like, I was I I thought you guys were this guy that was trying to jump me earlier. I'm not going to talk to you cuz you don't understand your rights, so okay. Well, I just asked him what he said. I didn't Okay, I'll I'll say it again. Are you Are you with me? So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have him or her present while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you at no cost. Do you understand what I'm telling you? Okay. So, where your neck, back, head and knees did you say? Knees. I got I got You got some road rash and stuff? Okay. So, you said this Sorry, I thought you got I I didn't realize it was you. Nobody said PD. Nobody said PD. Nobody said PD. Like, I don't know. Like So, at the Bourbon Street Pub. Like Why why I have to work in the morning. Why were you pointing a laser down at the cop cars? I was just flashing them down at all of Duval. Like, they're not they're not lasers. They're particle beams. They will not hurt your eyes. Oh, what's the difference between a laser and a particle beam? Cuz I don't know. Uh so, a particle beam shoots so fast that the human eye can't repeat it. Like, you can't see it. Oh, okay. So, it doesn't hurt anything. So, that's So, that green light that was shining down was a particle beam and not a laser. Is that correct? Correct. Okay. Cuz I I don't Yes. He got one Just wait. Stay there. He's got one in the back of his left leg and the other one I don't see a point anywhere. back, in my kidney. And it [ __ ] hurts. And Here. Stay I'm just spin yourself so I can see your back. Yep. We have both probes. They're all good. Which side? Right or left? Left, sir. Right there. Spin a little bit more for me if you can. There you go. Perfect. All right. Sir, look. Don't get out of the car. I'm not I'm not getting out of the car, sir. I'm just trying to talk to you guys. So, I didn't know there was two of us. Like, asking me to stop. I thought there was These guys were trying to jump me earlier. They were going to try to They were going to try to steal my coin down at [ __ ] Irish Kevin's and I thought it was the same guy following me. He's just drunk ass. And I work at Bourbon Street Pub. Like I'm I I respect you guys. I was only I was I was doing the lights down the street. This is a laser show for everybody at the bar. It wasn't intentionally on the cars. I promise. Like I respect you guys. You guys have helped me. I'm not trying to get out. I'm trying to face him while I'm talking to him. But you guys have helped What's rescue? Coming. So what is his head? He's He's got a cut on his head, but That's what they called him for. I'm just dizzy. It's been a long night. I worked [ __ ] last 13 days straight at Fantasy Fest, man. Like You're not going to do anything stupid and we'll get you out and have you checked out. I'll get out. I I told you I respect you guys. I'm not going to do anything stupid. Can you do me a favor and be honest with me? Have you taken any drugs tonight? No, sir. I don't do drugs. I've had a couple of drinks, but that's it. Okay. All right. What's going on? My [ __ ] head hurts. I'm just Here, you can just lean against this car for a second. A lot dizzy? Are we a lot dizzy? He's got marks. He's Look at the Look at the ground for a second. He's got Look down further. He's got this cut on the top of his head. Okay. He got tased. So he's got one mark on the back of his left leg. We got the prongs out. Everything good there. But he's saying he has pain all over. So. I just I feel shaky and I'm in pain. Nothing for me. It's good. Don't worry. I'm sorry. I I had surgery not long ago. My finger's [ __ ] up from a shark attack while I was diving. Like Oh, when did you have surgery? Was it because of Uh I got bit by a [ __ ] tiger shark while I was diving in Cozumel. So the surgery was because of that? Yes, that's right.