Looks like I'm hung like a kid. Barbie, how'd you get it so right? >> That was easy. >> I told this guy that I wanted to go play uh floor hockey. He said you can't even walk. >> All right, helmets are on. Let's hit this luge. >> Whoa. Easy there, BIG FELLA. HOLD ON. >> LET'S LET'S talk now a little bit about another sport that's really wild. >> Okay. >> The luge. The luj. It's It's like a bob sled. >> Oh, okay. But they have tandem. >> Yeah, >> they have tandem. >> We should try that. >> What I want to What I want you to do is I want to uh >> Well, I might hold this back. I'm >> there. There's Dave, this is not one person on the sled. This is two. >> They take the heaviest guy and put him on the bottom. So, I think I don't know between us two. >> I ain't going to tell you what they call that in prison. >> I'm on the top or the bottom. >> Wait, who's getting top and who's getting bottom? >> Easy. >> This is how it is. >> This is a familyfriendly show. Jesus. Who's on the top? On the bottom. I can tell you about the last weekend, guys. >> I can tell you about the merit. >> Go watch Relentless Hope. We know what they did last weekend. All right. Even pretty much. So, I had to like cut it off here. Um Jonathan can't imagine you laying on me. That's for the first part. >> You imagine Dave to be like, "Put your freaking foot up. Put your leg up." >> Well, buddy, you got to go faster. Hey, I told this guy that I wanted to go play uh floor hockey. He said, "You can't even walk." >> That's true, too. >> Because listen. >> All right. First of all, >> tell you that. I didn't tell you that the other day. >> That guy my if first of all it'd take me the Olympics would be over by the time I got down in that position. That's a first thing for And then once I did get down there and you laid on me, it might get a little weird. >> Yeah. You would be on the bottom. First of all, my leg ain't going to bend back. If it comes out, it's staying out. I got a dag on bad knee, buddy. >> So, these guys are going down. >> So, if we get in it, mine ain't legs ain't moving cuz if they go out, we're just going to be we're going to be like 20 miles. Will you go faster? Go faster. Let me tell you a little story, okay? For starters, one time there was this hill called Snake Mountain where I'm from, and you're from Maine, so you'll get this. Where there was snow, and it was dag on like that. You come I've seen I've seen that hill send kids home early, brother. Really? >> You come down this hill and then it was like a rock sticking out right here and like you kind of had hit under it then hit and it was look like a snake. >> I could do that. >> Well, are these guys are these guys athletes do you think or what? >> Yeah. >> I mean you basically strap yourself on a sled and go down a freaking ice ice >> buddy. He would >> I mean is that really to lay like that with another man on you? Trust me. Wait, wait, wait. He said, "Trust me." Where's the trust? >> I joke. I'm talking about you said, "Trust me. Trust me." >> I'm just saying, "Yeah, they're athletes in the Olympics for God's sakes." >> Oh, god. That's I don't know if you don't think that's Let's I just want to go to a video of uh somebody caught us out practicing the other day and I want to tell everybody I kind of wanted I wanted to see this. >> This is what this guy sends me while I'm falling asleep. >> You got to see it. You got to see it. >> All right, helmets on. Let's hit this luge. Whoa. EASY THERE, BIG FELLA. HOLD ON. LANDING. >> That is so easy, too. >> You can play that one more time. Play it one more time. >> Oh my god. >> What did we do before AI, bro? Look at the Look at the >> All right, helmets are on. Let's hit this luge. Whoa. Easy there, big fella. >> I look like my belly just runs right into my leg minus my wiener section. >> Do you ever >> It looks like it's just one thing. >> You ever see those big bellies? Yeah. >> Yeah. Looks like I'm hunting like a kid Barbie. How'd you get it so right? >> That was easy. >> Just type in >> Dave Dave Dave Craven. >> Hey, Dave Craven's body. >> Body. Duplicate it. Oh god, it's so funny. But do you honestly believe that? Do you think that's a sport? >> Uh, if it's in the Olympics, they're giving you a gold medal. It's a sport, buddy. >> I guess you do have to work out because you have to push off. >> That's not as easy. How did they How did How did they get going on? >> You know what? Let me let me tell you how I know this was sport. You know what, buddy? What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take you to Adventure Island. There's that slide where you all race down. I'm >> I'm have to lose a couple pounds cuz there is when you got to get on the scale. >> They let they wouldn't let you on it before. No, I wrote it last time, but there wasn't. >> But the but the one but the time before that I was going to fight that little pimpleface boy because he told me this all the way up them stairs carrying that little mat, that little rubber mat. Got my grandson >> and they give you the no-go. >> Well, I had my grandson. I don't want him embarrassed me. I'm his hero. I'm his peepaul. And we got up there and he's like, "Uh, everybody steps on the scale. I try to do the like both feet, sir." I was like, I did it on there. He goes, he goes like this. >> Like Publix. >> Yeah. Yeah. But he was like, "You can't ride, fat boy." And I didn't. But the next times when I went on all my diet and I was working out and doing that, then I came back. Boy, I was happy. I was It wasn't the same kid, but I treated him like he was. But so I'm going to lose some weight. I'm Thank you. Then we go ride on that thing. >> Damn. >> Who won the race? I won the race. >> No, it's it's I you know, I I really >> work bad. >> I really haven't gotten into the whole freaking Olympics this year. No, I just watched a little >> I've been watching a lot I've been watching that that Nancy Guthrie. We're going to do a little story about that. That's a big cluster, but we'll we'll watch a little We'll We'll go over that a little bit. >> Best policing I've seen. >> Well, it's it's interesting policing. Yeah, I would say. I mean, I I don't have a clue on that one, but >> Yeah, that's nice. >> You know, but as far as the Olympics go, um we want United States to do good. Um I know there's a little bit of uh supposedly there's a little bit of cheating going on. I don't know. >> Well, I've seen the fingers. You seen the fingers and then also the skaters, the figure skaters. I guess they got a little ripped off. >> You ever seen Blades of Glory? >> I did. I did. I did. >> That's my guy. Blades of Glory. >> I mean, he he can skate. >> Remember, >> little feral? >> He's like he's standing there. He's like, I didn't ask for it. It just happened. >> But listen, we're having a good time. Um, anything else to add on that? Make sure you subscribe, like, >> I think those are all Olympic sports. I think they give you a medal and you got to train to do it. It's a sport, bro. All right. >> I didn't say it was like MMA or nothing, but I mean >> All right. >> Anytime you let another man lay on you gets freaky, man. Dang. That can be a romantic date some people. >> All right. Make sure you watch, subscribe, like, and see you the next time.