[Music] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. [Music] >> David, let me ask you. Let me ask you a couple questions. Um, we're just sitting here talking. >> Yeah. >> Little jive. Go ahead. >> A couple things that really >> kind of baffle me. >> Okay. >> Okay. And I don't know if this is just me or you, >> right? >> But first off, >> where do all the socks go that you put >> in the washing machine, then they get transferred over to the dryer, >> but then they get out to get folded. Where do they go? Buddy, listen to me. I know this firsthand. And let me tell you why. >> I know where your extra sock goes. Now, >> you got a tube sock or you got one of those little small socks? >> I got two snakes smothered in shorts. >> Where did they go? Where did they go? >> No. Forgive me, J. Listen, I I have this horrible at my house. Now, my wife is amazing doing laundry, but I'll have one little sock >> and one big sock, >> right? >> Like, they're not the same sock. >> Well, >> where do they go? >> I don't know. But >> that same thing happens to me. But they don't the same kinds don't pair up. They >> little sock fairy. >> There is. >> He comes in. >> He hides in the vent. >> Well, I mean, I've got socks fairies that go by the name of Elijah and Jackson cuz they'll come down and get all my socks. But the other day it was kind of dark and I have these camo shorts that I wear all the time and I went to put them on. I go, "Dang, I know I'm I know I've been putting off a few pounds. I'm trying to get back on my diet, right?" >> And I I couldn't get my dang thigh in them >> and they were like shorts cuz he's got the same same exact camo shorts and they ended up in my drawer. Same thing with socks. Like I'll have a Nike sock that's big and a Nike sock that's little. >> Well, that's kind of weird. Yeah. And that's kind of that's Yeah. I mean, I don't know where they go. I mean, I >> Do you do laundry? >> Yeah, I do. I do do my laundry. >> Well, I thought you were squared away. >> I like to I I like to do I like to do my laundry. >> Well, then I do it Sunday night, so the rest of the week is good. >> But you have no excuse then if you do your own laundry. >> Well, I I'm just wondering where they go. >> Cuz I'm going to tell you right now, my wife's amazing. >> I don't blame my stuff on my wife. >> Well, my wife does all my laundry. >> I think you are. >> Listen, pal. My wife does all my laundry and she does amazing at it. >> I know. I I believe that. >> And here's the thing. I don't know what she does with them socks, but I'm the type of guy to buy new ones. >> Well, that's true. Pack of socks. Now, let me ask you this question. >> Okay. >> If you get a blowout in your underwear, I mean, it blows up like you got like a hole. >> Yeah, >> I'll keep it. >> What's What size What size hole do you qualify for, >> buddy? What kind of >> Give me that handcuff right there. Give me that handcuff. Give me that handcuff. Okay, let me see this. So, if you get a blowout this size, >> Yeah. >> you keep your underwear. Keep them. >> So you keep them this size. >> No. If you get a blowout >> Yeah. >> If you get a blowout like this size. >> Yeah. >> Like right here. >> Keep them. >> Keep them. If you get a blowout like this, >> like this. >> It depends. >> You wear depends or it depends. >> Well, buddy, one day. Never mind. >> So So when when do you when do you actually throw out your underwear? When they like blow >> when the whole bottom is ripped all the way out. >> For real? >> Yeah. >> I got a pair of underwear. >> Do you wear cotton underwear or do you wear polyester, >> buddy? I wear silk. >> Silk. Do you wear boxers? >> Kind of. >> Jesus. >> What is the middle? They're briefs, right? >> Boxer briefs. >> I don't wear tidy whies, but I and I don't wear big regular tidy whies. Your blowoffs will really show up. Larry boy. Larry Travis, what are you doing? >> They call them brown outs. >> Oh, buddy. I know about skit stains. Trust me, >> that's a whole another >> I don't know if we want to do that. >> Listen, man. We'll see how this. But listen, I wear briefs like Nike compression briefs. >> Okay. >> Keep me all squared away. >> So, you're like a hot dog. >> Well, >> skin and a hot dog. Skin and a hot dog. >> More like a bias sauce. Being sus potatoes >> being sus. How are two men, grown men, >> we got >> Why is this so difficult? >> We start out with the socks and we >> But I'm saying because we need counseling. >> You need counsel. >> You need counseling, guy. >> Hey, anybody who will go ahead and Now, what happens if you get in a car wreck and you got a blowout like this in your underwear? >> Well, buddy, they're going to cut them off anyway if it's bad. >> I mean, if you [ __ ] there we go. I mean, that's a blow. >> 31 years >> with a $3 pair of hands. >> 31 years. >> I mean, I spent a lot of money on on Amazon these things. >> Hey, this guy's got props for days. Listen. All right. So, if underwear get No, if I if I get a hole like this, >> okay, >> I throw them away. I don't throw them away. Janna throws them away. Actually, to be honest, Janna regulates my stuff. >> So, Janna happens to be in the studio. She's not going to come on camera probably for this because she's smart. >> Hi, Donna. >> Um, so is there I mean, do you get like I get mad when my holy underwear get thrown away >> if they're if they're my favorite ones. >> I mean, I get upset >> if they're I mean, there's certain ones you like. Yeah. I mean, I had a pair with Janna's face on it and I wore them things. >> Jonas, what do you do? Get them printed up or >> she got made for me. Says, "I love my wife and she's Never mind." But it's pretty nice. I mean, that's that's a good thing. That's >> But I wore I put a hole in them. >> I bet you did. >> Easy. >> I bet you did. I bet you did, >> buddy. I'm talking about my gas problem. >> Listen. So, rule of thumb on here. I It just a small blowout. They're going in the garbage. You It doesn't matter. >> Well, I mean, >> you don't regulate that. >> You don't control your underwear. >> Yeah. >> If Janna If Janna thinks they need to go, they go. >> I guess that's a good regulator. She keeps me in. >> When do you throw away your briefs? >> Good job, buddy. You can't do it. >> Uh, no training. I'm I'm using going around like this. >> This size. Just mess around. This size or this size? Hold on. Ow. [Music]