Would you like some cratom? Have you ever tried that? >> No, thank you. >> Sure. >> Yes, please. >> It's an illegal opium. >> Are you white? >> Yes. >> So, how's that racist? >> White. >> How's that racist? >> Witness the self-proclaimed center of the universe turning luxury lobbies into a circus of pure audacity. >> Do you understand? >> Get the out of my room. >> I came for this room. >> No. Where do you live? >> Shut up. >> Where do you live? >> Where do you live? >> Where do you live? Start walking now. >> That's wrong. >> Walk now. >> As these Karens try to rewrite the law, the police arrive to show them what a real checkout looks like. >> Back on August 3rd, 2024, at a high-end hotel in Sarasota, the police were called in to escort a guest named Jessica out after a series of outofcrol outbursts. You just knew the minute they stepped through those doors, things were going to get ugly fast. >> Hello. >> Welcome back. >> All right, so we have Miss Jessica who's been with us since yesterday. She's just had a lot of erratic behavior yesterday. She was drinking at the rooftop, getting really intoxicated. We asked her to leave. She kept coming back three times. Um then she claimed that the guy that she's with stole $30,000 from her. Wanted immediate attention for that. Um this morning was walking barefoot grabbing pastries off the continental thing. So, long story short, we're going to kick her out. This morning, she was clicking the emergency button. So, I was answering it, trying to figure out what happened, what the emergency is. She wouldn't answer me, which is why I called you guys. So, we're going to go see what the emergency is, and then we're going to ask her to leave. >> Do we want her out? Just >> in general, I just want her out. >> Okay. So, we're not doing a trespass. >> No, let's do a trespass. >> Let's do a trespass. >> Hello. >> Hi. You press the emergency button. I wanted to come and see if you were okay. >> Oh, yeah. We're great. Thanks. >> Do you mind opening the door for me? >> I didn't know I pressed emergency. >> You're okay. But anytime somebody presses that, I have to enter the room. >> The emergency button on the phone. >> I So, I had two people up here trying to help me figure out the phone's broken. >> Okay. I have to enter though to make sure the room is okay and that you're okay. If the emergency button is pressed, >> I put some >> Please do. Thank you. Do you know if she has a car here or Uber or >> I don't know. >> So what button is that? >> So you press the emergency. There's a button that says emergency on the phone. >> I I called emergency on my mother in Orlando. >> Oh, okay. So you actually dialed emergency from here? >> Yeah, but they connected me to Orlando. My grandmother's in trouble. >> Oh, no. Okay. From our side, just looking around a little bit, it looks like you're smoking on the terrace, >> which we don't allow smoking in our property. So, we're going to have to ask you to leave today. >> We're not going to charge you for tonight or anything like that, but we're not going to be able to keep you for another night. >> So, we're going to have to ask you to leave. Are we able to pack everything up within the next like 30, actually 15, 20 minutes? >> Seriously. >> From the get-go, Jessica tried to play the innocent card to hide the mess she'd made. When they told her she had to leave, she didn't show a lick of remorse. Instead, she started playing the victim, dragging her family drama into it, like a get out of jail free card to distract everyone. >> You can leave now. >> You're not going to watch me dress and all that. >> You go outside. >> Yeah, we'll step outside and you can put something on, but then we're going to come and make sure that everything gets packed up and >> go while we pack. We paid for our room today, >> right? So, >> go outside. >> You're going to pack because we're going to leave. You're going to step outside. You're not going to be here while watching. >> Right. Well, we'll she she'll get here so she can she can watch you put a shirt on. >> Listen, ma'am. Let me let me explain something. >> Watch any of this. >> Let me explain something. Okay. >> You're being removed. You're going to be trespassed. >> I understand. You can wait outside while that happens. We have 30 minutes. All we did was smoke outside. >> Going to be trespassed from the property. >> If we don't get out in 30 minutes, get outside. First of all, >> you don't have any right to tell me what to do in my room that I've made. >> Safety wise, we don't walk in trespass. >> No, >> you're being trespassed. We are going to make sure that you gather all your belongings. >> Wait outside while I do it. >> No. >> No. >> If you want to go into the bathroom with a shirt and put a shirt on. >> No, like an adult. >> That's fine. >> But we're not leaving you in here by yourself. >> Adult and wait the >> She already said that they're not going to charge you for the night. >> Are you going to charge me for the day that you're [snorts] Sir, do you have an ID or anything with you? >> No. >> You're being charged for not anything for today. >> Why? >> Because we smoked on the patio. We have to deal with all this. >> I called the police on my grandmother who is being abused by my mother in Orlando >> in a completely different city. >> Acting up. >> Packing up. Let's start packing up. >> Wait the outside while I pack up. >> You have no business being in here. >> Just put a shirt on and let's keep moving. Okay. You have no business. >> I would like you to stay. >> We're not leaving. I know that's what you would like to happen, but that's not what's going to happen. >> Absolutely. >> Prove it online. >> So, you're being trespassed. If you don't start packing up and leaving now, I put you in handcuff. >> I have no business being in >> I will put you in handcuffs and I will take you to the county jail. >> You have no business being trespass after warning. Do you understand? >> Get the out of my room. >> You want to go to jail? Get out of my room. >> Last chance. >> I guess she thought paying a few hundred meant she was above the law. One minute she's cursing those officers out and the next she's demanding privacy to change her clothes. Truly the most unbelievable halfbaked lady I've ever seen. >> It's not happening. Are you refusing to pack your thing? >> Me? You guys are the biggest I've ever met in my goddamn life. Like we don't have enough problems. >> See if she has the 14 AC. No, we actually like it. Oh, we paid for it to be >> You're not paid to be here. >> I am to be here. Actually, >> that's enough. You >> want to be here? >> You're not even allowed to be here right now. >> Okay. >> This is highly illegal. >> What's your first name, sir? >> Ryan. >> Ryan. What's your last name? Ryan. >> Ryan. Come here. >> Can you spell that? >> Hold on. Hold on. >> Ryan, >> how do you spell? Do you not? He You don't have to do anything in this room. Come here right now. >> Go put your shirt on. >> Come here. >> Ryan. >> Ryan. >> Can you please listen to us in here? Do not have to do anything that goddamn say. >> How much longer are we going to deal with? >> Put her in handcuffs. >> I'm ready to be ready. >> I'm ready. >> Jesus. >> I can hear you whispering. and I know my rights and I'm explaining them to my friend. >> Do not answer one goddamn Okay. >> She's back. >> Our lawyer will answer every question you possibly have. >> Awesome. >> Cool. Do not answer a goddamn question. >> Losers. Nothing better to do with their time. >> This was a prime example of someone digging their own grave with one bad decision after another. Instead of quitting while she was ahead, she chose to sink deeper into the mud with nothing but stubbornness and poor choices. >> No, you're not. You're not. >> Don't tell me. >> I haven't done anything with you. >> I just tried to save my 98year-old grandma from getting her feet. That's all I did. She's got her. >> I don't think the phone's cordless, so I don't I don't think that's how it works. >> It is actually cordless. That's how it works. >> It's 2024. What the >> That's true. >> And we didn't do a goddamn thing wrong. And you're in my room and you have no business in here. >> It's a room I rented. So, it's my room right now. I paid for it. So, it is >> save right there. >> You can save right there. >> Good thing we're on YouTube. [clears throat] >> Good thing >> this place just opened and it will just get closed. >> Ryan, you're going to be the one driving, right? >> No, we're not driving. >> Oh, okay. Perfect. Even better, >> is it? Yeah, cuz we're from LA. And guess what? I am >> an investigative reporter. >> Congratulations. >> Yep. Do you or me? >> Would you like some cratom? Have you ever tried that? >> No, thank you. >> Sure. >> Yes, please. >> It's an illegal opium. >> She went from a simple troublemaker to imagining she was some kind of private investigator to threaten the cops. But let me tell you, joking about illegal substances right in front of the officers, that was the exact moment her little act fell apart. >> You're going, dude, it's a joke. >> Stop. >> Come on now. It's a joke. >> You're going to jail. You're done. >> Spray me with that. >> I don't know what that is. >> Really? It's a powder. >> It doesn't matter. You're going to jail. herb that heals. >> Yeah, you're done. >> She intoxicated. I don't need that. >> You could be healed in jail. >> Why? >> You got all of her stuff to figure out to do with her stuff. >> Come on. Stop. >> Second drawer. >> Why would I get arrested for what? >> Uh disorderly conduct, trespass after warning. We're asking you to leave and you're you're making a mess. >> You kidding me? >> It's a herb, >> right? You know thatratom's illegal in the city of Sarasota? >> No, I bought it at the gas station in Sarasota. >> Cool. >> Not in the city of Sarasota. >> Yeah, I did. >> I swear to God. >> Nope. >> Weren't you with me? >> It was a joke. It's That's not funny. Okay. Does anyone laughing? You're not even laughing. Why are you in my hotel then? >> Put your shoes on. We're going. >> I paid $250. >> I don't care how much you paid. You're going. >> You're still working, right? >> Are you good with good with MLT if we take her down? >> Yeah, it's fine. >> All right. Come on. >> Let's go. >> Let's go. >> Let's go. >> Okay. >> Oh, what do we do? >> It's like an herb. >> Mhm. >> Like a herbal tea. >> Yeah. You concealing anything within your body? >> Go ahead. Take a step in. >> Can you take a picture of her? >> Yeah. I got >> In the end, she took a ride to the local jail and is facing trespassing charges. If convicted, she'll be banned from that hotel for good. Now that this story is out, let's see what everyone has to say about her behavior. That guy is smarter than he looks by not getting involved. If a pack of cigarettes could talk, words of appreciation for Ryan, who didn't run his mouth and so didn't get arrested. Now, I'd love to hear your thoughts on this lady. But don't go anywhere. Stay tuned because this next case is about to completely redefine what crazy looks like at a hotel. >> Right. I I have a name and they know it. Look, >> Haley, I'm going to be honest. >> No, I don't own nothing. >> Haley, can you please listen? >> I owe because of this. >> Haley, can you please listen to me? No. I'm done with you. Go start walking now. >> That's wrong. >> Walk now. Haley, go. >> On February 2nd, 2023, at a budget hotel, the police were called in to handle a woman who clearly had a massive chip on her shoulder about her priority status. Let me tell you, things got messy the very second she opened her mouth. >> What's going on? >> Hello. Now, this this lady has been racial like we have had problem. >> No, ma'am. No, ma'am. >> She just got me trying to hit me. >> I just said if I was about to be kid Haley Gary, you know. Yes. Okay, >> I'm We've had problems. Um, you know, and we we tried to resolve them. We gave her >> No, no, no. This lady with >> That's insnit. After >> they took my money today and now we're out. Give me my money back and I'll leave. A balance that you owe. >> No. Give me my money and I'll leave. >> Haley, stop. >> You You First off, >> I'm going to make IT WORTH YOUR GODDAMN WHILE. I'M ABOUT TO TOUCH this [ __ ] >> No, you're not. Don't be so stupid >> because SHE'S RACIST AS [ __ ] >> You're No, >> I'm not the only one that says that. I HAVE HER OWN RECORDING. >> I have no issues with her. She has no issues with her. Haley, >> I have everything on recording. Every time I come down here, I ask for a trash bag to move my laundry. >> Okay. Well, >> to move it up to my room and No. And she wouldn't. She said, "I'm out of this." Like, that's his first thing. >> That's not racist. >> No. No. Because she white [ __ ] I'm done with this. >> It's a private business. They can do whatever they want. >> She said, "White [ __ ] I'm done with this. I'm done with you." >> That's not That's not racist. >> White [ __ ] >> Basically, they >> No. Are you white? >> Yes. >> So, how's that racist? >> White [ __ ] >> How's that racist? >> Mhm. >> Ain't calling you a cracker and all this other stuff. They're calling you white. Like literally calling the color of your skin. Haley, that's >> right. >> I have a name and they know it. Look, >> Haley, I'm going to be honest. >> They know it. >> I'm pretty sure they're sick and tired of >> I swear to God on the Holy Bible that I swear that this is wrong. nothing to follow her. >> It's just pathetic how she tried to drag the employees race into it just to dodge her hotel bill. Those hollow excuses didn't just show her lack of honesty. They were pushing those officers patients right to the edge. >> We're going to want you out of here. Okay. >> Okay. But the good thing is they took my money. >> Can you listen to me, please? >> They took my money. >> Can you please listen to me? >> No, I don't own nothing. >> Ay, can you please listen? >> Oh, because of this. >> Can you please listen to me? No, because this is [ __ ] >> If if you don't want to listen to me, I'll just put you outside. You won't get any of your stuff. >> This is [ __ ] >> You can either let me explain it to you or you can just walk outside and all your stuff gets left behind. >> My dog. >> So, you want to listen and then be able to get your stuff or you want to keep on talking over me? >> I don't I have nowhere to go. >> Haley, option A or option B? What do you want? >> Huh? >> That's how that works. >> I'm sorry. So go up up there and start getting your stuff. >> I got to get my clothes out of laundry because I didn't want to put it in the dirty hash bag. >> Come on, Haley. You ruined that last time. >> Haley, come on. You've ruined that. So go grab it. >> I need a trash bag. >> Hy, they don't have to give you anything. >> You >> No, ma'am. They don't have to give everybody everything. >> They don't have to give it to you if they don't want to. >> But I want them for trash bag. Sue him for it. >> Sue him for it. Go >> is dirty because dirty clothes did it. >> They don't have to give it to you. That's Go get your stuff. >> I didn't even argue with >> Haley. Go get your stuff. Let's go. >> That's scary right there. I want to >> That's fine. That's your right. Haley didn't do anything. >> It's a private business. >> I guess I'll turn it inside out. Yes, sir. Sir, >> then of all things, this self-proclaimed lawyer shows up, which only fueled Haley's delusions. Just like your typical Karen, she truly believed the law was something that only applied to other people. While she had some sort of permanent hall pass for her bad behavior, my phone. >> Oh, I I'm cuz you're trying to kick me out and you know what's going on. >> You see my receipts. It's every night that she's on. >> That's a civil issue. You got to take >> No, this is my civilization. Like, this is where I live. >> Haley, >> I have nowhere to go. YOU KNOW, WHEN I GROW up because I'm being >> Haley, I understand the prediction. >> I hate for my room. Correct. [laughter] >> We've already talked about this. >> I didn't do anything. >> Haley, we've talked about it. >> They say my next birthday. >> All the housekeepers will tell you. That's why I'm still here because the housekeepers know. >> Well, I guess she was checked out and checked back in. I >> checked out and checked back in. I didn't. That's >> never left. You told me earlier my baby. >> Unfortunately, when you told me last time I was here, you were checking out and the paperwork shows you checked out, but I ain't my >> So, we're going up to your room. >> I'm telling you, I got all the receipts. Please come here quick. >> Oh, here we go. >> Haley, we're grabbing your stuff and getting out of here. >> I just told YOU IT'S GOING TO take a minute because >> that's why we're here. Let's go. or >> it's scam daddy's finest. That's all my stuff right there, too. >> Keep an eye on that. >> No, I don't trust her. >> Well, I'm not watching it. Well, either you leave with that or you go get your stuff. >> I need all those. >> Okay, it's going to be officer. >> I don't know who you are on the phone. I'm not talking to you. >> A few seconds. I'll be there. >> We're not You don't want to be up on >> this. >> Now dragging total strangers into her nonsense just to win a dead end argument. That's a special kind of foolishness. The harder she tried to look like she was winning, the more desperate and ridiculous she appeared in the eyes of the law. >> That's why I'm crying so bad. >> I don't want you. >> Normally, if I was [ __ ] in the game, I would not be crying. I would put my hands on my own back. >> You're going to get some [ __ ] You're going to lose. You know the [ __ ] I'm not. >> Listen. Excuse me. >> Oh no. Leave jail here. >> That's fine. But you're going to get my stuff. HALEY, >> MY DOG is go get your dog. >> If you end up going to jail, your dog's going to animal control. No. I'm done with you. Go. Start walking now. >> THAT'S WRONG. >> WALK NOW, BAILEY. GO. >> You're a [ __ ] gent. >> She's not getting the rest of her stuff. She's done. >> Let's go. >> No. >> You ran your mouth. You're done. Let's go. Haley, start going. >> I told you about what you was doing to me. >> That's all I ran my mouth about. >> Go. >> That's all I'm mouth about. >> Let's go. >> Me. >> I HAVE A DOG ON MY BACK AND IT MUST >> STOP ACTING A FOOL. >> Get in the elevator. >> Grab the yellow bag. >> Let's go. Haley, elevator. >> Grab the yellow bag. >> Haley, elevator. Is it unlocked? >> No, a little bit. >> It's locked. >> You hurt me. >> You didn't listen to what I told you. >> You're a [ __ ] >> That's fine. You can believe that all you want. >> Like, you hurt me for no reason. >> You should have listened to this. >> I DIDN'T I COME TO YOU. >> YOU SHOULD have listened to what I told you. >> I do not come at you. >> You have no reason to put your hand. >> Oh, yes, ma'am. I do. >> No, you don't. >> I have a reason to put your hand. >> No, you don't. >> Oh, yes, ma'am. >> No, you don't. >> Yes. No, you don't. >> Yeah, >> but you don't. >> Yeah. See, it's moving. >> They They put it behind right there for you. >> Haley, if you don't grab your bag and leave, >> Haley, grab the bag. I'm done. We're I'm I'm beyond done. Your dog's about to go to animal control and you're going to jail. >> This is that crazy brand of stubbornness from people who think the world owes them a free place to sleep. When you decide to challenge a man with a badge and handcuffs, the consequences are going to catch up to you a lot faster than you can spend that room money. >> Grab the bag. >> He heard everything. >> It doesn't matter. Grab the bag. That is a civil issue in the court system. >> He heard everything. I didn't >> We're walking out the door. >> Talk to her. >> We're walking out THE DOOR. >> EVERYONE WAS TALKING TO HER. >> WE'RE WALKING OUT THE DOOR. And if y'all want to trespass, you got to tell her in front of me. I know what I feel in reality. >> You hear that, Haley? She's just trespassing. >> I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. >> HALEY, GO. >> I know people that know you. >> Haley, go. >> CJ, I'm going to [ __ ] you up >> because that's wrong for her. >> What are you doing? >> Stop. Haley, stop. >> What are you doing? >> Stop. >> I don't want to hurt your >> Please, >> Haley. I'm trying not to hurt the dog. I didn't do anything that bad. I didn't do anything that bad. I didn't talk to you. I didn't even talk to you. >> You're going to jail. >> [ __ ] I didn't do anything. Don't threaten her and tell me. That's [ __ ] Like, look at the recording. >> Come on. >> My dog. Haley, really? >> Well, look who's here. The lawyer finally made his grand entrance, but honestly, he wasn't going to change a thing. >> The receipts and stuff. Please, I know you're irritated. I know you're irritated in the car, >> I know you're irritated. >> Come over here. >> I know you're irritated. Please stop. Please stop. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN NOW. >> I WILL PAUSE. >> They don't want to listen to simple directions. >> Yes, sir. I was here earlier today. >> Here with us and her. >> I I was here earlier today. Okay. They said, "I've been dealing with this all day." Okay. >> They tell her she going to get kicked out. So, they know I come here. Okay. You can stay. Okay. So, they give me these uh all these bills. Here it is. >> Up until today, even double charging her. >> That's a civil issue. If you're really an attorney, like she said, then you know it's a civil issue. But >> that has nothing to do with us >> for trespassing. >> She got kicked out and when I No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. >> She was Stop talking. >> YOU STOP. I'M TIRED. >> NO. >> I'M TIRED OF THIS [ __ ] You're >> not going to yell at me. >> I just yell at you. >> We're done. >> You're not involved in this. Leave. >> Go away. >> [ __ ] >> Leave. >> Leave before you get arrested first. >> I'm going to get her stuff. >> I'm giving you a lawful order to get out of here. >> Well, get her dog. >> Get her stuff. >> That's between you and them. >> Yeah. Why didn't you wait a second? your phone number. Go. >> I'm telling you, I'm about to ask you and I'm going to put you in jail for obstruction. >> So what? >> If you're a real attorney, you know that would ruin your bar. >> In the end, she took a trip to jail facing charges of trespassing, resisting without violence and obstruction of justice. The lesson here is simple. Leave while you still can because stupidity always comes with a heavy price tag. Meanwhile, the internet has been having a field day leaving comments on her little performance. If you don't have anywhere to go, maybe don't give them a reason to kick you out in the first place. Something tells me Haley brings chaos and hell wherever she goes. Why pay for cable TV when you can see stuff like this for free? So, what do you all think of this little performance? Go ahead and leave your thoughts in the comments below. But listen, a few unpaid bills are the least of our worries. Wait until you see this next case where losing touch with reality is the real story. for a minute. Sit up. Sit up. My phone. So why you think I have my phone? >> Sit down. >> Don't even sit here and act like >> On January 14th, 2023, in the lobby of a high-end hotel, police were called in to handle a lady who treated the rules like they were optional. What follows is a master class in how to dig yourself a hole so deep there's no climbing out. >> He stole my phone. I just got my phone back. >> Sit down. >> I just got my phone back. >> Sit down. Let me >> I just got my phone back and they're lying. I just got my phone back from that red hair guy. >> Sit down. Sit down. >> Hey, sit down for a minute. Sit down. My phone. So why you think I have my phone? >> Sit down. >> Don't even sit here and act like you did. >> I just got my phone. Sit down. >> Sit down. >> The moment she saw those uniforms, she went straight into her assaulted victim routine. Too bad for her. These officers aren't some cheap audience, especially once the hotel manager started spilling the real tea about her little unauthorized tour. >> She went back to for her room. >> Mhm. >> She didn't know where her room was. She gave him different numbers, all this stuff. Engineer I called down to help her in her room. >> Okay. >> She went and started cussing out engineering. >> Okay. >> She then called up front desk. Start cursing out front desk people. >> Okay. >> Front hanging up on her. She came up here. Start getting loud, angry, cussing on anybody out. all this other stuff. Try to give her a chance >> and back there. Try to give her come back. Give her a chance. She catching everybody else getting too again. So now she got she got to go leave. She not leaving. She not moving. Nothing. She She then come. She wants a card. She sits out here says who's calling 911. She calling 911. She explain to her what she what's going on. She called 911 herself. She wants her money back. All this other stuff. She's in the she she's in the room. Okay. So she went she then put the put on speaker phone and put it in another associate's face. Okay. >> Came to the camera and put it in her face. I come up to her after I stepped in interviewing with my job security intervening. She started putting in my face wash my hand away. She put it in my she put it in my face. Push it in my face. I push her hand phone away. >> Okay. >> And she started hitting me. >> Okay. >> Um >> got her stuff got her out. She kept hitting stuff like that. >> Multiple of the staff was assaulted. Okay. >> Um um she's Okay, that's someone. She going to shoot this place up. >> Okay, >> so she going to get somebody to call shoot this place up multiple times. Everybody heard it. >> Okay, >> I got everything on camera. So, >> does she honestly think waving that phone around makes her look powerful? Honestly, she looks like a toddler with a toy she doesn't understand without a lick of common sense to realize she's just embarrassing herself. >> This all happened right here in the front desk. >> Yeah, >> that's her right there. >> Yeah, let me get a better angle. >> So, what was she mad about? Um, so originally she checked in um and when she checked in she I think she went to the wrong room. Um so it started off with the engineer person. So she started you know insulting him just going off on him. Long story short, she marched her way to the front desk and and well, she she then called um PBX uh insulted her then marched her way to the front desk and that's where she started 1331 to leave multiple times. She didn't need to leave. She just started >> just very rude, disruptive. >> Is that her only stuff right there? Okay. >> [clears throat] >> Look what push you to death if you take me. >> Thank you for your restraint. >> 4126. >> I find it time for her to leave. She kept hitting me. >> Okay. >> Right here. >> Who else did she hit? >> She hit She hit me and then she hit her. It's more >> She went to go hit her and then I tried to block her. >> There's more coming up here. >> Okay. >> Um >> Did you get Did you get hit back here as well? >> Yes. Um I I believe she's highly intoxicated. Um >> she needs your ID, your ID, and your ID. >> Is your ID in here? >> Yes. >> Can I grab it? >> Okay. So now they ruined my purse and now I'm getting this trouble. It's right there somewhere. >> Oh, it's in there. Okay. I'm getting this and I didn't even do anything. You see I'm sober. They serious. First of all, I f I bought my hotel room. You can see that I brought my hotel room. >> She's still clinging to those nursery school lies. Even with the cold hard truth caught on camera, when the evidence is staring you right in the face, lying like that is just buying yourself a first class ticket straight to a jail cell. >> Why are people first of all They talking about I got an attitude with the front desk. I brought my hotel. I brought it. I never even walked up to the hotel room. >> Okay. >> So, you're supposed to be checking in today or what? >> I I did get an attitude though. >> The front desk. >> Okay. >> But you can't get an attitude with the front desk. It says somebody they cannot if I bought it and you can look up. >> Stand up. Sit down. Please stay. Stay sit down. Sit down. >> Okay. >> Stay down. Do not stand up. >> I'm not being aggressive. >> I didn't say you were. I just don't want you to stand up. >> I bought the room and I didn't even go up there. Okay. >> They literally She talking about, "Oh, you got an attitude." >> So, you just got here? >> Yes. Oh my god. Oh, my mother. I just got here. They talking about, "Oh, you got an attitude here." >> How long are you supposed to be staying here for? >> A day. >> We'll get to We'll get to in a sec. Give me a few minutes. Okay, I'm ready. >> No, let me get it in the car. >> They just left. Are you cold or something? >> Hey, Kevin. >> Is she okay to sit in the sit in the car? >> Yeah, you can put her in the car. We haven't had her. >> Check your uh You dropped your dropped your >> I haven't done anything. >> Okay, you dropped your card there. >> Hang on. Hang on. Grab this stuff real quick. Here. >> No, no, no. You keep that. Just grab your bags. >> He broke my purse. >> You're not getting in the driver's seat. Stop. No, you're not getting in this one either. Come on back here. All right. I'll grab your stuff. >> Okay, never mind. You're not going to treat me like a convict cuz I didn't do anything. >> I'm not treating you like a convict. You're trying to get in the driver's seat of a police car. That's not going to happen. Okay. Hey, if you would like to go sit down in the police car, I'll escort you back there. I just don't want to leave your stuff up here so nobody take it. >> Now, this isn't just your everyday delusion. This girl actually thought she had the right to hop into the driver's seat of a patrol car. Let's see how long that attitude lasts once the officers decide they're done playing games. >> What's in your What's in your pocket there? What is that? >> I think it's lotion. Okay, that's fine. You can keep that on. >> You can keep that on you. That's fine. >> Okay. >> Lipo if you want. >> There you go. Nope. I just checked it here. Actually, I'll just open open the pockets. >> No. Yeah, I check it. There's nothing. It's no pockets. That's my hand. >> Okay. There you go. >> I don't need a >> little warmer there. >> Okay. You don't have to close. >> You want to keep it open? Okay. You got her touch. >> You got her touch. No. >> Let me Are you >> What was that? >> When you When did you get here? like 10 minutes ago. >> 10 minutes ago. >> Okay. How long? >> I literally brought this hotel room. I brought it. >> Okay. >> And they sit here and [ __ ] I got an argument with the >> I'm going to talk. All right. >> Okay. >> I'm going talk. >> Can you let me just >> You're under arrest. So, put your hands behind your back. Okay. >> Here. It's my fault. >> All right. We'll get it. We'll get it. There you go. >> Why am I under arrest? I sit here and I got in an argument with the front desk and then she was just like, "Oh, >> see that? There you go. I got your stuff. I'm going put it all together." Okay. >> Tell me why I'm under arrest. >> Assault. >> The whole thing's over there. The dude's bleeding on the back of his head. Yes, ma'am. You're going to jail. >> Turn around. Face the car so he can he can adjust the cuff. >> I cannot touch him. >> Okay. Well, you'll have a court date. You can explain that to the judge. >> Just hang tight. They have cameras all over that place. You hit multiple people in there. >> Imagine putting your hands on someone until they bleed and then asking why you're being arrested. That level of innocence belongs in a textbook for criminals. Sadly, she still thinks a few crocodile tears will keep her from going behind those bars. >> What was your name, ma'am? >> I need to explain something to you. What's your name? I'd like to address you by your name. >> Deja. All right. So, we do not have a female officer. Do you have any contraband or anything like that? Legal narcotics weapons on you? No, but can you just get my purse and my stuff? >> Everything's going to be going with us. All right. So, I'm going to pat you down with the outside of my hand. Okay. Make sure you don't have anything in your waistband. Okay. >> So, I don't really have to spend a night at jail. >> Yes, ma'am. Lift your lift your arms up. >> Can I call my mom? >> Once you get down to the jail, I'll let you make a phone call. >> Can I just call on the way to jail? >> Yeah, we can't do that. >> I want you to get >> I don't care about >> He hit me first. Did you see that? >> 61. Did you see him hit me first? >> Did y'all see him hit me first? >> Ma'am, you were shoving your phone in his face and he moved your hand out of the way. I saw the whole thing happen >> and that's when you started swinging. Go ahead and step on in. You'll have a court date. >> He hit me when we was outside. >> That was after the fact. You have a court date. Step inside. Watch your hands. Scoot over. There you go. >> An issue before or >> Yeah, she she apparently she went to 229 which in that's not her room. So, she went into the room. So, she doesn't have a room here at all. >> She have a room, but her room is 239. But she let the she started to be so disrespectful to the engineer guy. He just opened the door and let her in. And when she realized that that's not her room, she came out. She called and that's when she spoke to me and then she started calling me all kind of for no reason. I was like, I'm not going to have you talk to me like that. So, I hung up the phone and sure enough, she came to the desk. When she came to the desk, she started to be loud and we started to videotape and all that. And then the manager came in and I told her, I said, "This lady has to go." So I told her exactly what happened and you know, she stayed in the lobby being loud, being loud, being loud, you know, and it just ended up escalating more, you know. So >> Okay. >> Yeah. She's just created a very disruptive environment for all of us and >> we're hoping to not have her return back to property. >> All right. I'll give her a criminal trespass form as well. Okay. Um, so if she ever does come back, then she'll go to jail for >> In the end, she was hauled off to jail facing charges of battery, disorderly conduct, and resisting an officer. So, what do you think about her private school [music] card? Does she get an Oscar for the most desperate performance of the year? The last case was just a disconnection. But stay tuned. The next one is a full-blown riot by a pair of entitled souls. >> My decision can change. My decision can change for me to get my >> My decision can change. So, so drop your attitude. Stop. >> On January 5th, 2022 at the Marriott in Florida, police were called in to handle a serious disturbance right at the hotel bar. And let me tell you, what actually went down is bound to catch you off guard. >> You guys know what room stay? I'll take it if you want. >> I don't know what room is. Like I was saying, the the one guy that was walking down there with the little purse on his hand was with the couple, >> but they got him out of there, went up, but I don't know which room they're in. So, >> you said who knows them? I'll show you where where he's at right now. Where did it happen? At the bar, you said? >> Yeah. >> Out here. >> Right in the inside bar. >> They have video, I'm assuming. Right. >> No, we have nothing. Nobody on property. >> You don't know where they were? >> This is the couple that was with the other couple who actually I'm pretty sure was the one. Give me one second. Let me make sure that was right on [clears throat] the >> If they find them, I'll do disorderly. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not the couple. Okay. >> So, we don't we don't know where the group was. >> I apologize. >> So, if they're staying on the property, um if he doesn't want to do anything about the battery, if you find them on the property or you know where they're staying, if you want them off the property, >> just call us back and let us know cuz obviously we can't go door to door for a second. >> Me? >> Yeah. Can you tell what happened with the with the thing in here with the guy? And >> did you see when you moved on the chair for somebody and then there was an incident? Can you tell what happened? >> I moved down the chair. They had folks that were going out that way that were moving back and forth or gentlemen down towards him and that's what I saw. >> What did you see the other guy do to him? >> Walk down and put his arm on his on his hand and his neck. >> Okay. >> Shoulder. >> Thank you. >> You want to come look? I We got him. >> Got him. >> Yeah. Will you come verify that soon? >> Like I said, you're not you're not trying to be a victim. The hotel, the business is the victim. It's disorderly conduct. The troublemaker seemed to think he was the director of The Godfather, but in reality, he was just a drunk guy trying too hard to play the big boss at the bar. The police caught up with the couple as they were attempting a very slow motion getaway. Hello. Hey, I know you hear me yelling. >> Come back here and talk to me. Come back here to the property. Come back here and talk to me real quick. Did you guys go in a fight earlier or something at the bar? Fight? >> Was something happen at the bar? Yes. >> Yes, that's probably you. All right, let's go back here and talk on the property. >> Um, somebody >> What's your first name, buddy? >> Do me a favor. Can you take your hands out of your pockets? I appreciate it, man. Where you from? >> Iowa. >> Iowa. >> Okay. Do me a favor. Turn around that way. >> What do I do? >> Turn around that way. Put your hands behind your back. >> Put the palms of your hands together. >> What the hell did I do? >> Uh, I got mad at somebody. >> Let's walk. I am dumbfounded. There's four cop cars here for this. >> Sand right here for >> Okay. >> You okay? Said I'm dumbfounded, dude. >> He's got a little bit of a cough or something. >> No, I don't have a cough or nothing. I It was a fake cough of I can't believe what's going on. >> All right, give me a fair take a seat for a second. >> He's like, I'll tell you. >> Do you understand what I'm saying? >> I do. Give me the ticket over and talk to him. And I like >> And then the guy goes, "We have to make you go up to your room." And then like >> you grab a head. Can you Is that Did you see the guy? >> Yeah, I did. >> It's the same guy. >> Yeah. Same. Okay. >> What's his up there? >> Uh three. >> Um Yeah. So he just talked to the other guy where they moved him down. >> But like the staff wouldn't have seen it, right? >> No. No. The bartender saw it too. >> If you want to wait here, I'll go talk to But he or her. >> Uh she it's The truth didn't stay hidden for long once the bartender started talking. It turns out this pair had been looking for a fight from the moment they walked in, working together to bully innocent bystanders with that nasty aggressive attitude. >> So, which guy was There's two guys, right? The bald guy with his wife. She has a pink shirt. >> The wife initially came in was just loud and >> she has pink shirt on. >> She had a red shirt. >> Yes, not mistaken. Yeah, >> we're with her now. >> Um Oh, really? >> Yeah. We found them walking away trying to walk. >> Yeah. Uh there was uh the gentleman that was spoke to at the sitting at the end of the bar got up and moved >> cuz they were like >> well so they could all sit down. >> Okay. Were they at the end of the bar? >> And they were and she said something I did not hear. It was a uh some type of really nasty remark to the gentleman's wife who called you. The girl in the red shirt made a remark to the guy that moves white. >> Yes. The guy that >> So they clearly was starting problems. >> And then the baldheaded guy got up and that's all I saw was like his arm around the gentleman's neck >> like what? Like this like >> Yeah. He he got wronged big time. >> So because he doesn't want to do anything about the battery about him getting touched. Okay. But we are arresting him for disarming cotton in a retail establishment because obviously that's not that's not okay. You're just going to come back and do it again. >> Yeah. I would think that they're probably going to remove him from the hotel this evening as well. >> Probably. Uh you Rick, your full name. >> Uh is actually >> we'll get what room they're staying at. Do you want them off the her off the property? He's going to >> We got the We got He gave us the room number. Then he took down Got it. Yeah. He took down my ID and my phone number. >> All right. So when she comes back in here, well, I'll tell her out there, but she'll have to come and get herself and get out of here. >> All right. >> I wasn't here >> and all I know is the two stories that I have. >> You got that story, though. >> I got your story and I got her story and I got >> You got other story. Well, like whatever like the police or whatever >> to be like this. I get it if there was like something big, but there wasn't. It was not something >> I think I think you guys should actually be doing. >> I think the lesson here >> I think the lesson here is you just can't touch people just because you want to. >> Behind that arrogant front, they're nothing more than common harassers. When they were told to pack up and leave, the wife threw away the last bit of her dignity, resorting to insults and a completely pointless struggle against the law. our um hotel. >> Okay. >> Cuz my husband had a confrontation with one of your um people. >> Gotcha. >> And then they got called in even though. >> So we just need to need to check you out here, >> please. Yes. >> Yeah. >> And all my stuff is in my room. So I can't go. I have to go to my room to get my purse and everything. >> Yeah. You said you said you're okay, >> man. Yeah. Um, >> so I have to go to my room. >> Sorry. Come with me. >> Hey, by the way, my decision can change. My decision can change. >> Want me to get my under? >> My decision can change. So So drop your attitude. Stop swearing down here. Get your things. >> Wait, did I swear? >> Yeah. You said it's [ __ ] ridiculous over here. >> What did I say? If you keep arguing with me, I have an easier solution. >> Did I swear? >> Did I swear? >> Yes, you did. I'm telling you to stop. Stop arguing. Get your things and let's go. >> You're now trespassing if you refuse to get your things. Get your key and get your things. >> Did I swear at you? >> Yes, you did. Get your things. >> What did I swear? >> If you I'm Did I swear at you? I did not >> I did not swear. I I didn't swear. >> Stop. Or you going to get another charge? >> I I did not play. I didn't say a naughty word. >> We're not going to stand here with you while you being trespassed. >> You can't say I said a naughty word. >> Stop fighting against me and walk. >> Now you have another charge. Stop fighting with me. >> I'm falling. >> Get up. >> Stand up. >> You just got another charge. Stand up. >> Please help. That hurts. Please >> stand up. >> 58 years old. Like, please stop. >> Stand up. >> No. I don't swear. I didn't say nothing to you. >> She's just digging her own hole deeper with a mouth that doesn't have a stop button. Eventually, she finally decided to speak her mind. But unfortunately, those confessions only serve to confirm a brand new set of charges against her. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] Like, I'm swearing now. >> Yeah, I finally said a naughty word, you [ __ ] >> Why would you work at me like that? I I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. NAUGHTY. >> I never said Oh, [ __ ] I didn't SAY ANYTHING, MAN. I DIDN'T EVEN SAY A naughty word, you [ __ ] >> Couple things we got to go. Is there anything I need going to poke me? Stick me, cut me, hurt me, shoot me, damn you in any way possible. Guns, drugs, naz. Should they find that stuff hitting on you or your property when you get to jail, they will hit you with them. >> You can't figure out. >> I mean, but I was doing it nicely when I did it. Even though you saw the video, I didn't. >> If I walked up to you and put my arm around you nicely, does it make it okay? >> Well, I would call the cop on you. >> Well, listen. I listen. I wouldn't either, but that's the I can't tell somebody not call the cops, right? >> But, >> right. Can I tell somebody? >> Yeah. But, you know, there's some common sense in life, isn't there? >> I just do. >> If I if I can tell people to use more common sense on on the calls I go to, >> I would. But I mean, if if I if I did something to him, I would not face that way just for a second. But if I did something. >> In the end, both of them took a ride to jail. The husband is facing charges of disorderly conduct and battery while the wife was booked for trespassing and resisting arrest. [music] Now, do you think the wife's behavior was just the alcohol talking or is that Karen streak just part of her DNA? And did the officers go a bit too far taking down a 58-year-old woman? Leave your thoughts down below. If that couple was a handful, just wait. This Palm Beach lady is a total disaster. On November 21st, 2024 in Palm Beach, police were called to a luxury hotel following reports of a guest spiraling out of control. You could tell right away this wasn't going to be a walk in the park once this lady started her own little self-destruction show. >> Yeah, ma'am. Are you willing to leave on your own accord? >> No. >> No. >> Fighting. That's what I'm doing. That's why you're escorting me out. I'm such a badass. Such a problem. >> I I I'm asking you because if not, you're going to need to be trespassed. Okay. >> Oh my god. >> Well, I kind of want to trespass like >> Okay. Well, you need >> I don't have a I was trespassing. Someone's going to buy it here. >> Ma'am, >> you better throw me out. I would handcuff me, like put me against the wall and like, how do you feel? And I'd be like, they're terrible. >> Ma'am, how'd you get here? >> I was like I was humping and >> Okay, how are you getting home? >> It's just plain foolish to think that challenging an officer on duty is a way to show how tough you are. This Karen is just digging her own grave deeper with every arrogant word and that stubborn uncooperative attitude. You are going to get arrested. Don't ask me. I am. >> Ma'am, this is the last This is the last point before you get home. >> Shut up. I'm going home. >> There's no reason to arrest me. >> So, do you want me to call the Uber? Do not get raped. >> Do you want me to call you? >> Can you call in her an Uber? >> No, we're [ __ ] >> Where do you live? Shut up. >> Where do you live? >> Where do you live? Where do you live? >> Do you want me to call the Uber? >> I'm going to give you one last warning. >> Do you want to ask? >> Where do you live? Wait, >> I can hold the Uber for you. >> I don't even know where my Navy Seals commanding officer for you. >> He's recording it in case he gets assaulted. >> No, keep recording, ho. You don't look bad. >> OH MY GOD. I'VE CAUSED THESE PROBLEMS. I'm so sorry. >> All right. LISTEN. LISTEN. >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> STOP. >> What the hell? What? What is wrong with you? >> First of all, it's stronger than you. IT'S EMBARRASSING. >> You're under arrest now. Can you grab her arms? >> No. That's embarrassing for YOU GUYS. You can't careful. I'M SORRY YOU STOP. >> STOP. >> STOP. STOP. >> I'm trying not to put you on the ground, ma'am. >> I am. >> When you're staring down the law, physical strength doesn't mean a thing. Just remember, the steel of those handcuffs is always going to be tougher than any oversized ego. >> What are you doing? Embarrassing. 1 2 3. Turn over. I'm pulling your skirt back on. Under arrest. So stupid of you. Good job. Idiot. You [ __ ] That was seriously. What the hell? There is no reason for that. I was bleeding. resisting arrest. >> I did not resist anything. They tackled me. You're >> There's your car >> over here. Hold up. Yeah, you got her. Idiot. Record. Let him talk. Let him talk. >> Been recording the whole time. >> Yeah, but y Let's go. Have a seat. >> Her cell phone go with her. >> She's staying at my house. >> Yeah, but you can take that with her. >> Yeah, we can take it to the jail with her. >> I want to try to get a hold of >> um Should we go into Palm Beach County Jail? >> Okay. >> Um 24 hours at least. >> Uh more than likely. Well, it's usually what is it 8 hours for intoxication. Um, sorry. >> Once they once they bond, >> I don't think they might hold her for eight. If not, they can set a bond and and release her. >> Okay. >> Us Probably going to be trespass um drunk and disorderly. And >> while her poor friend was clearly dying of embarrassment trying to weather the storm, this lady was under the delusion that the law is just a suggestion. It's honestly laughable. She was ready to start a riot over a $30 tab that had already been paid for >> 10 years ago. She came out late last week to visit. Um I think something might have triggered some kind of manic manic episode or of course she took something that I don't know. But she started slipping out in the car and she went into the bar. I went back to the car cuz I was just like [ __ ] you know, the things she was saying. I went back and I walked into all this drama about the tab once I figured out what was going on. >> I just met her tonight and she was talking to her when I walked up. So once I figured out what's going on, I paid the tab. I apologize to everyone. This is my first time here. I'm super embarrassed. >> Yeah. >> And um I'm just I'm I'm worried. Also, I have a daughter at home that I need to go home to. It's a school night. I can't bring this to my house. That's why I was saying like 24 hours at least. >> Well, I I said you order the Uber, but she kept going back. I I met her >> and she's getting more and more riled up >> and >> but it's not going to stop. >> Yeah. I mean, honestly, the charges three three misdemeanors. >> Yeah. >> I mean, it's not like she's looking at hard times. This is more of a >> you can't behave like this. You're going to spend a night in jail. That's really what the charges are. >> Okay. Yeah. No, I understand. >> Okay. So, they originally was sitting at the bar. >> Yeah. And they had a tab of >> I didn't drink at all. >> $30 something dollars. Um, she claimed that she put $150 cash in the uh checkbook. We check cameras. >> Okay. I mean, this is really where it went down because she was she was on her way out. >> Um, belligerent the whole time, but she was still working her way off the property. And then that's when she turned back and continued to dance around. Then she went back. She made it to about here, went back to valet, talked to her friends. her friends said, "Hey, well, let's get you an Uber, whatever." And then she starts getting more and more belligerent and she turns back again and that's when I raised my voice and I said, "Hey, you're not going to keep going. Stop." And then that's when she just That was it. We had to grab her. Okay. >> So, that's the friend. That's her That's her phone number. >> Okay. >> She uh she said she started getting disorderly in the car on the way here. And >> what's her friend's name? >> It's in the cat. I ran her uh Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. Here's her DLC in the car. Um, >> you guys could call me too like before she's going to get released or anything if that's possible or >> We don't have control over that. That's the jail that actually goes up. Okay. >> Um, she she agreed. You could tell her what you just told her. You know, you >> I did. I'm sorry. I have a wedgie. I'm pulling it. >> In the end, this lady got herself a free vacation at the Palm Beach County Jail along with a fine that's probably going to cost her 10 times more than that original $30 bill. She's now facing charges of trespassing, disorderly intoxication, and resisting arrest. The delusions end right here, making way for those classic moments where the officers are just struggling to keep a straight face. On September 8th, 2023, officers were called in after reports of a woman causing quite a scene at the pool area. Things were bound to get complicated the second she decided the cooperation just wasn't on her agenda. >> Sheriff's office, >> might I ask what the problem is? >> Sheriff's office. >> I was the first and I would like to know what the problem is because I CAN'T EVEN GET IN MY OWN POOL. >> THERE WAS A DOG in the parking lot. >> Unlock the door. You're going to go to jail if you don't open the door. If you don't open the door, you're going to go to jail. >> I'm going to defax and I'm going TO MY LAWYERS. I want you all to calm down for a minute. >> Unlock the door, please. >> Lock it for you. >> Okay, go ahead and remove it. >> Unlock it. >> Might I ask why? >> Because we're telling you to. >> Do you have a warrant? >> I don't need a warrant. >> Don't need one. >> Why was that lady? >> You're going to jail. >> All right, sir. >> You've been warned. >> Okay, I'm sorry. >> Yep. So are we. Open the door. >> What do you want me to do, babe? Unlock the door. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you are leaving. >> Come on out. >> The hotel across the street tried to poison me over. I tried to go there last night to run from the guy that I believe is a pedophile above my head. And then I was refused service at two hotels. I've never been in this hotel. I say to myself, I'm gonna go and enjoy the pool and go about all this city freaking business that I still have to do because my aunt has just died. >> Man, would you unlock the door, please? >> Make sure that my money from my grandmother that she took illegally from me is secure. Is that >> I can't talk to you through the door. Would you unlock the door, please? >> I don't want y'all to rush on me. >> I'm not going to rush on you. UNLOCK THE DOOR. JUST LIKE >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, open the door. THAT'S A BIG DEAL TO SOME PEOPLE. OKAY. >> Open the door. >> That's like something getting poisoning. >> Unlock the door, please. >> Sir, >> I was asking I told you guys about Wilson's thing that was closed. >> Remove that lock and we'll talk some f we'll talk further. >> Well, might we go outside so that I can see? >> Yeah, I think that sounds like an excellent idea. Why don't you unlock that door? Instead of playing nice, she chose to barricade herself in and started demanding a lawyer, even though she was breaking every rule in the book. That little stunt pushed the officers to their breaking point, forcing them to use their universal key to bring the curtain down on her little drama. >> The blonde offs, calm down. I'll give you a second. >> Just do it. >> You don't have to break through the door. >> Apparently, you do. >> Just chill. I'll open. >> Unlock. There we go. >> Look, man. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY to you? That's >> I want to speak with my lawyer. >> Okay. Well, you're going to need a lawyer. >> Yes, you do. Stop. You are an abomination. AND WHO MIGHT Y'ALL BE? I number of taser. TASER. TASER. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. PUT YOUR HANDS behind your back. >> Yes, sir. I will. I APOLOGIZE. IT'S SO SCARY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. >> Face down. Hands behind your back. >> Please. I'm not anyone. I'm just someone's daughter-in-law down here. I'M HERE. SHUT UP. >> I want to speak to my lawyer. I want to speak to my lawyer from GA. yogurt. >> No, sir. >> A little on the extra side. >> I'm just going through something really hard. And when I went to the place where they were supposed to solve it, they were more concerned >> with Tai Mc Leo than they were with helping me get to the therapist. Now, I did get to the therapist, >> but the mental health ladies, they don't cover under the judge. They flutter around like they can do whatever they want. And it's very hard when that happens, especially when you paid. >> He live right down the street on Rampart. Why are you here? >> Cuz that guy lives above. [clears throat] >> It's just ripping with my aunt. >> So I don't want to get hurt. >> So I don't even know where she's been buried. >> It's real important. >> That high and mighty tone vanished faster than those handcuffs clicked shut, making way for a cheap poor me victim act. and trying to scare them by bragging about her inheritance. That's a level of power tripping so ridiculous it's actually pitiful. >> Answer is, >> "Hi, how are you? My name's >> right." >> Yes, sir. >> That's all you got to do. >> I'm sorry. >> Instead of struggling and being all slimy, right? >> Smells like the bed's all nice and made. All right. So, >> you will be going to jail today for trespass after warning. No, I asked her who she was and she didn't tell me who she was. Sir, I'd like for you to rethink it for a moment. >> I don't think anything. >> Can I please go to the BHU and calm down? I finally got my hair untangled. >> And that's where the judge asked me to go. I had to ask him three times for an MH, not a psych. >> So, I don't know where they were going to put me, but if they shaved my head, I was going to freak out. >> And you know, like it's hard to find a private investigator or something. I asked for the private eyes number. It takes them How's that? >> What do you think? >> But I don't know what I'm going to do about my house. >> What about the pedophile and all those other pedophiles over there that I got pushed into instead of being able to like be with you >> I'm just >> I had to wait for a year to prove to Miss Connie my doctor in the pen. And I didn't have sleeping pills that I need. >> She then took me on a brain draft of a brainchanging drug instead of just a drug that put >> Would you mind standing up? Would you mind standing up for me? We'll get you some shoes. Can you get your little sandals there and we'll put on some clothes? >> She tried to get lost in talking about her beauty routine just to dodge the cold, hard legal reality staring her in the face. That mental breakdown she was aiming for felt like a desperate, pathetic attempt to swap criminal charges for a spa retreat. >> I'm going to go to prison for eight years if you guys take me off instead of being able to do my business. >> I didn't do that to you. >> Yeah, you did when you let Ellen sell me like a slave. >> You're going to stop. >> Can I have a cigarette, PLEASE? SIR, >> WHY IS IT MY FAULT? >> STOP TENSING UP. >> I WANT SOMEONE TO COLLECT MY PROPERTY. PLEASE BRING >> STOP TENSING UP. >> I have $200 glasses I bought so I can get into that >> studio. And you're going to walk like >> Do you understand me? >> Yes, sir. I do. >> You understand me, sir? >> Do I say no? >> Right. Left. >> Can I speak to my lawyer while we're here? >> No. >> Ma, why did you say no to me? God doesn't have to work. >> I'm so sorry. The chlorine scared me and they didn't pace me back and forth yelling and then they've been chasing pie around over that old man. I wouldn't have even seen the husband at all. All I knew was some guy messing with him when I tried to put a lock on my door. >> Hey, buddy. >> So, I was just gonna walk. >> Please don't say that. >> I can do it. >> But you guys have to move at the same time when I told the therapist to try to help me with the thing upstairs. I guess you know it's a bank thing like what Susan was doing when she asked me to sign a quit playing D and then mortgage out and she called my dad a lose game. But really kind of wasn't. >> He made her $700,000. He wasn't a D. >> It was a good sign. Don't you think? >> The whole performance ended with a rather shameful escort and a lot of nonsensical rambling about her bank account. >> Maybe checking those things. [snorts] >> No, taste it. I'm serious. Cuz look at them berries down there. What do you think my little >> Look at them berries. >> Yeah, >> like berries and cream. >> What does lemonade taste like to you, sir? >> Berries and cream. Berries and cream. the Marmalade Hills of VHSville. >> Please make sure I get my property. Okay. I'm so sorry. It's really hard. >> Nothing new. >> You got anything on you or anything? >> Never have a baby. We'll see. >> Have a seat. Fantastic. >> And I plan to make sure they have enough not to be yelled at all. >> All right. We're going to get this out of the little probe out of you. Okay. >> Okay. You're not going to put no more probes in me, are you? >> No. >> Okay. Cuz I did see a guy with his head shaped and a plastic probe in him. I don't want that to happen to my back. >> You understand? Fabian. >> Oh. >> Sorry. I didn't >> I think that was the only one. >> Too much chlorine in there. I smoke so I can >> You can tell. Turn that way. Nope. The other way. >> Keep going. Keep going. What's up? >> Just keep in motion. >> In the end, she took a ride to jail facing charges of trespassing and resisting an officer without violence. Now, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much credit do you give these officers for keeping a straight face while listening to that whole berry lemonade lecture? The lesson [crying] is simple. Never bring a [screaming] power trip into a hotel lobby. When you decide to check out of reality, handcuffs will be the thing to bring you back to Earth. Thanks for watching today's dose of instant karma.