And there's some numbnuts running around on these bikes. >> Come on to Lehigh Acres, buddy. >> A lot of people die of bikes because they're doing stupid. >> We're number two, aren't we? >> Yeah. >> I've seen them when they went up to patrol cars. Florida Highway Patrol tapped on the hood. >> I got a whole dash cam of you doing stupid stuff, >> man. Back to the Tractor Supply to get another one. >> Hey, Dave. I'm sorry, bro. >> Listen, listen to me. I don't want to have to do this, but we need subscribers. So, if we don't have 20 subscribers in the next hour, you'll never see him again. >> Hey, I'm just I'm just going to watch this. I'm going to watch this. I'm going to watch this. [laughter] >> Oh, YouTube, please. Please. It's all props. It's all props. It's all props. >> Give it to us, >> Dave. It's all props. It's all props. I got another one, too, by the way. >> He's got them. >> They're looking good, Dave. Bud, I got to get my hat on. >> Look at you, man. Look at you. >> I don't want my hair sticking out. >> Fancy. I know a lot of people have asked for pursuits. >> Listen, nothing better than a good motorcycle pursuit. And there's some numbnuts running around on these bikes. >> Come on to Lehigh Acres, buddy. >> Doing wheelies. >> Idiot. >> Standing up. >> Almost got Man, I ain't going to tell that. >> Tell it. >> No. So, one time I was coming back home from um Tampa, John and I, and this idiot riding down 75, riding Willies, hanging off, cutting in front of traffic, got off the same exit I did, I pulled up to him. I was like, "You ignorant." And I said some not nice stuff. And he gave me the finger. He was like, "What's up?" I was like, "Pull over then." And then he and then he pointed at his GoPro on his helmet like I'm like, "Oh, you were just so tough, Mr. Motorcycle Rider." >> GoPro. >> Oh, man. He scared me. That was how he almost hit us. >> Dangerous. It's dangerous. A lot of a lot of guys I mean there's a big push for people that ride motorcycles safe, but a lot of people die on bikes because they're doing stupid [ __ ] >> We're number two, aren't we? >> Yeah. Florida. Crazy. I mean, I got a motorcycle Harley Fat Boy sitting in the garage. I haven't taken out for about four years, probably. Yeah, >> you're a guy that owns it. >> I own it because I wanted it, >> right? >> But I don't ride it and I've ridden bikes all my life. All my life. Motorcycles. Florida is dangerous as [ __ ] >> bro. Where I come from, Illinois, shout out to the pure Illinois. >> We know how to ride motorcycles where I'm from. >> You don't The kids that ride these motorcycles would get beat up by the other motorcycle riders where I'm from. >> No doubt. >> It's It's just D. They scared me. That kid scared me that day. >> Yeah. >> Thought he was going to die. >> Then they go in and out of cars and they weave and all it takes is just one person to be like, "Okay, I think I'm just going to go around and boom, they're done." >> You know how they drive. Let's take this one all the way out to Pueblo, Colorado. Colorado. And we're gonna see these guys ride. And uh [laughter] these officers are pretty fun. This would be like you and I in the car. This is This is actually pretty cool. Yeah, it's a good one. >> Look at this guy. This cat's kind of like Wild Hogs. >> You know [laughter] what I'm talking about. The dude Dudley. He's riding his motorcycle. He don't know how to ride it. >> That's what it reminds me of. >> Wild Hogs. Good movie. Hey, Marco. Hold on. >> I do know that one. >> Yeah, this is Dudley, right? >> He's looking back at him like, "Ah, something ain't right." >> So, the cops are behind him. >> Yeah. >> These guys are like, >> not too swift. >> Did you ride bikes when you were a kid? >> Oh, yeah. Still I rode motorcycles my whole life, man. >> What was your first bike? >> The first motorcycle. The first motorcycle that I ever rode was a 50. A little 50. But I probably had a little mini bike, too. But the motorcycle I really learned to ride on was a 125. >> Yeah. >> Kawasaki. And I had that motorcycle forever, buddy. I I love that motorcycle. >> I had a Yamaha. I think it was a DT125 or something. It wasn't like a YZ. I couldn't afford a YZ. >> And then it had the, you know, one of those little Shriner Trail 70 things that go around like that. >> Did you ever have one of those three-wheelers that were really a three-wheeler, though? I did. >> Those things were dangerous. dangerous as [ __ ] cuz you couldn't turn it like you go around a corner and you'd be like, "Ah, how about a snowmobile?" >> So, I've had those. >> They They don't know nothing about snowmobiles here. I love riding snow. >> Snow wheels are They're fast. >> Yeah. And I've had a Ninja 10R. I have fat I've had all kinds of motorcycles. >> Yeah. >> But this guy here, look at them. Come on. >> Yeah. Let's uh let's These guys are This happens a lot. >> This is the wild. This is the black widows from any which way. >> Look at the one knucklehead. He's got a shirt like I don't know what he's doing with his shirt. Turn Clyde any which way but loose. Never mind. Know the movie. >> I know that one. >> It's the Clint Eastwood. But look at him though. See that's illegal. >> Oh, it's got to clean up >> in the state of Florida. In the state of Florida, you bring your wheel off the ground. I believe it's like $1,500 $1,800 just bringing it off the >> What about when like in Orlando they all these motorcycles go through the towns at night and the cops don't even do nothing cuz they can't stop them and they're riding just in droves. seen this in New York City, too. Right on um in Brooklyn, uh right on the main street there. And these guys are going through and NYPD is like, "We can't do nothing to him." >> Shout out Brooklyn. Mr. Caves, the Firefly, >> Brooklyn Pop. >> Oh, look at this idiot. >> They don't know that that's cops behind them. >> No, not that I know of. That's funny, right? >> Yeah. >> Definitely without doing. You ever seen the dirt bike kid? Might be that guy. Look at Oh, wow. Uh-oh. He's going to show off. >> I was thinking this one might be easier to grab him off this one. >> Off of the He knows that this one tractor supply. It's that little that little mo. You know what I'm talking about. You see it? Jack is like, "Can I get one of these?" >> Can I get one of these? >> Got a 125. [screaming and groaning] >> Got him. >> Boom. Those other two guys laughing. This is my friends. We're gone. >> Do you see him? They're like He didn't even know either. Retards. >> Are you supposed to say that word? >> I don't know. >> Oh, my bad. >> We can sing. >> I mean, Dave. Yeah. Whatever you want. I mean, you had a tough fourth grade and eighth grade year. So, >> buddy, listen. I'm educated. >> There they go. >> Look at him. >> Bike. Bike. But >> he didn't know what was going on. That's funny. You know obviously why you got handcuffs, my man. I got a whole dash cam of you doing stupid stuff driving me on the road >> endangering everybody in. >> You're probably going to have to go around cuz >> we're going to >> I just called that in. >> Yeah, we were going to get one. So, >> thank you. Thank you, Karen. [laughter] >> Thank Thank you for being an upstanding citizen. Unless it was her son. She'd be like, "My son does not ride like that. He rides." That's what my mom would say. >> See it say make the call. See >> how happy everybody was. [laughter] >> You got me. >> Everybody's happy. >> She's fired up, too. Another one. >> Look at this one. >> Another motor. >> Not those bodies. >> She's like, I'm going to tell you what. The only thing I'm more worried about than those motorcycles are these pants and how I'm going to get them off. [laughter] I'm worried. Listen, if you're not worried about my knees rubbing and these pants, these motorcycles are going to effing hurt people. >> They're going to hurt people. >> She knocked me. [laughter] >> Watch. No. I'm sorry, >> Dave. >> I'm going I love Jesus. [laughter] >> Are you flawed, Dave? >> Oh, I'm a flawed human being. [laughter] I need to come to y'all Bible study. >> Well, we got one of them. Yeah, >> she got she did have the pants cranked in there. >> B, if you die, never mind. >> I got to see if we're going to your bike and put a hold on it for a nuisance. >> Oh, no. Please don't. >> The last time we dealt with these, they put a hold on them. >> Which means that it gets put in storage. You pay the tow fees >> and all that. >> Every day. >> Yeah. Every six months. >> No, bro. Just every other day. Every other day. >> Just for an hour. It goes into stores and they they they charge you on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. You know why they got him Tuesday and Thursdays for free? >> You know why they got him? >> Cuz he's stupid. >> Riding a motorcycle while he's white. [laughter] >> That is why he got him. >> Riding a motorcycle while white. >> Hey, RMW. >> That's stupid, right? We put the stupid into >> RMW. Riding motorcycle. >> White. Well, maybe be RMW. riding motorcycle. Wild white. >> Stupid. [laughter] >> Stupid white. He's probably riding back to trailer park. I promise you that. >> Look at it's a mini bike. I hardly ever ride that. >> Oh, now we're going to start. You were just riding it a minute ago. Tractor. >> Like you should have been doing wheelies down. >> Doing wheelies. Standing up. Standing up on the seat. I mean, I got a whole dash cam down northern >> of you, the motor bike, the other guy. I should have done that. I'm sorry. >> We're not We're not trying. >> He's sitting there on his >> He got his helmet on still. He's on his phone. >> We're not trying to make your life harder, man. But it is a big nuisance and a danger. >> Make him text. Hey, I'm stupid. Send it out social. >> Well, you think they would be checking him out, making sure he ain't got nothing, >> man. >> But but what do you notice different? >> He's not fighting. >> Yeah. No, he's like, "Hey, I'm sorry, man. You got me. >> Yeah. >> He's like, "Whatever, buddy." >> Every year, >> a man, >> they're loaded up, >> man. Back to the tractor supply to get another one. >> So, yeah, these bikes are on the these bikes are on the on the road, man. And >> hey, >> I've seen I've seen them where they went up to patrol cars. Florida Highway Patrol, tapped on the hood, took off. >> Oh, yeah. Because they want to chase them. >> Yeah, they want to chase. I ain't gonna tell you about it. >> Most agencies do have uh pursuit policies reference um motorcycles they won't chase >> because they can kill they they usually turn out very >> very nasty >> motorcycle pursuits depending on the crime obviously if it's a forcable felony and things like that. I lost cop on a dirt bike for >> What's that? >> I've lost cop on dirt. >> Yeah, I've done that, too. I gota admit. I gota admit. >> Yeah, I've lost. Hey, guilty. >> Guilty. >> Guilty. >> I gota admit. >> I've lost him on a dirt bike. I was coming up out of the trails because we used to ride in this cemetery called Springdale Cemetery where I'm from. But here's the cemetery, but then there's trails. I didn't I really, in all honesty, didn't know I was trespassing because my whole life they were called the trip trails. Yeah. And then so the cemetery dude come over. We're riding motorcycles. He's like, "You can't be here. I'm going call police." I'm like, "I've been riding. Don't you got somebody to bury or something, bro? Like [laughter] we I got I'm over here riding motorcycles. He calls the police. >> I've been doing this since I was >> Yeah. fourth grade. >> I thought I really thought we could ride there. And then so the police come and I see a little cop coming over and I'm like bang. So I take off. I go out. I'm coming out the other end. But as I'm going the other end, there was a cop up at the top. I'm gonna make it sound better than it did. I just jumped this car. But really, I went and I took off. >> Yeah. >> True story. The the only the only fun one >> fun story the only time I really I can't say I outran the police. We've >> went past them and they knew that we weren't supposed to be on the road and you just kept going >> and then we kept going but we took a little dip. Yeah. Um but >> that would be running they never flipped and hit the lights and and I've gotten caught too. Officer John Roach out of Bangor Main >> that have been running from him. >> He he stopped me. My buddy goes, my buddy, we come up over this hill. Patrol car's coming up another way. My buddy didn't see the car. He had turned and already went home full speed. Smoke coming out of the back. >> I'm like this and he gets me back there. Takes me home to my dad. My dad >> Oh, wow. >> My dad kind of like said a couple things. >> Yeah, we'll see that. >> It was all good. >> Well, that's that's innocent fun. You're supposed to do that. >> Yeah, it was good. We had a good time. We were kids. Hey, listen. >> Idiots. >> Yeah, dangerous. Be careful on those bikes. They ride crazy here in my neighborhood. Please calm down. >> Hey, let's go for the ride. Ride with us. Remember, like, >> subscribe, comment, share, algorithm, ride, props, handcuffs, scooters. [laughter] >> Dude's like, I'm not taking a ride. I already took one. One. I'm not taking more than one. I'm crap on you. All right, we're out. Peace.