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All right, for all you thieving morons, every store has cameras now. >> Did you get that, thieving morons, every store has cameras now? >> Well, I've got a story for you. There's this little liquor store in Fort Me, Florida. I know that comes as a shock to you. They sell absolute vodka. And guess who shops here? Michael Jackson. Yeah, really. Michael Jackson. You thought it was the one who like played and No, that one's dead. It's this Michael Jackson. He's 57. And he shops there, but he doesn't buy there. You know, he just goes in and meanders around and then he takes stuff that he wants. So, we look at the videotapes and we see, oh, we know this dude. So, that we go to his house. He said, I have never ever ever been to the brother's liquor store in Fort Me, Florida. Never. Well, dude, is this your picture? Walking through the store, leaving with a brown paper bag. He had to go to jail. You know he did. Denying it the whole way. That's not my picture you got in there stealing that liquor. Not me. No. Looks a lot like me, but it's not me. Yeah. Tell that to a jury. Have a nice day. >> Maybe he was trying to beat it out of there and find him a dirty Diana with a little bit of vodka. Good job, Poke County. Good job, God. Guns and Grady Judge.
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