No. Sit down. Sit down. >> You want to be sued >> again. [Applause] Call my dad. You think it's funny until I piss in your car and you got to clean it up. What's up everybody? I hope you guys are strapped in for this one because we are about to witness one of the most insane arrests of 2025. And I'm not saying this to exaggerate. This woman is so drunk she starts pissing in the cop car. Without further ado, let's get started. >> Hello. >> Excuse me. Step out vehicle for me. Step out vehicle for me. >> I was helping him. Okay, step out of the vehicle for me. You're reaching and grabbing for items that I don't know what is. I know one thing was a beer. I don't know what the other thing is that you were reaching and grabbing for. >> Excuse me. >> 325. Do I have 1069? >> Okay. >> Is this your vehicle? >> This is my vehicle. >> That man asked me to give him a ride. Welcome. Um, I don't want you going back in the vehicle cuz I don't know what's in there and I don't want you reaching around in there. Let me What's your first name? Captain. >> Okay. What's your first name? >> April. >> How do you spell that? >> Oops. >> A P R I L. >> Okay. And middle name? >> M A H N E Y. >> I'm sorry that was hard to understand. What is it? M A >> H O N E Y. >> M A H. N E Y >> M A H N E Y >> Yes, ma'am. M A H N E Y. >> Woo. I'm sorry. I did. I was drinking and he asked me to bring me to drop him off and then I was >> going to go back home after that. >> What's your last name? >> Mahoney. M A >> H. O N E Y. >> Okay. What's her middle name? >> May. >> You really can't make this [ __ ] up. Her first name is April and her middle name is May. Now, if her last name was June, that would be perfect. Now, I don't think she would be able to spell it because she's having a hard time with Mahoney. >> Mark, where do you stay at? >> Um, I stay at uh 20 Oh my god, this is just so I was not supposed to be in this situation. They asked me to give them a ride. >> What's your date of birth? >> Um, my address is um Yeah, I >> Oakland. Where's that at? Um I live on >> there's not an oak drive out here 312 >> drivers flight signal one I need 1069 here for FS um also if someone's available can they get 1025 with uh the witness down the road >> no right now we got to figure out this was in Singapore and they're semi. >> No, I can't come call my daughter to come here right now. >> No. >> So, I was I can't call my daughter. >> No, >> no, >> no. Sorry. Tell >> right now you're being detained on a traffic stop. We need to do further investigation. There's nothing your daughter can do for you right now. Okay. 1065 a name 2729 no positive. >> Can I at least get my >> first name? April common spelling middle name is Mike Alpha Yankee. Last name is Mike Alpha Hotel Oscar November Echo Yankee. >> Can I whiskey fox? Ma'am, >> you're not going to get your phone right now. If we need to let her know what's going on, we'll we'll deal with that in a little bit. All right. >> Uh I need to let my daughter know. How old is your daughter? >> How old is your daughter? >> My daughter is 25 years old. >> Okay. So, she's not like a a juvenile. >> No, she's at my house right now. >> Okay. >> Well, that's great then. It means that she's safe away from you. You are a danger right now. Holy [ __ ] I've never seen someone so plastered. She can't even stand straight. To think that someone like this was behind the wheel. It's pretty damn scary if you ask me that there are people like that out there and they don't give a [ __ ] about your life. They are willing to drive completely plastered and they don't even bat an eye about it. To them, it's just another Tuesday. >> All right. Well, um, >> may I? >> No, you cannot get your phone inside the vehicle. All right. >> I haven't done anything. >> Okay. Well, let me explain to you how we ended up coming to this location. All right. Somebody asked me for a ride and everything. Can I give them a ride? And yes, I was >> drinking. >> How much have you been drinking? >> Um, I I drank three 16oz McLe Ultras. >> And then what else? >> I'm in the process of moving. So >> can you get that for me on tilt? >> Can I please? >> So let me explain to you how we uh we came about this. Uh we had some concerned citizens notify us >> of your driving pattern which which they believe that you you may be under the influence. Um, yes. >> So, they they were continuing watching you, giving our dispatch updates as I was responding to this call. Um, as I uh get into the area, I see you parked. You're sitting stationary in the middle of a road that doesn't have a stop sign or anything >> because the the gentleman that I gave a ride to, >> he gathered his stuff out of my van >> and he went to >> and then he stopped. He was sorry. >> Okay. So, you're stopped on the in the roadway, which there is no no there's not any stop sign or any reason to stop. There's nothing in there that you're trying to avoid, you know. Um, and you don't have your seat belt on either. >> No ma'am. >> So, um, that's why I conduct this traffic stop. Obviously, I I come up here. I I see the deer in the center console as I walk up here that you're trying to, you know, hide and I didn't know if there's any other items or you were trying to hide. Honestly, this Karen is so wobbly that she's making me dizzy. This is unbelievable. I'm going to fast forward a little bit further to the FSTs because that is just laughable to think that FSTs are even necessary in this case. I know they have to do it. It's protocol, but I just find it so funny. Take a look at this >> because I I I can't do this. >> We're just asking you to do filter parties. What's up? I understand that, but I have inside of me. >> Well, I'm staying calm with you. >> You guys are being really >> We're not being aggressive. We're not yelling at you. >> Just let me go home. Call my daughter to come pick me up. >> Excellent. This is not the option at this point in time. >> My van's here. I'm not driving. I gave you all my information. >> You did. You gave me your name, your date of birth, and all that. All right. >> Please tell my daughter to come first exercise uh that we ask the >> Yeah. I'm not going to drive nowhere. I'll walk home. >> Is this checking your eyes? >> I'll tell you this. >> Okay. Is this checking your eyes? All right. This is the first exercise. >> I I've been hit by a car. >> Okay. We don't want that to happen. All right. So, can you stand with your feet together like mine are? Your arms down at your side? >> Okay. >> It doesn't matter. I'm not going to drive. I'm going to get my daughter to come pick me up. Okay. Whatever you do, >> can you see the very tip of this pen where my finger is pointing at? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Can you touch it with your finger so I know that you know exactly where it's at? The top of it. >> Yeah. There you go. All right. Put your hands down by back at your side. And what I need you to do is follow this pen with your eyes >> and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Do you understand these instructions? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Okay. >> Don't move your head. Can you >> just step forward? >> Yeah, that's okay. That's all right. >> Reference that female from they're going northbound here from Target. But you guys also need to understand that >> I um >> she's going to be in a gray caddy. Charlie kilo 78 Bravo CK78 CB Cherokee. center. >> All right. Now, this is going to go well. >> Keep your head straight. Just your head straight. >> Don't tilt your head up. Just keep your head. Yeah. Just follow with your eyes. >> All right. The next exercise is to walk and turn. All right. We've got a nice level pace. So, you guys have to understand that I'm a chemo >> treatment and they took the pallet out of my mouth. >> Of any medical conditions that I need to be aware of. >> What do you have? >> Um, I I have DSP. What is that if you don't mind me asking? >> So, I know exactly what she's talking about. The DSP syndrome or dark side fill is a syndrome that turns you into a massive ebeggger and you start gaslighting your audience and belittling them because they don't give you enough money. You might not understand what I'm talking about. And if you don't, trust me, it is way better that way because once you enter that vortex, you cannot leave it. But with all the joking aside, what she was probably referring to is PTSD, but she's too drunk to spell it. Yeah. >> Okay. We're just asking you to walk a line here. We're not asking you to >> uh anything. I'll call my daughter and come pick me up. >> Are you willing to uh attempt? Okay. >> We're just going to stand right there. Yeah. Right right there. Perfect. Take nine more heel to toe steps back. One, two, three, four, five. Till you get the step number nine. >> Okay. When do I start? >> Keep your arms at your side at all times. I'm not going to be okay. >> Watch your feet and count each step out loud. >> Once walking begins, do not stop until you have completed the exercise. >> I'm not. >> Do you understand these instructions? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Okay. >> Whenever you wish, you may be done. >> Just pull my >> left foot on the line. Right foot in front of it. He'll touch. >> I'm not going to deny that I've been drinking. >> I perceive that. I just have to legally operate a motor vehicle. >> At this point in time, that's not an option. Okay. Do you do you wish to learn this exercise? Because we're in the middle of doing a field soriety exercise. That's why please don't take field exercises and try to figure out what potential impairment. >> So, left foot. >> I've never been to jail. >> Right foot in front of it whenever you wish. You may be down. All right. >> I'm going to fail it. >> Or do you want to at least attempt it? Yes, ma'am. >> All right. You might go ahead and touch it for me. >> So, what do you want? >> Left foot on the line. Remember, right foot in front of it. Heel touch on your toe. >> Left. Already feeling it. >> Okay. So, you don't want to continue. >> Right. Left. >> Right foot in front of it. And then you may end the exercise. like an exercise. >> Did I just like I instructed you >> where I instruct you to walk down the line and turn around hold my butt. >> Well, how far do I got to go? >> So, you know what? I think I'm coming up with a theory that whenever there's someone that's extremely drunk like this woman, the cops are asking them to do FSTs for our entertainment because there's no way in hell a jury would look at this footage and think that this woman is sober. The only logical explanation is that this is purely for our entertainment. I don't see any other reason whatsoever. >> No, you guys are taking me to jail and I can't go to jail. I'm going to demonstrate this exercise. If you wish to perform it, you can. If you don't want to, just tell me that you don't. All right? So, what I need you to do is just stand with your feet together and your arms at your side right now. All right? And just stay like this. >> I just want to go home, man. I just want to go >> begin the exercise until I instruct you to. Do you understand? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Okay. Whenever I instruct you to, you have the choice to either raise your left or your right foot off the ground. I'm going to demonstrate by raising my right foot off the ground. You're going to raise it off the ground. approximately 6 in the height of a soda can. >> Arms down at your sides. You're going to look at your foot. >> This one or this one. >> Keep You get to choose. Look at your foot. Your foot's going to be parallel to the ground. And you're going to count out loud. 1,002 1,003 1,004 until I instruct you to stop. >> I can't. You can't. Okay. >> I can't. >> You don't want to You don't want to attempt the exercise? >> I just want to go home. >> Okay. If you wish to uh attempt this exercise, you may begin right now. >> You guys are going to lock me up. >> You just got to go through these exercises to determine. >> Please, >> if you if you wish, you may begin the exercise. Feet together, arms down at your side. Your choice, raise your foot. >> I'm going to go home. >> You don't want to do the I just don't want to not give you the opportunity to do the exercise if you want to. >> But I'm not stable. I have I've been through bin cancer and everything. >> I can't believe she really had to pull the cword. That was extremely unnecessary. She is completely plastered. It has nothing to do with the medical illnesses that she is going through. Why don't you take a little bit of responsibility, Karen? Seriously, you're old enough to know that you shouldn't be driving drunk. And now you are going to dare to blame it on cancer. That is unbelievably stupid and disrespectful. Take some accountability. >> Got another exercise. >> We got another exercise, but you don't have to stand on one foot. >> All right. So, this next exercise, all we need you to do is to stand. >> Can you please just take me along? >> All right. So, this next exercise, what I need you to do is stand with your feet together like mine, your arms down at your side. >> I'll let just please take me. >> All right. So, whenever I instruct you to um you're going to close your eyes and tilt your head back. All right. I haven't instructed you to do so yet. Miss April. >> April, I need you to look at me. I just need you to stay with your feet together, your arms at your side, and do not start the exercise until I tell you my head back. >> I said whenever I tell you to begin the exercise, that's what you'll do. You'll you'll close your eyes, tilt your head back. Right. >> If I say right, you're going to bring your right index finger up, touch the very tip of your nose, and immediately bring it back down. If I say left, you're gonna bring your left index finger up, touch the very tip of your nose, and immediately bring it back down. >> Yes. Do you understand these instructions? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, let's stand uh with our feet together, arms to her side. >> Close your eyes. Tilt your head back. >> Left, right, left. We'll just All right, one more exercise where you don't even have to close your eyes or anything like that. >> Um, it may sound like a silly question. >> It's no not to be rude or disrespectful. >> Do you >> I have nine grandkids. >> Hear me out. And >> so you have nine grandkids. Well, I sure hope they have responsible parents because if anything would happen to them, god forbid, you will be a terrible, terrible caregiver. you are plastered out of your mind. I'm sure you don't even know what day it is today. So, stop blaming everyone and making all sorts of excuses. At the end of the day, you're going to have to take responsibility. I guess not, though, because people like that, they're not going to change. She's probably been like this her whole life, and nothing's going to change now. >> I just want to go home. >> All right. >> I'm just giving you one last opportunity, Alex said. I don't want to cut you off and I don't want to stop this if you really wish to. >> Well, I mean this is the last exercise that I have to >> determine the level of impairment through different indicators that I observe. So, do you wish to continue with this exercise or not? >> Please don't take me to jail. >> Please. >> All right. Just go ahead and keep your hands behind your back there. Don't take me to jail. We'll switch it on in a minute. Please don't take me to jail right now. Do the uh indicators I observed during the field of writing exercises. You are being placed under arrest for driving on. >> Can you just take me I I couldn't drive. Okay. You were behind the wheel when I did conduct a traffic stop. You were stopped in middle ground. I stopped and I I even took my keys out of the >> You pulled him. >> Is there anything on you going to poke me, stick me, stab him in fashion? >> November. >> Can you call my daughter? >> Um, not at this particular point in time. >> What is your daughter going to do for you right now? >> I can't go to jail right now. the protected half of a injunction. >> Can somebody call 105? Can somebody call 105? >> I don't have anything. >> All right. This is my job to check. So, >> I don't have anything. >> I appreciate you letting me know. I still just got to check. >> Yes, ma'am. >> I don't have anything. Please don't take me to jail. >> Can you give me another try? >> No, ma'am. We got a zero tolerance policy whenever it comes to driving under the influence. So that's our our policy that's set by our sheriff. So I can't be violating policy here. >> Why didn't you go anywhere? I parked and didn't go anywhere. >> You got a $20 bill in your back pocket here. I'll make sure that gets back in there. >> Please call my daughter. You'll have an opportunity to to make a phone call once we get to them. >> I I I can't do that because you guys have my phone. I have no number. >> Your phone won't come with you. >> Spread your feet apart. >> Do this to me. >> Spread your feet apart. Can you spread your feet apart? >> No, I'm not. >> Okay, we'll just do it the hard way. >> I didn't do anything wrong. Please take me home. Please take I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. Please call my daughter. >> Please. I've never been in trouble. >> And that is very tight. >> Well, you might have never been in trouble before, but you certainly are in trouble now. Imagine she went on the highway like this and just started plowing through a bunch of cars. No one could have known what would have happened if someone didn't call and the cops didn't show up to put an end to this madness. It's very, very unsightly to see something like this. To know that these maniacs are on the road with us, but now things are about to go from crazy to much crazier. Because when she goes in the back seat, all hell breaks loose. >> Put your butt in first. If you turn around, put your butt in first and that you're less likely to strike your head. >> Turn around like that. I want to >> let me >> Why are you locking me up? All right, that'll go with your property. All right, so turn around. Put your butt in. >> You got to sit down cuz I need to get going. So that way we can try to breathe. >> Okay, I'll roll the window. Breathe in there. >> I have lung cancer. I'm sorry. >> And see, you're going to have to give me >> Okay, I gave you a couple minutes. I'll let Sit down. Sit down. >> You want to be sued? >> I'm telling you to sit down. >> So please, >> if you don't sit down, we have to make you sit down. charge. We don't need to start asking just >> I'm not Can you sit me down, >> but I need to breathe? >> Just fine right now. I'll roll the window down for you. You need to have a seat in the vehicle. You need to go. >> You need to go so that way you can get in some air conditioning and get out of these handcuffs. >> I'm just telling you. And give me a minute, please. >> Okay, we've given you over a minute here. All right, you can have a seat. >> It's been more than a minute. >> Have a seat. This is your last This is your last [ __ ] fiscal with me. >> We're going to have to if you don't get in there. All right. >> No, I'm telling you. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> I'm telling you. Give me a minute so I can breathe. >> Sit down. Put your feet down. >> That's all I'm asking you. I will get in the car, but give me a minute to breathe. >> Put your feet down. >> Put your feet down. That's all we need you to do. Just get in the car. See, you can sit there. >> Roll the window out. >> Where's my inhalers and everything? >> Look at that. You need your inhaler. We'll get that. Bring your purse. >> My Where's Yeah. Where's your inhaler at? >> Everything from my [ __ ] >> Okay. I can't I can't I call my dad. >> I don't know if you guys have ever seen the movie MorbiiUs. It's not the best Marvel movie, that's for damn sure, but she's kind of reminding me of Jared Leto when he's in that vampire look. I mean, she looks horrifying. That is a very scary woman to look at. I would be very concerned if she starts biting the officers because they're definitely catching something. Whether it's keronitis or rabies, they're going to need to go to the hospital. >> Call my dad. Call my dad. >> I got your cell phone. >> Call my dad. >> Call my dad. >> No. No. >> Call my dad. >> Somebody need to call my dad. >> No, I'm not going to call my dad. >> Xray. >> No. N >> you guys call my dad. Please call my dad. I've never been in trouble. I've never been in trouble. Please call my dad. Call my dad. Please call my dad. I've never been in trouble. Please. Please call my dad. Please call my dad. >> Why are you guys locking me up? >> Please call my mom. >> Oh, but Flagler County is about to get [ __ ] sued. You might not have a job anymore, babe. Yeah, the little anguish as you did on my [ __ ] ankles and my [ __ ] wrist. Yeah, [ __ ] You might not have a job anymore. You're going to be fired before next [ __ ] month. I'll let you know that. >> You lock me up now. I ain't going to stay in a jail cell tonight. >> I'm going to go home. But you know what? Everybody in this town's going to [ __ ] hate you. You don't even look like you got ass on you to [ __ ] back your [ __ ] up. Little tiny girl. >> What a lovely woman. I'm sure that threat of a lawsuit is just so terrifying to that police officer. She must be shaking in her boots at the idea that this Karen is going to summon her army of vampire lawyers and just sue her into oblivion. Or at least that's what the Karen thinks because none of this is going to happen. >> You better make friends in this cat world. If not, you ain't going to make it. I've been here for 16 [ __ ] years. You think it's going to give you me locked up? Yeah. You go ahead, baby girl. You ain't going to make it here. You better look for another job somewhere else in [ __ ] Amazon. What a co company. You ain't going to make this. These people here in Banell are going to [ __ ] eat you alive. I already know that. You want to lock me up? That's fine. >> A little tiny thing. But let me tell you something. Everybody knows who I am. >> You didn't get a winner today, baby. But you ain't nothing, pretty girl. Let me tell you something. You better grow some [ __ ] balls if you're going to go around and [ __ ] banel. >> Tell you straight up. You think it feels good locking me up? Just one person locking me up. But you know what? You ain't getting nowhere. >> Oh, it makes you big girl. Oh, I got a license. I can lock people up. And you just been Yeah. You wait until you get out there and they [ __ ] really eat you up and come take you. >> Now, who's going to eat her up? Exactly. Her army of banshees because that is a credible threat. I wouldn't put it past her that she has unholy forces that are willing to attack this police officer. If I were the cop, I would place a restraining order on her crazy ass. But let's see what happens next because now she needs to go to the bathroom. And do you think that the lack of a bathroom is going to stop her? Hell no. >> I didn't do anything wrong. Charge me. What are you going to do? [ __ ] >> Just let me out. Let me go home. Give me my [ __ ] phone. Let me call my dad. Why are you guys locking me up? >> I'm going to piss in your car if you don't let me out. All right, I'm going to pee in the car. If you don't let me out, I'm going to piss in your car. [Music] >> You think it's funny now until I piss in your car and you guys clean it up? Call my dad. You'll think it's funny until I piss in your car and you got to clean it up. Somebody needs to give me my phone so I can call my dad. That's my rights. Other than that, I got to go pee. It's your car and you're going to have to clean it up cuz I'm about ready to go. >> 9 to 8 12:25. I'm 51. >> Okay. >> I got to go pee. I'm being considerate. Somebody's needs to give me my phone so I can call my dad. If not, I'm going to piss all over your car. I love >> you want to sit out there and you think it's all funny. Haha. But you know what? Do you know what real life is? They needed to get me in there and get me out. >> I'm not a mean person, but I'm not doing this. And my dad is a state attorney. >> What's his name? >> What? What's your dad saying? >> You might know him. >> Oh, you might know him. >> I might. Yeah. What's that? >> Oh, he don't do what low ballers like you. >> Oh, but he's a state attorney. We deal with the state attorney. >> Oh, yeah. It's uh out, not in. >> Out, not in. Okay. I've heard him. >> Oh, you haven't? >> No. It's funny cuz you're not going to have a job after you get done with the day. >> Why is that? >> Why is that? >> You know, I think she might be on to something. It's possible that the officer may not have a job after this day because it's possible she might quit from psychological trauma. Dealing with a Karen like this would definitely mess someone up. And I don't understand how they do it on a daily basis. They just handle the absolute worst of society and then they just move on to the next one. For sure that must do something to your mind. Well, the video is almost over, but like I said earlier, she really has to go to the bathroom. >> You'll see. >> So, other than that, can I go pee? >> All right. You ain't going to get me back inside. Okay. Yeah. >> Right. I got to go pee. >> I know I already warned you guys several times. You cleaned up out of your car cuz I already told you I had to go pee like [ __ ] hour and a half ago. See, you better make get him up. [Music] >> No. >> So, you can clean you can clean this up because I already asked you to use the bathroom over a half an hour ago. an hour and a half ago and you wouldn't take me deliver. [Music] [Music] Holy [ __ ] She must have been holding that for a while. That is a lot of piss. It was like a waterfall. That is disgusting. Now, if she held it for that long, I'm pretty sure she could have held it a little longer because that was so unnecessary. I really hope she gets charged for the damages she's doing to that car. I can't even imagine the smell in there. Juliet I asked you guys over an hour and a half ago to take me to use the bathroom. It's sweet. It's not nasty. I've been drinking pineapple juice. >> I might clean it up. I don't have to. So >> I don't either. I asked you guys to take me to the bathroom. >> So I'm still locked up in handcuffs. [Music] But uh my dad's on his way here. I didn't do anything [ __ ] wrong. You guys got me locked up. Nothing at all. I don't have no charges against me. Nothing. That's why I don't understand why I'm sitting here. I have no criminal record. No [ __ ] nothing. Why are you guys holding me here? Can you not explain that to me, ma'am? No. Okay. Never been in trouble. Excuse me, ma'am. What is the process here? I mean, I've never been in trouble. I have no charges nowhere. >> I have my uncle that will come and pick me up. >> I mean, I don't understand. >> You guys saw the charges on the screen. She picked up five charges. Now, if you watch the entire video without skipping around, I want to commend you because you are a soldier. Thank you so much for watching. I'm going to be doing a live stream in two days. That will be Friday the 15th of August. It's going to be a blast. 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